On a scale of 1 to “greatest thing I’ve ever seen” this is maxed the F out!!!
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We should hold a contest to see who can balance the most stuff off her fat ass.
November 1st, 2012
When your butt is big enough to be used as a step for a small child, I think some lifestyle changes need to be made…
YO! YO! Stops! U’s got my chicken yo!
I still don’t like making fun of someone’s size. So I’ll just go with the safe phrase here:
Whoo…this is a WELL FED nation!
Holy stepstool batman!
Her ass is soooo big..
It makes Shaq look like a little kid….
That so amazing.
“YEA MA CHECKOUT 5 IS OPEN!”
Her huge ass is bigger than her entire upper body. That has got to be hard to pull off. just not hard to stand on
Now that is some serious shelf space.
Dayum! Sir Mix-A-Lot would be seriously sprung right now.
wow….i mean wow! yeah there are guys out there who must be drooling at this…but i can’t imagine thinking it is ok to have your kid stand on your butt because it is now a shelf! “step away from the cheeseburger”!
Wow, a rear-end like that is perfect for little kids to watch parades.
Classic Ghetto Cheeseburgers! If she was face down with a blue tarp over her it would look like a covered haystack! The downside is when she farts the Richter Scale trembles and early quake warnings go out……
That is “ASS”mazing!!
I wonder what’s the longest period of time she ever went without feeding. I bet she’s never gone three hours. Even in the middle of the night she probably gets up once or twice to have a small ice cream and a ham and bacon sandwich.
its a wide wally world
Dibs…….red shirt can join in too. This may take all day.
This is perhaps the best use of an overweight body ever.
She’s even fully dressed!
At least she’s not wearing a tent…then again, her kid could probably use those shorts as a tarp to sleep in or under!
They call me shelf-ass.
November 2nd, 2012
She could carry midgits from behind the circus tent onto the stage with that thing! The crowd would go wild!
Really I bet it would be a handy thing to have around though! People waiting in line at the bank could use it to sign their paychecks when their next in line. A person could kick their foot up there to tie their shoe. She could carry in a six packs of cokes on it when her hands are full from the grocery store. The grandbabies could stand on it to watch fireworks on the 4th. Wow the uses are endless!
G Spot Finder
Should be required to wear a “Wide Load” sign.
Slop Jar Magoo
Put a pair of white coveralls on her and you could show movies on her Ass at the backyard party……
People please say no to “do you fries with that?”
oh but look at that waist, how much smaller would you say that was?
There are some good “Yo Momma so fat” jokes possible with this picture.
She’s wearing actual clothes that are the correct size and that cover everything that needs to be covered. I mean, sweet zombie Jesus, can you imagine the biscuit bottom? This kind lady has spared us that.
And she’s playing with her kid in the checkout line, instead of yelling at him or smacking him around for doing normal kid stuff! I swear, this is the first time I’ve ever seen that. I used to live in the ghetto, and going to the store meant always meant watching black women who were abused as kids abusing their own kids in turn.
So yeah, her ass is big. But I suspect her heart is bigger. Somehow, “Aww, that’s sweet!” is overriding “That kid is honest-to-god standing on his mama’s ass-shelf!” for me.
there was a historical era where women wore hoops to get their dresses to have this look. So if this woman could just get into a time machine she would be the envy of all around.
But since this is 2012 she just is another example of grossly overwieght America out waddlling around.
How the hell does that even happen?
hehehehe…..Teen Laqueefah said “ass-shelf”.
Her butt is multi-bulbous and multi-purpose!
I mostly curious how he got up there!
Wow, how does she get that rumpadump to the back of the bus?
If I’m elected everyone will get one of these new, softer Segways.
Christ on a cracker!!! How do you get that big???
YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK.
best picture on the entire site
Holy crap, Baby got BACK. Not just “some back”, but an entire back-stage for the kid to stand on! 0_o
Mooomm, the circus is in town!!!! Part of the freak show is here!!!!!!!!
Have we even considered the plumbing fixtures that have to endure such torture?
rob n kel
Ghetto Version of TITANIC!!!
The one in the burgundy colored top has a nice butt. It may grow to that size, so enjoy her now.
November 3rd, 2012
If your ass can do that….you are amazing, wait till he performs the whole entire seen from Titanic!
Now I know. That is what the big butts are used for.
That is truly an epic ass! How do you even know – wow my ass sticks out so far I’m sure little junior can stand on it. My ass is so flat it won’t even keep my pants up, so I’m a little envious.
Step on the crack break your mothers back.
November 4th, 2012
I’d hate to be in a hurry and be behind her in an aisle and not be able to get around that ass.
Well her doctor did ask her to provide a stool sample.
November 5th, 2012
Baby’s got back……
November 6th, 2012
That body type is what triggered the fashion craze of wearing bustles and huge bows on one’s butt, back in the late 19th Century…was considered very sexy!
I give her cudos for finding a nice outfit in her size too; especially the tasteful walking shorts. She’s big, and having a kid stand on her rear I guess qualifies her for People Of Walmart; but otherwise she has dressed nicely.
November 7th, 2012
baby got back alright…to much back O_O
November 8th, 2012
That’s amazingly AWESOME!!!!
Justin M. Walker-Daniels
Slap a sticker on the back and you got yourself a WIDE LOAD
November 9th, 2012
small breasted women take note, rubbing things with charmin will make them grow.
November 10th, 2012
Booty Booster !
Does my bum look big in this
….and these are the kinds of people who cry and complain and file lawsuits when they’re kicked out of economy airfare plane seats! smdh…
November 14th, 2012
Now that is what you call a nice soup cooler.
November 19th, 2012
If she had a vibrator in her pussy we could call her the titanic and that kid would be DiCaprio.
My momma’s ass is a diving platform
The kid must be yelling: “I’m king of the world!!”
November 20th, 2012
Oh now that is to cute!
November 30th, 2012
It’s really sad when you taller sitting down then standing up.
December 4th, 2012
Woman: Whats wrong boy can’t see.
Boy shakes his head.
Woman: Just climb on momma’s ass.
December 11th, 2012
Unlike most of the people posting, this woman got the “lucky” genetic break of getting the gene that causes steatopygia. It causes fat to be deposited almost solely in the buttocks area. Most people are just as “fat” as she is but we have it deposited on our internal organs and throughout our bodies making us look average. So imagine if we took all of our body fat (many “skinny” people have quite a bit of it that they are unaware of) and stuck it fast to our rears–it wouldn’t be so funny then. So, my vote is that she is doing the best she can with what she’s got and seems to be a wonderful human being, definitely not a POWM.
December 13th, 2012
December 22nd, 2012
Oh my goodness… Creativity stands!!! She is one of the greatest human beings of all time! So while you are laughing you should see if you can do the same. Sincerely true to my heart. Not everyone enjoys being called fat. GOLDEN RULE!
December 23rd, 2012
I respect this lady. Clearly she has enough confidence in herself to use her generous behind as a step ladder. She’s like “I have a big butt and I don’t care. It’s useful!” Sure, there are health problems associated with the fact that she’s overweight, but you know what, at least she’s not all up in arms about it. She’s PROUD of her body, or at least proud enough to not care that she’s pointing out how big her butt is by letting her kid stand on it. Not to mention, she’s *letting her kid stand on her ass so he can see.* It definitely beats beating her kid around.
January 22nd, 2013
IF SHE SHOWS HIM HOW TO DO A FLIP OFF THAT THING, I SAY SHE SHOULD JOIN THE CIRCUS.
February 4th, 2013
This is using your “ass”etts to their best advantage!
February 23rd, 2013
This is considered using your “ass”etts to their best advantage…z
“damn, b****, you got a stupid fat @$5!”
April 5th, 2013
Lmfao omg thats crazy
April 9th, 2013
LOL its a shelf ! Wonder if she ever forgets anything back there.
August 5th, 2013
Hey…if she got it, might as well use it!!
January 6th, 2014