November 1st, 2012
All Smiles
Turns out if none of it matches then it all matches right? Ehh, who cares, the real story here is Lucas sold Star Wars for like a gajillion dollars and there will be nothing but animated Jar Jars now. How hard is that to swallow fanboys?
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All Smiles,





15 Comments, Comment or Ping
At least he’s covered up.
November 1st, 2012
Is it so hard to put on a pair of pants? Sheesh!
November 1st, 2012
Lucas is a homo. I would rather sit on my balls then slam my penis in a sliding glass door every day for the rest of my life than watch anything by lucas. Wow. What a homo.
Star track sucks too, but at least it’s based on scientific fact…as opposed to homo lucas and his explosions in outer space…through what medium? a bunch of virgins?
November 1st, 2012
Yeah – THAT blows!! About as much as this guys outfit! Stars Wars is gonna suck now!
November 2nd, 2012
Did he get dressed in the dark? And why, why, why, do men insist on wearing their underwear on the outside? It goes *under*, not over. Is this hard to grasp?
November 2nd, 2012
Dear Doc,
Mr Lucas was married to Marcia Griffin from 1961 to 1985, and has three children. Is that how “homos” generally behave? Please check your vitriol – and your facts.
Thank you.
November 2nd, 2012
Ok, it’s Star Trek, not track. If you’re going to put it down, at least get the spelling right. Star Wars has sucked pretty much since 1983 and since Disney is behind The Avengers and most of the latest Marvel comics movies, I think they will do OK with Star Wars, can’t do any worse anyway. Oh, Elton John was married to a woman and has children too, just saying.
November 2nd, 2012
Doc,
Star track sucks too, I might agree. I just don’t know what Star track is.
November 2nd, 2012
based on scientific fact?? What you smoking DOC? Got any left?
November 2nd, 2012
It cracks me up that everyone says Star Wars is gonna suck now because Disney bought Lucasfilm. Hey, guess what? Star Wars already sucked before Disney got hold of it. Yeah, didn’t any of you people see those horrible prequels? Did you people see Jar Jar Binks? Lucas was already messing up the franchise. I think Disney will do better with it than Lucas could do with his own stuff (besides the original trilogy, Disney can’t touch those). Disney has done wonders for the Marvel films. so let’s see if they turn out cool or not.
November 2nd, 2012
Aren’t you supposed to wear your Joe Boxers on the inside of your pants?
November 2nd, 2012
So what if the colors don’t match – he/she has clothes on so we don’t have to see any private body parts/tats/piercings, etc. PLUS the wearer doesn’t look like 100 lbs of fat in a 50 lb bag! Be glad! Be velly, velly glad!!!!!!!
November 2nd, 2012
Lady Anne:
My uncle was married, twice. He had two kids. He is gay. Oh, yeah, just because lucas was married doesn’t mean he’s not gay. He just wouldn’t admit it.
November 3rd, 2012
Girlwatcher:
I am smoking afghani kush…oh yeah…gotta love michigan’s medical marijuana laws…
but lucas was a flaming homo long before i got my card…or even before i was born…
November 3rd, 2012
Don’t you guys remember the 80′s. This would have been stylin!
November 5th, 2012
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