I’m Too Sexy



I’ve now officially decided not to have kids, so thank you for that. I just can’t bare the thought that I brought someone into the world in it’s current state. I can’t even imagine what it will be like in a few years, if we all haven’t killed ourselves by then.

Michigan

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  1. Abbie Normal

    I was ready to laugh or be amused a little by this. But once the page opened I just got sad. Really…..really sad. It didn’t even boost my self esteem at all. I think it made it worse.

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    October 9th, 2012

  2. skiapet

    Hideous and heinous all in one package.

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    October 9th, 2012

  3. Robert

    So Carrot Top has finally hit bottom I see.

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    October 9th, 2012

  4. Allison

    I decided that a while ago…and made it official last year. This is another “beyond words” picture…

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    October 9th, 2012

  5. Carlyn

    I really thought there was a limit as to how many levels something could be wrong, but this person (man? woman? both?) has proven that it’s infinite.

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    October 9th, 2012

  6. Joey BadaBing

    The tat’s read

    “If found…please return to …….”

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  7. Bigbearsf

    Can someone please tell me what gender this person is?

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    October 9th, 2012

  8. katnat

    WOW…

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    October 9th, 2012

  9. saidar

    is she one of the 3 stooges…….

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  10. PPLWATCHER

    Truly sexy people do not need to advertise – it will make itself known without a tattooed announcement.

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  11. Melissa

    all I can say on this 1 is WRONG in so many ways!

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  12. Jen

    Someone call the fashion police or a citizen’s arrest.

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  13. Ralph

    What look was he going for?

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  14. Momster

    Oh, this is just too sad, and scary, and sick. Sort of like a gender-bending, cross dressing, tattooed, jello-dyed Fred Flintstone.

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  15. gb

    Just when I think I’m not too old to get a tattoo . . I see this. Thanks for saving me from myself.

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  16. Smokey Behr

    On what planet is that considered sexy?

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  17. Stef

    Maybe she got that when she was a teenager. And she didn’t look like that.

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  18. Michelle M

    My GAWD…How old is this tat???? lmao

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  19. oral fallwell

    what a douche nozzel

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  20. broketaxpayer

    What? How? Who? I give up!

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  21. Newsitian

    I think that first of all we need to vote on the sex of this. Is it male? Or is it female? I have no clue.

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  22. Dave s

    As hardwork as kids are, you should rethink. They are the only hope you have, that you won’t blow your brains out after seeing slags like this all day long your whole life.

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  23. Scott R

    Looks like Moe from the Three Stooges, Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols and an Oompaloompa had an unholy three way and spawned…

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    October 9th, 2012

  24. verbatim

    OK, WTF is that…..I am seldom stumped on here, but…..

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  25. MrClean4000

    Someone make an animated version of this “thing” and turn it into a villian for a kids show.

    Sometimes the creepiest creatures are those where you cannot tell the gender, if there is one.

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  26. Rich

    Moe’s a redhead!

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  27. TheInternetCenzor

    Glad Walmart does not sell guns

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  28. George

    Formal PJ’s – Nice. (puke)

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  29. MissEisley

    Makes you wonder what happened to them in life to bring them to this stage. I’m with Abbie Normal, this makes me really, really sad. :(

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  30. spd

    Yes she is sexy about a ssexy as a naked pig!!!

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  31. prix

    I have that dress. I will never wear it again. And no…. I didn’t get it from Walmart………… I got it at Target.

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  32. fromhell

    If he feels so sexy why is he so pissed???

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    October 9th, 2012

  33. JumpingJackFlash

    Here is a challenge.
    Try to describe this thing to a sketch artist. Can you imagine.

    “Well its a guy or girl, bright red toppee, small breast, beer belly, faded tat’s, giraffe print paints, leopard print shoes, nurse’s shirt and a ring on its thumb.”

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  34. Trizzy

    Very early this month, I confidently declared that no Wal-Martian would “outshine” the woman on the scooter with her pants down during the month of October. As you can see, I was wrong. Sorry about that, readers. I will now smash my computer in case my children see this.

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  35. Northerngirl

    I think this is a circus performer, just out buying some needed things at the local Walmart. I can find no other explanation for the hair, the tattoo or the clothing (other than a traumatic brain injury, of course).

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  36. Jim

    A 55 gallon drum of industrial douche and a garden hose couldn’t clean that enough to make it “Sexy”

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  37. Watertender

    Looks like it should be shot with a tranquilizer dart and taken back to Happy Acres. The funny farm is missing a member of the crew.

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  38. TCOB

    Redneck Trailer trash for sure

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  39. TCOB

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    Redneck as all get out and like I said trailer trash. You never know what is on there as a tat. It also could say heavens doors down below.

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  40. MM

    Dat fukin sun ‘o mine! I done tolt him to stay in the church basement wear godman wanted him.

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  41. verbatim

    Jumpin’Jack you made me laugh!

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  42. JIMMY

    I’d rather go gay or go it alone.

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  43. jockeyshifter

    bear* the thought

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  44. buddyminpin

    I just spent 5 minutes trying to think of something kind to say.
    Nice shade of purple, is the best I could come up with.

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  45. MasterBaiter

    Whatever that thing is there is no way in hell it has a job. Sure, back in the day it could gotten a job in circus side show or maybe as an extra in “the wizard of oz”. Now all it has to do is claim disability and the free stuff starts rolling in.

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  46. jag

    I wonder how many arms she has buried in her backyard from the men who have gnawed theirs off to get away the next morning.

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  47. toeachhisown

    Is that Max von Sydow?

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  48. Wal-H8ter

    Now way in hell is that real…That has to be F’ing photo shopped. THAT LOOKS LIKE MOE FROM THE 3 STOOGES HAD A SEX CHANGE!!!

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  49. JoeMtl

    Isn’t it Fred Flintstone? Wiiiillllmmmmma!

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  50. Leigh

    I’m sorry to say I know this woman. Honestly, she comes to school meetings for her Grandkids at our little school in Mid MI and seems fairly pleasant but obviously off.

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  51. Joey BadaBing

    It is a trial run for Halloween !

    How else would you explain it ????

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  52. Jenna A

    Sideshow Bob is real, and lives in Michigan

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  53. EB

    It’s the pout…

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  54. pmindiola

    Maybe we haven’t seen the full tatoo…
    Maybe it says Un-Sexy…

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  55. girlwatcher

    Gotta be way south Mi. We don’t allow them above Lansing. It’s probably our governor.

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  56. verbatim

    Jeez Girlwatcher, and I thought we had the worst governor here in Iowa…..
    Y’all win…..

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  57. RJ

    Is she Honey Boo Boo’s grandmother?

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  58. jag

    Don’t you love it when I’m directly on top of you like that?

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  59. fairytale

    what sad hell is that?!

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    October 10th, 2012

  60. Bobbie

    Me and my son are arguing as to what exactly “it” is! I say dude and he says really ugly old lady! Can anyone tell us who is right!

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    October 11th, 2012

  61. ken

    before you can think about bringing children int the world, you should learn the difference between to bare (uncover) and to bear (tolerate)

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  62. verbatim

    Bobbie – I don’t think the person pictured could even tell you!!

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  63. Jack Shit

    Yeah I seriously have no idea what sex this is… It’s 50/50 in either direction… All I can say for SURE is that “IT” is REALLY FUGLY!!

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  64. DIANA

    Dear god, it looks like Fred and Wilma Flintstone morphed together!!!! And did not age gracefully!!!

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  65. curtis franklin

    She has a tattoo that said sexy on her chest

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    October 14th, 2012

  66. Jess

    @THEINTERNETCENZOR: They did sell guns at the one in my hometown.. I think they still do. Can you guess what state I’m from? :)

    Someone already posted saying “I know this woman” so there’s that. Maybe she got the tats when she was young and completely all there. They do look a bit faded.

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  67. lonestar

    Every single comment here sux. Let her be who she wants how she wants to look. I bet she’s probably nicer than all you mofos.

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  68. Moonflower

    Ok, really, when I turn 65 and I get to retire from this mainstream world, I am going way back to my punk days. I am going to dress however the fuck I want to, I am going to dye my hair, and wear what ever the fuck I want to. I will let all the “normal” people take pictures of me at Walmart, and laugh and laugh and laugh at them because I no longer have to give a fuck what you think!

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    October 22nd, 2013

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