DTF



Listen, we all know men buy cars to overcompensate for their penis size and to pick up chicks, but we have all got along just fine by letting that speak for itself. Try not to be so obvious with the ladies. You’re not a European guy at the club, you’re at Walmart.

South Carolina

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  1. MrClean4000

    plate should say “IAM DESPERATE”

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    October 19th, 2012

  2. jag

    If this is Wal-Mart’s parking lot, what makes you think that it isn’t a woman’s car?

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    October 19th, 2012

  3. Continental Soldier

    Yes, but can he tie them in a bow?

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    October 19th, 2012

  4. Produce Associate

    This is the store manager’s car! lmao

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    October 19th, 2012

  5. Ric

    Cars of Walmart is a great sub-genre to the general weirdness.

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    October 19th, 2012

  6. Karen

    I had to Urban Dictionary that one. Guess I’m old (39).

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    October 19th, 2012

  7. mik

    lol i hope its not a woman…. HUNGLO LMAO

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    October 19th, 2012

  8. Nicko

    @Karen: Don’t feel bad, I find myself going to urbandictionary.com a lot as well, especially when seeing acronyms like this. I suppose crusty old farts like us (I’m 33, by the way) are just used to using whole words when talking and writing.

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    October 19th, 2012

  9. Ron Burgundy

    Stay classy South Carolina.

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    October 20th, 2012

  10. verbatim

    Me too Karen. I know plenty of bad ones but not that.

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    October 20th, 2012

  11. me here

    ru doing the fandango?

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    October 20th, 2012

  12. XJ

    Oh yeah, I remember that guy, “1 Hunglo”.
    He wrote the book “Three Tracks in the Snow”. :D

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    October 21st, 2012

  13. Jen

    “1 Hunglo” is past tense, so something must’ve happened…

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    October 21st, 2012

  14. KL

    maybe he only has one testicle

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    October 22nd, 2012

  15. Teresa

    I’ve seen this car! I can confirm that a young man was driving it and he was actually pretty good looking! I took a picture of the license plate, but the sun was too bright and I couldn’t get a good shot of it while I was driving.

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    October 23rd, 2012

  16. Retina Burn

    Im 39, I dont get it. What does DTF mean?

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    October 25th, 2012

  17. slanger

    DTF means “Down to F*ck”

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    October 25th, 2012

  18. Jenn

    Douchebag

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    October 26th, 2012

  19. mb

    I want to stuff a couple dildos in his tailpipes.

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    October 30th, 2012

  20. Jabs

    I must fall in the old farts section with Karen, Nicko, and Verbatim… My jaw dropped as the realization dawned.
    Besides his penis is probably as small as his car.

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    November 18th, 2012

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