I haven’t seen this much crack since that night I partied with Bobby Brown.
31 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, West Virginia
Wow thats alot of crack there!! That thing is going up his back looks like the San Andres fault!
October 8th, 2012
Shouldn’t this guy be cruising down the underwear aisle instead?
Slop Jar Magoo
Looks like that crack goes all the way to his shoulders……guess that makes him a total “A$$HOLE”
The timer went off, and your Poppin’ Fresh Biscuits are done.
The social graces of my two male dogs humping each other are more refined…
POWM pics are hitting the big time the last two weeks..
This guy is the son of the “pants pulled down” scooter lady
Seeing that the pic is from West Virginia I am going to name his asscrack “Turd Holler”…. That sucker lets a fart rip and it will sound like an air horn on a mountain road. Blaaaa-WONKKKKK!!!!
Crack is Whack!
…Except at SkankMart where is it perfectly acceptable because Wal-Creatures must thrive somewhere, right?
If that crack spreads any higher it’s going to split his skull.
Im not in the market to buy crack…
So THAT’S the source of the rotten smell coming from the cooler…
Someone needs to tell the white boy that if you gain weight to buy pants that fit.
Now I see how the skinny people who shop at Walmart keep the weight off. I’m now dry heaving.
Foo Foo Dyke
OMFG!!!!! O_o My roommy has one just like it.
That’s not crack, thats the whole ass!
Definitely saying no to that crack!
He’s in the cold foods section! Can’t he feel the cold air on his ass?
October 9th, 2012
jeus h christ where the hell does that ass crack start and end
“Let me see…cottage cheese, yogurt, ricotta cheese, orange juice, butt cheese….
Sir, if it is not too much trouble, would you please
TAKE YOUR BARE ASS AWAY FROM THE FOOD AISLE!
Whitney Houston’s sugar daddy.
What? Too soon?
Instead of being a crack head, he’s a crack ASS.
October 10th, 2012
If I saw that at Walmart, I’d never go back. That’s enough! UGH!!!
Hehehehe…cracks me up!
I would suppose this is the fellow who wished for never-ending crack. He wasn’t really specific with his wish.
October 11th, 2012
Wow, that’s way too much crack. It looks like it starts in the middle of his back.
October 15th, 2012
It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
October 25th, 2012
Nice people. Making fun of a guy who had spinal surgery. The mans lucky he’s walking!
October 28th, 2012
Spinal surgery or no….it’s still no excuse for not pulling up your pants! Ugh!
November 11th, 2012
PLEASE let me take these two out and shoot them in the back of the head. What a bunch of shit. I would like to ask these two what their grandmother would think of them if she would see them dressed like this. But what the hell, I am sure that would not phase them either.
If you would put a dog and these two against a wall and tell me to shoot the dog or these two… well, I know two black dudes that would need to be praying.
November 20th, 2012
How is that crack even possible?
January 8th, 2013