Beer Run



Is that a custom beer gut shirt?!?! I mean, I see you’re all stocked up to keep training so to be honest I’m kinda amped up to see you again sometime. Also, on a side note, what do you think the odds were that he would be wearing a camo hat? I’m thinking it had to be close to 98%.

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  1. Paul

    I presume the shirt has been cut off to relieve pressure due to the beer gut. The Doctor probably ordered it. This was done for medical reasons, so people need to cut him some slack!

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    October 11th, 2012

  2. PsychoKlown

    Apparently the party’s at his house.

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    October 11th, 2012

  3. jag

    You are NOT too sexy for your shirt.

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    October 11th, 2012

  4. Orion

    I’m wondering what the purpose of all the light beer is. Isn’t that like ordering two Big Macs, a large fry, and a diet Coke? Kinda pointless at this stage of the game…

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    October 11th, 2012

  5. Jessica

    OMFG im jealous…I need a shirt like that!

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    October 11th, 2012

  6. Jen

    Hey, you’re not supposed to drink when you’re pregnant.

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    October 11th, 2012

  7. Miriam Mc.

    Well, he is buying all LIGHT beer, gotta watch the figure…

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    October 11th, 2012

  8. Dave s

    I don’t think the Lite beer is workin

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    October 11th, 2012

  9. Derpie

    I’m surprised he doesn’t have a mullet… or a skullet. He’s also missing the jorts.

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    October 11th, 2012

  10. lunarchild62

    WTF with all the lite beer. Seriously……I don’t think it is working.

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    October 11th, 2012

  11. Rod

    looks like his beer is leaking!!!!

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    October 11th, 2012

  12. pmindiola

    Notice all the beer is lite…
    We are in the presence then of a “lite” beer belly.

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    October 11th, 2012

  13. Knightmixx

    Well at least it`s all light beer. Have to watch those calories!

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    October 11th, 2012

  14. G Spot Finder

    Bubba apparently all that light beer isn’t working.

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    October 11th, 2012

  15. vomit knife

    Hey Bud, why are you evening wearing a shirt at all?

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    October 11th, 2012

  16. Coco

    Aah! Football, Beer and tasty dog biscuits, Oh yeah, what a life!

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    October 12th, 2012

  17. jillian

    Yet he is buying light beer! Is that so he can keep his awesome physique??

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    October 12th, 2012

  18. Keefers

    He has the dicky-do disease. His belly sticks out farther than his dicky do.

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    October 12th, 2012

  19. Cableguy1000

    Can you imagine the size of that beer gut if he wasn’t buying light beer. I don’t want to imagine it and you probably don’t want to either.

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    October 12th, 2012

  20. Zagg

    A percentage is a given probability, not odds. The higher the odds, the less likely an event is to occur. Back to school with you.

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    October 12th, 2012

  21. Joey BadaBing

    Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful

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    October 12th, 2012

  22. jayDubIII

    Hard to imagine he’s proud of that gut. Most guys with the IQ over 75 would try to hide it.

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    October 12th, 2012

  23. Cybr

    I don’t know about that. I mean, if he were buying Budweiser, I’d say the odds would be closer to 99.3%, but since he’s buying Michelob ( and light beer at that), that drops to odds to about 93.7%.

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    October 12th, 2012

  24. Mary

    I’d love to know what the cashier’s saying to him!

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    October 12th, 2012

  25. girlwatcher

    Hey, dummy. If you’re trying to copy your idol, Larry the Cable Guy, it’s the SLEEVES you ripoff not the gut. Disgusting.

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    October 12th, 2012

  26. fromhell

    He is sporting what is known in the fashion industry as “hideously fat, alcoholic man who has given up on life” chic, it’s the lastest trend popuplar with the vast majority of men in this country.

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    October 12th, 2012

  27. somechick

    These pregnant belly portraits are really getting out of hand.

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    October 12th, 2012

  28. clydee

    See girl on the right? She is calling security!

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    October 13th, 2012

  29. Toby

    HAHA. The outfit leaves room to grow.

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    October 13th, 2012

  30. CALLEMLIKEISEEUM

    I think he is “The Original Faggy Smackballs ©” who would be the character created on Southpark known as “Big Gay Al.”

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    October 14th, 2012

  31. MJC

    Reply to KEEFER: Love, love ,love your comment.

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    October 14th, 2012

  32. PPLWATCHER

    The cashier looks like she’s about to throw a dart and pop that balloon…
    I’d sure hate to see what prize she’s winning!

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    October 14th, 2012

  33. toeachhisown

    The cashier looks like she’s giving him a field sobriety test

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    October 15th, 2012

  34. SLIM

    i honestly just wanna know what the cashier is saying….she looks like she is holding something harsh in lol

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    October 16th, 2012

  35. Rae

    I don’t think this passes the no shirt policy.

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    October 16th, 2012

  36. bleached_hair

    The lady is reporting that the man when picking up all that beer has suddenly gone into labor.

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    October 18th, 2012

  37. Dave

    Bullshit, that’s definitely Alabama.

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    October 18th, 2012

  38. Flankandbeans

    Is it bad I think he’s actually cute?

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    October 28th, 2012

  39. FORDRIVERGIRL

    Well you see, his belly got stuck in the elevator door in his apartment building as he was heading out for his beerrun, and the shirt was left behind, like his dignity.

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    November 2nd, 2012

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