October 19th, 2009
The Burger King

You have already tried it your way and it obviously hasn’t worked out very well. Maybe you should try not walking around with a cardboard crown on your head when you’re a grown man.
Louisiana
The Burger King,
You have already tried it your way and it obviously hasn’t worked out very well. Maybe you should try not walking around with a cardboard crown on your head when you’re a grown man.
Louisiana
The Burger King,
132 Comments, Comment or Ping
Maybe he’s an adult M.R.
October 19th, 2009
The mullet crown!
October 19th, 2009
Aw lay off the guy, it’s obviously his birthday and he’s ready to party like it’s 1999 in those overalls.
October 19th, 2009
Hey – Maybe he was denied his way at home, so he at least he can be King of Wal-Mart. And the long curls make him look like the King’s brother.
October 19th, 2009
I think he’s just holding his wife’s purse and his kid’s BK crown while they go to the bathroom. This is the most normal thing I’ve seen on this site.
October 19th, 2009
Hey! I always wear the crown when I am at Burger King
October 19th, 2009
Obviously, he has found the perfect fashion accessory to keep his outgrown mullet out of his eyes. What he forgot to do was change out of his bibbies before he left home!
October 19th, 2009
Just another reason why I hate living in Louisiana…so many pics on peopleofwalmart.com are from here
October 19th, 2009
Kneel before your king…..now get me a whopper.
October 19th, 2009
He’s there to pick up his scepter and ermine collared coat. Then there will be some serious “kingin’” going on at home with the neighbor kids GI Joes and Barbie dolls.
October 19th, 2009
The “Mullet King”
October 19th, 2009
OMG! where is the heart of the ocean rose
? louie the 16th
October 19th, 2009
Looks like Ron Jeremy….He was the “king” now he’s just sleazy.
October 19th, 2009
awww dont judge too much ..looks like he has a prescription bag in his hand..
October 19th, 2009
whatever……
October 19th, 2009
I definitely do not want it his way!
October 19th, 2009
Did someone ship a life sized “King Mullet” doll to the store? I wanna see a pic of the person who picks it up!
October 19th, 2009
Wow, if Walmart had a king this is certaintly what he would look like. All hail King mullet!!
October 19th, 2009
Special orders don’t upset us.
Las órdenes especiales no nos trastornan. (or so the online translation say it is)
October 19th, 2009
He’s having it his way every where he goes.
October 19th, 2009
I think they have Burger King in that Walmart and he was at his kids party….leave him be….we have seen much worst
October 19th, 2009
I dunno – I think THIS guy is a whole lot LESS creepy than the “real” Burger King on the commercials!
October 19th, 2009
I almost feel sorry for this man. almost….
October 19th, 2009
He ordered the entire line of King of the Hill episodes and is there to pick them up…just thought he’d dress for the occassion!
October 19th, 2009
SHIT! IT’S THE PROPHET OF TRUTH! WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE ONCE HE FINDS THAT ARTIFACT IN WALMART!!
October 19th, 2009
Take off the crown Boudreaux, Mardi Gras has been over for months.
October 19th, 2009
He is probably wearing it to make the grandkids happy!! Wouldn’t you?
October 19th, 2009
Oh crap, I’m totally in love with this dude! Keep rockin the crown, my man!
October 19th, 2009
Are you sure this guy is not from Alabama
October 19th, 2009
“I don’t care if your King Shit, take a number and get in line like everyone else”.
October 19th, 2009
His way would be to take all the veggies off- this includes ketchup- drop it in the deep fryer, and serve it with a case of Bud and a can of Skoal….
October 19th, 2009
He’s thinking, damn, everyone keeps looking at me. I must look pretty damn hot today!!
October 19th, 2009
He’s the Gumbo King!
October 19th, 2009
He’s waiting to knight people with a majestic tap on each shoulder using one of those checkout rubber food dividers……..
October 19th, 2009
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown ..
October 19th, 2009
I’m with Laura on this one. He may have been wearing it for a kid or grandkid…and YES, we HAVE seen MUCH worse. At least this guy is covered up and we aren’t seeing any whoppers hanging out, ya know?!
October 19th, 2009
“Excuse me, sir. Porcelain throne covers are located in Aisle 52.”
October 19th, 2009
The Wal-Mart King
October 19th, 2009
I guess no one wants to admit to the possibility of him being an adult M.R. because that would make you feel guilty about poking fun.
October 19th, 2009
It’s just that it looks so….appropriate on his head.
October 19th, 2009
Every comment with the word “Mullet” for this pic and several “thumbs down” dislikes on it….. I wonder if we’ve offended the mullet-bearers, defenders of the BK kingdom
October 19th, 2009
This one’s a bit harsh…”obviously hasn’t worked out very well?” What makes you say that?
I’d bet his kid gave him the crown to wear. I’d wear it
October 19th, 2009
come on the crown looked good in the NAMBLA van
October 19th, 2009
Sometimes the wait for the restroom is insufferable, even if you are third in succession for the throne.
October 19th, 2009
like I have done a !00 times for my kids They loved it,wtg DAD
October 19th, 2009
Thinking oneself the King of Walmart doesn’t exactly qualify as delusions of grandeur.
October 19th, 2009
I’m just glad he isnt bending over in bright green short, shorts. By far one of the more normal things on this site.
October 19th, 2009
He’s not the Burger King, he’s more like the Burger Dunce.
October 19th, 2009
He just came from rehearsals for the new Broadway musical, “The Line King.”
October 19th, 2009
this is so staged.
October 19th, 2009
Think this guy ever wakes up in bed with a stranger, offering them a biscuit sandwich?
October 19th, 2009
Jughead eventually got fat.
October 19th, 2009
It’s good to be the king.
October 19th, 2009
By his hair do he is toying with the idea of becoming a Burger Queen.
October 19th, 2009
Most of what you say is funny, but come on – he could have been hanging out with his grandkids, right?
October 19th, 2009
All he needs is a beer, a remote, a recliner, and a barefoot, pregnant wife in the kitchen making his dinner.
October 19th, 2009
He must be in line to purchase a cardboard scepter and throne
October 19th, 2009
This is his royal “mullet crown.”
October 19th, 2009
P.O.W.’s fan of the week…
October 19th, 2009
He is the King of his double wide trailer!
October 19th, 2009
I’ve heard it said a man dresses for the job he wants. From the looks of his lid, this gent is aiming high!
You Go Bubba!
October 19th, 2009
I thought it was kinda cool… I’m just saying… I would wear the BK crown too… I like this guy
October 19th, 2009
Really. Doesn’t he know that ADULTS wear those stickers that come on a special order sandwich at McDonald’s? You know the ones — “Hot and Fresh … Just for You!”
October 19th, 2009
king dork!
October 19th, 2009
Lay off the guy. He’s probably a father taking the family out for an evening. Maybe he can’t afford Red Lobster, or the kids would rather go to Wally World and Burger King. He’s a caring dad, give him a break.
October 19th, 2009
that’s what i say. lay off the guy!!!! he’s probably got a couple kids running around in the store with the hats on too!!!
October 19th, 2009
Add me to the list of people saying this is an ordinary dad taking care of his kid. This photo is the failure, not the guy.
October 19th, 2009
HE is a BEANER!!!! A WETBACK!! SPICK!! Lol
October 19th, 2009
Who Dat!!!! Dat da Crawfish King!!!!
October 19th, 2009
whatever! that’s awesome… kudos to him for being fun.
October 19th, 2009
Haha that pretty cool. i mean, i’d be really embarrassed to wear that but if he wants to wear it then its his choice. It looks kinda funny.
October 19th, 2009
His manservant taken ill King Herb experiences life amongst the unwashed masses.
October 19th, 2009
how perfect – the sign reads ‘picking up an ogre?” ……..
October 19th, 2009
I wore one around all day on my birthday. There’s actually a game to it. Being normal is boring.
October 19th, 2009
I am FAR less disturbed by the crown than what looks like an overalls/gold bracelet combo.
He looks like he really, really wants to have a cigarette in that right hand, lol.
October 19th, 2009
Hey Captain Lou impersonator, you are wearing the wrong color suspenders. Mario wears red, duh.
R.I.P. Captain Lou Albano
October 19th, 2009
He’s one of the Three Kings of Orient, Louisiana, and it was his turn to get the frankincense for the holiday road trip.
Regular clothes and no peekies anywhere. Thank God. (standing ovation)
October 19th, 2009
“I’m gonna be the mane event
Like no king was before
I’m brushing up on looking down
I’m working on my roar”
Oh i just can’t wait to be king
October 19th, 2009
It’s good to be the King!
October 19th, 2009
Why does Walmart have mexican advertisements?
October 19th, 2009
in his defence, I just turned 30 and wore a princess crown all day as part of a tradition. I think this is the most normal thing I’ve seen here so far…
October 20th, 2009
I SWEAR that is Ricky Tic. Did he go on a road trip?
October 20th, 2009
Some things you do just to make people stop and say WTF. I’d wear the crown just to make people stop and stare.
October 20th, 2009
They are having family night and after a Lion King movie fest at home, he just can’t WAIT to be king!! Seriously, what a dad for being such a good sport and I thought they only had McDonalds and Subway in the Wal-Mart!
October 20th, 2009
He is at the site to store pick up getting his online order for his fire breathing dragon, sword, and shield!! The crown makes perfect sense!
October 20th, 2009
You muh muh make it my way!
October 20th, 2009
What goes around comes around. Are mulletts coming back in style? YUK
October 20th, 2009
King for a day, fool for a lifetime lol
October 20th, 2009
its his kid’s birfday! no big deal.
October 20th, 2009
He is there to pick up an online order. When did Wal-mart start selling blow up dolls online?
October 20th, 2009
do they even make those hats any more??? I have seen one of those in years unless of course he saved it from the 80′s who really knows?
October 20th, 2009
I have a feeling it’s not his own kids he’s trying to attract. Keep an eye on your kids at the walmarts of Louisiana
October 20th, 2009
I think it’s pretty cool he is probably doing it for his kid. Looks to me like they went out for the day and stopped at BK for lunch and had a little fun. As said above, pretty normal.
October 20th, 2009
…and grown men (for that matter grown women, as well) should NEVER wear overalls!
October 20th, 2009
I have to defend this guy, as a Dad I often do things my kids think are crazy to keep my kids entertained and behaving in stores so they don’t get bored. Wearing a BK crown is right up that alley.
October 20th, 2009
The King Of All Walmarts!
October 20th, 2009
His real crown is on layaway.
October 20th, 2009
he’s obviously just super stoked about where the wild things are.
October 20th, 2009
Not that Im defending this guy, but I would wear the BK hat in public, and Im not a child. Everyone has the child in them, but some people you need to be aware if it’s the “child” in them, or they are just plain crazy….
October 20th, 2009
Hey, Ron Jeremy has to eat too, you know!
October 20th, 2009
“It’s good to be the king…”
October 20th, 2009
It looks like he is the returns/pickup area. Maybe he is picking up his Ronald McDonald costume.
October 20th, 2009
This is why they gave us these hat’s to us.. so what.. it may look funny.. but do we really wear them to be dapper?? I love these and it is always fun to be a kid… !!
So Normal!!
October 20th, 2009
he looks like he’s running from someone…. i love paper crowns.
October 20th, 2009
You know, when you have kids, you will do anything to make them smile! Including putting on a Burger King Crown and walking around Wal-Mart with it on. Being silly is the best part of having kids! If you don’t have kids, you look like a retard acting silly. If you have kids, people think it’s cute and you get away with almost anything! Sadly, Burger King isn’t in my town anymore. However, we are moving to Cali soon and hopefully there will be a BK close to me and I will get a crown and put it on and walk into Wal-Mart! This man is obviously a good daddy!! Too bad when we road the train with my son when they had the 75th anniversary of The Lone Ranger I didn’t take our lovely Lone Ranger masks to Wal-Mart! I do have pictures of us wearing them on the train. We looked like big ol dorks, but I loved it! Ok, I am done rambling now lol.
October 20th, 2009
HA HA i totally walked around my city with BK crowns on with my friend and her 16 year old cousin LOL
October 20th, 2009
Who died and made you King over all.
October 21st, 2009
I am Arthur—King of the Britons!
October 21st, 2009
All hail King Ralph the 1st!
October 21st, 2009
i saw this man on the side of florida blvd last week he had the hat on then as well
October 21st, 2009
Haha, I hope this was a dare.
October 21st, 2009
As a father of two little boys, I have walked around with Lightning McQueen stickers on my shirt at work. Kudos to the dad that pleases the little ones!
October 22nd, 2009
OMG!!! IS THAT MULLET TOO!!! LMFAO
October 22nd, 2009
I agree, good Dad.
October 22nd, 2009
you can be the king of my castle bahaha
October 22nd, 2009
ahaha he inspires to be the creepy burger king guy. he wants us to have it our way.
October 22nd, 2009
not nearly creepy enough to be the king
October 23rd, 2009
Really slow customer service at this Wal-Mart – this guy was 8 years old when he got on line.
October 23rd, 2009
Or maybe the guy took his kids to a burger king located IN the Wal-Mart and his kids or grandkids wanted him to wear the hat…
October 24th, 2009
I have been known to walk through Nieman Marcus with a Burger King crown. I can’t resist the damn things…
October 25th, 2009
Happy birthday to u
Thanks now can i get my free Ice Cream Sandwich
October 25th, 2009
That’s so bizarre that it makes you forget that the guy has perm-mullet.
October 25th, 2009
the hat was that disturbing that no one noticed that baby bump and overalls? mission accomplished..
October 26th, 2009
a legendary hat for a legendary haircut.this is the first legendary combo i have ever seen,this guy is a genius.he didn’t even think about this look he just did it,all the great ones do.when we see the first mesh shirt and mullet combo this guy will pass the crown.what about a baby with a mesh shirt and a mullet a triple combo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! think of the possibilities!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 26th, 2009
He is the burger king
October 27th, 2009
This site is great but no need to pick on people who don’t have a choice how they act. Leave him alone. If you don’t, fate may turn you into what he already has to face daily
October 29th, 2009
only in louisiana. haha
October 30th, 2009
Hi guy’s,
He is really urger king….
November 2nd, 2009
Nah…he lost a bet..plain and simple..and it’s written all over his face, where he is clearly thinking, “Oh, F**k”
November 7th, 2009
Wait in line with the King.
November 9th, 2009
The man’s just clowning around, cut him some slack. I’m a lot more disturbed by the Spanish on the sign.
November 23rd, 2009
hey what is wrong with a grown man wearing a carboard crown, there is nothing wrong with that…. You go Dude!!!
December 4th, 2009
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