The Pumpkin Carvers



Since Halloween falls on a Wednesday this year, we know a lot of you will be dressing up like a PoWM and carving penises into pumpkins…at least that’s what we encourage. So enjoy yourselves and be sure to send us a picture of you in your costume so we can post it somewhere on the site.

Kentucky

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  1. spunky

    Gosh what a proud mom you are! What a fail you actually are as a mom. Not that it is so offensive but that you have your face and the faces of your kids on POW. Hang your head in shame.

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    October 26th, 2012

  2. bonnieblue

    That old hag is just … gross. She must be one nasty old bat!

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    October 26th, 2012

  3. Marie

    THAT’S NOT WORK APPROPRIATE!

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    October 26th, 2012

  4. mad max

    The guy in the back – isn’t he the banjo player from Deliverance?

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    October 26th, 2012

  5. Watertender

    I have a feeling she used her favorite dildo as the model for the pecker. Slack jawed banjo boy in the back looks like he wants to lick it clean for her after it’s used.

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    October 26th, 2012

  6. diesel

    Sandusky is carving pumpkins for penal labor? He shoulda autograph it

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    October 27th, 2012

  7. Jen

    Peter, Peter Pumpkin Carver….

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    October 27th, 2012

  8. LisaFromEarth

    halloweener

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    October 27th, 2012

  9. Vin

    Gramma loves the cock it seems. Not sure if those are her grand kids or just some young meat she picked up at walmart

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    October 27th, 2012

  10. jesse

    Yeah, my 5 year old would probably laugh too. Lame.

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    October 27th, 2012

  11. ummm, no

    real classy lady.

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    October 27th, 2012

  12. Retina Burn

    Kentucky, Im not surprised. But then again Im surprised I havent seen one in Tennessee either.

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    October 27th, 2012

  13. allison_28560

    I find this pic very offensive – and am tired of seeing it on the front page – the first thing that assaults my eyes when i come to the website

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    October 27th, 2012

  14. jewelryjunkie

    Just hilarious

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    October 27th, 2012

  15. Dennis

    Figures they would be from Kentucky (inbreds)

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    October 28th, 2012

  16. Denny

    What else would you expect from a bunch of inbreds

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    October 28th, 2012

  17. Natalie

    That’s gross and disgusting! Grow up people of Walmart!!

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    October 28th, 2012

  18. jag

    Meet the new department manager of the adult novelty toy department only in select Wal-Mart stores.

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    October 28th, 2012

  19. geezer

    Douchebags. That shithead in the back looks like a peter puffer, probably his idea.

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    October 28th, 2012

  20. me here

    This is the team that tapped that out.

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    October 28th, 2012

  21. Jennifer

    Gross. Just gross.

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    October 28th, 2012

  22. EatsShootsAndLeaves

    That guy in the back REALLY likes that pumpkin doesn’t he?

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    October 28th, 2012

  23. adra

    ppl like this give my homestate of Ky a bad name! smh

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    October 28th, 2012

  24. adra

    sorry I posted comment on wrong pic!!! oops!

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    October 28th, 2012

  25. Carl La Fong

    I just can’t stop wondering what Grannie did with the cut out piece of that punkin

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    October 28th, 2012

  26. IUjock1974

    Classy…

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    October 29th, 2012

  27. jared

    Gamgam was a whore!

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    October 29th, 2012

  28. oral fallwell

    Was Turtleman the model ????

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    October 29th, 2012

  29. PPLWATCHER

    I think the real dork is holding the pumpkin…

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    October 29th, 2012

  30. PPLWATCHER

    There’s your Happy Halloweiners right thar! :)

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    October 29th, 2012

  31. MasterBaiter

    I can tell by the look on her face she likes it in the ass.

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    October 29th, 2012

  32. Retina Burn

    What skanks! They should be proud! It doesnt take much to be made fun of, but it takes real morons to intentionally do dumb sh*t. Thanx for the laugh!

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    October 30th, 2012

  33. Pesky

    When I see someone wearing TAPOUT, I feel sad for/disgusted by them like when I see the African children wearing shirts with the losing Super Bowl team on it.

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    October 30th, 2012

  34. Cynic

    Now she’s gonna look for someone to fit it.

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    October 30th, 2012

  35. Joey BadaBing

    MOM isn’t getting enough from her sons…

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    October 31st, 2012

  36. Kentucky Girl

    I am truly embarrassed that this is from Kentucky. Please believe me when I say that the vast majority of Kentuckians have much more class than this. Ugh.

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    November 1st, 2012

  37. bleached_hair

    The ‘threesums’ probably started when the two boys were trick or treaters. Trick or treating is child molestation that should be banned!

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    November 1st, 2012

  38. RaeRae

    Okay jus because it’s from Kentucky does not mean everyone is like that. Sterotypical much

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    November 3rd, 2012

  39. John

    I have actually punched people wearing tapout shirts , and they all cried like babies.

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    November 16th, 2012

  40. Jake

    LMAO thats Me in the back and my buddy with a lady that works at walmart where we worked. NOT OUR MOM. haha me and my 2 buddies found it on the side of the road and the buddy that took the pic carved a penis into it. that lady was helping us find a candle to put in it

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    November 28th, 2012

  41. Liz

    I don’t get it.

    Half of you have dick, the other half take dick and half of the second half take it up the ass but the moment someone makes a joke about it you get offended…

    WTF?

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    November 29th, 2012

  42. Mike D

    You know both guys ‘tried on’ that pumpkin. And YUK, the Mom is holding the giz pumpkin!

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    December 5th, 2012

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