November 5th, 2012
I Just Sharted
I feel your pain brother. We’ve all been there, maybe not out in Walmart for the world to see, but we’ve been in your shoes. That feeling leaves you a bid…..skiddish? Boo-ya! Hit em with that left hook they don’t see coming.
Texas
I Just Sharted,
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Reverse Wal-creature racing stripe…..
November 5th, 2012
Going to WALMART always makes me shit my pants
November 5th, 2012
Amazing….isn’t that obama….ya know he’s a real pants load
November 5th, 2012
Nice bacon strip! That’s a real juicy slice too… Bet the sight from the inside of the pants is charming as well. The only thing that would make this better is some corn speckling the strip.
November 5th, 2012
Never, EVER trust a fart!
November 5th, 2012
Guess the door greeter frightened him……..
November 5th, 2012
Apparently this guy needs to take a page out of Jay’s book and do like Jay said in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: ‘Oh these?’ (holds up cig. wraps) ‘What? I have a wiping problem. I stick these…. and bam! No…. in my undies!’
November 5th, 2012
Trouser chilli!
November 5th, 2012
Sure sets up the mood for an Obama win…
November 5th, 2012
(shaking head) Shit for brains and no stick to stir it with.
November 5th, 2012
Dude, you take off the vest and tuck it around your waist while you run out the door. You don’t ignore it and go check out. Ugh!
November 5th, 2012
Proof to never ever eat at Taco Bell before going to Walmart- when the stomach pains come- the “sharts” aint far behind!!! LOL
November 5th, 2012
Here at Walmart broken hearted
Oops I pooped but thought I farted
I only wanted to sit and think
But I just stand here in shit and stink.
November 5th, 2012
The Indy 500 of skid marks. Or is it the Undy 500?
November 5th, 2012
William Shartner?
November 5th, 2012
there’s always some dummy that has to make everything political. *rolls eyes*
anyway…..
by the color of those pants, i’m wondering if that’s a walmart employee!!! O_O
November 5th, 2012
Damn, I knew I shouldn’t had a third helping of that chili-cheese-corn-cabbage-egg breakfast casserole.
November 5th, 2012
Electric fart. You know, the ones that pack a little juice
November 5th, 2012
Here he stands all real dim-witted, tried to fart and totally shitted…
November 5th, 2012
Sorry guys but the ass hole isn’t that high… must be a different reason then shit!
November 5th, 2012
His mudflap is broken.
November 5th, 2012
Attention Wal-Mart Associates! We have a Code brown at register #6! I repeat, a Code Brown at 6!
November 5th, 2012
Here I stand all brokenhearted
Came to to shop and then I sharted
How soon after this shart
Will my picture be on People Of Walmart
November 5th, 2012
when life gives you lemons, YOU SIT ON THEM.
November 5th, 2012
I know anal leakage when I see it. That’s from a big bag of Olestra chips.
November 5th, 2012
I feel sorry for him
November 5th, 2012
He thought like Lit….thought he had to fart but shit!
November 6th, 2012
How do you not smell that shit?
November 6th, 2012
Honestly I’ve never ever had that happen in private or public. That must be the result of a crappy Walmart processed food diet. Which is why I never set foot in that place.
November 6th, 2012
Looks like sweat
November 7th, 2012
no one noticed he is holing hands with another guy
November 20th, 2012
I’m guessing he only meant to cropdust, not fertalize.
December 19th, 2012
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