Get Up, Stand Up



On a scale of 1 to “greatest thing I’ve ever seen” this is maxed the F out!!!

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Get Up, Stand Up, 9.2 out of 10 based on 1617 ratings

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  1. ian

    We should hold a contest to see who can balance the most stuff off her fat ass.

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    November 1st, 2012

  2. MikeKV

    When your butt is big enough to be used as a step for a small child, I think some lifestyle changes need to be made…

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    November 1st, 2012

  3. Dixie Normous

    YO! YO! Stops! U’s got my chicken yo!

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    November 1st, 2012

  4. RD

    I still don’t like making fun of someone’s size. So I’ll just go with the safe phrase here:
    Whoo…this is a WELL FED nation!

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    November 1st, 2012

  5. Laurie

    Holy stepstool batman!

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    November 1st, 2012

  6. Joey BadaBing

    Her ass is soooo big..
    It makes Shaq look like a little kid….

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    November 1st, 2012

  7. Whore Greeter

    That so amazing.

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    November 1st, 2012

  8. Becky

    “YEA MA CHECKOUT 5 IS OPEN!”

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    November 1st, 2012

  9. MrClean4000

    Her huge ass is bigger than her entire upper body. That has got to be hard to pull off. just not hard to stand on

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    November 1st, 2012

  10. Karl Wild

    Now that is some serious shelf space.

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    November 1st, 2012

  11. Apu Koothrapali

    Dayum! Sir Mix-A-Lot would be seriously sprung right now.

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    November 1st, 2012

  12. ms codpiece

    wow….i mean wow! yeah there are guys out there who must be drooling at this…but i can’t imagine thinking it is ok to have your kid stand on your butt because it is now a shelf! “step away from the cheeseburger”!

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    November 1st, 2012

  13. jag

    Wow, a rear-end like that is perfect for little kids to watch parades.

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    November 1st, 2012

  14. Watertender

    Classic Ghetto Cheeseburgers! If she was face down with a blue tarp over her it would look like a covered haystack! The downside is when she farts the Richter Scale trembles and early quake warnings go out……

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    November 1st, 2012

  15. Stormydae

    That is “ASS”mazing!!

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    November 1st, 2012

  16. MasterBaiter

    I wonder what’s the longest period of time she ever went without feeding. I bet she’s never gone three hours. Even in the middle of the night she probably gets up once or twice to have a small ice cream and a ham and bacon sandwich.

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    November 1st, 2012

  17. its a wide wally world

    Dibs…….red shirt can join in too. This may take all day.

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    November 1st, 2012

  18. Chrs

    This is perhaps the best use of an overweight body ever.

    She’s even fully dressed!

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    November 1st, 2012

  19. pct2k

    At least she’s not wearing a tent…then again, her kid could probably use those shorts as a tarp to sleep in or under!

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    November 1st, 2012

  20. Frank

    They call me shelf-ass.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  21. Retina Burn

    She could carry midgits from behind the circus tent onto the stage with that thing! The crowd would go wild!

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    November 2nd, 2012

  22. Retina Burn

    Really I bet it would be a handy thing to have around though! People waiting in line at the bank could use it to sign their paychecks when their next in line. A person could kick their foot up there to tie their shoe. She could carry in a six packs of cokes on it when her hands are full from the grocery store. The grandbabies could stand on it to watch fireworks on the 4th. Wow the uses are endless!

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    November 2nd, 2012

  23. G Spot Finder

    Should be required to wear a “Wide Load” sign.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  24. Slop Jar Magoo

    Put a pair of white coveralls on her and you could show movies on her Ass at the backyard party……

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    November 2nd, 2012

  25. Grammy 2012

    People please say no to “do you fries with that?”

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    November 2nd, 2012

  26. P

    oh but look at that waist, how much smaller would you say that was?

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    November 2nd, 2012

  27. CG

    WoW! :)

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    November 2nd, 2012

  28. BenVincent

    There are some good “Yo Momma so fat” jokes possible with this picture.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  29. Teen Laqueefah

    She’s wearing actual clothes that are the correct size and that cover everything that needs to be covered. I mean, sweet zombie Jesus, can you imagine the biscuit bottom? This kind lady has spared us that.

    And she’s playing with her kid in the checkout line, instead of yelling at him or smacking him around for doing normal kid stuff! I swear, this is the first time I’ve ever seen that. I used to live in the ghetto, and going to the store meant always meant watching black women who were abused as kids abusing their own kids in turn. :(

    So yeah, her ass is big. But I suspect her heart is bigger. Somehow, “Aww, that’s sweet!” is overriding “That kid is honest-to-god standing on his mama’s ass-shelf!” for me.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  30. Noodengr

    there was a historical era where women wore hoops to get their dresses to have this look. So if this woman could just get into a time machine she would be the envy of all around.
    But since this is 2012 she just is another example of grossly overwieght America out waddlling around.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  31. bean

    How the hell does that even happen?

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    November 2nd, 2012

  32. Ted C

    hehehehe…..Teen Laqueefah said “ass-shelf”.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  33. Al Bundy

    Her butt is multi-bulbous and multi-purpose!

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    November 2nd, 2012

  34. KITM

    I mostly curious how he got up there!

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    November 2nd, 2012

  35. heywood jablomey

    Wow, how does she get that rumpadump to the back of the bus?

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    November 2nd, 2012

  36. girlwatcher

    If I’m elected everyone will get one of these new, softer Segways.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  37. bedbug

    Christ on a cracker!!! How do you get that big???

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    November 2nd, 2012

  38. kevin

    YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  39. kristy

    best picture on the entire site

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    November 2nd, 2012

  40. XJ

    Holy crap, Baby got BACK. Not just “some back”, but an entire back-stage for the kid to stand on! 0_o

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    November 2nd, 2012

  41. Barker61

    Mooomm, the circus is in town!!!! Part of the freak show is here!!!!!!!!

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    November 2nd, 2012

  42. G Spot Finder

    Have we even considered the plumbing fixtures that have to endure such torture?

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    November 2nd, 2012

  43. rob n kel

    Ghetto Version of TITANIC!!!

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    November 2nd, 2012

  44. Count Flatula

    The one in the burgundy colored top has a nice butt. It may grow to that size, so enjoy her now.

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    November 3rd, 2012

  45. LadyDred

    If your ass can do that….you are amazing, wait till he performs the whole entire seen from Titanic!

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    November 3rd, 2012

  46. Neil

    Now I know. That is what the big butts are used for.

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    November 3rd, 2012

  47. Mar

    That is truly an epic ass! How do you even know – wow my ass sticks out so far I’m sure little junior can stand on it. My ass is so flat it won’t even keep my pants up, so I’m a little envious.

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    November 3rd, 2012

  48. batqueen

    Step on the crack break your mothers back.

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    November 4th, 2012

  49. me here

    I’d hate to be in a hurry and be behind her in an aisle and not be able to get around that ass.

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    November 4th, 2012

  50. Beerrunner

    Well her doctor did ask her to provide a stool sample.

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    November 5th, 2012

  51. Angela

    Baby’s got back……

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    November 5th, 2012

  52. EO

    Obama Supporter.

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    November 6th, 2012

  53. Hap

    That body type is what triggered the fashion craze of wearing bustles and huge bows on one’s butt, back in the late 19th Century…was considered very sexy!

    I give her cudos for finding a nice outfit in her size too; especially the tasteful walking shorts. She’s big, and having a kid stand on her rear I guess qualifies her for People Of Walmart; but otherwise she has dressed nicely.

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    November 7th, 2012

  54. kayla

    baby got back alright…to much back O_O

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    November 8th, 2012

  55. AnnieD

    That’s amazingly AWESOME!!!!

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    November 8th, 2012

  56. Justin M. Walker-Daniels

    Slap a sticker on the back and you got yourself a WIDE LOAD

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    November 9th, 2012

  57. Brian H.

    small breasted women take note, rubbing things with charmin will make them grow.

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    November 10th, 2012

  58. Jerry

    Booty Booster !

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    November 10th, 2012

  59. TESS

    Does my bum look big in this

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    November 10th, 2012

  60. slvstl

    ….and these are the kinds of people who cry and complain and file lawsuits when they’re kicked out of economy airfare plane seats! smdh…

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    November 14th, 2012

  61. Kathryn

    Now that is what you call a nice soup cooler.

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    November 19th, 2012

  62. handicap

    If she had a vibrator in her pussy we could call her the titanic and that kid would be DiCaprio.

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    November 19th, 2012

  63. Doc Savage

    My momma’s ass is a diving platform

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    November 19th, 2012

  64. doctrx

    The kid must be yelling: “I’m king of the world!!”

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    November 20th, 2012

  65. K. Naik

    Oh now that is to cute!

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    November 30th, 2012

  66. Really?

    It’s really sad when you taller sitting down then standing up.

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    December 4th, 2012

  67. AIG

    Woman: Whats wrong boy can’t see.

    Boy shakes his head.

    Woman: Just climb on momma’s ass.

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    December 11th, 2012

  68. AJ

    Unlike most of the people posting, this woman got the “lucky” genetic break of getting the gene that causes steatopygia. It causes fat to be deposited almost solely in the buttocks area. Most people are just as “fat” as she is but we have it deposited on our internal organs and throughout our bodies making us look average. So imagine if we took all of our body fat (many “skinny” people have quite a bit of it that they are unaware of) and stuck it fast to our rears–it wouldn’t be so funny then. So, my vote is that she is doing the best she can with what she’s got and seems to be a wonderful human being, definitely not a POWM.

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    December 13th, 2012

  69. WTF

    Frakking. AWESOME!

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    December 22nd, 2012

  70. StrawcapShasa

    Oh my goodness… Creativity stands!!! She is one of the greatest human beings of all time! So while you are laughing you should see if you can do the same. Sincerely true to my heart. Not everyone enjoys being called fat. GOLDEN RULE!

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    December 23rd, 2012

  71. Nova

    I respect this lady. Clearly she has enough confidence in herself to use her generous behind as a step ladder. She’s like “I have a big butt and I don’t care. It’s useful!” Sure, there are health problems associated with the fact that she’s overweight, but you know what, at least she’s not all up in arms about it. She’s PROUD of her body, or at least proud enough to not care that she’s pointing out how big her butt is by letting her kid stand on it. Not to mention, she’s *letting her kid stand on her ass so he can see.* It definitely beats beating her kid around.

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    January 22nd, 2013

  72. C. MARIE

    IF SHE SHOWS HIM HOW TO DO A FLIP OFF THAT THING, I SAY SHE SHOULD JOIN THE CIRCUS.

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    February 4th, 2013

  73. Hinky Wilcher

    This is using your “ass”etts to their best advantage!

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    February 23rd, 2013

  74. Hinky Wilcher

    This is considered using your “ass”etts to their best advantage…z

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    February 23rd, 2013

  75. Real Name

    “damn, b****, you got a stupid fat @$5!”

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    April 5th, 2013

  76. jess

    Lmfao omg thats crazy

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    April 9th, 2013

  77. Denise

    LOL its a shelf ! Wonder if she ever forgets anything back there.

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    August 5th, 2013

  78. OMG4REAL?

    Hey…if she got it, might as well use it!!

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