October 9th, 2012
I’m Too Sexy
I’ve now officially decided not to have kids, so thank you for that. I just can’t bare the thought that I brought someone into the world in it’s current state. I can’t even imagine what it will be like in a few years, if we all haven’t killed ourselves by then.
Michigan
I'm Too Sexy,
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I was ready to laugh or be amused a little by this. But once the page opened I just got sad. Really…..really sad. It didn’t even boost my self esteem at all. I think it made it worse.
October 9th, 2012
Hideous and heinous all in one package.
October 9th, 2012
So Carrot Top has finally hit bottom I see.
October 9th, 2012
I decided that a while ago…and made it official last year. This is another “beyond words” picture…
October 9th, 2012
I really thought there was a limit as to how many levels something could be wrong, but this person (man? woman? both?) has proven that it’s infinite.
October 9th, 2012
The tat’s read
“If found…please return to …….”
October 9th, 2012
Can someone please tell me what gender this person is?
October 9th, 2012
WOW…
October 9th, 2012
is she one of the 3 stooges…….
October 9th, 2012
Truly sexy people do not need to advertise – it will make itself known without a tattooed announcement.
October 9th, 2012
all I can say on this 1 is WRONG in so many ways!
October 9th, 2012
Someone call the fashion police or a citizen’s arrest.
October 9th, 2012
What look was he going for?
October 9th, 2012
Oh, this is just too sad, and scary, and sick. Sort of like a gender-bending, cross dressing, tattooed, jello-dyed Fred Flintstone.
October 9th, 2012
Just when I think I’m not too old to get a tattoo . . I see this. Thanks for saving me from myself.
October 9th, 2012
On what planet is that considered sexy?
October 9th, 2012
Maybe she got that when she was a teenager. And she didn’t look like that.
October 9th, 2012
My GAWD…How old is this tat???? lmao
October 9th, 2012
what a douche nozzel
October 9th, 2012
What? How? Who? I give up!
October 9th, 2012
I think that first of all we need to vote on the sex of this. Is it male? Or is it female? I have no clue.
October 9th, 2012
As hardwork as kids are, you should rethink. They are the only hope you have, that you won’t blow your brains out after seeing slags like this all day long your whole life.
October 9th, 2012
Looks like Moe from the Three Stooges, Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols and an Oompaloompa had an unholy three way and spawned…
October 9th, 2012
OK, WTF is that…..I am seldom stumped on here, but…..
October 9th, 2012
Someone make an animated version of this “thing” and turn it into a villian for a kids show.
Sometimes the creepiest creatures are those where you cannot tell the gender, if there is one.
October 9th, 2012
Moe’s a redhead!
October 9th, 2012
Glad Walmart does not sell guns
October 9th, 2012
Formal PJ’s – Nice. (puke)
October 9th, 2012
Makes you wonder what happened to them in life to bring them to this stage. I’m with Abbie Normal, this makes me really, really sad.
October 9th, 2012
Yes she is sexy about a ssexy as a naked pig!!!
October 9th, 2012
I have that dress. I will never wear it again. And no…. I didn’t get it from Walmart………… I got it at Target.
October 9th, 2012
If he feels so sexy why is he so pissed???
October 9th, 2012
Here is a challenge.
Try to describe this thing to a sketch artist. Can you imagine.
“Well its a guy or girl, bright red toppee, small breast, beer belly, faded tat’s, giraffe print paints, leopard print shoes, nurse’s shirt and a ring on its thumb.”
October 9th, 2012
Very early this month, I confidently declared that no Wal-Martian would “outshine” the woman on the scooter with her pants down during the month of October. As you can see, I was wrong. Sorry about that, readers. I will now smash my computer in case my children see this.
October 9th, 2012
I think this is a circus performer, just out buying some needed things at the local Walmart. I can find no other explanation for the hair, the tattoo or the clothing (other than a traumatic brain injury, of course).
October 9th, 2012
A 55 gallon drum of industrial douche and a garden hose couldn’t clean that enough to make it “Sexy”
October 9th, 2012
Looks like it should be shot with a tranquilizer dart and taken back to Happy Acres. The funny farm is missing a member of the crew.
October 9th, 2012
Redneck Trailer trash for sure
October 9th, 2012
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Redneck as all get out and like I said trailer trash. You never know what is on there as a tat. It also could say heavens doors down below.
October 9th, 2012
Dat fukin sun ‘o mine! I done tolt him to stay in the church basement wear godman wanted him.
October 9th, 2012
Jumpin’Jack you made me laugh!
October 9th, 2012
I’d rather go gay or go it alone.
October 9th, 2012
bear* the thought
October 9th, 2012
I just spent 5 minutes trying to think of something kind to say.
Nice shade of purple, is the best I could come up with.
October 9th, 2012
Whatever that thing is there is no way in hell it has a job. Sure, back in the day it could gotten a job in circus side show or maybe as an extra in “the wizard of oz”. Now all it has to do is claim disability and the free stuff starts rolling in.
October 9th, 2012
I wonder how many arms she has buried in her backyard from the men who have gnawed theirs off to get away the next morning.
October 9th, 2012
Is that Max von Sydow?
October 9th, 2012
Now way in hell is that real…That has to be F’ing photo shopped. THAT LOOKS LIKE MOE FROM THE 3 STOOGES HAD A SEX CHANGE!!!
October 9th, 2012
Isn’t it Fred Flintstone? Wiiiillllmmmmma!
October 9th, 2012
I’m sorry to say I know this woman. Honestly, she comes to school meetings for her Grandkids at our little school in Mid MI and seems fairly pleasant but obviously off.
October 9th, 2012
It is a trial run for Halloween !
How else would you explain it ????
October 10th, 2012
Sideshow Bob is real, and lives in Michigan
October 10th, 2012
It’s the pout…
October 10th, 2012
Maybe we haven’t seen the full tatoo…
Maybe it says Un-Sexy…
October 10th, 2012
Gotta be way south Mi. We don’t allow them above Lansing. It’s probably our governor.
October 10th, 2012
Jeez Girlwatcher, and I thought we had the worst governor here in Iowa…..
Y’all win…..
October 10th, 2012
Is she Honey Boo Boo’s grandmother?
October 10th, 2012
Don’t you love it when I’m directly on top of you like that?
October 10th, 2012
what sad hell is that?!
October 10th, 2012
Me and my son are arguing as to what exactly “it” is! I say dude and he says really ugly old lady! Can anyone tell us who is right!
October 11th, 2012
before you can think about bringing children int the world, you should learn the difference between to bare (uncover) and to bear (tolerate)
October 11th, 2012
Bobbie – I don’t think the person pictured could even tell you!!
October 11th, 2012
Yeah I seriously have no idea what sex this is… It’s 50/50 in either direction… All I can say for SURE is that “IT” is REALLY FUGLY!!
October 11th, 2012
Dear god, it looks like Fred and Wilma Flintstone morphed together!!!! And did not age gracefully!!!
October 12th, 2012
She has a tattoo that said sexy on her chest
October 14th, 2012
@THEINTERNETCENZOR: They did sell guns at the one in my hometown.. I think they still do. Can you guess what state I’m from?
Someone already posted saying “I know this woman” so there’s that. Maybe she got the tats when she was young and completely all there. They do look a bit faded.
October 18th, 2012
Every single comment here sux. Let her be who she wants how she wants to look. I bet she’s probably nicer than all you mofos.
October 30th, 2012
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