Looking like a fool with my pants on the grounf

They see me rollin’ They Hatin’

tub,tub,tub,i got my tubbaround!!!!!

so that’s where my Q-tip ended up…wow

I can get by just wearing my underwear to Walmart.

She must have come to WalMart straight from ballet class.

If Elmira Gulch were chasing Toto today

I’m Sexy and I Know It.

All you Single…..” REDNECKS “…..LOL

“I wonder where they keep the Candy Corn Oreos…”

She tasks me! That whale, she tasks me!

Leotarded…

If any bitch gets in my way I’m gonna run her down dammit!

I got passion in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it.

“They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty”

White and fluffy on the outside…creamy goodness on the inside.

…. They see me rollin’… they hatin’!!

hmmm, I seem to have forgotten something, now what was it???

Supergirl has really let her self go.

If we could only see what’s written on her but? Sexy i bet. lol

It took all my effort to get his leotard on, wasn’t even go for the yoga pants.

This scooter will blow your pants off!! (lame I know)

this takes granny panties to a whole new level!

where are the Yoga mats

Only she can pull off wearing white after Labor Day.
I didn’t know they made onesies that size.

“Writers in Hollywood have finished a script for Flash Dance 2, Automatic Synchronicity. The film centers once again on Alex Owens, only 30 years later. It’s a gripping drama about the trials and tribulations of a dancer injured by pride looking to dance one last dance….from her mobility scooter.”

I hope they have some pants my size on clearance, might grab a new bikini while I am at it! What out skinny chicks, granny will roll over you!

“Now, I know I left them somewhere. Let me find an associate to help me. I need to find my …… wait … what was it…. my purse or my pants??”

“I’m sexy and I know it…….now where are those Twinkies?”

“The Scooting Dead”

“Ridin Dirty “

Excuse me, in what aisle can I find the Nair?

Ok Hmmm Let Me See Which Line is Open Im feeling quite a draft ..Not my fault I pooped my pants and had to leave them in the parking lot…
Wish they would hurry up

She must have got rear ended, the air bags deployed. Who is going to step up and take responsibility for rear ending this fine thin woman inside that airbag suit?!

It’s the Stay-Puff Marshmellow Man’s Mom!!!

Am I in time for the judging?

I’m sexy and I know it!

FASTER PUSSYCAT, KILL! KILL!

“I was just on my way home from “Tap Class” and decided to stop by Walmart to pick up a few things…”

I’m wearing white so I that other carts can see me. I was almost run over the last time!

Soda, Check
candy, check
frozen pizza, check
pants. shit got to wheel back and get some.

30 years later, Olivia still sings, “Oh, let’s get physical, physical, I wanna get physical, let’s get into physical.”

Two words: Ice Princess

Pants on the ground!
Pants on the ground!
Why you ridin’ round,
With yo’ pant’s on the ground!

Granny de-pant-ies

(old granny voice) Hmm, I wonder where they moved those pads too!?!

Noone will know i have stolen merchandise on me

I guess that “Black Swan” audition didnt go to well

Pass the ketchup please!!!

“Does this scooter make me look fat??”

Please dont poke me in the belly. It makes me laugh.

Sweating to the oldies 2012, the senior group

Is this where I sign up for Walmart Zumba class ?

So that’s why ghostbusters 3 isn’t getting made, Staypuft can’t walk anymore. It all makes sense….

Scrambled Eggs, to go!

After she didn’t get the lead role in The Nutcracker she gave up her dreams of a life in ballet. But, you can’t let a good leotard go to waste.

Rollin’ Dough

“I used to be a dancer!”

Look, Michelin mom is out for a ride.

Best stay puff marshmellow woman costume ever!!!

Fat is where it’s at, lazy bones . . .from the song, you aint lean until you ride mean. LOL

“gabby had to replace me for the Olympics cuz i fell off the parallel bars now im confined to the walmart scooter and wear the leotard to remember how close I was to be in the 2012 olympics”

Does this scooter make my ass look big?

Whether or not she leaves tracks with that scooter? Depends…

They said I was crazy and bet me I couldn’t fit into my junior high school sweater. I told the ladies at the “HOME” that if I won the bet they had to let me go to Walmart and buy some new booty shorts. “FITS LIKE A GLOVE STAND ASIDE PLAYAS!!!”

“Has anyone seen my boyfriend…….The Michelin Man?”

Damn! How can Walmart be out of Diet Coke?!

It’s the Michelin mom testing those Michelin Minis

Glad Wal-Mart has these scooters, these shorts make my ass look fat.

My jiggly parts bring all the boys to the cart, and they’re like, it’s better than yours. I could teach you but i’d have to charge…

Shirt… CHECK… Shoes.. CHECK..Service Me!

She’ll have Fun Fun Fun
until her Daddy takes the T Bird Away !!!!

George Wendt on Casual Friday

Mary Lou Retton … the later years.

All the single ladies… Beyonce ain’t got nuttin on me, biznitches!

The Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man’s mom as seen in WalMart…..

At least you can’t see her bottom biscuits!

“Now where on earth do they keep the yoga mats? I am going to be late for my bikram yoga class!”

They finally put Humpty Dumpty back together again, but the legs don’t work too well.

All of you are just mad cause she was Sir Mix-A-Lot’s dancer and she just wants to relive those times. You know he likes big butts and he cannot lie cause baby got back

Mature Diva with a whole lot of class if you know what I mean.

When Wal-Mart has a White Sale . . .

Well im hot blooded, check it and see!

That’s Mrs. Santa Claus to you.

Traffic is always terrible this time of day.

“OK, have to pick up Depends, but I have to make sure they are the overnight version. I don’t want another mistake like last night. I am surprised they took back the pants. Oh, that reminds me, get pants too.”

“Mustang Sally” 2012, wow how you’ve changed!