She is either shoplifting those pumpkins or those are real and she can’t sleep on her stomach.
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WOW! There is no way I would want mine to be that big…I can’t even believe they’re real, and if they aren’t I don’t feel bad for her.
October 18th, 2012
I don’t think those are her boobs! I think she’s smuggling out of Walmart with pumpkins.
Thats Keisha Evans.
DEAR GOD someone get that poor woman a breast reduction STAT.
Dam, my motorboat just ran aground!
Yeah, they are real as she was a stripper and a men’s magazine model at one time.
If she lets those puppies loose she will hurt somebody. Hurt me.
TITTIES ! ! ! !
My vote is for shoplifter.
Are you sure she’s not shoplifting pumpkins? Holy Backache, Batman!!
Former porn star or deformed freak of nature? You make the call.
(Please! Please tell me she isn’t a practicing porn actress.)
Every woman’s nightmare. That would be super painful in so many ways.
Not in the least comments from doofuses like us.
another ageing porn star from Missouri
at least shes wearing a bra….she must be a visitor not a regular.
Now i’m a boob guy and all but……they really cannot be comfortable at all
Someone call Linus. It’s the great pumpkin(s) Charlie Brown!
For my own sanity, I am going with a good photoshop job. If not, I know a good back surgeon……
wow what a bunch of assholes,those are real and she probably cannot help it, and those ladys who where talking shit your just mad because you don’t have any… Don’t be mad with your barely a handful boobies..
Shoplifting or not that girl needs a wheelbarrow !!!!!
Carol E. Dawkins
She is going to need a serious back brace.
Jesus flippin’ Christ that’s gotta be killer on the back! Maybe she can’t afford breast reduction surgery and has no insurance. I feel bad for her, what a horrible deformity.
Looks like someone found a deal at the melon sale!
I thought Missouri was the “Show Me State” ???
Thankfully, she’s wearing a bra, otherwise, I’m pretty sure she’d trip over those things and hurt herself, or worse, other shoppers. I feel kinda bad for her.
“horrible deformity” ????
I would love to see that bra pop, and those babies go flying all over the place.
Wow i would hate to have those swinging over my head.
Those aren’t “Titties”. Those are “TITS”.
Don’t let her get on top. Cause of Death: Smothered by enormous boobs.
Honey BOOB BOOB!
One consolation – if she ever trips and falls, she won’t break her nose or her teeth.
That’s the WHOLE NAVY !!!!!
Actually, her insurance (or Medicaid) would pay for breast reduction. It’s considered a health problem. Cheaper than dealing later with back surgery. PT and all that jazz. And yes, it is DAMMED uncomfortable.
The shape tend to make me think they are implants. Guess she “blew” all her money.
another comment…I’m straight but can appreciate a nice set of boobies (and even on a transgender woman, normally don’t go for fake ones but done properly, they look good) what I don’t understand is how men can think this size is at all attractive. Do you really?!
They’re not real, but they are boobs. Her name is Keisha Evans and she has a website and and has posed for some magazines and movies….or so a friend tells me.
It’s Keisha Evans. She’s famous in huge breasts sites.
Slop Jar Magoo
WOW!!!!!!! You could put one in your mouth and one in your ear and call long distance on those babies.
Look again people….
1. That is no women (hair line, chin, hands/arms).
2. Those are implants, too perky for real.
Bottom line…her pumpkins come with a candy corn attachment.
G Spot Finder
“Can’t sleep on her stomach” or her back. Not without suffocating. What the hell size are those udders?
Walmart mom by day…
Stripper by night.
My God, that IS Keisha Evans!!
Do a google images search and you’ll see her. Those boobs are FAKE! And HUGE! TOOOO big, IMHO
Give them a shake and she will move for hours. They would look like a sea monster in a swimming pool!
Tig ole Bitties!
Wow…I…uh…what was the question again? I was a little distracted by the Y’all Mart Woman Of My Dreams.
She gets credit for being properly and modestly attired, all things considered.
Two things though.
If they are natural, I know from experience and from family members that such things are extremely uncomfortable and sometimes painful. The snarky comments about being grateful for them.
I don’t think there is a man alive who’d want TESTICLES that big. Am I right?
If they are implants, and I live in the implant capitol of the world, Los Angeles.
I’ve never understood anyone WANTING to have any breasts that large, nor any plastic surgeon that would implant them.
yep thats kiesha.. you should watch her run!!!
looks like a dead heat in a zeppilln race
Holy Cow! She could suffocate herself while she’s sleeping.
Keisha Evans Implant Queen. She wants to get even bigger ones. Yikes!
Why would anyone do that to themselves? Looks gross & can’t be comfortable.
She must have to use her bed sheets as a bra. O_O
I googled ‘Keisha Evans’. That’s her. I guess boob modeling doesn’t pay as well as you think.
Sale on Jumbo Jack O’laterns!
I agree with Black Heart That is Keisha Evans. Curious go do an image search on yahoo. Lots of photos to prove it’s her……mind you not her original equipment. Personally it kinda looks like a Walmart boob job to me
OMG!!!! gotta be pumpkins !
I just did a Google Image search for “Keisha Evans”, and…sure enough…it’s the same ugly skank with the gigundo deformed tits. Marcelo was correct.
She has awesome tits!
If mine were ever that big, I would probably shoot myself.
Seriously, she’s someone that’s got a name out there? And THIS is what she’s known for?!
Can’t anyone bother to develop some REAL talent? Like I dunno, being a whiz at teaching young people, or playing a piano, writing songs, or singing or painting a picture?
Or having a bakery with great breads and pies?
She goes and gets THESE monstrosities hung on her?
The plastic surgeon deserves to be hit by lightning for indulging what can only be described as a boob hoarder!
Read the comments, googled her, found her website. Not only are they boobs, and fake ones at that, but she has a fund set up to get even bigger ones (6000 ccs each). Eesh.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s shoplifting those pumpkins (speaking as an associate these people will do A N Y T H I N G)
If that’s Keisha Evans and she wants bigger implants maybe she’s shopping for them in the pumpkin aisle.
October 19th, 2012
She wants bigger implants??
How could anyone be that big and think they are too small??
so fake it’s not funny!
I personally have had very large boobs until I had them taken down 3 sizes in 2010. Those are not real boobs. For one she would not be standing up straight. Her shirt would be tighter up at the top and she would have to buy a very very pricey bra. She looks like the type that couldn’t buy a $80 -100 bra. I know myself mine would cost between $45-60 a bra. In other words the photo is either Photo-shop or she is shop lifting.
My boobs hurt looking at that.
she can get a second job as a life raft – those must float.
Think I saw them before on google maps…
October 20th, 2012
She is so Hot!….
my kinda girl.
i for one would love to date her.
she is real, they are fake, and great.
if they were real i would not be into her.
they are very fake,and very pretty. =)
She looks like my ex wife. Hers were real.
October 22nd, 2012
I’d pay good money to watch her do jumping jacks.
Keisha Evans Lail
To the one that said that’s Keisha Evans……imagine my shock when I goggled my own name once and found her site!
Porn stars grow-up too, huh?
I think i have seen her around. I live in Missouri
Probably has to sit in the back seat to drive her car…
October 23rd, 2012
I bet the greeter reacted like a wolf in a Tex Avery cartoon. “AOOOOOGAHH!”
This woman needs Life Alert, Just in case she falls and cant get up
October 24th, 2012
LMAO I don’t think anyone has ever noticed it could easily be she is breast feeding her child under her shirt, I am unsure of the name of the item but it cradles your kid like a hammock.
HEY!!!! I see the new spokes person for breast cancer awareness!!!
October 26th, 2012
LADY ANNE you are wrong it is still conciders cosmetci surgery by most state health programs and is not paid for i have back issues and i am not as big i wanted a reduction and got told “sorry we do not cover cosmetic surgeries no matter how much you may think you need it.”
My god….I guess implants do come in Basketball size.
Actually thet’s not keisha it’s my cousin and she’s had nothing but grief sll her life for her boobs
October 28th, 2012
LeiaOrgana – when they’re THAT big and they become a health hazard, yes, some insurers will cover a reduction. Maybe not state health programs, but some private insurers will.
That said – the fact that she has done this to herself on purpose and is panhandling donations to make them even bigger saddens and disgusts me.
October 29th, 2012
She must have 35 lbs. of what WalMart calls “steak” in their meat case in there!
November 8th, 2012
that’s definately Keisha Evans a big boob model seen in score and other magazines….
just check her out:
November 9th, 2012
Hey! I know her, she is a wonderful person and she loves her body.
Glad you kept them Hon!
November 13th, 2012
Damn, those things could have kept the Titanic afloat!
November 23rd, 2012
Sweet mother of pearl! She could (breast)feed an army!
December 2nd, 2012