Tats For Tits



So the real question here, and really the only important one you will be faced with today, is what are your thoughts on titty tattoos? My thought process on them is this: If you have ugly boobies (see above) then a tattoo making me think they are sexy is extremely unlikely. Now if you already have a nice rack then congrats, you have a nice rack and you already won everyone over. We already want to look at them, no need to run up the score.

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  1. Ray

    Incredible how fat Americans can be. Don’t they have mirrors or husbands who say: I am not gonna touch you anymore if you have so much bodyfat!
    Ieeehhhhhh!!

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  2. KKC

    Her breast look like the butt of that kid on the Oblong’s or a really disappointing executive toy.

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  3. doglover

    Those aren’t tit’s those are udders are a very old, used and abused cow. Disgusting.

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  4. gina

    Repulsive.

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  5. Kit

    Please cover up, no one needs to see that.

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  6. Lacey

    It isn’t so much her weight that is in question…it’s more her fashion sense for the body she has over the body she thinks she has and is flaunting. You don’t have to wear old lady clothes (because that’s what plus sized fashion usually looks like, especially at walmart!). Just maybe…wear a BRA!? And something to cover ham hock arms…take a little pride. Then again, I haven’t seen a really large woman like this take pride in themselves.. If they did, they probably wouldn’t have let themselves go that much..

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  7. booboo

    What are those tats supposed to be? Hams?

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  8. Joey BadaBing

    unless you are in the Navy or Marines.

    Tats are nasty…

    tit tats induce vomit……………………..

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  9. Nancy

    If you get a rose on your boobs, in about 20 years it’ll be a LONG STEMMED rose!

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  10. Carlyn

    kinda makes you feel sorry for the tattooist who had to touch ‘em…just sayin’

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  11. oral fallwell

    ” TITTIES “

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  12. broketaxpayer

    She’s so big, even her biceps have tits!

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  13. kirk

    We really should be pointing the finger at the clothing manufacturers for making spaghetti strapped shirts that are 6x. We wouldn’t have to look at that disgusting slob!

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  14. Boomer Sooner

    TATERTITS!!!

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  15. Reggie

    Aside from those saggy old-woman-style tits…what’s with those arms?

    Just how does someone this young (probably under 35) wind up with upper arms that look like giant hams?
    How does one turn muscle into just a mass of fat?
    Probably, the heaviest thing that she ever lifts is a fork.

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  16. Mark

    54 xl….oops that’s a coat size not a bra size…never mind…

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  17. Kelley

    Somehow.. I think having tats is the least of what this woman is doing wrong.

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  18. WhaWhat

    You guys can say gross all you want to, but I am sure she is NOT alone and we all know it. I am sure there is a man or two after her and she knows how to bring that dude home. I wouldn’t throw her out the bedroom and many of you wouldn’t either. You can play it up here, but you know you would be happy with it. I am just the one being honest about it. Too bad she is in OK… .I would be OK with it..

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  19. B

    Got Milk you mean got HMO ?

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  20. Joey BadaBing

    One tit tat says – Sexy Thing

    the other tit tat says – hot & delicious

    Left butt cheek tat – wide load

    right butt cheek tat – makes wide turns

    the tummy tat says – sexy goddess

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  21. Chuck

    tat artist is the only way she could get someone to touch that fat

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  22. NunJo

    Tattooing those must have been like trying to nail jelly to a wall!

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  23. shane

    Some people cant help how big they get for many levels so im not gonna judge. But you can help what you wear…i dont wanna see that. Get a sewing machine, buy some curtains and make you a moomoo for crying outloud

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  24. The Last Universalist

    *I* happen to like women of size. I wouldn’t mind the tattoos. They’re not necessary, but they don’t make her look worse than if she didn’t have them.

    @Ray: not everyone prefers Kate Moss types. If that woman was my wife I’d bone her every day of the week and twice on sundays.

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  25. TheInternetCenzor

    They do look like udders
    Unfortunatelly, for us tax payers, this is why medical care is so expensive, because I betcha she is buying junk food with using foodstamps, while paying for her medical care with Medicade

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  26. PPLWATCHER

    Just because you’ve got it doesn’t mean you should flaunt it.

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  27. Bolts

    Those must be very fresh tats cause she sure is SWOLLEN ! LMFAO!!

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  28. jus sayin

    That reminds me, I need to buy some new tube socks.

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  29. katnat

    She is wearing a swim suit …why?? and at Walmart is the question…I am not that big and I have a swim suit cover…

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  30. ROBIN KILBURN

    I don’t see the shock value here, she is a big girl, and seems to have accepted it, Sad to say there are thousands like her, companies are making sexy cloths up to 6x, and these woman are wearing them, thinking they are real sexy.There is so much obesity, in men and woman, and rather look at that problem, they say to be who you want to be.So only on this site and a few other do people say what they are thinking in writing

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  31. Joey BadaBing

    HERE IS HONEY BOO BOO

    in 20 years :-)

    If you DON”T pay me a dollar..I’ll show it to you
    AND make you holler’

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  32. ReDu

    I draw the line at making FUN of someone’s size. But when you dress so, SO wrongly for it. You’re fair game.

    If I say anything about obesity, it’s from the standpoint of public health. It’s a preventable issue. It’s a serious health issue is why acceptance of it, isn’t healthy.
    It IS expensive, and diabetes and other chronic obesity related problems are real.

    I know some very STYLISH big girls and see them all the time where I live in Los Angeles where it can get hotter than fish grease in summer too.
    This woman has no manners and no class. And how one dresses for one’s age and size, DOES tell that story.

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  33. Da Faq

    I’d tap that :)

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  34. Jen

    Suffers from SCS (sagging cleavage syndrome).

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  35. Cybr

    You’re mamma is so fat that after porking her, I roll over twice and I’m still on her.

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  36. fromhell

    People in this country need to get off the goddamn couch or at least show an ounce of pride in their appearance! Some garments shouldn’t be worn by morbidly obese people because they just plain do not look appropriate.

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  37. Jimmy

    Her blood type is Ragu.

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  38. buddyminpin

    She would look a heck of a lot better with a good quality support bra.

    That being said:

    Do your tits hang low?
    Do they wobble to and fro?
    Can you tie them in a knot?
    Can you tie them in a bow?
    Can you throw them o’er your shoulder
    Like a Continental Soldier?

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  39. jag

    That shirt is the equivalent of a nightie. It’s not appropriate for shopping.

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  40. G Spot Finder

    My condolences to the tattoo artist.

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  41. Rincewind

    You know, I’ve seen a LOT of tats in my line of work (Massage Therapist.) I would say that something like 70% of women under the age of 60 have at least one small tattoo, while the percentage of men with a tattoo is more like 45% for the same age group. I find that interesting.

    However of all the many, many tattoos I’ve seen I can count the number on one hand that I would consider tasteful.

    Boob tats are just awful on the best of boobs. Like graffiti on the fender of a Jaguar.

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  42. CG

    Not only them boobs, but those beastly looking tattoos. :(

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  43. Dave

    You gotta love when that cute little seagull turns into an ostrich

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  44. Dehvin

    Are those chicken wings tattooed on her tits?…….

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  45. Northerngirl

    Wow! If she went jogging in a T-shirt, it would look like two puppies playing under a blanket!

    Or

    Two midgets fighting under a collapsed circus tent!

    (As it’s Thanksgiving Day in Canada, it’s a two-for-one deal today. LOL)

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  46. Buglip Weevil

    I say, please don’t do anything to draw my attention to something I REALLY don’t want to see :(

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  47. savetheboobies

    That makes me thristy!!!

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  48. MM

    wow dat dum ass guy got sssum big tits

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  49. DOJORODA

    “Quick, someone kill it before it lays eggs!”

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  50. Harry Richards

    At first, I fell in love with her voluptuous curves, and then I discovered she smells just like parmesan cheese and waffles and then –

    I knew I was in love.

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  51. toeachhissown

    *In Kool-Aid voice* “OH yeah!!!

    Sean B. (you know who you are). I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. You are one sick f*ck!

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  52. MJC

    5 o’clock p:m, needs milking.

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  53. Mellie

    She’s not wearing a bra because Playtex doesn’t make a size 58 Long.

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  54. energizer

    What, nobody wants to motorboat that?

    Judging by the face, I’m not sure if that’s an inboard or an outboard.

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  55. Chuck U. Farley

    When your nipples are lower than your navel, it’s time to put on a freakin’ BRA!!!

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  56. Brandy

    So lets pick on fat people for wearing small clothes, but its ok for skinny people to walk around in less the nothing! People need to judge both sides.

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  57. ted sider

    Doesn’t that make them tittooes?

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  58. Mar

    Maybe I am just ultra modest, but that top would not be appropriate for a woman of any size to go to walmart in. Maybe I should look into being amish or a muslim.

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  59. Peri

    OMG! I have that dress! Now I’ll never be able to wear it again without seeing this picture. Thanks a lot!

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  60. Cathy D

    First time i’ve ever seen tats on a cuppla old pancakes

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  61. BRANDY IS DUMB

    Brandy, skinny people don’t “spill over” their clothing containers. Fat is disgusting.

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  62. Jess

    @Ray: That’s as ignorant as saying “Incredible how ugly Brits* can be. Don’t they have dentists or SOs who say I’m not touching you until you fix that train wreck you call teeth.” Yes, stereotypes come from there actually being people like that but not everyone is. Also, not everyone has douchebag husbands who only marry for looks and would tell someone they supposedly love that. no matter how bad they’re making their health.
    * or whatever other nationality with a stereotypical unpleasantness

    @Brandy: There’s plenty of skinny people on here with clothing choices just as bad. We’ll make fun of them, too.

    @Brandy Is Stupid: Showing your nasty, redneck twat/tits around in any store is just as disgusting, no matter how fat or thin you are.

    All that being said, her boobs DO look like the kid’s butt off the Oblings. Chubby people shouldn’t wear thin straps, it’s like bread baking around twine, as Stewie would say. Eesh.

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  63. Odwunn

    “BOOBIES!” That said – she is a big girl that won’t change overnight and I would never hold that against her – but she could choose a better cover-up and maybe corral those puppies in a bra.

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  64. doper

    I have enormous boobs, so big the skin is very thin. If I got a titty tattoo it’d probably go directly into the fat… Seriously, even as a tattoo enthusiast I’m not a fan of boob tattoos. I’ve seen some women in their seventies keep their tattoos in good condition, but boob tats would inevitably sag.

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  65. jennie

    that lady has big boobies

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