I Just Sharted



I feel your pain brother. We’ve all been there, maybe not out in Walmart for the world to see, but we’ve been in your shoes. That feeling leaves you a bid…..skiddish? Boo-ya! Hit em with that left hook they don’t see coming.

Texas

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I Just Sharted, 7.5 out of 10 based on 358 ratings

33 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. D.B.

    Reverse Wal-creature racing stripe…..

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    November 5th, 2012

  2. Joey BadaBing

    Going to WALMART always makes me shit my pants
    :-)

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    November 5th, 2012

  3. oral fallwell

    Amazing….isn’t that obama….ya know he’s a real pants load

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    November 5th, 2012

  4. Watertender

    Nice bacon strip! That’s a real juicy slice too… Bet the sight from the inside of the pants is charming as well. The only thing that would make this better is some corn speckling the strip.

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    November 5th, 2012

  5. wally werld

    Never, EVER trust a fart!

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    November 5th, 2012

  6. Slop Jar Magoo

    Guess the door greeter frightened him……..

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    November 5th, 2012

  7. StrawberryCrushJenn

    Apparently this guy needs to take a page out of Jay’s book and do like Jay said in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: ‘Oh these?’ (holds up cig. wraps) ‘What? I have a wiping problem. I stick these…. and bam! No…. in my undies!’

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    November 5th, 2012

  8. Cybr

    Trouser chilli!

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    November 5th, 2012

  9. signguy

    Sure sets up the mood for an Obama win…

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    November 5th, 2012

  10. Northerngirl

    (shaking head) Shit for brains and no stick to stir it with.

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    November 5th, 2012

  11. TH

    Dude, you take off the vest and tuck it around your waist while you run out the door. You don’t ignore it and go check out. Ugh!

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    November 5th, 2012

  12. Helen Hevener

    Proof to never ever eat at Taco Bell before going to Walmart- when the stomach pains come- the “sharts” aint far behind!!! LOL

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    November 5th, 2012

  13. WhaWhat

    Here at Walmart broken hearted
    Oops I pooped but thought I farted
    I only wanted to sit and think
    But I just stand here in shit and stink.

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    November 5th, 2012

  14. Scott R

    The Indy 500 of skid marks. Or is it the Undy 500?

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    November 5th, 2012

  15. Worf

    William Shartner?

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    November 5th, 2012

  16. bumbles

    there’s always some dummy that has to make everything political. *rolls eyes*

    anyway…..

    by the color of those pants, i’m wondering if that’s a walmart employee!!! O_O

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    November 5th, 2012

  17. Sacrastic Stan

    Damn, I knew I shouldn’t had a third helping of that chili-cheese-corn-cabbage-egg breakfast casserole.

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    November 5th, 2012

  18. ynot

    Electric fart. You know, the ones that pack a little juice

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    November 5th, 2012

  19. jane

    Here he stands all real dim-witted, tried to fart and totally shitted…

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    November 5th, 2012

  20. TontoPollo

    Sorry guys but the ass hole isn’t that high… must be a different reason then shit! :P

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    November 5th, 2012

  21. MRHANKEY

    His mudflap is broken.

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    November 5th, 2012

  22. Six Pack Genius

    Attention Wal-Mart Associates! We have a Code brown at register #6! I repeat, a Code Brown at 6!

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    November 5th, 2012

  23. Cableguy1000

    Here I stand all brokenhearted
    Came to to shop and then I sharted
    How soon after this shart
    Will my picture be on People Of Walmart

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    November 5th, 2012

  24. mya

    when life gives you lemons, YOU SIT ON THEM.

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    November 5th, 2012

  25. celticmodes

    I know anal leakage when I see it. That’s from a big bag of Olestra chips.

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    November 5th, 2012

  26. Marcie

    I feel sorry for him

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    November 5th, 2012

  27. Christy Turbeville

    He thought like Lit….thought he had to fart but shit!

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    November 6th, 2012

  28. Leslie

    How do you not smell that shit?

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    November 6th, 2012

  29. It's Me

    Honestly I’ve never ever had that happen in private or public. That must be the result of a crappy Walmart processed food diet. Which is why I never set foot in that place.

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    November 6th, 2012

  30. me

    Looks like sweat

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    November 7th, 2012

  31. cassie

    no one noticed he is holing hands with another guy

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    November 20th, 2012

  32. dkisselstein

    I’m guessing he only meant to cropdust, not fertalize.

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    December 19th, 2012

  33. Enrique

    I came…

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    July 17th, 2013

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