Caption Contest For A Calendar!



You know what you guys haven’t done in awhile? Made me laugh. This is a completely one-sided relationship that we have where we make you laugh and you never return the favor. Amuse me people. It’s caption contest time!!!! Winner gets to lick that scooter seat and you know what, how about a copy of our new PeopleOfWalmart 365 day calendar. That sounds good, I’ll have that.

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Caption Contest For A Calendar!, 7.1 out of 10 based on 367 ratings

321 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Elizabeth

    Looking like a fool with my pants on the grounf

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    November 1st, 2012

  2. Molly Whitt

    Hoverounding to put a ring on it!

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    November 1st, 2012

  3. Jonathan Shaw

    They see me rollin’ They Hatin’

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    Rating: +25 (from 39 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  4. S.Green

    “Short hair, don’t care”

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    November 1st, 2012

  5. joe tet

    tub,tub,tub,i got my tubbaround!!!!!

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    Rating: +3 (from 19 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  6. Graham Stewart

    Honey Boo Boo 2026

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    Rating: +83 (from 93 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  7. carrie dirks

    so that’s where my Q-tip ended up…wow

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    November 1st, 2012

  8. Jason

    Ridin’ flirty!

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    November 1st, 2012

  9. Tami Lambros

    I can get by just wearing my underwear to Walmart.

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    November 1st, 2012

  10. Roger Mogg

    Stylin’ and profilin’…

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    November 1st, 2012

  11. Darren

    She must have come to WalMart straight from ballet class.

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    November 1st, 2012

  12. WhaWhat

    Dey see me rolling and dey hatin’ cause they know I am Ridin’ Gertie… My name is Riding Gertie, At the Wally world Ridin’Gertie. I sholl is ridin’

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    November 1st, 2012

  13. Dana Vingin

    If Elmira Gulch were chasing Toto today

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    November 1st, 2012

  14. anon

    Mrs. StayPuft

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    Rating: +12 (from 22 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  15. Carol Coolbeth

    I’m Sexy and I Know It.

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    Rating: -3 (from 19 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  16. Matt Savage

    Please stop riding me! Ride the horses in front instead….HELP!

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    November 1st, 2012

  17. Theresa

    All you Single…..” REDNECKS “…..LOL

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    November 1st, 2012

  18. MikeKeating

    Mrs Jabba The Hutt

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    November 1st, 2012

  19. Daniel

    “I wonder where they keep the Candy Corn Oreos…”

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    November 1st, 2012

  20. Blake Ozz

    ‘I sure hope WalMart has my size of ballet slippers’

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    November 1st, 2012

  21. Dustin

    She tasks me! That whale, she tasks me!

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    November 1st, 2012

  22. Linda Fletcher

    Look! The giant marshmellow off of ghostbusters has returned!

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    November 1st, 2012

  23. AAA

    Leotarded…

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    Rating: +20 (from 34 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  24. roadchick

    The Ghostbusters didn’t kill the Stay-Puft marshmallow man after all.

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    November 1st, 2012

  25. Wendy Edgeller

    If any bitch gets in my way I’m gonna run her down dammit!

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    November 1st, 2012

  26. Thomas

    “I forgot my pants, thank goodness this scooter hides my derrière.”

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    November 1st, 2012

  27. Nicole

    I got passion in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it.

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    November 1st, 2012

  28. Arykah

    at least she remembered her underwear….or maybe shes wearing short shorts? either way..im sure she feels a draft…

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  29. XM

    “They see me rollin
    They hatin
    Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty”

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    November 1st, 2012

  30. Chas

    “Your belly covers your twat”?

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    November 1st, 2012

  31. Wayne Thompson

    White and fluffy on the outside…creamy goodness on the inside.

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    November 1st, 2012

  32. Al MacKenzie

    Came you tell me where the tire department is? I’m looking for a Michelin man…

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    November 1st, 2012

  33. Michelle

    …. They see me rollin’… they hatin’!!

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  34. Terrie

    No snapbacks and tattoos for her….long sleeves and under-roos works much better :)

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  35. joyce

    hmmm, I seem to have forgotten something, now what was it???

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  36. Carlos

    You ever leave your home feeling you forgot something?

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    November 1st, 2012

  37. Brian Schostag

    Supergirl has really let her self go.

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    November 1st, 2012

  38. Paul

    someone found the abominable snowball.

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    November 1st, 2012

  39. Dan Vogan

    If we could only see what’s written on her but? Sexy i bet. lol

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  40. kim

    “Pardon me, but do you have any Greypoupon?”

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    November 1st, 2012

  41. Zack Thomas

    It took all my effort to get his leotard on, wasn’t even go for the yoga pants.

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  42. Richard French

    I’ve seen people shopping at wal-mart in their pajamas before, but this is taking comfortable a bit too far

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    November 1st, 2012

  43. Matt Morgan

    This scooter will blow your pants off!! (lame I know)

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    November 1st, 2012

  44. Patrick

    ‘And the final scores for the American are 265, 280, a 277, and the Russian Judge gives a 292!’

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  45. aaron

    this takes granny panties to a whole new level!

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    November 1st, 2012

  46. brittany Lallo

    These new booty shorts really do make my legs look fantastic!

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    November 1st, 2012

  47. Tim p

    where are the Yoga mats

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    November 1st, 2012

  48. C.Anderson

    Tighty whiteys,Forgot pants!!!!!!

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    November 1st, 2012

  49. Chris McVey

    Only she can pull off wearing white after Labor Day.
    I didn’t know they made onesies that size.

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    November 1st, 2012

  50. C.Anderson

    Tighty whities, Forgot pants!!¡!!!!!

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  51. Jennifer Dye

    “Writers in Hollywood have finished a script for Flash Dance 2, Automatic Synchronicity. The film centers once again on Alex Owens, only 30 years later. It’s a gripping drama about the trials and tribulations of a dancer injured by pride looking to dance one last dance….from her mobility scooter.”

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    November 1st, 2012

  52. Michele Keller

    Attention WalMart associates: clean up in the Rascal parking area, bring the vat of industrial strength disinfectant.

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  53. Caroline M Columbus

    I hope they have some pants my size on clearance, might grab a new bikini while I am at it! What out skinny chicks, granny will roll over you!

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  54. melissa

    The 14th annual Powerchair School of Dance’s performance of the “Swan Lake” was riveting….. it brought tears to my eyes…..
    (of laughter…. tears of laughter)

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  55. Colleen

    “Now, I know I left them somewhere. Let me find an associate to help me. I need to find my …… wait … what was it…. my purse or my pants??”

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  56. nate johnson

    She was 18 when she got in line

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    November 1st, 2012

  57. Goofy59

    “I’m sexy and I know it…….now where are those Twinkies?”

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    November 1st, 2012

  58. April Peterson

    Large Marge, the post-Pee Wee years

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  59. Allison

    “The Scooting Dead”

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  60. Lauren C.

    Lady GaGa in year 2030

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    Rating: +4 (from 10 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  61. charlie raef

    “Ridin Dirty “

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  62. Tim Grassi

    …And here we see the Great White Grandmother Shark in her natural habitat… slowly crusing the oceans of low priced items until she finally finds her prey.

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    November 1st, 2012

  63. WT Abernathy

    Excuse me, in what aisle can I find the Nair?

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  64. Meagan

    Those M&M’s are thinking “Don’t move and she won’t see us!”

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  65. danielle green

    Ok Hmmm Let Me See Which Line is Open Im feeling quite a draft ..Not my fault I pooped my pants and had to leave them in the parking lot…
    Wish they would hurry up

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  66. Jon Giddings

    If ya like it then you shoulda put a wig on it

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  67. Dan

    She must have got rear ended, the air bags deployed. Who is going to step up and take responsibility for rear ending this fine thin woman inside that airbag suit?!

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  68. Carol Duckwall

    Wow…Nancy Kerrigan has really let herself go.

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    November 1st, 2012

  69. Larry Lloyd

    It’s the Stay-Puff Marshmellow Man’s Mom!!!

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  70. pam schoenmann

    slacks not snacks

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  71. Janet Spada

    Am I in time for the judging?

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  72. Summerstar

    Who needs pants with an ass like this?

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  73. Jeff Fry

    I’m sexy and I know it!

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    November 1st, 2012

  74. Ken Morrison

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a cart,
    At Humpty Dumpty’s favorite Walmart.
    All the kings horses and all the kings men,
    Wouldn’t be caught dead touching that cart again.

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  75. Phil

    FASTER PUSSYCAT, KILL! KILL!

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  76. Charles Dunn

    I’m looking for my son, Mr. Stay Puft. — BEEP BEEP!!!

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  77. Mike

    “I was just on my way home from “Tap Class” and decided to stop by Walmart to pick up a few things…”

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  78. Jennifer Hopkins

    Kerry Strug ventures from Olympic Gymnast to Eating Contest Champion!

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  79. Cindy

    I’m wearing white so I that other carts can see me. I was almost run over the last time!

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  80. chris

    Cleanup on isle #2!!!

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  81. jim c

    Soda, Check
    candy, check
    frozen pizza, check
    pants. shit got to wheel back and get some.

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  82. Guess who

    I didn’t know the Michelin man and Mrs. Doubtfire had a daughter.

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  83. TH

    30 years later, Olivia still sings, “Oh, let’s get physical, physical, I wanna get physical, let’s get into physical.”

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  84. janice

    I told Snow White not to stop taking those diet pills

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  85. Scott

    Two words: Ice Princess

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  86. Cybr

    The “Miss HoverRound” lingere calendar.

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    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +6 (from 8 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  87. Cybr

    Pants on the ground!
    Pants on the ground!
    Why you ridin’ round,
    With yo’ pant’s on the ground!

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  88. Mindy Brown

    Swan Princess 30 years later

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  89. april

    Granny de-pant-ies

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.4/5 (5 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +1 (from 5 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  90. Jessica

    Haters gonna hate.

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    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  91. kenneth

    (old granny voice) Hmm, I wonder where they moved those pads too!?!

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  92. bumbles

    what? she just came out of ballet class!! nothing wrong with that :)

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 2.6/5 (5 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  93. beth

    Noone will know i have stolen merchandise on me

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 2.3/5 (3 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -2 (from 4 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  94. Karl Wild

    I don’t understand, why my legs are so cold. They weren’t cold when I went into the fitting rooms to try on those new jeans, that are made for the plus-plus sizes.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.0/5 (4 votes cast)
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    Rating: -2 (from 4 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  95. Eva S.

    I guess that “Black Swan” audition didnt go to well

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 2.5/5 (4 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -4 (from 4 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  96. scott seipp

    Excuse me where are the largest pants you have?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -3 (from 5 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  97. Steve Luktisch

    Pass the ketchup please!!!

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -2 (from 4 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  98. Mandy Champion

    They see me rollin’, they hatin’, patrollin’, they tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirtyyyyy!

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -2 (from 4 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  99. ms codpiece

    “Does this scooter make me look fat??”

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.4/5 (5 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 6 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  100. Fay Shell

    Well, I guess I better get back in the,biscuit can.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.5/5 (4 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 6 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  101. Fay Shell

    Please dont poke me in the belly. It makes me laugh.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.2/5 (5 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -1 (from 5 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  102. MB

    Nadia Commenci eat your heart out, I wear tights better than you!

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  103. JOy

    Sweating to the oldies 2012, the senior group

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 2.5/5 (4 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  104. Nancy Massie

    Rollin, Rollin, Rollin, keep them doggies rollin

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  105. Harold

    Is this where I sign up for Walmart Zumba class ?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
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    Rating: 0 (from 4 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  106. joe b

    this granny didn’t get ran over by a reindeer. she ran him, and his buddies over.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.4/5 (5 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 4 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  107. Patrick C

    So that’s why ghostbusters 3 isn’t getting made, Staypuft can’t walk anymore. It all makes sense….

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    Rating: 2.8/5 (4 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  108. tammy rhodes

    I’m a big kid now…Riding my scooter…Only problem, they don’t have big girl pull ups here. Must be all gone..

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 1st, 2012

  109. Mike

    Scrambled Eggs, to go!

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    Rating: 3.5/5 (4 votes cast)
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    Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  110. tammy rhodes

    I am trying to get a sun burn from all the rednecks in this place..

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  111. Aaron Lee

    After she didn’t get the lead role in The Nutcracker she gave up her dreams of a life in ballet. But, you can’t let a good leotard go to waste.

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  112. joycepulis

    She’s sexy and the only one to know it

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)

    November 1st, 2012

  113. John McDonald

    Rollin’ Dough

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 1st, 2012

  114. Billy

    All. my. friends. know the low rider!

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    Rating: +1 (from 3 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  115. Jen

    “I used to be a dancer!”

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  116. Douglas

    Scoot around muffin top…muffin top Tennisee.

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    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
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    Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  117. Dean Cross

    Look, Michelin mom is out for a ride.

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  118. Jules

    I can go without pants and no one will mess with me! I’m a tough old bird! Look out shoppers, here I come!

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    Rating: 2.3/5 (3 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 1st, 2012

  119. Roberta Hatcher

    Best stay puff marshmellow woman costume ever!!!

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 1st, 2012

  120. Princess J

    “ADD affects Everyone” poster granny.

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (3 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  121. Wendy

    Fat is where it’s at, lazy bones . . .from the song, you aint lean until you ride mean. LOL

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  122. sphornet

    Excuse me, is the Anal Bleach this way?

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  123. SARAH

    “gabby had to replace me for the Olympics cuz i fell off the parallel bars now im confined to the walmart scooter and wear the leotard to remember how close I was to be in the 2012 olympics”

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    Rating: 2.3/5 (3 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  124. Bob Jones

    She’s warm in winter, shady in summer!!

    This is an actual Texas saying.

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    Rating: 2.3/5 (3 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  125. Barb

    Does this scooter make my ass look big?

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 1st, 2012

  126. Christine

    haters are my motivaters..:)

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (3 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  127. Ted E

    Whether or not she leaves tracks with that scooter? Depends…

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    Rating: 2.3/5 (3 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  128. BrandiBlue

    “BREAKING NEWS: Retired ‘Victoria’s Secret’ model escapes retirement facility to seek new lingerie modelling career with Wal-Mart”

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (5 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +2 (from 6 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  129. Melissa Reynolds

    They said I was crazy and bet me I couldn’t fit into my junior high school sweater. I told the ladies at the “HOME” that if I won the bet they had to let me go to Walmart and buy some new booty shorts. “FITS LIKE A GLOVE STAND ASIDE PLAYAS!!!”

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    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
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    Rating: +1 (from 3 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  130. Catherine Hoffmann

    ” I don’t care how long it takes, I’m bringing sexy back !!! “

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    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 1st, 2012

  131. Kara

    “Has anyone seen my boyfriend…….The Michelin Man?”

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 1st, 2012

  132. Ted C

    Call me Ishmael….

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    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +4 (from 6 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  133. Carol

    Damn! How can Walmart be out of Diet Coke?!

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  134. shadybuckeye

    The other m&m’s are speechless as the elusive giant white m&m rolls by.

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    Rating: 3.8/5 (4 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  135. Just Someone

    It’s the Michelin mom testing those Michelin Minis

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  136. NC Viewer

    Perfect picture for April….

    Instead of an Easter Egg Display…. They got Aunt Esther Egg… Displayed!!!!

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (3 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  137. Ray

    Glad Wal-Mart has these scooters, these shorts make my ass look fat.

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 1st, 2012

  138. Denis Dimick

    Oh, Look, I told you everyone was a precious snowflake.

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (3 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  139. Elizabeth Sisney

    My jiggly parts bring all the boys to the cart, and they’re like, it’s better than yours. I could teach you but i’d have to charge…

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  140. jason

    snow white ate the seven dwarfs!

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    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 1st, 2012

  141. Karen

    Shirt… CHECK… Shoes.. CHECK..Service Me!

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    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
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    Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  142. Jade

    I work out! Yoga class is really paying off, I’m looking good.

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 1st, 2012

  143. Joey BadaBing

    She’ll have Fun Fun Fun
    until her Daddy takes the T Bird Away !!!!

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    Rating: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  144. stan the man

    Snow Wide on her carriage.

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    Rating: 3.3/5 (4 votes cast)
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    Rating: +2 (from 4 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  145. Matt

    George Wendt on Casual Friday

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    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  146. Kim

    “What? The sign said “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service.”
    I have on a shirt and shoes…

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  147. Matt

    Mary Lou Retton … the later years.

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    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  148. dustin demars

    that onsie needs a tutu but with her size its probably gonna need to be a three three

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    Rating: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +2 (from 4 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  149. Laura

    All the single ladies… Beyonce ain’t got nuttin on me, biznitches!

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  150. Oneijack

    Moby Dick goes shopping

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  151. D.B.

    The Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man’s mom as seen in WalMart…..

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  152. TeeJay

    Chair aerobics finally goes high tech!

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  153. Amanda

    At least you can’t see her bottom biscuits!

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  154. Todd

    It’s my hot body whatever, I do what I want!!

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  155. Shervivor

    “Now where on earth do they keep the yoga mats? I am going to be late for my bikram yoga class!”

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    Rating: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  156. RD

    I still couldn’t bring myself to make FUN of someone’s size. Too many of my beloved friends are big folks.

    But what I DO know is, they wouldn’t leave the house looking this ridiculous. In fact, they dress VERY well, so size ain’t the problem.
    I know a stupid outfit when I see one, and when you leave the house looking like that, you deserve whatever ridicule you got coming for it.

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    November 1st, 2012

  157. NCCowboy

    They finally put Humpty Dumpty back together again, but the legs don’t work too well.

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  158. Emac

    Michelle Duggars expecting child 52 and 53

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 1st, 2012

  159. Vince

    All of you are just mad cause she was Sir Mix-A-Lot’s dancer and she just wants to relive those times. You know he likes big butts and he cannot lie cause baby got back

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    November 1st, 2012

  160. Sasha

    “Pants?! I thought the sign said you had to wear a shirt, it didn’t say anything about wearing pants.”

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  161. CG

    Mature Diva with a whole lot of class if you know what I mean.

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  162. Mee

    Hey dont hate. I worked hard on these thighs!

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  163. Rock

    When Wal-Mart has a White Sale . . .

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    Rating: 4.0/5 (4 votes cast)
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    Rating: +2 (from 4 votes)

    November 1st, 2012

  164. txGreg

    Captain Ahab – your quarry has been spotted near the checkout lines. Proceed with caution as the beast could still be very dangerous.

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    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  165. kim albin

    Well im hot blooded, check it and see!

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    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  166. Elliot

    I was wondering what happened to those Fruit of the Loom characters. Apparently, they have been eaten.

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  167. Debbie Jo

    That’s Mrs. Santa Claus to you.

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  168. Chris McVey

    Staypufts Momma

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 1st, 2012

  169. Lee M

    Traffic is always terrible this time of day.

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  170. Ken

    making a bee line to the depends isle

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 1st, 2012

  171. Patti White

    “OK, have to pick up Depends, but I have to make sure they are the overnight version. I don’t want another mistake like last night. I am surprised they took back the pants. Oh, that reminds me, get pants too.”

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    November 1st, 2012

  172. Karen Dusang

    The lost pinup… Betty Paige aint got nuthin on these wheels!

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    November 1st, 2012

  173. Susan Dyer

    “Mustang Sally” 2012, wow how you’ve changed!

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    November 1st, 2012

  174. renee locicero

    “Earl we need a clean up in aisle 9 …”

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    November 1st, 2012

  175. astin min

    does this leotard make my gut look big?

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    November 1st, 2012

  176. Sandra Wieczorkowski

    They have everything at Walmart, Where’s the pole dancing class located?

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    November 1st, 2012

  177. Terrie Welborn

    I really feel like I forgot something this morning!

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    November 1st, 2012

  178. Patti

    What isle are the yoga mats down???

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    November 1st, 2012

  179. Joey BadaBing

    Where is the plus size cart Isle ?

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    November 1st, 2012

  180. Smogzilla

    Call me Ishmael. Some years ago–never mind how long precisely–having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would roll about a little and see the Walmarty part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off–then, I account it high time to get to Walmart as soon as I can.

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    November 1st, 2012

  181. Ben

    M&M’s are saying “Oh Shit that lady ate red, and she still looks hungry quick give her a diet coke!”

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    November 1st, 2012

  182. Ben

    Ben’s are saying, “That fat bitch ate red, hurry up give her a diet coke.”

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    November 1st, 2012

  183. Ben

    M&M’s say: She ate red, and she still looks hungery hurry up give her a diet coke!

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    November 1st, 2012

  184. lostinark

    hubba hubba chubba, great white blubba

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    November 1st, 2012

  185. Sandra Martel

    I’m really late for my dance class, I hope I can find tights my size to go with my leotard,

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    November 1st, 2012

  186. john

    With This Body “Who Says White Can’t Be Worn Year Round”….

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    November 1st, 2012

  187. lostinark

    rollin, rollin, rollin, keep that huge gut goin, keep that belly rollin, it’s white….
    meat and cheese and junk food, hellbent for more food, wishin I had more stamps on my card…
    All the things I’m eatin’, twinkies, chips, and dippin,
    are waiting at my local Wal-Mart

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    November 1st, 2012

  188. kim

    Hey,,, I just got out of ballet class… have you seen my robe

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    November 1st, 2012

  189. lalawojo

    Poppin not-so-fresh

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    November 1st, 2012

  190. chris

    Betty the Yeti is in search of spaghetti….

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    November 1st, 2012

  191. Chipmunk

    I can’t drive 55! (no…seriously. I can’t even hit 5).

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    November 1st, 2012

  192. Morgan

    Miss Febtober

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    November 1st, 2012

  193. Devon Troy Alexander

    Excuse me, do these Depends make me look fat? They do, well move it bitches, I’m late for Jazzercize!

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    November 1st, 2012

  194. Kristine

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a…

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    November 1st, 2012

  195. Chris

    After leaving Mystery Inc, Velma occasionally frequents her local walmart for Scooby Snacks and fish sticks.

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    November 1st, 2012

  196. Steve

    Mrs. Clause gotta hit the treadmill or the sleigh might never move again.

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    November 1st, 2012

  197. Chris

    Meet Dixie, one of the clouds that make White Cloud !

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    November 1st, 2012

  198. Saltimbanco

    “I am the egg man -err, woman. I am the walrus!”

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    November 1st, 2012

  199. Eisai

    I’m too sexy for my pants
    Too sexy for my pants
    Cuz I’m the queen of skanks.

    I’m too sexy for my shirt
    Too sexy for my shirt
    So sexy you’ll just squirt….

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    November 1st, 2012

  200. LindaL

    Just thinkin’ …. She really is old enough to know better ~~~

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    November 1st, 2012

  201. tj pane

    It’s the Sta-Puftft marshmellow lady

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    November 1st, 2012

  202. Amy

    Ghost Rider

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    November 1st, 2012

  203. EatsShootsAndLeaves

    Go home, http://www.itsroundanditswhite.co.uk, you are drunk.

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    November 1st, 2012

  204. GG

    Humpty Dumpty was pleased with the result of the surgery. You could hardly tell where the head, arms and legs were attached.

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    November 1st, 2012

  205. Pinhead

    Bride of “Stay Puft Marshmallow Man’.

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    November 1st, 2012

  206. Savage

    “Paging Moby Dick…. Moby Dick to the front, please.”

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    November 1st, 2012

  207. Rachel

    I’m too sexy for walking, so I will just ride around in Walmart

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    November 1st, 2012

  208. Nickie

    That yoga class must have really tired her out!

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    November 1st, 2012

  209. silkwood217

    Elvis lives!!!!!

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    November 1st, 2012

  210. Holly

    WTF! Can someone please help me find the body oil?

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    November 1st, 2012

  211. kimbawarwick

    God that was a tough ballet class,, now where the hell is the Tutu by 4, 4 department

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    November 1st, 2012

  212. Michael Davis

    Dang these long Wal-Mart lines! I’m gonna be late for my freestyle gymnastics competition!

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    November 1st, 2012

  213. Robin

    Wow, Mary Lou Retton has really let herself go!

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    November 1st, 2012

  214. Paul

    I’m sexy and I know it…Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle…

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    November 1st, 2012

  215. Lad

    A ton of fun on a scooter

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    November 1st, 2012

  216. Cap'n Jack

    “Born to be wi-i-ild, born to be wi-i-ild”

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    November 1st, 2012

  217. Cathy

    Here comes Stay Puft Marshmallow man. Who ya gonna call?! Ghost Busters!

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    November 1st, 2012

  218. ghjfsskktdvbnhff

    Ballerina Barbie after ken.

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    November 1st, 2012

  219. robby hellams

    I ate the great pumpkin, now if i could only find peter peter the pumpkin eater guy……..

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    November 1st, 2012

  220. hallucinoJEN

    These new seat warmers Wal-Mart installed in their scooters are fantastic!

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    November 1st, 2012

  221. Kelli Crawford

    Mary Lou Retton’s mom stopped by Walmart for a few items

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    November 1st, 2012

  222. ernesto hernandez

    The little known, much older, white M&M makes a break for it.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  223. David

    The Michelin Man went to Walmart and not far behind him was the missus The Michelin Woman.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  224. Retina Burn

    WOW! I had no idea Kirstie Allie was in her 60′s now!! & She has shorter hair now!

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    November 2nd, 2012

  225. s

    thinking shes related to the staypuft marshmallow man

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    November 2nd, 2012

  226. Topher

    Even the M&M characters behind her head are horrified by the sight!

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    November 2nd, 2012

  227. David

    she glided effortlessly toward the candy aisle in her White Swan Halloween costume

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    November 2nd, 2012

  228. Connie Galloway

    Ride a horse, save a cowboy.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  229. Jelilat Salako

    Who were short shorts.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  230. oral fallwell

    do you realize that somewhere some black guy is spankin his monkey to this picture…… you bastards

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    November 2nd, 2012

  231. littlelorna

    The solid Gold dance auditions said they’d get back to me….. that was 19 years ago, but I’m still hoping!

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    November 2nd, 2012

  232. illini

    Driving Miss Dance Mom

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    November 2nd, 2012

  233. Gerry

    White Sale Shopping. Cant Ya Tell?

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    November 2nd, 2012

  234. S Trigg

    Ray? What did you do Ray?

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    November 2nd, 2012

  235. Richard

    Everyone has a mom, even the Staypuff Marshmellow Man.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  236. MADMAX

    “I’ll show Penn State the true meaning of a White Out”

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    November 2nd, 2012

  237. Wayne

    I’ve met Casper the Friendly Ghost……ate him.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  238. Brian

    Maybe this global warming thing that is chasing polar bears from their natural habitat is more serious than we originally thought!

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    November 2nd, 2012

  239. Al Bundy

    We’re rolling back the prices on floats, just in time for Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!!

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    November 2nd, 2012

  240. Cherrik Kendall

    “It’s good to see the Ice Capades is not only still around, they take their EOO policy seriously.”

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    November 2nd, 2012

  241. T-Rex

    Belugas are an endangered specie !! Please protect them !!

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    November 2nd, 2012

  242. girlwatcher

    She’s just “proud to be white”

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    November 2nd, 2012

  243. Dan

    I am simply appreciating the look of determination in her face

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    November 2nd, 2012

  244. Hyperbole77

    Sisterhood of the traveling unitard.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  245. Bill

    Miss January riding along in her exquisite white top and her just to sexy white shorts.. The cloths were custom made just for this photo shoot and only three polar bears had to be skinned to make it.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  246. Alan W

    I’m too sexy for my scooter

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    November 2nd, 2012

  247. Amy N

    what the…. wait a minute…. oh, it’s after Memorial Day, she’s all good

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    November 2nd, 2012

  248. TC

    OMG !!!!! She ate Frosty!!!!!!!!!

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    November 2nd, 2012

  249. KD

    This outfit would have been fine before Labor Day

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    November 2nd, 2012

  250. Michelle C

    They see me rolling they be hating going to be white and fluffy

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    November 2nd, 2012

  251. moose

    I guess the seatbelt could not fit around her big fat gunt

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    November 2nd, 2012

  252. Rob

    Richard Simmons just killed himself.

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    November 2nd, 2012

  253. Tim Peace

    “Zoom Zoom”

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    November 2nd, 2012

  254. Retina Burn

    WHITE POWER!!

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    November 3rd, 2012

  255. Carol Lashouto

    Southern Comfort

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    November 3rd, 2012

  256. Tim Roy

    Frosty the Snowwoman

    Frosty the snowwoman was a jolly happy soul,
    With a corncob larynx and a buttoned bodysuit
    And a hairdo made out of coal.
    Frosty the snowwoman is a fairmaiden, they say,
    Se was made of snow but the People of Walmart
    Know how she came to shop one day.
    There must have been some puking in that
    Old walmart store…..blah blah blah

    You finish it, I’m disgusted.

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    November 3rd, 2012

  257. Sandy Heisler

    SH

    On her way to auditions for the Sugar Plum Fairy in The Nutcracker

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    November 3rd, 2012

  258. laurie

    WOW! Why is SHE wearing p.od face?

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    November 3rd, 2012

  259. Steph

    MOM ????? !!!!!!!!!

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    November 3rd, 2012

  260. Count Flatula

    Who wears short shorts? I wear short shorts!

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    November 3rd, 2012

  261. Kelly

    “Move out of my way simpletons, I’m late for the royal Ball.”

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    November 3rd, 2012

  262. Neil

    Has anyone seen where I left my pants at.

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    November 3rd, 2012

  263. tim gale

    Going to WalMart in your underwear is just better on a HoverRound

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    November 3rd, 2012

  264. BC

    Why “Electric Scooter” is not an official Olympic sport.

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    November 3rd, 2012

  265. Sarcastic Stan

    Now I know why Wal-Mart stopped selling firearms.

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    November 3rd, 2012

  266. D. Ripmaster

    Why are Sasquatch pictures always out of focus?

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    November 3rd, 2012

  267. lou stools

    “wonder woman and her invisable airplane, the golden years.”

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    November 3rd, 2012

  268. Hyperbole77

    Blarney, the white irish protestant dinosaur.

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    November 4th, 2012

  269. Dave Sturgeon

    70 year old hooker out trickin’

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    November 4th, 2012

  270. BC

    Why “Electric Scooter” is not an official Olympic event.

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    November 4th, 2012

  271. Karen Goodman

    I have on my onezy body suit. Don’t need pants!

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    November 4th, 2012

  272. Karen Goodman

    I have on my onezy body suit covering my diaper. Don’t need pants!

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    November 4th, 2012

  273. Larry

    Once a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, always a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.

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    November 4th, 2012

  274. miranda

    mary lou retton really let herself go

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    November 4th, 2012

  275. Trogladon

    i bet you wish your girlfriend was hot like me

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    November 5th, 2012

  276. Karen

    I’m sexy and I know it…

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    November 5th, 2012

  277. britty

    “Move, b-tch, get out the way… get out the way, b-tch, get out the way!”

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    November 5th, 2012

  278. jacky pinkerton

    excuse me I seem to have lost somthing, do you feel that draft

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    November 5th, 2012

  279. MatthewJackson

    Business on the top, party on the bottom!

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    November 5th, 2012

  280. Ken Kinter

    I’d let her ride on my Rascal! (ok, now I’m going to be copiously and violently sick)

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    November 6th, 2012

  281. NeeSee

    Does this scooter make me look fat?

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    November 6th, 2012

  282. Pengujn

    Princess Leia – the Golden Years

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    November 6th, 2012

  283. James

    out of my way BITCH!! I’m coming throught

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    November 8th, 2012

  284. RLS

    Now to zoom on over the the apparel aisle. I hope those reeeeeeeaaalllly extry large stretchy pants are still on sale!!

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    November 8th, 2012

  285. AnnieD

    If you got it, flaunt it!!!!!!!!!!

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    November 8th, 2012

  286. Vernon

    I was looking at the clouds and though I saw a one with black hair

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    November 9th, 2012

  287. aykay

    All I want is a decent pair of pants!

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    November 9th, 2012

  288. Pam C

    Up next on Scooting with the stars…. Rosie O’Donnell!!!

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    November 9th, 2012

  289. Meri H

    Looks like the michelin man in A leotard haha

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    November 11th, 2012

  290. Valarie

    If Jane Fonda and the Pillsbury Dough Boy had a child.

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    November 11th, 2012

  291. Lulu

    Where are the damn ballet slippers?

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    November 12th, 2012

  292. JD

    Groceries: check! Off to The Nutcracker auditions: hope I get the lead! Break a leg!…oh wait!!!

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    November 13th, 2012

  293. TC

    Who won the calendar?

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    November 13th, 2012

  294. LLN

    I’m called Little Buttercup — dear Little Buttercup,
    Though I could never tell why,
    But still I’m called Buttercup — poor little Buttercup,
    Sweet Little Buttercup I!

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    November 15th, 2012

  295. Pat Mc Nair

    Excuse me, what isle is the exercise equipment on?

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    November 15th, 2012

  296. Rob

    The Michelin Man’s Mom!?!?
    With pictures like this, am I STILL to believe that obesity is a DISEASE!?

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    November 15th, 2012

  297. Valerie

    Unable to accept that her glory days as a gymnast were over, Thelma was frequently seen wearing her old competition outfits. Her ‘Moonlit Romp’ themed one remained her favorite.

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    November 18th, 2012

  298. Travis Owens

    If Harry Potter was a transgender 50 year old, Would he wear the cloak of invisibility or not? hmmmmmmmm

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    November 21st, 2012

  299. Don T

    It’s just like crusin’ in my 65 Mustang.

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    November 25th, 2012

  300. denton cavner

    now… if i can just round up those mindless dwarfs and get outta here before someone wants my autograph…

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    November 25th, 2012

  301. Joy

    Mighty, mighty pleasin, pappy’s corn squeezin’
    Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin’

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    November 25th, 2012

  302. canadian chick

    pardon me but do you have any grey poupon?

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    November 26th, 2012

  303. ghastly

    The woman who made great whites…..GREAT!

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    November 26th, 2012

  304. josh

    Aw, the fresh wind in my face and a good breeze between the knee’s. Thank you hoveround and Wal-Mart.

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    November 29th, 2012

  305. opal

    It the Michelin Tire Woman on wheels

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    November 29th, 2012

  306. cyber chicken

    Ghostbusters IV Revenge of Stay Puft’s mom

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    December 4th, 2012

  307. KS8976

    Let’s get physical – let me hear your body talk. Pretty sure this is exactly what the song had in mind.

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    December 8th, 2012

  308. holly

    “Tryna catch me ridin flirty”

    “Wheres the beef?”

    “HOVEROUND- Now im free to flash the world”

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    December 10th, 2012

  309. AIG

    I didn’t know the scooters at wal-mart had built-in toilets.

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    December 11th, 2012

  310. G Hall

    Introducing…the new white M&M!!

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    December 13th, 2012

  311. Patrick

    I didn’t know the Michelin man was married

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    December 17th, 2012

  312. Chuck

    Get out of my way! I’m late for ballet!

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    December 19th, 2012

  313. Belegost

    White Lightning strikes again!!!

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    December 28th, 2012

  314. James Edward

    All my single grannies! All my single grannies! if you like if then you should of put a ring on it! <3

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    December 29th, 2012

  315. Chad

    Outta my way bitches, I was Miss Wal-mart 1962.

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    January 9th, 2013

  316. Armand

    FROSTYS WIFE/OR FROSTY IN DRAG

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    January 31st, 2013

  317. Spiderzman

    … as the princess clad in white rides her noble steed…

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    February 13th, 2013

  318. Sheldon

    ‘Rollin – Rollin – Rolin on a tile floor……’

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    February 19th, 2013

  319. Chris

    Grandma thought she looked hot after just one workout so….

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    February 20th, 2013

  320. Hassan

    ohhhh God, I am tired. why they don’t have a white dildo?

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    May 12th, 2013

  321. britt

    Im sexy and i know it

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    November 20th, 2013

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