October 19th, 2012
DTF
Listen, we all know men buy cars to overcompensate for their penis size and to pick up chicks, but we have all got along just fine by letting that speak for itself. Try not to be so obvious with the ladies. You’re not a European guy at the club, you’re at Walmart.
South Carolina
DTF,
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plate should say “IAM DESPERATE”
October 19th, 2012
If this is Wal-Mart’s parking lot, what makes you think that it isn’t a woman’s car?
October 19th, 2012
Yes, but can he tie them in a bow?
October 19th, 2012
This is the store manager’s car! lmao
October 19th, 2012
Cars of Walmart is a great sub-genre to the general weirdness.
October 19th, 2012
I had to Urban Dictionary that one. Guess I’m old (39).
October 19th, 2012
lol i hope its not a woman…. HUNGLO LMAO
October 19th, 2012
@Karen: Don’t feel bad, I find myself going to urbandictionary.com a lot as well, especially when seeing acronyms like this. I suppose crusty old farts like us (I’m 33, by the way) are just used to using whole words when talking and writing.
October 19th, 2012
Stay classy South Carolina.
October 20th, 2012
Me too Karen. I know plenty of bad ones but not that.
October 20th, 2012
ru doing the fandango?
October 20th, 2012
Oh yeah, I remember that guy, “1 Hunglo”.
He wrote the book “Three Tracks in the Snow”.
October 21st, 2012
“1 Hunglo” is past tense, so something must’ve happened…
October 21st, 2012
maybe he only has one testicle
October 22nd, 2012
I’ve seen this car! I can confirm that a young man was driving it and he was actually pretty good looking! I took a picture of the license plate, but the sun was too bright and I couldn’t get a good shot of it while I was driving.
October 23rd, 2012
Im 39, I dont get it. What does DTF mean?
October 25th, 2012
DTF means “Down to F*ck”
October 25th, 2012
Douchebag
October 26th, 2012
I want to stuff a couple dildos in his tailpipes.
October 30th, 2012
I must fall in the old farts section with Karen, Nicko, and Verbatim… My jaw dropped as the realization dawned.
Besides his penis is probably as small as his car.
November 18th, 2012
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