What’s that? Oh you little bitches got “Thug Life” tattooed on your chest? That’s cute…
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This is gonna be a pretty common sight in the near future!
October 24th, 2012
Ok, all your 20-somethings getting tattoos… see how stupid you’ll look in 40 years????
When you’re in the nursing home, and the nurse is wiping your butt, you’ll have to explain, day-after-day, what a pokeman is and why it’s on your butt.
Slop Jar Magoo
He forgot 1 tatoo…….he should’ve tattooed “Stupid” across his forehead.
Ah, I wouldn’t mess with him……would you?
What’s that you say, you little punk?
My right hand ain’t in my pocket ’cause it’s cold.
What ever I’m holding on to you better pray it’s my dick cause I’m about to shove what ever it is up your ass.
I have a feeling that old dude could kick most peoples asses without even breaking a sweat. He got that ink in the days when you had to back it up with something other than thinking it was cool.
He missed his appointment with the mortician..
about 5 years past burial date..
An old Skinhead.
And the saggy pants, too?!? Give me a break… Hey – maybe he’s using reverse psychology on his grandchildren!! lol
Nice Rack!!! Oh-and BTW–This guy is WELL over 60!!! Or it’s been a terribly rough 60 years!! Maybe he is only 20 and it’s been a rough 20?!?
I thought the signs on stores Shirts Must Be Warn, meant they are to be buttoned.’,not open.
Who cares if he’s old and got tattoos! We are all going to get old one day whether or not we have tattoos, we will all have wrinkles and saggy skin. I have quite a few tattoos now and will get more, I dont care what I look like when Im 60+ years old, and I dont see way anyone else would care what I look like then either. Tattoos are an art form, I proudly wear my ink and that is one thing I can take to my grave! You people need to stop being so judgemental
there is no reason to say “regret your tattoos!” when you’re old, losing your mind, and parts of you stop working… are you going to look at your tattoos and wonder why the hell you go them or are you going to look at them and remember some of the best times in your life? Arguably when you were younger and health was not really a top priority?
Arizona green tea, muthafNKRs
He needs a boob lift.
Watertender and I agree
When I’m old, I’m not going to regret my tats at all…… here are my choices; old gross saggy skin, or… old gross saggy skin at least covered with some art. hmmmmmmmmm???
no douche like an old douche
Jag is correct.
Instead of spending his money on tattoos that will soon be illegible because of the wrinkles, Pops should have saved his money for a boob lift.
But, when all is said and done, he is genuine POWM material!
Old man trying to act like a thug. Epic fail.
I used to know a guy that looked just like this, i wouldn’t be surprised if it the same kind of story.
But, story is, is that this guy grew up in Australia in an aboriginal gang. The tattoos are part of the gang and you couldn’t decline them. They are badges of honor (maybe not the best in grammar or taste).
Man titties, just Man titties, got nuthin’
This is what’s in store for all you tattoo people.
Take a good look young-uns in, 40 years this is what it will look like!
Fly on the Wall
In the Aryan Nation, he has O.F. status: Old Fuhrer.
Justin Bieber in 40 years.
Are his eyebrows tattooed on too? Sure looks that way.
Well, at least he is old enough to be able to regret his obvious mistakes. Now whether he has the wisdom to is open to speculation. Tats look like shit on young dumbasses, much much worse when you get to be his age.
KARMA is a bitc*
Still think Gangsta is cool?
I’m just as bad, usually when I do an oil change on my car I don’t bother to change the filter either!
October 25th, 2012
Its a safe bet that old coot has spent some time in prison. Probably a long history of criminal behavior. Being a thug is so ingrained into his psyche that even as an old man he wants to look tough. He doesn’t even realize he’s a senior citizen and that any 13 year old thug could knock him over .
The antioxidants in his green tea aren’t gonna fix this!
I love it when someone calls their tats “an art form”. Somebody drawing crude figures indelibly on your skin isn’t an “art form”. It’s just copying someone else’s art work onto your skin. I’d hate to get stuck with the same picture on my body year after year.
Why would he do this? Because nothing says badass like saggy titties and old age that’s why!
My thoughts…exactly. I was even gonna refer to him as an old coot!
He looks like a 97-year old Bill Murray who joined a gang.
October 26th, 2012
Somebody please call the Angel of death!
October 27th, 2012
Hey, good on him for not covering them up – he’s awesome there’s gonna be a whole lot more like him in the near future. He looks a lot better than some pot bellied, obese, tattt covered mouth breather walking around with bandanas and mullets.
November 6th, 2012
This guy is not as scary as he looks because he is still alive. If he was really that bad-ass he would have been killed in a fight a long time ago.
Broketaxpayer- I love it when people get judgmental on others without knowing anything.
Also, the only people that say “tats” either has none or gets them solely because they think they’ll look cool.
Take a gander at some professional tattoos. Art is anything you create so stop being a judgmental prick and acting like an authority on art.
Note to everyone saying tattoos look awful when you age: NEWSFLASH!! Everything looks awful, tattoos or not you will look gross. So go ahead and base what you do your your own body on opinions of people who have no idea what they’re saying.
November 12th, 2012