October 22nd, 2009
Stick To Your Roots
I have a full head of hair, but not only do I want people to think that I’m bald, I want them to think I’m also ashamed to be bald. Dye the top of my head like a bad toupee? Perfect. Nailed it.
Pennsylvania
Stick To Your Roots,
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Looks like somebody ran out of grecian formula.
October 22nd, 2009
“I’d like the Hulk Hogan look, just don’t shave the top of my head.”
October 22nd, 2009
Isn’t that the new Chia Yarmulke?
October 22nd, 2009
he is Jewish you anti-Semites
October 22nd, 2009
Why are all these FREAKS in PA?
October 22nd, 2009
That is just creepy looking.
October 22nd, 2009
He’s getting his skunk costume ironed out before Halloween!
October 22nd, 2009
And he wonders why people call him shit head.
October 22nd, 2009
Apparently the spray on hair didn’t come in his color.
October 22nd, 2009
What do you expect when you only pay 6 bucks for a hair job.
October 22nd, 2009
very odd … sometimes i wish the photographer would ask these people WTF? … lol …
October 22nd, 2009
Hey, y’all, since this is the website showing off the people of wal-mart, and selling shirts avertising the site for the people of wal-mart, that the site creator could stock a few shirts that would actually FIT the people of wal-mart… lmao
October 22nd, 2009
Let’s hope that thing don’t move on the top of his head.
October 22nd, 2009
Sweet Jesus….. looks like someone dumped something on his head.
October 22nd, 2009
“MOM! Grandpa grabbed the wrong hair piece before he left the house…again!”
October 22nd, 2009
Maybe he’s Jewish and it’s just a really hairy Yarmulke (skull cap). Either way, bad choice…
October 22nd, 2009
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
October 22nd, 2009
Looks like someone got punked by Timmy the “blind” shoe shine boy.
October 22nd, 2009
ROBJB:
HUH?
October 22nd, 2009
Is it a toupee that he’s wearing over his normal grey hair, or is it actually his hair just dyed that way? I have trouble believing it’s the second…
October 22nd, 2009
I hate it when they dye the apple bobbing water!
October 22nd, 2009
WTF? I cannot even figure this out? Are these roots and he died his hair grey?
October 22nd, 2009
I don’t even want to know what happened here.
October 22nd, 2009
He looks indian actually
October 22nd, 2009
Wow This guy is probably kinda weird: dying the top of your head brown and leaving your pretty lady-locks grey. Maybe he should’ve dyed his hair pink or purple. It wouldn’t change much.
weirdo. 
October 22nd, 2009
It was all brown this morning, until someone jumped out & yelled “boo!” at him in the hall…
October 22nd, 2009
I think someone told him he should get a toupee to cover his growing bald spot. What they forgot to specify was that it should actually match what hair he has, not the hair he’d like to have.
October 22nd, 2009
I’ve seen better lids on garbage cans !!!!!
October 22nd, 2009
looks gross to me!
October 22nd, 2009
looks like he tasted that other ladies rainbow, now he has to wear the stain of shame.
October 22nd, 2009
I had to actually stare at this photo… and wondered, ” Is this what they REALLY do with the road kill”?
October 22nd, 2009
Actually, this guy looks like he’s been bald on top since the 70s when he first bought that brown Toupee. 30 years later why he continues to comb a dark hairpiece over the top of grey hair is a mystery. No mirrors in the house? Blind?
October 22nd, 2009
@ Politically Incorrect
I read it online a couple days ago and couldn’t make heads or tails of it but also couldn’t stop laughing at it. Thought it would be appropriate for this picture. By the down votes, I guess not everyone shares my sense of humor.
October 22nd, 2009
the only thing that could make that hairdo better is if he cut and died the back of it like a raccoon tail…
October 22nd, 2009
I love this site I have turned so many people on to it, it is like an addiction. Too bad you can’t break the pics down by state, it would be interesting to see which state has the most “Wal-Martiest” people
October 22nd, 2009
It’s like a chocolate fountain….quick! Throw a penny at him and make a wish!
October 22nd, 2009
Note to self…. When buying hair in a can, find same hair color.
October 22nd, 2009
It looks like he used that GLH spray-on hair…but the wrong color….seriously…I think he did that….but…..WHY?!?!?!!! At least use the right color, dude. WTF, PEOPLE???!
October 22nd, 2009
Bad dye job on the top, forgot what he was doing on the bottom
October 22nd, 2009
He looks like a burnt match head.
October 22nd, 2009
looks like he used a dirty diaper for a hat
October 22nd, 2009
It’s like he used that spay can bald spot cover up but he for got to match it to his existing hair. Or maybe it was to 1) cover up bald spot, 2) dye hair new color.
October 22nd, 2009
Give the Old man a break. He probably thought it was his hat. After all he wears glasses.
October 22nd, 2009
Is he jewish??????????
October 22nd, 2009
He looks like a Caprician monkeys (white monkeys with dark brown up top)
October 22nd, 2009
hairdirect.com should NOT be advertising next to this guy, bad search engine, bad, bad!
October 22nd, 2009
the 5 minute leave in you’ll believe in
October 22nd, 2009
Maybe he is going as a match stick for Halloween.
October 22nd, 2009
Looks like someone took shit and smeared it on his hair.
October 22nd, 2009
beauty school drop-out, i mean…kick-out
October 22nd, 2009
Takes the mullet to a whole new level!!!
October 22nd, 2009
I think eccentric old men are fun
This guy is pretty cool
October 22nd, 2009
Speechless…
October 22nd, 2009
this phenomena occurs whenever a cowboy break dances on his head amidst fresh cow pies.
October 22nd, 2009
Scrapple head.
October 22nd, 2009
When you get your toupees at Goodwill, this is what happens.
October 22nd, 2009
“The ladies call me Hot Fudge Sundae”
October 22nd, 2009
Usually I can think of a lot of stupid/funny things to say but I seriously believe I’m rendered typeless…I can’t think of a thing to type other than WTH?
October 22nd, 2009
Pay attention to the line “Item may not be as pictured.” when shopping on Ebay.
October 22nd, 2009
What the HELL…????????????
October 22nd, 2009
I think he just ran out of hair dye and had to run to Walmart and buy more!
October 22nd, 2009
Or Maybe he got his hair done at the Walmart Salon?
October 22nd, 2009
I am so confused!
October 22nd, 2009
someone put hair dye on the inside his hat! that is a great prank~to bad he hasn’t figured it out yet!
October 22nd, 2009
Fred finally took heed of the advice of his boss and took his head out of his ass.
October 22nd, 2009
The Hair Stub for Men…..I’m not only the President, I’m a member.
October 22nd, 2009
let me give you the subway platform of my hair guy
October 22nd, 2009
Jus’ lookin’ fer another can of wood stain so I can finish the job.
October 22nd, 2009
Looks like he had his head stuck up a cows a$$
October 22nd, 2009
is that my bus driver? D:
October 22nd, 2009
Looks like he got a bad batch of hair dye or did he run out before he got it all done?
October 22nd, 2009
All we need is some whip cream and the cherry on top
October 22nd, 2009
I’m sorry if that was me (which it would NEVER be)… I would wear a hat out – OMG – WTF!!
October 22nd, 2009
One day, Lenny was inspired by a bag of Candy Corn….
October 22nd, 2009
The best way to describe this scare-do is: Hulk Hogan meets Howard Cosell.
October 22nd, 2009
ROBJB:
Got it now. It hurts my brain to read that. LMAO
October 22nd, 2009
Abdullah Terek – aka “The Suicide Skullett” is wanted in 3 states for plotting terrorist strikes on 23 Walmarts nationwide……contact your local authorities if you have seen this man. He was last seen giving hand jobs to Jamby and his boyfriend in isle 17 at a Walmart in Mobile Alabama…..
October 22nd, 2009
Business up front. Party in the back!
October 22nd, 2009
Watch out, Cyndi Lauper! It looks like you’ve got some competition!
October 22nd, 2009
the discoloration is probably from break dancing on un-clean surfacea
October 22nd, 2009
This is He-Man’s lesser known archenemy, Skulletor…
October 22nd, 2009
Sadly, it’s true…his carpet does match his curtains…
October 22nd, 2009
If this is his idea of a “good hair day,” I’d hate to see what his idea of a “bad hair day” is like.
October 22nd, 2009
This clueless man looks like an old rotten coconut.
October 22nd, 2009
Hopefully he is at Walmart to get more spay on hair color.
October 22nd, 2009
20 on the top,
60 on the side.
October 22nd, 2009
all I can really say is WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 22nd, 2009
Thnak god, someone with a worse hair piece than mine !!!
October 22nd, 2009
It looks like a dead tribble on his head.
October 22nd, 2009
I think this is new species of mullet.
October 22nd, 2009
2-1 odds he has a silver convertable with a brown top………
October 22nd, 2009
I bet Josie and the Pussycats is his favorite pop group
October 22nd, 2009
Sad that it’s in the state that I live in. Hopefully this isn’t the Walmart in Scranton.
October 22nd, 2009
Ummmmmmm. Usually when you do your roots, it’s supposed to match the rest of your hair! Shouldn’t the gray be on top?
October 22nd, 2009
That looks so Photoshopped…..
October 22nd, 2009
Sad thing is.. if he just shaved his head entirely, he’d probably look 100% better. Sometimes the salvaging the hair loss thing just ain’t workin for ya anymore.
October 22nd, 2009
This is the smartest guy I’ve seen yet. Keep adding dye to the roots until it’s long enough and cut the gray off.
October 22nd, 2009
Look closer…I really think it IS a toupee plopped on top of his head!!! It was hidden in his closet and was last used when the REST of his hair was that color. Gee, I mean when I look in the mirror, I still see a 20 yr old but this is just too much of a stretch….
October 22nd, 2009
Is this one of those woolly caterpillars that tells you how long winter will be?
October 22nd, 2009
What you dont see, is that this guy has 4 more cans of spray dye, because obviously the one can didnt cut it… Fail…
October 22nd, 2009
Did that man dip his head in a vat of chocolate?
October 22nd, 2009
Classic.
October 22nd, 2009
he should of wear a hat instead of a rat on his head.
October 22nd, 2009
In the first pic it looks like a huge tuft of hair growing out of his ear lol.
October 22nd, 2009
Looks like God is getting ready for Easter , practicing his egg coloring dipping skills……
October 22nd, 2009
Well, it almost covered the northern hemisphere.
October 22nd, 2009
It’s a fucking toupee! You guys are retarded
October 22nd, 2009
Wha? It’s like he put the whole bottle of dye on the parts he could see in the mirror, and forgot about the back. That’s the only way I can make sense of this.
October 22nd, 2009
“Homer…….Have a Squishy!”
October 22nd, 2009
Is this legal????
October 22nd, 2009
That’s some toupee, Stanley. (RIP Bea Arthur)
October 22nd, 2009
This is what they do at the senior citizens’ center parties to the first guy to get sloppy drunk and pass out.
October 22nd, 2009
Reminds me of when Lisa Simpson got bubble gum in her hair.
October 22nd, 2009
Let me guess…..PITTSBURGH? I am not the only one who’s noticed that the majority of these freakalicious Walmarters are from PA. WTF? Is it illegal to possess a mirror in the state of Pennsylvania?
October 22nd, 2009
this is what happens when you get your hair done @ Wal-mart…
October 22nd, 2009
Look’s like a skunk crawled on his head and died.
October 22nd, 2009
It’s the black Ben Franklin!
October 22nd, 2009
this guy is one of the students at Bull Miler University in Belwood, NC. that is a cow paddy on his head,
October 22nd, 2009
I believe this is that spray on hair that was so popular in the past.
October 22nd, 2009
Hulk Hogan?More like Hulk Hindu!
October 22nd, 2009
I think it’s part of his Halloween costume- he must be testing the ‘wow’ factor out at WalMart
October 22nd, 2009
He needs to shave his head and start over. It’s too messed up to even work with now.
October 22nd, 2009
It’s the I’m youthful yet mature look!!!
October 22nd, 2009
The front says hip, yet sophisticated. The back screams ‘party like a mufuhka!’
October 22nd, 2009
Why am I somehow reminded of Monty Python’s “Toupee Shop Sketch”:
“You might not believe this, sir, but one of us is actually wearing a toupee at this very moment…”
October 22nd, 2009
He’s trying to go for a gradual change. Phasing in the color…very good idea, no one will ever know
October 22nd, 2009
Man, all I could do is look at this pic and think “WTF” & “Shopped”…
Some of you folks are SO clever, though! I’m laughing like hell at stuff I MIGHT have thought of in a million years or so! (Jamby’s bf aside, I don’t read any Jamby s**t anymore).
From now one, I am putting on my rose tinted glasses and believing that ANYONE who lacks the integrity to put a real pic on PoWM will also lack the talent to alter it!
October 22nd, 2009
I’m not sure what robjb said, but I think I agree with him!
October 22nd, 2009
Giving new meaning to shithead
October 22nd, 2009
It’s a brown, fuzzy yarmulke!
October 22nd, 2009
Everyone makes mistakes, but dude…. they have these things called baseball hats now.
October 22nd, 2009
WTH is the goal with this dye job?? Apparently the bowl wasn’t deep enough.
October 22nd, 2009
Rootbeer float
October 23rd, 2009
OMG!! When I get his age (I’m prob not far from it), will ya’ll just come up and tell me…hey lady you forgot to dye the bottom of your hair, you forgot your pants, your a** is showing or whatever???!!! lol…lol
October 23rd, 2009
“What’s the worst thing that could happen”? wondered Pumtaz as he cautiously approached the bear, seemingly preoccupied at the dump.
October 23rd, 2009
It is possible that it is real hair, that has again begun to grow in its natural color.
Wudang Mountain, Hubei China, Kung Fu Master Li(female) is over 100 years old, still instructs/practices Kung Fu. Her hair began growing black again when she was about 93. (Documentary Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f89uwL3dxRY )
October 23rd, 2009
That dude has a head like a skunks ass lol
October 23rd, 2009
Here’s a tip for all you balding men out there. If you buy a toupee when you’re in your 40′s, you’ll probably have to replace it at some point, when the rest of your natural hair goes grey. Let this be a lesson to you.
October 23rd, 2009
It’s a toupee with a dust ruffle!
October 23rd, 2009
It’s a toupe, people! Which in no way makes it any better…
October 23rd, 2009
Am I the only one thinking Planet Of The Apes ?! Seriously it’s the guy from the original Planet of the Apes!!
October 23rd, 2009
WOW!! I think he has it on backwards to boot ! LOL
October 23rd, 2009
The new president for hair club for men…. Fail!
October 23rd, 2009
This is really peculiar…
October 23rd, 2009
He is obviously color blind!
October 23rd, 2009
I’m always having a problem getting the women. WHY am I always having a problem getting the women?! I know! Women love strawberries dipped in chocolate. I think I am having a plan…
October 23rd, 2009
do you have something in a dog shit brown? no? how about a hot fudge sundae crossed with a pekingese dog? darn. how about if you just paint the top of my head with rhino poopies for a fifty?
folks, if you want to look up the visual definition of “shit head”, this is IT!!!
October 23rd, 2009
Did he run out of dye?
October 24th, 2009
I didn’t even know you could get skid marks on your head……. And I think I’ll keep it that way…….
October 24th, 2009
hes fooling no1!
October 25th, 2009
Wtf? Really?
October 25th, 2009
its a hair piece,the funny thing is how he tries to blend it into the sides and back
get rid of the mullet dude its not working and go for a professional cut and dye your hair to match the piece.he just needs help that is all,too many people like you all are lieing to people like this they need the truth.
October 25th, 2009
“The grey on my temples make me look distingusihed, huh?”
October 26th, 2009
The curious case of Benjamin Button.
October 26th, 2009
Its just the new comb-over…
October 28th, 2009
SuperAPE Do
I was thinking about Planet of the Apes this year, and this perfectly combines several of the Simian Hairstyles All In One. How special!
October 31st, 2009
This makes perfect sense to me; the distinguished look of salt and pepper color with the versatility of a mullet- could have paid a bit more for the dye job, but other then that, genius!
November 3rd, 2009
It’s so hard to get a good color match when you buy your toupee online.
November 5th, 2009
So he’s recent enough to realize that he’s balding, but doesn’t realize his hair has gone gray?
November 10th, 2009
….my eyes are bleeding.
November 12th, 2009
I know that guy! He’s a local doctor!
November 14th, 2009
that is scary. this guy is definately desi…either indian/pakistani/bangladeshi/or sri lankan…probbaly indian or pakistani…..im wondering where in pa he is. i feel its my duty to fix that hair so he doesnt scare others from our culture….bhoooottttt tusi kojha munda ahhhh behsharam
November 24th, 2009
That one makes a comb-over look GOOD!
November 25th, 2009
He looks like like Barack Obama and Benjamin Franklin’s love child, if we were to see him in his late fifties or early sixties.
November 27th, 2009
LOL looks like he got crapped on by a bunch of birds
December 1st, 2009
This one actually made me LOL!
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