October 17th, 2012
Complete With Tang
I call this the loneliest food purchase ever if I didn’t have a hunch that he is sharing these with his mother….or at least storing them in the same freezer he keeps her body. Ain’t that right Norman Bates?
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Complete With Tang,





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prolly the only ‘tang that guy is getting.
October 17th, 2012
He also got Kaboom to clean up the crime scene.
October 17th, 2012
poor guy I almost feel sad.. almost LOL fat pile of shit
October 17th, 2012
HEY….
LEAVE SOME FOR THE OTHER CUSTOMERS DAMMIT!!
October 17th, 2012
I would go with storing them in the freezer.
Those pizzas are not that big and just look at how his belt is struggling to hold those pants up near his 19 month pregnant belly!
He probably eats 2 at a time! Well to be fair, 1 is for him and the other is for when he is dressed as “mother”.
October 17th, 2012
I SWEAR I SAW THIS GUY THE OTHER DAY IN FOOD LION!!….I live in NC.
October 17th, 2012
he kinda looks like he has downs syndrome. sad.
October 17th, 2012
And how did you get so fat?
October 17th, 2012
Eating all those preservatives, there will be no need to embalm him once the ol’ heart gives out.
October 17th, 2012
I think there’s more to this. It appears that he has Down syndrome, but is somewhat independent. Maybe he can only microwave his meals, for safety reasons.
October 17th, 2012
His chair and tv remote must have the crumbs from these purchases ground right into them. The chair fabric is a dull orange while the numbers on the remote are just gone….
October 17th, 2012
Lol, Gandalf in the left hand corner. “You shall not pass….no seriously your colon is completely blocked by all of those Salisbury steaks.”
October 17th, 2012
Notice how he has the decency to buy some Kaboom, to clean up, you know, the bathroom. Ugh.
October 17th, 2012
Got the KaBoom for clean up after as well… At least he’s tidy
October 17th, 2012
I can’t say anything because that could easily be MY freezer.
October 17th, 2012
And he whips out that food stamp card……………………..
October 17th, 2012
So that’s what NJ’s Governor Christie is doing when he is constantly out of state!
On a positive note, it is nice to see from that photo that our esteemed governor has lost about 50 lbs. Maybe traveling out of state is helping him to lose some of the excess avoirdupois.
October 17th, 2012
If I ever get like that, pleas shoot me.
I have been known to go into the grocery and come out with nothing but a bag of chips, a carton of ice cream, two liters of soda, and a huge bag of Tootsie Rolls.
…But it is Halloween time.
October 17th, 2012
HOLY CRAP! ITS PETER GRIFFIN!
October 17th, 2012
IT IS PETER GRIFFIN IN CARNATE.
October 17th, 2012
That guy has Downs Syndrome. It is rude to have him on here.
October 17th, 2012
Rincwind nailed the food groups except mine includes cheese and bacon.
October 17th, 2012
Tang and frozen pizza,yum.
October 17th, 2012
he clearly has downs, so to me it just looks like he is buying his monthly groceries, Tang, freezer meals and pizas so he doesn’t have to use the stove, and some cleaner to keep his apartment tidy. i don’t see anything wrong with him trying to be self sufficient. sure the photo is funny, the idea that ANYONE buys just those items is funny though and i don’t think it is particularly about him at all.
October 17th, 2012
People wouldn’t make some of these comments if it wass their brother buying all that.Would need a big freezer though.
October 17th, 2012
Are those Banquet dinners/
October 17th, 2012
I think these comments are sad and pathetic. I mean talk about being bullied? What if this guy came online and just happened to find this post with all these comments. Fact of the matter is, im betting that most that have commented are fat themselves. Time to grow up folks.
October 17th, 2012
Well, this takes care of supper for Wednesday night. He’ll be back tomorrow…
October 17th, 2012
This guy has Downs Syndrome and all you guys are assholes.
October 17th, 2012
Great caption. I hope this guy’s microwave oven never croaks. He’ll starve.
October 17th, 2012
its his turn to supply the snacks for the Dungeons and Dragons tournament.
October 17th, 2012
If that was my brother, I’d invite him over for dinner once in a while so he got something good to eat. It looks like he’s retaining water from all the salt in those frozen dinners.
October 17th, 2012
He looks like he might have down syndrome…. If so, this is actually NOT a funny post!!!
October 17th, 2012
It’s Danny Divito……..guess he’s got to cook for himself now and wanted some Tang on the side too…..
October 17th, 2012
Ladies! You get all this AND a chinese wingwang
October 17th, 2012
GROW UP TOJADA. There’s no such thing as ‘downs syndrome’. That’s just what they tell little kids. They’re really all Asians. And Tojada sounds Asian. jis sayin
October 17th, 2012
Wow, GirlW is on a roll today!
October 17th, 2012
I have to agree. I think this fellow does have Downs. It’s unfortunate that he’s got a bad diet, and his weight is unhealthy.
Down’s folks are at high risk of bad hearts and lungs as it is.
I haven’t met someone with Downs yet, who wasn’t the sweetest most interesting person to get to know.
The show Glee certainly makes that clear and has done PSA’s about the syndrome.
And I might add, Sarah Palin never has, even though her high profile could help raise awareness on the issue.
October 17th, 2012
Loved your caption on this one! Next to the Tang, is that anti-odor spray?? It just keeps getting better. The “Live Better” tag on the side of the counter rounds it out nicely.
October 17th, 2012
It looks like he has downs, there is a guy in my area that works at one of the Grocery stores who has downs. He appears to be in his 40′s and is always in a great mood, one day he was helping a customer bag groceries while he happily chatted about what he was going to do after work. He was going to go to McDonalds and get his supper and then he was going to go to his apartment at a group home and watch TV and he had some comics he was going to read.
At first I felt sorry for him and then I began envying him as I realized that his whole life was going to be one perpetual happy outlook! Who says he has it worse than me? For goodness sake he was excited about watching TV!
Lucky guy!
October 17th, 2012
Hello….Newman.
October 17th, 2012
Judging by his size I’d say those will last him about a week!
October 17th, 2012
looks like my typical run 2 the supermarket only the pizzas r banquet dinners & ramen noodles
October 17th, 2012
It’s a bit difficult to tell if this guy has Down Syndrome or not. Regardless of that, many of you should be ashamed of yourself. I don’t see the humor in an overweight guy buying microwaveable dinners in bulk. I would love to see a picture of the person who called this poor guy a fat pile of sh!t. Let’s put that pic up and let the comments roll! It’s one thing to crack on those who make a spectacle of themselves, but this guy doesn’t deserve some of the hateful comments I just read. I’m assuming that most of the hateful comments were made by kids. The immaturity shows. We don’t know a thing about this guy. If he saved your kid’s life would he still be a fat pile of sh!t? What if your car broke down in the middle of nowhere and he stopped to help you? If you needed a kidney, and he was the donor, would he still be a fat pile?
October 17th, 2012
why is everyone assuming he cooks those?
October 17th, 2012
Heh, he is fat but he’s probably mentally unfit or does have Down Syndrome and is trying to live independently. At least he was intelligent enough to wear clean, good fitting clothes so that makes him way smarter than the average Walmart moron.
October 17th, 2012
I agree with BigEazy. We should cut this guy some slack. If he does have DS, then POWM are making a big down payment on some bad Karma. Check out Sexilicious in the previous frame. There is something we can all rag on without guilt.
October 17th, 2012
I normally love this site and find your pictures hilarious. Your captions are usually really funny and have me laughing my ass off. But this picture is just mean spirited and has no place here. That guy has Down’s Syndrome and appears to be buying dinner for a large group for Halloween, maybe at a halfway house.You should be ashamed of yourself for posting this. Please take it down.
October 17th, 2012
Has it not not crossed your minds that the Pizzas may be for a school, shelter or other good deed?
October 17th, 2012
For u idiots that are bullying this man, be careful what u say, if u believe in KARMA, your kids could be born with down syndrome how would u feel if people would bully your kids? Many of these comments are said by kids, we have to remember their brain is very small still.
October 18th, 2012
This is what happens since women walked out of the kitchen.
October 18th, 2012
Ill settle all these arguments. If he in fact has downs, which is entirely possible, then then we shouldn’t make fun of him and should be happy that he is independent. If he does not have downs, again entirely possible, then this guy has terrible taste in microwavables. Banquets only barely qualify as food. Also there is no such thing as karma, there is such a thing as decency. There is also such a thing as thinking you are smarter then you are, like all the people that have diagnosed this guy from a grainy picture on PoWM. And I am now stepping down from my soapbox
October 18th, 2012
HEY BIGEASY …… Your soap box is made of cardboard and it’s raining hard.
October 18th, 2012
he has to be a super couponer……
October 18th, 2012
To the cash register dismay when she found out that was just one nights dinner
October 19th, 2012
I agree with wherewolf. Besides lets face it, unless you have a wife cooking is a bitch. Much less figuring out what to make. YOU KNOW what I’m talking about admit it. Atleast dood knows what he likes abet its slowly killing him. Such is life.
October 20th, 2012
Almost 40 pizza boxes and only 2 cans of soup…..interesting.
October 23rd, 2012
AAAHHH!! I HATE BEING ALL STROKEY!!!
October 23rd, 2012
While I agree the picture is grainy, to anyone who lives with DS every day, his condition is obvious. Yes, he might very well have a food stamp card. No, it is not a healthy diet in any way, shape, or form. However, for all we know, he is purchasing for more than himself. Even if all of those packaged dinners are for him, I applaud him for having more independence and personal responsibility than most “normal” 20-somethings. This photo and the comments are an insult to all of those who are differently-abled. I get lots of laughs from this site, but this is just cruel.
October 24th, 2012
Your appearance is comical to me.
October 26th, 2012
LMFAO with the Gandalf comment, I’m still laughing. XD
October 31st, 2012
When you started this site you didn’t make fun of the handicapped. By his face profile and body style you can clearly see he has down syndrome. He can’t cook for himself, and eats only microwave food. Shame on you for posting this. Glad you make more money now, you obviously downgrade your soul for that coin.
Just lost a reader from your early days
November 1st, 2012
They still sell Tang????!!!!!!!
November 9th, 2012
That’s only about three days worth of World of Warcraft supplies
November 28th, 2012
Seeing this reminds me of a roommate I had a few years ago who had the same basic dietary habits.
Dude was 30 years old, didn’t drive and pretty much ate nothing but those $1.00 Banquet TV dinners, even after I offered to drive him to the store (to get something healthier or at least a higher quality of processed food).
Between that and the capless two-liter soda bottles that he kept in the fridge, I discerned that this fellow was merely a little odd – no biggie.
That was until I came back to the apartment about a month after I moved out, to tie up some loose ends.
When I walked in, I heard his music blaring, but it seemed to be coming from a different place.
When I went to investigate, I saw that he had moved his easy chair into the kitchen, along with his radio, TV and XBox – the latter two of those propped up on the little counter area adjacent to the sink.
And right behind the chair were what I figured to be about two or three dozen empty boxes of those Banquet TV dinners.
I’m a hard person to rattle, but this *really* creeped me out. I did what I needed to do, politely said good-bye and backed out, shuddering all the way back home.
December 2nd, 2012
and I bet that motherf**cker writes a check….
December 21st, 2012
He does have DS, I know that guy. He’s such a sweet guy too
he does live with someone else and he even has a job, which is more then I can say for some of you douche bags that are leaving rude comments.
March 10th, 2013
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