Stick To Your Roots



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I have a full head of hair, but not only do I want people to think that I’m bald, I want them to think I’m also ashamed to be bald. Dye the top of my head like a bad toupee? Perfect. Nailed it.

Pennsylvania

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Stick To Your Roots, 6.7 out of 10 based on 10 ratings

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  1. stardeth

    Looks like somebody ran out of grecian formula.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  2. vaisfun

    “I’d like the Hulk Hogan look, just don’t shave the top of my head.”

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    October 22nd, 2009

  3. Isn’t that the new Chia Yarmulke?

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    October 22nd, 2009

  4. KMART_SUCKS

    he is Jewish you anti-Semites

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    October 22nd, 2009

  5. Steve

    Why are all these FREAKS in PA?

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    October 22nd, 2009

  6. ImYoMommaFool

    That is just creepy looking.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  7. Kelly7

    He’s getting his skunk costume ironed out before Halloween!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  8. Ted

    And he wonders why people call him shit head.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  9. Suzy8track

    Apparently the spray on hair didn’t come in his color.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  10. Ted

    What do you expect when you only pay 6 bucks for a hair job.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  11. Jennifer

    very odd … sometimes i wish the photographer would ask these people WTF? … lol …

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    October 22nd, 2009

  12. stardeth

    Hey, y’all, since this is the website showing off the people of wal-mart, and selling shirts avertising the site for the people of wal-mart, that the site creator could stock a few shirts that would actually FIT the people of wal-mart… lmao

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    October 22nd, 2009

  13. AngeleWings

    Let’s hope that thing don’t move on the top of his head.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  14. Monica

    Sweet Jesus….. looks like someone dumped something on his head.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  15. DORIS

    “MOM! Grandpa grabbed the wrong hair piece before he left the house…again!”

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    October 22nd, 2009

  16. BigWood

    Maybe he’s Jewish and it’s just a really hairy Yarmulke (skull cap). Either way, bad choice…

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    October 22nd, 2009

  17. robjb

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    October 22nd, 2009

  18. Ted

    Looks like someone got punked by Timmy the “blind” shoe shine boy.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  19. Politically Incorrect

    ROBJB:

    HUH?

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    October 22nd, 2009

  20. Zac

    Is it a toupee that he’s wearing over his normal grey hair, or is it actually his hair just dyed that way? I have trouble believing it’s the second…

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    October 22nd, 2009

  21. Nobody

    I hate it when they dye the apple bobbing water!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  22. MinnesotaMama

    WTF? I cannot even figure this out? Are these roots and he died his hair grey?

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    October 22nd, 2009

  23. jafo

    I don’t even want to know what happened here.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  24. dksljadjskd

    He looks indian actually

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    October 22nd, 2009

  25. Joshua Stetar

    Wow This guy is probably kinda weird: dying the top of your head brown and leaving your pretty lady-locks grey. Maybe he should’ve dyed his hair pink or purple. It wouldn’t change much. :) weirdo. :P

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    October 22nd, 2009

  26. It was all brown this morning, until someone jumped out & yelled “boo!” at him in the hall…

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    October 22nd, 2009

  27. Moons in Leo

    I think someone told him he should get a toupee to cover his growing bald spot. What they forgot to specify was that it should actually match what hair he has, not the hair he’d like to have.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  28. Lee Thargic

    I’ve seen better lids on garbage cans !!!!!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  29. mariajunes

    looks gross to me!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  30. tatersalad

    looks like he tasted that other ladies rainbow, now he has to wear the stain of shame.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  31. Indyraven

    I had to actually stare at this photo… and wondered, ” Is this what they REALLY do with the road kill”?

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    October 22nd, 2009

  32. Mirror, Mirror

    Actually, this guy looks like he’s been bald on top since the 70s when he first bought that brown Toupee. 30 years later why he continues to comb a dark hairpiece over the top of grey hair is a mystery. No mirrors in the house? Blind?

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  33. robjb

    @ Politically Incorrect

    I read it online a couple days ago and couldn’t make heads or tails of it but also couldn’t stop laughing at it. Thought it would be appropriate for this picture. By the down votes, I guess not everyone shares my sense of humor. :(

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  34. Michele

    the only thing that could make that hairdo better is if he cut and died the back of it like a raccoon tail…

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    October 22nd, 2009

  35. Tammy

    I love this site I have turned so many people on to it, it is like an addiction. Too bad you can’t break the pics down by state, it would be interesting to see which state has the most “Wal-Martiest” people

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    October 22nd, 2009

  36. Jojo

    It’s like a chocolate fountain….quick! Throw a penny at him and make a wish!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  37. Note to self…. When buying hair in a can, find same hair color.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  38. J-Dawg

    It looks like he used that GLH spray-on hair…but the wrong color….seriously…I think he did that….but…..WHY?!?!?!!! At least use the right color, dude. WTF, PEOPLE???!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  39. Trace

    Bad dye job on the top, forgot what he was doing on the bottom

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    October 22nd, 2009

  40. He looks like a burnt match head.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  41. drewbaggins

    looks like he used a dirty diaper for a hat

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    October 22nd, 2009

  42. Vickie S

    It’s like he used that spay can bald spot cover up but he for got to match it to his existing hair. Or maybe it was to 1) cover up bald spot, 2) dye hair new color.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  43. Caroline

    Give the Old man a break. He probably thought it was his hat. After all he wears glasses.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  44. WHoCAres

    Is he jewish??????????

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    October 22nd, 2009

  45. smartmomdebbie

    He looks like a Caprician monkeys (white monkeys with dark brown up top)

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    October 22nd, 2009

  46. shocked and awed

    hairdirect.com should NOT be advertising next to this guy, bad search engine, bad, bad!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  47. jeremy knittel

    the 5 minute leave in you’ll believe in

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    October 22nd, 2009

  48. Jo

    Maybe he is going as a match stick for Halloween.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  49. Dareyou

    Looks like someone took shit and smeared it on his hair.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  50. ellare

    beauty school drop-out, i mean…kick-out

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    October 22nd, 2009

  51. MJ

    Takes the mullet to a whole new level!!!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  52. Joshua Stetar

    I think eccentric old men are fun :) This guy is pretty cool

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  53. kittencat

    Speechless…

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    October 22nd, 2009

  54. ChronicWanderer

    this phenomena occurs whenever a cowboy break dances on his head amidst fresh cow pies.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  55. Bob

    Scrapple head.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  56. Weezy

    When you get your toupees at Goodwill, this is what happens.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  57. james

    “The ladies call me Hot Fudge Sundae”

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  58. Sweeeet

    Usually I can think of a lot of stupid/funny things to say but I seriously believe I’m rendered typeless…I can’t think of a thing to type other than WTH?

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  59. Jeeks

    Pay attention to the line “Item may not be as pictured.” when shopping on Ebay.

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  60. luna

    What the HELL…????????????

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    October 22nd, 2009

  61. Laura

    I think he just ran out of hair dye and had to run to Walmart and buy more!

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  62. Laura

    Or Maybe he got his hair done at the Walmart Salon?

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  63. Jenn

    I am so confused!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  64. aimmezims

    someone put hair dye on the inside his hat! that is a great prank~to bad he hasn’t figured it out yet!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  65. 2fish

    Fred finally took heed of the advice of his boss and took his head out of his ass.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  66. scarymantra

    The Hair Stub for Men…..I’m not only the President, I’m a member.

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  67. bns

    let me give you the subway platform of my hair guy

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  68. jimbo

    Jus’ lookin’ fer another can of wood stain so I can finish the job.

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  69. Looks like he had his head stuck up a cows a$$

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  70. Reghan

    is that my bus driver? D:

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  71. Looks like he got a bad batch of hair dye or did he run out before he got it all done?

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  72. FD

    All we need is some whip cream and the cherry on top

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  73. I’m sorry if that was me (which it would NEVER be)… I would wear a hat out – OMG – WTF!!

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  74. JDUFF

    One day, Lenny was inspired by a bag of Candy Corn….

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  75. MisUndrstd

    The best way to describe this scare-do is: Hulk Hogan meets Howard Cosell.

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  76. Politically Incorrect

    ROBJB:

    Got it now. It hurts my brain to read that. LMAO

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  77. Bullz

    Abdullah Terek – aka “The Suicide Skullett” is wanted in 3 states for plotting terrorist strikes on 23 Walmarts nationwide……contact your local authorities if you have seen this man. He was last seen giving hand jobs to Jamby and his boyfriend in isle 17 at a Walmart in Mobile Alabama…..

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  78. Sue

    Business up front. Party in the back!

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  79. Brandon

    Watch out, Cyndi Lauper! It looks like you’ve got some competition!

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  80. Rusty Tromboner

    the discoloration is probably from break dancing on un-clean surfacea

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  81. donkeypunch

    This is He-Man’s lesser known archenemy, Skulletor…

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    October 22nd, 2009

  82. donkeypunch

    Sadly, it’s true…his carpet does match his curtains…

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  83. Southpaw

    If this is his idea of a “good hair day,” I’d hate to see what his idea of a “bad hair day” is like.

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  84. wbug

    This clueless man looks like an old rotten coconut.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  85. James

    Hopefully he is at Walmart to get more spay on hair color.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  86. Jim

    20 on the top,
    60 on the side.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  87. shalala

    all I can really say is WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  88. Buster

    Thnak god, someone with a worse hair piece than mine !!!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  89. spidergirl

    It looks like a dead tribble on his head.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  90. Monica

    I think this is new species of mullet.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  91. Buster

    2-1 odds he has a silver convertable with a brown top………

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    October 22nd, 2009

  92. Pook

    I bet Josie and the Pussycats is his favorite pop group

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    October 22nd, 2009

  93. RFS

    Sad that it’s in the state that I live in. Hopefully this isn’t the Walmart in Scranton.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  94. kristin

    Ummmmmmm. Usually when you do your roots, it’s supposed to match the rest of your hair! Shouldn’t the gray be on top?

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    October 22nd, 2009

  95. Leah

    That looks so Photoshopped…..

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    October 22nd, 2009

  96. Melanie

    Sad thing is.. if he just shaved his head entirely, he’d probably look 100% better. Sometimes the salvaging the hair loss thing just ain’t workin for ya anymore.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  97. pwscott

    This is the smartest guy I’ve seen yet. Keep adding dye to the roots until it’s long enough and cut the gray off.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  98. Diane

    Look closer…I really think it IS a toupee plopped on top of his head!!! It was hidden in his closet and was last used when the REST of his hair was that color. Gee, I mean when I look in the mirror, I still see a 20 yr old but this is just too much of a stretch….

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    October 22nd, 2009

  99. Marko

    Is this one of those woolly caterpillars that tells you how long winter will be?

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    October 22nd, 2009

  100. Tyler Casey

    What you dont see, is that this guy has 4 more cans of spray dye, because obviously the one can didnt cut it… Fail…

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    October 22nd, 2009

  101. Joe

    Did that man dip his head in a vat of chocolate?

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    October 22nd, 2009

  102. Classic.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  103. ALBERT

    he should of wear a hat instead of a rat on his head.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  104. Kamenye

    In the first pic it looks like a huge tuft of hair growing out of his ear lol.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  105. Buster

    Looks like God is getting ready for Easter , practicing his egg coloring dipping skills……

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    October 22nd, 2009

  106. Bob

    Well, it almost covered the northern hemisphere.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  107. It’s a fucking toupee! You guys are retarded

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    October 22nd, 2009

  108. Jeffrey Stube

    Wha? It’s like he put the whole bottle of dye on the parts he could see in the mirror, and forgot about the back. That’s the only way I can make sense of this.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  109. ToolguyinDE

    “Homer…….Have a Squishy!”

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    October 22nd, 2009

  110. HFM411

    Is this legal????

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    October 22nd, 2009

  111. JR

    That’s some toupee, Stanley. (RIP Bea Arthur)

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    October 22nd, 2009

  112. Kristina

    This is what they do at the senior citizens’ center parties to the first guy to get sloppy drunk and pass out.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  113. Shadopilot

    Reminds me of when Lisa Simpson got bubble gum in her hair.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  114. TheEqualizer

    Let me guess…..PITTSBURGH? I am not the only one who’s noticed that the majority of these freakalicious Walmarters are from PA. WTF? Is it illegal to possess a mirror in the state of Pennsylvania?

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    October 22nd, 2009

  115. Jessica

    this is what happens when you get your hair done @ Wal-mart…

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    October 22nd, 2009

  116. Monica

    Look’s like a skunk crawled on his head and died.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  117. Kevin

    It’s the black Ben Franklin!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  118. the belwood booger

    this guy is one of the students at Bull Miler University in Belwood, NC. that is a cow paddy on his head,

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    October 22nd, 2009

  119. stacey

    I believe this is that spray on hair that was so popular in the past.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  120. Sean

    Hulk Hogan?More like Hulk Hindu!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  121. Frank563

    I think it’s part of his Halloween costume- he must be testing the ‘wow’ factor out at WalMart

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    October 22nd, 2009

  122. aprilicious

    He needs to shave his head and start over. It’s too messed up to even work with now.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  123. Rexallsage

    It’s the I’m youthful yet mature look!!!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  124. squeak

    The front says hip, yet sophisticated. The back screams ‘party like a mufuhka!’

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    October 22nd, 2009

  125. Why am I somehow reminded of Monty Python’s “Toupee Shop Sketch”:

    “You might not believe this, sir, but one of us is actually wearing a toupee at this very moment…”

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    October 22nd, 2009

  126. Cookie

    He’s trying to go for a gradual change. Phasing in the color…very good idea, no one will ever know

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    October 22nd, 2009

  127. riverbrat

    Man, all I could do is look at this pic and think “WTF” & “Shopped”…
    Some of you folks are SO clever, though! I’m laughing like hell at stuff I MIGHT have thought of in a million years or so! (Jamby’s bf aside, I don’t read any Jamby s**t anymore).
    From now one, I am putting on my rose tinted glasses and believing that ANYONE who lacks the integrity to put a real pic on PoWM will also lack the talent to alter it! :)

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    October 22nd, 2009

  128. pUtang

    I’m not sure what robjb said, but I think I agree with him!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  129. bb

    Giving new meaning to shithead

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    October 22nd, 2009

  130. Lady Anne

    It’s a brown, fuzzy yarmulke!

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    October 22nd, 2009

  131. Chuck U. Farley

    Everyone makes mistakes, but dude…. they have these things called baseball hats now.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  132. JBSorens

    WTH is the goal with this dye job?? Apparently the bowl wasn’t deep enough.

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    October 22nd, 2009

  133. Rootbeer float

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    October 23rd, 2009

  134. Zoekat

    OMG!! When I get his age (I’m prob not far from it), will ya’ll just come up and tell me…hey lady you forgot to dye the bottom of your hair, you forgot your pants, your a** is showing or whatever???!!! lol…lol

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    October 23rd, 2009

  135. Ted

    “What’s the worst thing that could happen”? wondered Pumtaz as he cautiously approached the bear, seemingly preoccupied at the dump.

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    October 23rd, 2009

  136. MikeB

    It is possible that it is real hair, that has again begun to grow in its natural color.

    Wudang Mountain, Hubei China, Kung Fu Master Li(female) is over 100 years old, still instructs/practices Kung Fu. Her hair began growing black again when she was about 93. (Documentary Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f89uwL3dxRY )

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    October 23rd, 2009

  137. sally

    That dude has a head like a skunks ass lol

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    October 23rd, 2009

  138. dumbfounded

    Here’s a tip for all you balding men out there. If you buy a toupee when you’re in your 40′s, you’ll probably have to replace it at some point, when the rest of your natural hair goes grey. Let this be a lesson to you.

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    October 23rd, 2009

  139. nicole

    It’s a toupee with a dust ruffle!

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    October 23rd, 2009

  140. Bluei

    It’s a toupe, people! Which in no way makes it any better…

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    October 23rd, 2009

  141. elmomamma

    Am I the only one thinking Planet Of The Apes ?! Seriously it’s the guy from the original Planet of the Apes!!

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    October 23rd, 2009

  142. Kiki

    WOW!! I think he has it on backwards to boot ! LOL

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    October 23rd, 2009

  143. John

    The new president for hair club for men…. Fail!

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    October 23rd, 2009

  144. Rosalie

    This is really peculiar…

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    October 23rd, 2009

  145. Jen Jen

    He is obviously color blind!

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    October 23rd, 2009

  146. Joe

    I’m always having a problem getting the women. WHY am I always having a problem getting the women?! I know! Women love strawberries dipped in chocolate. I think I am having a plan…

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    October 23rd, 2009

  147. DH

    do you have something in a dog shit brown? no? how about a hot fudge sundae crossed with a pekingese dog? darn. how about if you just paint the top of my head with rhino poopies for a fifty?

    folks, if you want to look up the visual definition of “shit head”, this is IT!!!

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    October 23rd, 2009

  148. CeCe

    Did he run out of dye?

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    October 24th, 2009

  149. Greg

    I didn’t even know you could get skid marks on your head……. And I think I’ll keep it that way…….

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    October 24th, 2009

  150. brendan conlon

    hes fooling no1!

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    October 25th, 2009

  151. Jen

    Wtf? Really?

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    October 25th, 2009

  152. its a hair piece,the funny thing is how he tries to blend it into the sides and back :) get rid of the mullet dude its not working and go for a professional cut and dye your hair to match the piece.he just needs help that is all,too many people like you all are lieing to people like this they need the truth.

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    October 25th, 2009

  153. “The grey on my temples make me look distingusihed, huh?”

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    October 26th, 2009

  154. lorider

    The curious case of Benjamin Button.

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    October 26th, 2009

  155. KateDWJMERMJ

    Its just the new comb-over…

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    October 28th, 2009

  156. Simmers99

    SuperAPE Do
    I was thinking about Planet of the Apes this year, and this perfectly combines several of the Simian Hairstyles All In One. How special!

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    October 31st, 2009

  157. woo879

    This makes perfect sense to me; the distinguished look of salt and pepper color with the versatility of a mullet- could have paid a bit more for the dye job, but other then that, genius!

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    November 3rd, 2009

  158. RobynS8971

    It’s so hard to get a good color match when you buy your toupee online.

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    November 5th, 2009

  159. LaurenSG

    So he’s recent enough to realize that he’s balding, but doesn’t realize his hair has gone gray?

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    November 10th, 2009

  160. ….my eyes are bleeding.

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    November 12th, 2009

  161. whoa!

    I know that guy! He’s a local doctor!

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    November 14th, 2009

  162. Nirmal

    that is scary. this guy is definately desi…either indian/pakistani/bangladeshi/or sri lankan…probbaly indian or pakistani…..im wondering where in pa he is. i feel its my duty to fix that hair so he doesnt scare others from our culture….bhoooottttt tusi kojha munda ahhhh behsharam

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    November 24th, 2009

  163. Steph

    That one makes a comb-over look GOOD!

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    November 25th, 2009

  164. Franklinstein

    He looks like like Barack Obama and Benjamin Franklin’s love child, if we were to see him in his late fifties or early sixties.

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    November 27th, 2009

  165. Michelle

    LOL looks like he got crapped on by a bunch of birds

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  166. Jessie

    This one actually made me LOL!

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