WWIB: Jean Machines



In today’s edition of Who Wears It Better, we have two pairs of “jeans” vying for attention. We need to know (1) how much would you pay for said jeans and (2) who wears them better?

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WWIB: Jean Machines, 6.5 out of 10 based on 388 ratings

32 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Michael

    Left one.

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    October 10th, 2012

  2. Allison

    The one on the left has absolutely no purpose at all other than to make you look like you put your pants thru a paper shredder…stupid!

    The one on the left *may* be using the top of the jeans with the pockets still attached b/c the pants she has on have no pockets…this has an actual purpose, I say better this than a fanny pack.

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    October 10th, 2012

  3. Emma

    1) I wouldn’t pay anything for them, I would do that to a pair of my old jeans!
    2) definitely the girl on the left. At least she has more than the jean’s belt loops!!

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    October 10th, 2012

  4. Chintz

    Chicks hot! Easy access. Big booty chick, I’d still bang too. What were you asking?

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    October 10th, 2012

  5. Bob the LumberJack

    1. Not a dime would be spent!
    2. First one wears it better!

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    October 10th, 2012

  6. Jelly Bean

    OMG REALLY what the hell is the point? They are bothe awful!

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    October 10th, 2012

  7. Paul

    I presume the one on the left is a prostitute, so I would just ask the price for the whole package. As for the one on the left, what the heck is the point of that? A cheap belt? Dogs attack her?

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    October 10th, 2012

  8. Roger Bruton

    hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

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    October 10th, 2012

  9. Amy

    Why even wear them? I mean really….

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    October 10th, 2012

  10. ms codpiece

    I can understand one or 2 rips….but this is ridiculous! Even if they had a mirror both of them would have gone out like this…why???? because they want the attention….the one on the left…come on…yeah she has an ok body…but clearly she knew she was “exposing ” more skin than usual…and the one on the right….well I can’t explain except it looks almost like a torn jean fanny bag….which gives her a double slap to the head! Either way what they are attempting to wear screams “look at me”….sadly it worked!

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    October 10th, 2012

  11. Mighty Mouse

    The one on the left looks like a Target.

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    October 10th, 2012

  12. Michelle

    The one on the left even bothered to put panties on?? If your gonna do it, do it BIG! Geez.

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    October 10th, 2012

  13. yolanda

    Well, the one on the left at least still bears a passing resemblance to dungarees while the one on the right looks to be nothing more than a very uncomfortable utility belt with only two pouches left (front pockets.) I would have to say that at least the one on the left is paying a nod to fashion, however derivative and extreme.

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    October 10th, 2012

  14. Joey BadaBing

    It looks like
    Both chicks have had run-ins with rottweilers

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    October 10th, 2012

  15. Netjnke

    The one on the right must be doing it, just for the pockets

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    October 10th, 2012

  16. I thought this was Walmart

    The one on the left is at Target!!!!

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    October 10th, 2012

  17. JustBecky

    Wat a mminute, wait a minute. They actually paid for those jeans (or lack thereof)? They got played.

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    October 10th, 2012

  18. jayDubIII

    The left one without question.

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    October 10th, 2012

  19. girlwatcher

    What a hot little ass on the left. I’d give her a “9″; a “10″ if she worn a thong.

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    October 10th, 2012

  20. G Spot Finder

    0$ and left chick by far.

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    October 10th, 2012

  21. FIREOBAMA2012

    “I wants my ‘bam a phone, I wants my EBT, I wants my re-par-ashuns.”

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    October 10th, 2012

  22. Rincewind

    So is the one on the left a “Stripper”?

    Huh? Huh? See what I did there?

    (Hmm. Cold room.)

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    October 10th, 2012

  23. Jen

    Save the holy pants for Sunday.

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    October 10th, 2012

  24. On the Road Again

    The one on the right looks as if a shark had gone for the whole lower portion of her body but, because of super strong legs, had to settle for what was covering them. And, you sure the left photo isn’t at Target? (someone else had pointed this out also)

    WWIB? Left.

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    October 11th, 2012

  25. Jules

    Definitely the one of the right did it for the pockets. She doesn’t have a purse that I can see. Not a great fashion statement though, let me tell ya.

    I wouldn’t be caught dead in either pair.

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    October 11th, 2012

  26. alita

    How much would I pay? Now that you ask, I’d PAY to never even freaking have to see them. Again.

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    October 14th, 2012

  27. Derp

    The left one if she wears the right one’s jeans.

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    October 17th, 2012

  28. maz

    the one on the right , at least ya can’t see her undies , plus the useful pocket / purse on the side tho both pics are just too funny

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    October 23rd, 2012

  29. franklin

    Just wanted to point out that, anyone who felt compelled to mention the chick on the left was at target, is a nazi fag

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    October 29th, 2012

  30. Joe

    Taken in Hollywood?

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    November 1st, 2012

  31. FORDRIVERGIRL

    Fashion School Drop-outs.

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    November 3rd, 2012

  32. ALI-ASS

    WTF is there to pay for?
    I think the right chick turned into the hulk at some point :/
    I would hate to think how annoying it would be to put on the left chicks jeans :S.

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    December 7th, 2012

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