October 18th, 2012
The Great Pumpkins
She is either shoplifting those pumpkins or those are real and she can’t sleep on her stomach.
Missouri
The Great Pumpkins,
She is either shoplifting those pumpkins or those are real and she can’t sleep on her stomach.
Missouri
The Great Pumpkins,
92 Comments, Comment or Ping
WOW! There is no way I would want mine to be that big…I can’t even believe they’re real, and if they aren’t I don’t feel bad for her.
October 18th, 2012
wow
October 18th, 2012
I don’t think those are her boobs! I think she’s smuggling out of Walmart with pumpkins.
October 18th, 2012
Thats Keisha Evans.
October 18th, 2012
DEAR GOD someone get that poor woman a breast reduction STAT.
October 18th, 2012
Dam, my motorboat just ran aground!
October 18th, 2012
ohhhhh dammmmm
October 18th, 2012
Yeah, they are real as she was a stripper and a men’s magazine model at one time.
October 18th, 2012
If she lets those puppies loose she will hurt somebody. Hurt me.
October 18th, 2012
TITTIES ! ! ! !
October 18th, 2012
My vote is for shoplifter.
October 18th, 2012
Are you sure she’s not shoplifting pumpkins? Holy Backache, Batman!!
October 18th, 2012
Former porn star or deformed freak of nature? You make the call.
(Please! Please tell me she isn’t a practicing porn actress.)
October 18th, 2012
Every woman’s nightmare. That would be super painful in so many ways.
Not in the least comments from doofuses like us.
October 18th, 2012
another ageing porn star from Missouri
October 18th, 2012
at least shes wearing a bra….she must be a visitor not a regular.
October 18th, 2012
Now i’m a boob guy and all but……they really cannot be comfortable at all
October 18th, 2012
Someone call Linus. It’s the great pumpkin(s) Charlie Brown!
October 18th, 2012
For my own sanity, I am going with a good photoshop job. If not, I know a good back surgeon……
October 18th, 2012
wow what a bunch of assholes,those are real and she probably cannot help it, and those ladys who where talking shit your just mad because you don’t have any… Don’t be mad with your barely a handful boobies..
October 18th, 2012
Shoplifting or not that girl needs a wheelbarrow !!!!!
October 18th, 2012
She is going to need a serious back brace.
October 18th, 2012
Jesus flippin’ Christ that’s gotta be killer on the back! Maybe she can’t afford breast reduction surgery and has no insurance. I feel bad for her, what a horrible deformity.
October 18th, 2012
Looks like someone found a deal at the melon sale!
October 18th, 2012
I thought Missouri was the “Show Me State” ???
October 18th, 2012
Thankfully, she’s wearing a bra, otherwise, I’m pretty sure she’d trip over those things and hurt herself, or worse, other shoppers. I feel kinda bad for her.
October 18th, 2012
“horrible deformity” ????
I would love to see that bra pop, and those babies go flying all over the place.
October 18th, 2012
Wow i would hate to have those swinging over my head.
October 18th, 2012
Those aren’t “Titties”. Those are “TITS”.
October 18th, 2012
Don’t let her get on top. Cause of Death: Smothered by enormous boobs.
October 18th, 2012
Honey BOOB BOOB!
October 18th, 2012
One consolation – if she ever trips and falls, she won’t break her nose or her teeth.
October 18th, 2012
Motorboating ..hell………….
That’s the WHOLE NAVY !!!!!
October 18th, 2012
Actually, her insurance (or Medicaid) would pay for breast reduction. It’s considered a health problem. Cheaper than dealing later with back surgery. PT and all that jazz. And yes, it is DAMMED uncomfortable.
October 18th, 2012
The shape tend to make me think they are implants. Guess she “blew” all her money.
October 18th, 2012
another comment…I’m straight but can appreciate a nice set of boobies (and even on a transgender woman, normally don’t go for fake ones but done properly, they look good) what I don’t understand is how men can think this size is at all attractive. Do you really?!
October 18th, 2012
They’re not real, but they are boobs. Her name is Keisha Evans and she has a website and and has posed for some magazines and movies….or so a friend tells me.
October 18th, 2012
It’s Keisha Evans. She’s famous in huge breasts sites.
October 18th, 2012
WOW!!!!!!! You could put one in your mouth and one in your ear and call long distance on those babies.
October 18th, 2012
Look again people….
1. That is no women (hair line, chin, hands/arms).
2. Those are implants, too perky for real.
Bottom line…her pumpkins come with a candy corn attachment.
October 18th, 2012
“Can’t sleep on her stomach” or her back. Not without suffocating. What the hell size are those udders?
October 18th, 2012
Walmart mom by day…
Stripper by night.
October 18th, 2012
TREE FIDDY!!
October 18th, 2012
My God, that IS Keisha Evans!!
Do a google images search and you’ll see her. Those boobs are FAKE! And HUGE! TOOOO big, IMHO
October 18th, 2012
Give them a shake and she will move for hours. They would look like a sea monster in a swimming pool!
October 18th, 2012
Tig ole Bitties!
October 18th, 2012
Wow…I…uh…what was the question again? I was a little distracted by the Y’all Mart Woman Of My Dreams.
October 18th, 2012
She gets credit for being properly and modestly attired, all things considered.
Two things though.
If they are natural, I know from experience and from family members that such things are extremely uncomfortable and sometimes painful. The snarky comments about being grateful for them.
I don’t think there is a man alive who’d want TESTICLES that big. Am I right?
If they are implants, and I live in the implant capitol of the world, Los Angeles.
I’ve never understood anyone WANTING to have any breasts that large, nor any plastic surgeon that would implant them.
Just sayin’.
October 18th, 2012
yep thats kiesha.. you should watch her run!!!
October 18th, 2012
looks like a dead heat in a zeppilln race
October 18th, 2012
Holy Cow! She could suffocate herself while she’s sleeping.
October 18th, 2012
Keisha Evans Implant Queen. She wants to get even bigger ones. Yikes!
Why would anyone do that to themselves? Looks gross & can’t be comfortable.
October 18th, 2012
She must have to use her bed sheets as a bra. O_O
October 18th, 2012
I googled ‘Keisha Evans’. That’s her. I guess boob modeling doesn’t pay as well as you think.
October 18th, 2012
Sale on Jumbo Jack O’laterns!
October 18th, 2012
I agree with Black Heart That is Keisha Evans. Curious go do an image search on yahoo. Lots of photos to prove it’s her……mind you not her original equipment. Personally it kinda looks like a Walmart boob job to me
October 18th, 2012
OMG!!!! gotta be pumpkins !
October 18th, 2012
I just did a Google Image search for “Keisha Evans”, and…sure enough…it’s the same ugly skank with the gigundo deformed tits. Marcelo was correct.
October 18th, 2012
Faptastic!
October 18th, 2012
She has awesome tits!
October 18th, 2012
If mine were ever that big, I would probably shoot myself.
October 18th, 2012
Seriously, she’s someone that’s got a name out there? And THIS is what she’s known for?!
Okay then.
Can’t anyone bother to develop some REAL talent? Like I dunno, being a whiz at teaching young people, or playing a piano, writing songs, or singing or painting a picture?
Or having a bakery with great breads and pies?
Noooooo!
She goes and gets THESE monstrosities hung on her?
The plastic surgeon deserves to be hit by lightning for indulging what can only be described as a boob hoarder!
October 18th, 2012
jeeeeeeesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 18th, 2012
Read the comments, googled her, found her website. Not only are they boobs, and fake ones at that, but she has a fund set up to get even bigger ones (6000 ccs each). Eesh.
October 18th, 2012
I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s shoplifting those pumpkins (speaking as an associate these people will do A N Y T H I N G)
October 18th, 2012
If that’s Keisha Evans and she wants bigger implants maybe she’s shopping for them in the pumpkin aisle.
October 19th, 2012
She wants bigger implants??
How could anyone be that big and think they are too small??
October 19th, 2012
so fake it’s not funny!
October 19th, 2012
I personally have had very large boobs until I had them taken down 3 sizes in 2010. Those are not real boobs. For one she would not be standing up straight. Her shirt would be tighter up at the top and she would have to buy a very very pricey bra. She looks like the type that couldn’t buy a $80 -100 bra. I know myself mine would cost between $45-60 a bra. In other words the photo is either Photo-shop or she is shop lifting.
October 19th, 2012
My boobs hurt looking at that.
October 19th, 2012
she can get a second job as a life raft – those must float.
October 19th, 2012
Think I saw them before on google maps…
October 20th, 2012
She is so Hot!….
my kinda girl.
i for one would love to date her.
she is real, they are fake, and great.
if they were real i would not be into her.
they are very fake,and very pretty. =)
October 20th, 2012
She looks like my ex wife. Hers were real.
October 22nd, 2012
I’d pay good money to watch her do jumping jacks.
October 22nd, 2012
To the one that said that’s Keisha Evans……imagine my shock when I goggled my own name once and found her site!
October 22nd, 2012
Porn stars grow-up too, huh?
October 22nd, 2012
I think i have seen her around. I live in Missouri
October 22nd, 2012
Probably has to sit in the back seat to drive her car…
October 23rd, 2012
I bet the greeter reacted like a wolf in a Tex Avery cartoon. “AOOOOOGAHH!”
October 23rd, 2012
This woman needs Life Alert, Just in case she falls and cant get up
October 24th, 2012
LMAO I don’t think anyone has ever noticed it could easily be she is breast feeding her child under her shirt, I am unsure of the name of the item but it cradles your kid like a hammock.
October 24th, 2012
HEY!!!! I see the new spokes person for breast cancer awareness!!!
October 26th, 2012
LADY ANNE you are wrong it is still conciders cosmetci surgery by most state health programs and is not paid for i have back issues and i am not as big i wanted a reduction and got told “sorry we do not cover cosmetic surgeries no matter how much you may think you need it.”
October 26th, 2012
My god….I guess implants do come in Basketball size.
October 26th, 2012
Actually thet’s not keisha it’s my cousin and she’s had nothing but grief sll her life for her boobs
October 28th, 2012
LeiaOrgana – when they’re THAT big and they become a health hazard, yes, some insurers will cover a reduction. Maybe not state health programs, but some private insurers will.
That said – the fact that she has done this to herself on purpose and is panhandling donations to make them even bigger saddens and disgusts me.
October 29th, 2012
She must have 35 lbs. of what WalMart calls “steak” in their meat case in there!
November 8th, 2012
that’s definately Keisha Evans a big boob model seen in score and other magazines….
just check her out:
keishaevans.com
November 9th, 2012
Hey! I know her, she is a wonderful person and she loves her body.
Glad you kept them Hon!
November 13th, 2012
Damn, those things could have kept the Titanic afloat!
November 23rd, 2012
Sweet mother of pearl! She could (breast)feed an army!
December 2nd, 2012
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