October 26th, 2012
Cheaters At Walmart
I’m trying to wrap my head around the “cunt whore” part of this. I mean, who doesn’t enjoy putting two words together to form a new and different insult? For instance: twat waffle, dildo mustard, cock hammer, douche canoe, clitoris maximus, penis pump, vagina face, and dick turd. Put some of your favs in the comments. Let’s keep this thread going!
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Cheaters At Walmart,
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That is awesome. The best part is that it appears the girl is looking out her window as someone took that picture.
October 26th, 2012
I love me some tit barbecue
October 26th, 2012
I like to say ass-butt!! Even though it is the same thing!
October 26th, 2012
Cum guzzling,sperm burping bitch
October 26th, 2012
Cum Guzzler
October 26th, 2012
pennis the menace
October 26th, 2012
She is a cum dumpster that got some pretty lettering on her ride for being a meat thief. The little head always thinks for the big one when there is stink for the dink around!!
October 26th, 2012
Now this it the type of Walmart Shopper I’d like to “meat”.
October 26th, 2012
My personal favorite is “cunt bucket.”
October 26th, 2012
Penis wrinkle
October 26th, 2012
Ok I get it…she did her pal wrong and her car now sports a real message. I wonder what the actual cheater got as a punishment…I mean if this girl was single she only broke a friendship but the guy did the cheating….I wonder if he is still intack…if you know what I mean….ladies…and believe me I am sure the term is wasted on someone who would write this on a car…STOP thinking it’s the girls fault and find blame with the real culprit!
October 26th, 2012
Anal Debris
October 26th, 2012
you think shed want to part closer.
October 26th, 2012
Twatcicle.
October 26th, 2012
Douche Nugget
October 26th, 2012
My favorite is Thunder Cunt!
October 26th, 2012
Lesbian snake? gutter whore? anal replacement?
October 26th, 2012
I really really like where this is going. another plus is I think I like this girl in the yellow car
October 26th, 2012
pussywink
October 26th, 2012
Somebody finally spotted Casey Anthony
October 26th, 2012
I’m sure that advertisement will get a lot of customers……other people’s boyfriends will be mobbing the car…..
October 26th, 2012
puke bubble
October 26th, 2012
scrotum breath
October 26th, 2012
Cunt-Bag , Dick-Cheese & Ass-Munch. That’s all I got.
October 26th, 2012
DOUCHENOZZLE! it’s like having Tourettes…
October 26th, 2012
Brutal funny
October 26th, 2012
fart flaps, poop-a-loop, dousche nozzle, ass goblin, knob kabob, dorkasaurus, butt barbarian, mr. fister
October 26th, 2012
I was always rather fond of “Prick Cushion”.
October 26th, 2012
Cum Dumpster
Cock Holster
October 26th, 2012
And I’m sure the boyfriend is a fine, upstanding young man, not a sleze. No, not a sleaze at all. Dump him!
October 26th, 2012
Shit sprinkle!
October 26th, 2012
Who did she piss off so badly they sprayed that on her car?
October 26th, 2012
Why would anyone write that on their own car?!?
October 26th, 2012
Well at least she’s smart enough to park her cool car away from normal parking so no one scratches or dents it.
October 26th, 2012
I’m doing the church lady dance!!! I MEAN IT!!! You’re all going to hell! Oops. I mean heck.
October 26th, 2012
Vag shopper rolled up in her dildo mobile.
October 26th, 2012
dick nugget
October 26th, 2012
Turd-Burglar has been a favorite of mine for years now… lol… it creates many pictures within a mind trying to figure it out.
October 26th, 2012
Twat Pockets, Cock Snot, Bum Scum, Dick Licker, Butt Cheese
October 26th, 2012
I never understood this. If a guy cheats, why does a woman blame the other woman? Why not dig her claws into the guy?
October 26th, 2012
pussy eatin bitch-cock slobber
WOW I just likesayin it
October 26th, 2012
Monica??? is that you???
October 26th, 2012
Hey, At least.all the words are spelled right
October 26th, 2012
I call my ex’s ‘new’ old skank (who was also married and knew me) Liz, a la Lot Lizard.
There’s also ‘dick snot’, ‘jizz breath’, ‘ditch pig’, or just the straight up ‘filthy slut’.
October 26th, 2012
Awww! Looks like someone learned how to use the paint program on their computer! Good for you!!!
October 26th, 2012
my personal favorite is Dick Biscuit
October 26th, 2012
I am so sure the “boyfriend” told her all about his relationship with Ms Krylon. Oops! Maybe he didn’t. Maybe she’s totally innocent by ignorence because “boyfriend” was cheating on Ms Krylon! What if the driver of this otherwise nice-looking auto got seduced by a big cheater. Geez, maybe she was just goin thru life trying to meet a new guy . . . and, BAM got nasty stuff scrawled on her car. I hope she calls the cops and Ms Krylon has some ‘splainin’ to do!! Just sayin’ it could have happened that way. Prolly didn’t, but COULD have!
October 27th, 2012
begging for attention ,this is pointless
October 27th, 2012
Bitch dont even know it yet. Soon. that should have been the caption!
October 27th, 2012
Let’s hope it was done in lipstick.
October 27th, 2012
sperm burping gutter slut, is one of my faves. For “polite” company, Three times miscarried son of a sheep stealing coyote. Translates to, Misborn son of a bitch.
October 27th, 2012
Ass hat. I got that from an episode of bones LOL
October 27th, 2012
anal whistle
October 27th, 2012
If it were me I would dump the so called friend AND the guy. Their both losers! & Wouldnt be worth two more minutes of my time. Once a cheater always a cheater! NO second chances!!!!! Looks like this person got just what she deserved!! Way to go spray painter! *High five*
October 27th, 2012
I’ve always loved to call people JERK DICK.
October 27th, 2012
Wow, some bitter, small-dicked loser didn’t take the breakup very well. I hope she sues for this.
October 27th, 2012
Turd burglar
October 28th, 2012
Ass wipe & canyon cunt
October 28th, 2012
Cock juggling thunder cunt
Cum guzzling dumpster slut
These are a couple I’ve heard in the past.
October 28th, 2012
cum catcher
October 29th, 2012
Crank Wanker.
October 29th, 2012
Cock Smith! or Mitt Romney… wait, that’s the same thing
October 29th, 2012
“Sperm gurgling gutter trollip”
October 29th, 2012
sperm burping gutter slut
October 29th, 2012
And…she sells for less!
October 29th, 2012
Didn’t he know that a cheap baseball bat would only cost a couple of bucks more than the marker that he used on the car? It’s versatile and could be used on BOTH the car and the “lover”.
October 29th, 2012
Cock-waffle. . .with lots and lots of warm drippy syrup.
Anal suppository repository.
Unscheduled PAP smear.
Salad-fingering McGee.
Cunt-tastrophy.
Sperm donation sample tester.
October 29th, 2012
My mom has actually called someone in a movie “bitch slut”
October 29th, 2012
VD infested twat bubble
October 29th, 2012
LABIA LIPS!!! YUM!
October 30th, 2012
F**k Chop!
October 30th, 2012
Cum Dumpster always makes me snort.
November 1st, 2012
you’re forgetting the best one: Weedlord BonerHitler
November 1st, 2012
I don’t get it. It certainly looks like an act of vandalism the driver of the car isn’t aware of yet?
November 1st, 2012
Cunt bubble
November 2nd, 2012
C’mon y’all! Someone decided to do this rather than huff this particular rattle can.
November 3rd, 2012
Douchecunt
November 3rd, 2012
Cock socket…… Thats an original createf by me and my boy at work. You heard it here first.
November 3rd, 2012
Dick Wennie!!
November 5th, 2012
“Filthy Whore” pretty much gets the point across when you are really, really pissed. However… “Ass-Clown” is my go to for day-to-day use.
November 7th, 2012
Ooooh, see now that there debasing mesage was written by another woman. The “other people’s boyfriends” is a bit too specific for most pissed off men to bother spelling out in enough rage to paint that on the side of a car. Men tend to stick to short, to-the-point messages, now pissed off -women- will spray-paint run-on sentences if they’ve built up enough sand. I like to call this special breed a “beach cunted rage beast”.
November 7th, 2012
Skankasaurus Rex
November 12th, 2012
Fuck-Knuckles?
November 12th, 2012
I’m a whunt core! Dyslexics stand up!!!
p.s. how’s that for *new & improved* LOL
November 12th, 2012
my personal fav is swamp donky
November 19th, 2012
Rumple Foreskin
November 24th, 2012
Dick Sneeze!
November 24th, 2012
dick head who cant keep it in his pants.. what was put on his vehicle…
November 25th, 2012
Cunt Wrap Supreme
November 28th, 2012
She’s like the neighborhood refrigerator everyone can stick their meat in her.
December 1st, 2012
You know that Walmart is at Tyrone Blvd. and 38th Street in St. Petersburg, FL. Sad that I walked by that parking spot almost everyday on my way home from Middle School. Guess I should call my old friends and see who it was LOL.
As for combined insults of vulgarity I was always a fan of Shit Shovler and ass hat.
December 3rd, 2012
Venus and Penis DeMilo
December 14th, 2012
Needle Dick Bug Fucker!!!!
December 19th, 2012
cunt muffin and twat waffle have always been my favorites
December 24th, 2012
my favorites are prob. back ally butt slut and bus stop bimbo
December 24th, 2012
slut bucket..dirty douche nozzle bitch! lmao
December 28th, 2012
COCKGOBBLING WHOREMONGR
January 7th, 2013
HELL HATH NO FURY!!!!
January 7th, 2013
Wow this is the Walmart I work for lol
January 13th, 2013
i wonder why someonewrote that on her car……..lol
January 20th, 2013
yogurt guzzler, protein junky, regurgitated afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck and my personal favorite… some’er teeth (some’er here, some’er there, some’er not)
January 29th, 2013
Bith-tits.
and my favourite from Blade 3 (quality of movie notwithstanding): Cock-juggling Thunder Cunt.
January 31st, 2013
TWAT TWADDLED, TWO TIMIN’ TITTY TWISTER! ‘nuf said…
February 12th, 2013
Regurgitated cum bubble
February 26th, 2013
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