October 19th, 2009
Skullcap
I like skulls. I like wearing skulls. I like killing animals and gluing their skulls onto my hats. If I could, I would melt my face so that you could only see my skull. Oh, and I’ll probably never get laid.
Washington
Skullcap,
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Bonehead…
October 19th, 2009
WIN!
October 19th, 2009
Kid rock after hitting a deer…
October 19th, 2009
Someone needs to check this guy’s backyard for bodies.
October 19th, 2009
Me so horny.
October 19th, 2009
Oh boy.
October 19th, 2009
So its also look like hes rockin the mullet or should i say a skullet!
October 19th, 2009
ummm you are supposed to mount those on your wall…..not your hat
October 19th, 2009
wow is all i got to say
October 19th, 2009
“and I dont even own a gun”
October 19th, 2009
So this is the grayskull HE-MAN gets his power from
October 19th, 2009
Looks like someone couldn’t wait until Christmas to break out the homemade reindeer antler headpiece…
I don’t think Santa gives bonus points for being overzealous with a glue gun.
October 19th, 2009
Looks like he robbed the guy next to the one in the lucky charms gangsta jacket
October 19th, 2009
And to think I sell that fabric at my work…I bet his mommy made him that shirt.
October 19th, 2009
I guess that with the onset of Halloween, we’ll have to start trying to distinguish which of these are costumes, and which are your typical Wal-mart white trash fashion.
October 19th, 2009
Is that supposed to be badass? Because it’s just tacky.
October 19th, 2009
He’ll get laid… if bestial-necrophilia counts as getting laid, that is.
October 19th, 2009
Mullet, antlers and a skull shirt…such class!
October 19th, 2009
He’s probably buying a shovel to dig up his date for Saturday night.
October 19th, 2009
OK . he’s shopping sees the hat go’s hhmm this is cool . The wife says realy? you kidding right ? He says nope im ganna buy it… Maybe we should liston to the wifes..
October 19th, 2009
man, sugart*ts….you sure have good grammar. You obviously shoppin’ at the walmart and shit……
October 19th, 2009
WTF? Who parolled this asshole?
October 19th, 2009
I’m guessing its corral on top of his head.
October 19th, 2009
I guess we can call him a “boner”
October 19th, 2009
Dear PoWM,
I will repeat myself here…….PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEASE!!!!! Block Sugartits and Jamby’s Boyfriend!!!!
October 19th, 2009
People like that should be put to sleep…
October 19th, 2009
haaah i love how the ads on the side are for similar hats. nice.
October 19th, 2009
The scary thing is: its a lady.
October 19th, 2009
I swear he’s eyeing up the woman’s skull in front of him..would look great on my pimpchain he thinks to himself…and his other 3 personalities!
October 19th, 2009
if he’s trying to be redneck it isn’t working really well, he just makes us look bad, even makes the badass bikers look bad as well.
October 19th, 2009
Even before the picture had loaded I started laughing at the caption.
October 19th, 2009
The scary part is that it is a woman.
October 19th, 2009
i agree with Maria, get Jamby’s boyfriend and sugartits off of here. now i forgot what the pic was…..
October 19th, 2009
Hey it’s one of the dudes from that mel gilbson movie “road warrior”!!
October 19th, 2009
He’s overcompensating for his small dick
October 19th, 2009
And, he shops at Walmart!!!
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
October 19th, 2009
Where’s the line for Wally the Shrink? I gotta death fetish I wanna talk to Wally about.
October 19th, 2009
He’s the Halloween version of Lady Liberty.
-The Big Cheese
http://www.RumorRat.com
October 19th, 2009
My name is Scull-ator, King of Idiots!
October 19th, 2009
I have to admit it’s pretty ‘out there’, but not when you take into consideration that we are so close to Halloween.
October 19th, 2009
looks as though he’s got both halloween and christmas covered, but where’s his tribute to thanksgiving?? 50 bucks says he gobbles like a turkey.
October 19th, 2009
Are you kidding these are his special Sunday go to Walmart clothes. You should see what he wears the rest of the week. Probably human skin or a whole deer head.
October 19th, 2009
Seriously? What are those things coming out of his head? Antlers?
October 19th, 2009
Ok, POWM, you are starting to get boring. PLEASE send better pix!!
October 19th, 2009
Um Hello, It is close to halloween, People are having Halloween parties around this time. So people in weird clothes at the end of October should not end up on here as Being “strange”.
October 19th, 2009
Well, it IS getting close to Halloween. Or Election Day, whichever.
October 19th, 2009
While he see’s dead people, I see a dumbass…..
October 19th, 2009
Never get laid??? Darwin was right…There is no chance of him endangering the gene pool…
October 19th, 2009
Wonder what his Boner looks like
October 19th, 2009
That guys kinda weird :\
October 19th, 2009
I wonder if he wore that outfit when applying for his license to own gun.
October 19th, 2009
WOW those aren’t even skulls or antlers on his head; they’re JAWBONES.
October 19th, 2009
*sings* I love you, you don’t breathe, necro-beastiality, with a nice deep kiss, and a bone from me to you, wish you’d say you love me too.
October 19th, 2009
Now if someone could just convince him that it’s a great idea to wear that hat next time he goes hunting…
October 19th, 2009
These are the dicks of all his former (RIP) lovers. They smell grrrrrrrrrrreat!
October 19th, 2009
This ISN’T Walmart. It’s Target. You can tell by the signage.
October 19th, 2009
Bet his wife gave him that lucky “hunting hat” for deer season!
October 19th, 2009
I never doubted that Ted Nugent shops at WalMart.
October 19th, 2009
In WI during deer hunting season this would be a go if were deer antlers. And that would be after drinking from 6am to 6pm and hitting the bars after. Jeeze – get a life.
October 19th, 2009
The scarecrow on the wall has a better chance at getting laid than this guy!
October 19th, 2009
Oh I need to hurry or Grandma going leave me here!
October 19th, 2009
Is that the jawbone of an a** on his hat?? It must be his ID badge….
October 19th, 2009
Checklist on his fridge:
Skull shirt: check
Black hat: check
Animal bones: check
Hot glue gun: must go to walmart wearing bones on hat to get
October 20th, 2009
chekc out the ganster posting from october 7 2009. same damn jacket!
October 20th, 2009
Skully McSkullson!
October 20th, 2009
Oh, I do not think he needs to boil his face down to not get laid, his ensemble does enough.
October 20th, 2009
The salesman who told him he looked great in that outfit definitely wins the salesman of the year prize. The firing squad is waiting outside.
October 20th, 2009
Oh, come on now. That’s not fair! I’m sure he’ll get laid sometime! Of course it might be by some girl who wears tampons glued to her jacket, but hey. It’s better than nothing!
October 20th, 2009
HONK HONK !! THE HORNS OF GONDOR !
October 20th, 2009
OMG! ITS MY BROTHER!! (Just kiddin Dallas, it’s really your sister!)
October 20th, 2009
Agent Skully.
(Totally lame. I know. Still couldn’t resist.)
October 20th, 2009
Dad?!
October 20th, 2009
Probably can’t wait for Halloween to get here.
October 20th, 2009
This shirt isn’t so bad, its the hat!
October 20th, 2009
I’m a fartknocker…
October 20th, 2009
That dude most likely lives in the house of 1000 corpes
October 20th, 2009
Please, please, PLEASE tell me that this dude is a LARPer making a last-minute Wal-Mart run right before the game starts.
Please?
October 20th, 2009
Hey sugartits and jambys boyfriend– shut the fuck up and go hang yourselves in your closets where you belong.
October 20th, 2009
the sad thing is he probably has been laid at some point in time
October 20th, 2009
He’s a member of the Skull & Bones society… and he’s PROUD!!!
October 20th, 2009
Hey, give him a break…the members of the band Gwar shop at Walmart too.
(google Gwar, I dare you)
October 20th, 2009
The closer it gets to Halloween the WORSE it gets.
October 20th, 2009
I was playing Brutal Legend last night, and I think I saw this dude in the game!
October 20th, 2009
In the wild, animals are known to use color to say, “Hands off, I am posionous” . This example states, “Daily I make bad choices and should not procreate.” Sadly in Walmart, this is a valid mating call. “You don’t understand Warren like I do, daddy! He’s so metal.” I think that he is here to buy Guitar Hero – Lame Poser edition.
October 20th, 2009
I wonder if this is how Jame Gumb (a.k.a. Buffalo Bill) from the ‘Silence of the Lambs’ got started out?
October 20th, 2009
Run away, run far, far away and as fast as you can!!!
October 20th, 2009
This guy is a serial killer in the making.
October 20th, 2009
I..wear…dead people.
October 20th, 2009
i wonder if he’s kin to ed gein…..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein
October 20th, 2009
nice hat
October 20th, 2009
“Hey look, over there in the skull shirt… It’s Bullwinkle”!
October 20th, 2009
This person is a serial killer in the making.
October 20th, 2009
It’s obvious that this guy just came from Alice Cooper’s garage sale….
October 20th, 2009
he’s cool.
October 20th, 2009
Oh, ew, Prometheamoth is right. That back left bone is most definitely a jaw bone, I guess probably deer, unless dude has access to sheep or goat skulls. Who would even think to glue that kind of stuff on a hat, much less WEAR IT IN PUBLIC?? Oh wait, I know. People of Walmart.
October 20th, 2009
“If I could, I would melt my face so that you could only see my skull.”
Well… there was a guy who got his face tattooed to look like a skull.
October 21st, 2009
“I want to complain. There are no brains for sale in the meat department. Brains!”
October 21st, 2009
Deliverance meets Deer hunter
October 21st, 2009
ha ha im pretty sure thats HIS MOM he’s standing next to…
October 21st, 2009
“Probably”? How about “definitely”?
October 21st, 2009
It’s bedazzling taken to a new level!
October 22nd, 2009
Ha! I saw this guy a couple weeks ago! Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
October 23rd, 2009
he’s surrounded by halloween stuff.. he was probably just having a little fun.. seriously people..
October 23rd, 2009
I’m betting that’s at the Centralia store.
October 23rd, 2009
Yes… They are jaw bones. Deer jaw bones. He’s also got a matching denim jacket with the same poor animal’s spinal column and ribs running down the back of it.
This is the Tulalip/Marysville Wal-mart.
His name is Justin. He’s a shit-head. I used to work with him.
October 27th, 2009
Walmart- where the wild things are.
I’ll bet if either of those two people in front of him turned around, they’d pee themselves
November 1st, 2009
I am deeply ashamed that this occured in my state, I almost sniffled. I can not believe that some of the failing students (Or the rare succeeding) in my school could end up like Mr. Bones, here. This picture induced my gag reflex, and I felt spaghetti almost stinging my throat with stomach acids. Darn. :c
November 3rd, 2009
sadly i know him…. fail….
November 3rd, 2009
Hey thats me with my Hat and it’s not glued on it’s held on by wire. also it’s not a mullet but a full head of long hair….dumb asses also I have a g/f if you’de like to see our porno just ask I’ll send it…so I might wear bones and all but I’m a fucking porn star!!! Anyways thanks for all the insult and compliments.
November 4th, 2009
i gotta say,thats a sweet as$ jacket. i have the same one. =D
November 5th, 2009
…the best part of this photo is the little scarecrow guy on display in the top right of the photo, looking toward Skull-Man, like, “Holy S**t!!”
November 7th, 2009
Look, it’s Ted Nugent
November 8th, 2009
So thats my ex. The funny thing is he made a jacket pretty much the same way. Funny shit.
He did get laid though
November 8th, 2009
He is actually pretty cool though, and he didnt kill those animals, where he got them, where we live/lived, are a bunch of cougar dens.
November 8th, 2009
Haha I’ve seen this kid around town a few times. He’s got a black coat to go with that hat… bones down his back like a spine. People like this make me wish I’d never left Oregon…
November 12th, 2009
I gotta congratulate whoever writes the comment on the pics, I swear most of the time they make me laugh harder than the actual picture! I would marry him/her just for his/her sense of humor…
November 14th, 2009
It looks like Ursula’s crown. As in The Little Mermaid’s Ursula.
November 15th, 2009
the hat screams what a dork i am
November 18th, 2010
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!! i know this kid! he has a matching jacket. And you’d be surprised. He does get laid. He’s kind of a man slut.
March 3rd, 2011
ive known him for years. probably one of the best people you could really meet honestly. yeah hes got his quirks but all in all not bad. i was around when he was making that jacket and helped find some of the bones. there are cougar dens all over this place.
May 9th, 2011
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