Caption Contest!



It’s not often someone has a worse shirt on than a Cincinnati Bengals fan but this guy managed to do it. What I want to know, and what the world wants to know, is what that little boy is saying to his mother. Best caption will receive a copy of our new 2013 calendar People of Walmart 365 days of Shop & Awe. Also, if you don’t win, which is pretty much everyone, you can buy the calendar. Now. Go buy it now. Right now. If you don’t, the terrorists win.

Ohio

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Caption Contest!, 7.7 out of 10 based on 463 ratings

299 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Diane

    “Come to Papa!”

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    November 5th, 2012

  2. Dawn

    Mommy Men can’t have babies can they???

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    Rating: +28 (from 40 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  3. Angie Bailey

    “Mommy, did he eat Jared Fogle?”

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    Rating: -5 (from 9 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  4. Audrey

    Mom, I didn’t know boys could get pregnant.

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    November 5th, 2012

  5. Bob the LumberJack

    Why is Santa not dressed in red?

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    November 5th, 2012

  6. CHRISTIAN JENKINSON

    ”Hey mommy, look! That man was visited by the stork!”

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    November 5th, 2012

  7. Dawn

    Mommy can men go into labor????

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    November 5th, 2012

  8. Zach Parks

    Mommy, mommy! The big gorilla’s scaring me!!!

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    November 5th, 2012

  9. Eddie Smith

    Mama, That ain’t healty.

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    November 5th, 2012

  10. Brenda Shelton

    Noooooo Mommy! I don’t wanna go in! The people here are scary!!

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    November 5th, 2012

  11. Sherry QuiteContrary

    Mommy I think that man is having a baby.

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    November 5th, 2012

  12. Maria

    That is tasteless you need to take that picture off there you dont know that mans situation making fun or mocking him is just wrong

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    November 5th, 2012

  13. mike

    Mommy…Mommy. help me…”Is that man going to eat me like he did that other boy?”

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    November 5th, 2012

  14. Mary DePriest

    Help – my stomach has fallen and I can’t pick it up!!!

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    November 5th, 2012

  15. HolliBeaR

    Subway really makes the weight fall off

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    November 5th, 2012

  16. Tammy

    Mommy, I am scared. I think I see the 7 dwarfs are in his belly…

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    November 5th, 2012

  17. Jason Goldsack

    Welcome to Walmart, here is your flyer.. I’m holding them in my belly button

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    November 5th, 2012

  18. Jessica

    Mommy! I’m scared!

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    November 5th, 2012

  19. Dracula

    Mommy please don’t let him eat me!

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    November 5th, 2012

  20. DeeDee Rose

    Dude, your zipper is down.

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    November 5th, 2012

  21. Nicole

    Hey,! It’s the Pillsbury Dough-NOT

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    November 5th, 2012

  22. Dracula

    Mommy I think I found out where sis is hiding,,,,,,

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    November 5th, 2012

  23. Kris

    Man drops a child

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    November 5th, 2012

  24. Chris Eff

    The cream cheese on that bagel’s gone sour, mama.

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    November 5th, 2012

  25. rnjane

    NO! Son don’t look! You will be scarred for life!

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    November 5th, 2012

  26. Malachi Stone

    “Mommy, I think my baby brudder’s in there!

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  27. donna

    the man looks like hes leering at the boy like a pedophile and the boy looks like he is feeling it and very uncomfortable

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    November 5th, 2012

  28. ashley sorenson

    Male Fupa (Fattu Upper Pubic Area)

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    November 5th, 2012

  29. Jeremy Walker

    Mommy, I thought only women could have babies?

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  30. Jeremy Walker

    Look how long his tongue is..

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    November 5th, 2012

  31. Esther

    “NO MOMMY”… “I DONT WANNA GET IN HIS BELLLLLAY”

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    November 5th, 2012

  32. Kelly

    Does your belly hang wide? Does it flap from side to side? Does it wave in the breeze from the slightest little sneeze?

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    November 5th, 2012

  33. bryce paulson

    I’m sexy and I know it. jiggle jiggle jiggle yeah. jiggle jiggle jiggle yeah. i eat out.

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    November 5th, 2012

  34. Jeremy Walker

    Mommy look. I found Waldo..

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    November 5th, 2012

  35. Neecie

    Mommy, that man’s shoplifting a big belly!

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    November 5th, 2012

  36. Jeremy Walker

    Mommy look. Lays are on sale.

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  37. Hello

    Is that the new quarterback for the Bengals?

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    November 5th, 2012

  38. J. Moser

    He takes the term “How low can you go” to a whole new level.

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    November 5th, 2012

  39. J. Moser

    He takes the term “How low can you go” to a whole new level.

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  40. Heather Cobb

    “Mommy, it’s peeking at me”!

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  41. David

    Please Mommy don’t tell me that’s my Daddy.

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    November 5th, 2012

  42. Jennifer Dye

    GET IN MY BELLY!!

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    November 5th, 2012

  43. Mark

    “Mommy! That man doesn’t have a pee-pee!”

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    November 5th, 2012

  44. Jill

    “Mama, just *how* many babies does that man have in his tummy?”

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  45. Joyce

    OMG!!!! Fat Bastard is real.

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    November 5th, 2012

  46. Mike Klomp

    “Holy crap! Boil some water, grab some clean sheets. My water just broke!!!!

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  47. Guess who

    GET IN MA BELLAH!!!!!

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  48. Joyce

    OMG!!!!! Fat Bastard is real.

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  49. Nick the troubadour

    here in the wal-mart subway, we now have a live size Before of Jerred.

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  50. Leslie

    Mom, help! There’s a man over there with his guts spilling out onto the floor!!

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  51. John

    Mommy did he eat all the Twinkies, I want my Twinkies now!!!!!

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  52. Shane Werner

    I saw this guy at WM and I told him he was a fat f*&k. He said “yeah.”

    I asked him “when was the last time you saw your dick?” He replied “It’s been awhile.”

    Finally I asked him “Who don’t you diet?” His response “Why, what color is it now?”

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  53. Barry

    Thanks. I lost my breakfast.

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  54. Tim

    Hmmm I think I’ll just HANG out a bit.

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  55. Nate Stegner

    “OK, I’ll wear the Andy Dalton jersey, just please don’t let that man turn me into a California Club Sandwich!”

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  56. Scotty Majors

    Drop it like its HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  57. Marilyn

    Mommy, Mommy… don’t let him eat me!!!

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  58. Rebecca

    “Mommy, is that guy gonna have a baby?”

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  59. Jeni K

    “Mommy, that man just took my toy and hid it in his belly button!”

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  60. Yourekiddingmeright

    GET IN MAH BELLY!!!!!

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  61. Preston

    Mommy, why aren’t my balls that big and why does he only have one?

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  62. Kristie

    Mommy did he eat daddy???????????

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  63. Michael Ridenour

    Look, mommy, that guy has his balls outside of his pants. I bet they’re easier to play with that way. Can I do that too mommy?

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  64. Brandy Eddy

    Just hanging out and trying to attract a mate.

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  65. WTF

    Mommy, hold me, im scared. There is a monster coming out of that mans shirt.

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  66. SARA

    “Mama, I promise I’ll listen and not ask for anything ever ever ever ever again…just don’t let that man eat me!”

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  67. Joe Sorensen

    Prices aren’t the only thing dropping at Walmart this season.

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  68. PPLWATCHER

    Children cringe in fear at the sight of the Awesome Dunlap…

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  69. Ray

    Mommy, somebody stole my football!

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  70. dave

    Mommy is that where babies come from ?

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  71. Larry

    (Mom) Now you have to be good in the store or that man will Eat you…
    (boy) I will mommy, I promise I will never be bad)

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  72. christine

    I head of do your ears hang low.. but never heard does your stomach hang low..

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  73. Don N

    “Mommy, why does Santa look like he wants to touch my private special place?”

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  74. oldfashioneddonut

    “Mom?”

    “Yes, son?”

    “I think that man’s belly dropped a crumb.”

    “Don’t worry sweetie. Looks like his belly is all over it.”

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  75. JennyBear

    No Mom, please put the spinach back! I don’t want to grow big and strong!!

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  76. Fleet

    Mom, that man looks a lot like you before you had Joey. Do you think he’s going to have his baby soon?

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  77. Melissa

    Mommy, I don’t want to go to subway no more

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    November 5th, 2012

  78. Dan

    Your right mommy your hooche isnt that stretched out after all.

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  79. Lisa Ormsby

    Mommy, that man’s butt is upside down.

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  80. Arica

    He’s giving birth to his belly

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  81. deborah

    Mommy, look that man swallowed a basketball!!

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  82. justin

    look mommy he has a dicky-doo… ya know where his belly hangs lower than his dicky do!

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    November 5th, 2012

  83. Eric

    Fresh Baked Rolls!

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    November 5th, 2012

  84. aDAM

    ***Little BOY WITH BRITISH ACCENT**** Dear god mommy, did that man eat the whole dango?!

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  85. Zakadabug

    Guess his misunderstood what “eating fresh” meant.

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    Rating: -4 (from 4 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  86. Breana Douglass

    Got Walmart?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -3 (from 5 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  87. mawbell in Texas

    Mommy I think that man has dunlaps disease, his belly dunlapped over his pants, just like uncle Fred.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -2 (from 4 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  88. Mike

    He kinda looks like a baby. Im higher on the food chain. Get in my belly.

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  89. Stef

    He’s not sitting on the chair, he actually ate it and it’s coming out of his ass

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -3 (from 7 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  90. Denise

    Hey mom… I think I know where Jared is!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  91. Sarah Tharrett

    “I’m too sexy for my shirt…too sexy!!!”

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -4 (from 4 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  92. Stef

    He’s not sitting on the chair, he actually ate it and it’s being shat out.

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  93. Dee

    I’m Santa in disguise but I don’t think my shirt covers my toy bag…….

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  94. PsychoKlown

    Just so we’re all on the same page – this is the same Ohio that’s going to decide the presidency…right?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 4.2/5 (6 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +4 (from 10 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  95. Me

    I didn’t know till know that it was possible to have your belly buttom below your knees.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -1 (from 5 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  96. Dsnider12

    Subway hired him to make their customers feel skinnier.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +5 (from 7 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  97. Mark

    Son, that is what happens when daddies eat their young!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  98. Tom Hood

    OH MY GOD ITS JABBA THE HUTT…can you sign this?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -2 (from 4 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  99. NC Viewer

    Okay mom! I promise I won’t ask for another video game! Please don’t make me go sit on his lap… I don’t think he is Santa!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  100. girlwatcher

    My lap! My lap! My kingdom for a lap!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  101. Ebony Booth

    “Mommy, is Jabba the Hut allowed to be on Earth now because Disney bought Lucasfilm?”

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -2 (from 4 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  102. Leo

    Mommy, I dont wanna reach in his belly button and get any candy!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  103. Zach Pauly

    Sir, what are you doing? Hanging out…. Just hanging out.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -1 (from 5 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  104. Misti Lee

    Mommy look its Jabba from Star Wars!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -2 (from 4 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  105. Steph

    They say Ohio may go to Obama. I think that man ate Obama!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -2 (from 4 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  106. Patricia VanCleave

    It’s so nice out, I think I’ll leave it out.

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -2 (from 4 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  107. Locksley

    “I’m bigger than you. I’m higher on the food chain! Git in mah BELLY!”

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  108. Cay

    Look Mommy, he has a big outty !

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  109. Adam

    Mommy, look, that man is melting!!!

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    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -1 (from 5 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  110. Jojo

    Mommy call for help that mans belly is falling off!!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  111. Brian

    oopa loopa

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  112. Teresa

    “Mommy, how does that man walk? Or even go to the bathroom without his belly getting in the way?”

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -4 (from 4 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  113. Clint Wilkinson

    “Mommy that mans belly button just winked at me”

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  114. Kevin

    Look mommy, That is what happens when you ear mentos and drink diet coke. We better run because it looks like he is ready to blow!!!!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  115. JOy

    jelly belly: belly flops

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  116. oatmeals

    honey boo boos mom

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  117. Sue

    The man is thinking I was a cute little kid once! Will someone please help me?

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  118. Brian

    Mommy, that man has the biggest wiener ever!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  119. Steve

    I couldn’t tell you the last time I saw my weiner……..

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  120. Mackenzie

    He has dun-lap disease. His belly dun-lapped over his belt.

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    Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  121. Ricky Ward

    Okay! It’s not my belly, i had a time drawing a belly button on my sack!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    November 5th, 2012

  122. Jena

    Mommy, I think that man is trying to steal a turkey under his shirt.

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  123. Ricky Ward

    (the first part didn’t display, the boy asked is that your belly pervert and then the man replied……….

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    November 5th, 2012

  124. Hutch

    WAL-MART, where the cool guys HANG out!

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  125. Derrico13

    Feelin’ Flab-ulous!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  126. RandyinOk

    Look ma, it’s Jabba The Hut!!

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    Rating: 1.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -2 (from 4 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  127. Kat

    Mommy you always say Daddy has a hangover. Is that one?

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    November 5th, 2012

  128. Stormydae

    I ate my twin.

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    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  129. Chris Murad

    Mommy, I think he’s fallen and he get get up!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  130. Chris Murad

    Mommy, I think he’s fallen and he can’t get up!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  131. Chris Murad

    Mommy, I think he fell and he can’t get up!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  132. Cybr

    “Can I go milk the cow, Mommy?

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  133. Lance Corporal

    That IS his stomach…..isn’t it?

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  134. Frank

    Mommy that man was telling me to come over and to ‘lift and sniff.’

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    Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  135. dude

    “Mommy, what’s that whale doing out of the sea?”

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  136. Michael

    Find your penis! Find your penis, $1! $1!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +1 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  137. Kara

    So, THAT’s why we have not seen Jared doing Subway commercials anymore!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  138. Dave A

    AAAggghhhh!!! Mommy the blob’s
    coming after me!!!!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  139. mya

    I remember when i was little i would put kickballs in my shirt and pretend to be pregnant when i was little! But they would always fall out… -_-

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    November 5th, 2012

  140. its a wide wally world

    Alright, damnit, who took my picture while I was scoping out “Hack Job”?

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    November 5th, 2012

  141. Polar Bear

    MAKE IT GO AWAY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  142. John Tomaselli

    MOM that man’s nut sack is hanging out.

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  143. Tasha Shiehzadeh

    Mommy that man is melting!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  144. Greg

    It looks like Jared fell off the wagon.

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    November 5th, 2012

  145. Emac

    Mom. Mom. Mommy. Offer that man over there a wafer.

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    November 5th, 2012

  146. Nate Dearyan

    MOM! MOM! WHATS GONNA COME OUT OF IT? (While holding TIGHT to momma!)

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    November 5th, 2012

  147. Dillweed

    No mommy, I don’t want to be a star on People of Walmart!!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    November 5th, 2012

  148. Tee

    “Momma, he keeps telling me to ‘Get In His Belly’…..”

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    November 5th, 2012

  149. karen

    Who’s butthole is on his tummy?

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    November 5th, 2012

  150. Ron

    Ewwwww Mommy! It’s making squishy sounds when he breathes!!!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    November 5th, 2012

  151. Purplechaos

    Mama don’t make me get in his belly

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    November 6th, 2012

  152. Ellen

    Pacman’s sucking my dick, kid. Now get lost.

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    November 6th, 2012

  153. Steve Adams

    Mommy, That man’s belly is escaping!!!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 6th, 2012

  154. adam weiler

    are we gonna die?

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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 6th, 2012

  155. Moose

    “Mom! It’s ESCAPING!!!!”

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    November 6th, 2012

  156. alank

    man: get in ma belly!!

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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 6th, 2012

  157. David

    “Mom? I guess Stephen King’s Thinner really is science fiction…or is that Richard Bachmann?”

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    November 6th, 2012

  158. Lynn

    Camel Toe has an ugly ass brother named Hippo Bump.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 6th, 2012

  159. Larence

    Mom, is it alive.

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    Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)

    November 6th, 2012

  160. debbie

    are you freaking kidding me!!! it’s bad enough he needs to loose 100 lbs. but for god’s sake cover it up, it’s no damn wonder why people are on this site, if they would just use their f***ing brains

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    November 6th, 2012

  161. oneijack

    Mommy! That man smells like bacon and fart!

    He also asked if I could help find his weiner!

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    November 6th, 2012

  162. Grammy2012

    This is a self created, medical emergency. This is what”supersize” portions will get you. Just say no!

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    November 6th, 2012

  163. BigSoph

    Security, we have a white male attempting to shoplift what looks like is a large, greasy, hairy…hairy? Ham.
    Wait, correction. It is not a “ham”, it is the man’s distended gut. This is security two signing off while I take a moment to vomit and rub bleach on my eyeballs

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    November 6th, 2012

  164. Joey BadaBing

    He’s pissed off……………..

    All the scooters were taken

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    Rating: +4 (from 4 votes)

    November 6th, 2012

  165. JWag

    “Mommy!!! He just ate my brother!!”

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    November 6th, 2012

  166. laurie

    Mommy, why is the thing between his legs so big?

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    November 6th, 2012

  167. ddavis

    OMG he painted the Walmart smiley face and hid it under his shirt!!! Look, he’s screaming and falling out…we gotta help him!!!

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    Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)

    November 6th, 2012

  168. fader

    Once again the problem is not the person pictured but the douche who took the picture and the site that’s showing it. Take this one down. Crosses the line.

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    November 6th, 2012

  169. Gloria

    Mommy that fat bastard told me to “git in his belly”

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    November 6th, 2012

  170. FRANKIE

    Mommy call Austin, wh just found Fat Bastard

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    November 6th, 2012

  171. Randy

    The fanny pack disguised as a stomach will make me SO much cooler.

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 6th, 2012

  172. Bill

    Ok mommy you win, no more candy.

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    November 6th, 2012

  173. Dean

    “Mommy I’m scared (SOB), his belly button is following me wherever I go”

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    November 6th, 2012

  174. brian

    how low can you go

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    November 6th, 2012

  175. C G

    “I just love hangin’ out at Wal-Mart!”

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    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)

    November 6th, 2012

  176. Ted

    Please dear god, tell me that’s his belly button and not the “one eye”!

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    November 6th, 2012

  177. Vulcanrod

    Mommy, that man said:
    “GET IN MY BELLY”

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    November 6th, 2012

  178. Paulie Clark

    I really DID hear a scream from in there!

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    November 6th, 2012

  179. David

    Mum, is that men’s belly keeping his willy warm

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    November 6th, 2012

  180. Sandra Wieczorkowski

    Mommy,why is that man melting all over the floor, it’s not that hot in here.

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    November 6th, 2012

  181. Jeff M.

    Now that they’ve found Jabba The Hut , Disney can start filming……….

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    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
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    November 6th, 2012

  182. right winger

    Get some towels and boil some water! My Spanx just broke!

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    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
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    November 6th, 2012

  183. right winger

    Mommy, Mommy! Is that man melting?

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    November 6th, 2012

  184. varra

    Does your stomach hang low can you tie it with a bow can you tie it in a knot can you tie it in a bow…..

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
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    November 6th, 2012

  185. right winger

    Mommy, that man spilled his “Slime”!

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    November 6th, 2012

  186. Erica

    He told me to rub his belly for luck.

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    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)

    November 6th, 2012

  187. OG Alex

    Mommy! Look! Octo-dad is about to drop a basketball team.

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    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 6th, 2012

  188. Twan

    Nom Nom Nom!!!

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 6th, 2012

  189. jerry mccombs

    Peek a Boo, little boy….

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    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
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    November 6th, 2012

  190. Susie

    Peek a- boo, I ‘eye’ see you.

    It looks like he is hiding an alien under his shirt

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    November 6th, 2012

  191. Susie

    Peek a- boo, I (eye) see you

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)

    November 6th, 2012

  192. Sophie

    Mummy! He ate Peter Griffin, and my sister!

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    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)

    November 6th, 2012

  193. Lulu

    Mommy, why is that man’s gut where his dick should be?

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    November 6th, 2012

  194. jj

    Mommy, that guy’s penis is really swollen.

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    November 6th, 2012

  195. Tammy Lindsey

    Hey guys, is my gunt showing?

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    November 7th, 2012

  196. Taylor

    Octomom?

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    November 7th, 2012

  197. Holly

    Mommy? Why is that man’s butt on his belly?

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    November 7th, 2012

  198. Charli

    …”but mom, It’s still looking at me”

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    November 7th, 2012

  199. DevsChica

    “Mom… I’m scared. It winked at me.”

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    November 7th, 2012

  200. Natasha K

    A young Ridley Scott stumbles across the inspiration for Prometheus in the depths of Wallmart…

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    Rating: 2.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 7th, 2012

  201. bill

    mom that guy needs to zip his shirt……………….

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    November 7th, 2012

  202. Noel

    GET IN MY BELLY……

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    November 7th, 2012

  203. littlelorna

    “I think it just winked at me…. WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!”

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    November 7th, 2012

  204. Marten

    DISGUSTING!

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (1 vote cast)
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    November 7th, 2012

  205. Jeremy

    “Fat guy in a little coat!!”

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)

    November 7th, 2012

  206. Jerry

    no thats not the head of my penis
    tell your kid his will never look like that if he rubs it

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    November 7th, 2012

  207. Dee

    I think the baby dropped….lol

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    November 7th, 2012

  208. samantha barber

    Mom i thought jabba the hut was only in the movies?

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    November 7th, 2012

  209. Carver

    Please, sir. Just tuck that back into your pants. Where it belongs.

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    November 8th, 2012

  210. Carver

    Never Mind. Somebody just informed me That he is Michael Moore’s little brother.

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    November 8th, 2012

  211. Mary

    Mommy, don’t let him eat me too!

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    November 8th, 2012

  212. Callista

    Chip bags and Belly sags

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    Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)
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    November 8th, 2012

  213. dave

    “where’s my watermelon? I know I put it somewhere….”

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    Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)
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    November 8th, 2012

  214. jnz2011

    Mommy, what kind of doughnut is that man hiding under his shirt?

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    November 8th, 2012

  215. Megan

    Mommy,is that a giant gummy bear,or is he just having a babay??

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    November 8th, 2012

  216. Megan

    Mommy,is that a giant gummy bear,or is he just having a baby??

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    November 8th, 2012

  217. Tiffany Ann

    “Please don’t let him eat me!”

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    November 8th, 2012

  218. Rhys

    Momma, look at that fat piece of shit sitting of there.

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 8th, 2012

  219. Janice

    “Get In My BELLY!!!”

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    November 9th, 2012

  220. Tammy Thompson

    He has the ” Dickie Do Syndrom” his belly sticks out more then his DICKIE DO!!!LMAO

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    November 9th, 2012

  221. Str8jacket

    “Mommy, that man’s stomach hole is watching me.”

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    November 9th, 2012

  222. Mick Levin

    ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ALL HANDS TO THE CAKE COUNTER!

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    November 9th, 2012

  223. Ryan L

    Mommy, I’m scared! What is that thing?

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    Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
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    November 9th, 2012

  224. Me too

    I have a sinking feeling that he smells like cheese. :(

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    November 9th, 2012

  225. Steve

    Mama, Mama…Look…that man’s wiener is out!

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    November 9th, 2012

  226. Bill Medland

    So THAT’S the template for Peter Griffin.

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    November 10th, 2012

  227. Peter Lewis

    “My weight loss program is a pair of garden shears!”

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    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
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    November 10th, 2012

  228. Patrick

    You want some candy little boy??

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    November 10th, 2012

  229. Shealyn

    Mommy, what is it!?

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    November 10th, 2012

  230. trashboy

    They call him fat back.

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    November 11th, 2012

  231. Mark Hatten

    Dickydo disease
    When your belly hangs out further then
    Your dick does. Also common on fat people were the fat
    Hangs out further than their penis.
    Look at jimmys dickydoo. He really needs to loose some weight

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    November 11th, 2012

  232. gunga

    mom, that man has someone under his shirt with their ass hanging out.

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    November 11th, 2012

  233. Dave Pratt

    Is that octomom???

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    November 11th, 2012

  234. Is this octomom????

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    November 11th, 2012

  235. Ed

    Mommy… why’s that mans belly eyeball looking at me????

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    November 12th, 2012

  236. Liz

    Mommy, Mommy, the Blob is escaping!

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    November 12th, 2012

  237. Brent Reek

    Mom he’s melting!

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    November 12th, 2012

  238. Chris Hoskins

    Mommy? Is his 6-pack abs underneath that keg?

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    November 12th, 2012

  239. SweetGal

    “Mommy, Mommy, What is creeping out of that man’s shirt ?”
    “That is what we call unattractiveness”

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    November 12th, 2012

  240. S Hicks

    Jared?

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    November 12th, 2012

  241. Buy American

    Tommy.. see the man over there holding his big tummy? Well THATS where the bad kids go when they dont obey their parents in Walmart.

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    November 13th, 2012

  242. alita

    Sweet. Baby. Jesus… D:

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    November 13th, 2012

  243. tyler

    Belly on the ground, belly on the ground,
    Lookin’ like a fool with your belly on the ground!

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    November 13th, 2012

  244. Missy Champagne

    This dooms day prepper not taking a change. just remember when the big one hits and theres no more food. All you skinny broads will be wishing you had him around. Hell this guy will out live us all.

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    November 13th, 2012

  245. tim gale

    Hey where can I find the wheelbarrows?

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    November 14th, 2012

  246. Cadence O'Connor

    Octomom ain’t got nothing on me!

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    November 14th, 2012

  247. TERRY

    That man has a severe of the dickie-do….his belly hangs lower than his dickie-do

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    November 14th, 2012

  248. Mavis Feldman

    ” I want that baby in my belly” I want that baby back , baby back, baby back ribs”

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    November 14th, 2012

  249. LC

    Momma – he ate Billy. I seen him do it

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    November 14th, 2012

  250. amey

    Fat Guy-”GET IN MY BELLY!!!”

    Kid-”NO! NO! Mommy, PLEASE NO!”

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    November 15th, 2012

  251. Jon

    GUY: Let my belly hit the floor, Let my belly hit the floor, Let my belly hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOR~!

    Kid: Mother of god please help

    (and i think thats my walmart where i live at .-.)

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    November 15th, 2012

  252. Rob

    “I’m higher up in the food chain, I’m bigger than you are! Get in my bellayyy!” >:-)

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    November 15th, 2012

  253. Rob

    Sorry about the double-comment, but I just noticed that he’s sitting just outside a Subway restaurant, but he’s not eating there. Their food must be TOO healthy for him. >:-)

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    November 15th, 2012

  254. Xijilia

    Octoman!

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    November 17th, 2012

  255. Neal Creecy

    It takes guts to go to Wal-Mart!

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    November 18th, 2012

  256. steve baker

    i want my baby back,baby back,baby back,i want my baby back,baby back ribs

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    November 18th, 2012

  257. Jim

    I want your baby. Get in my belly. I want my baby back baby back back baby back ribs.

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    November 20th, 2012

  258. Sammy

    You need an apron to work in the food court!

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    November 20th, 2012

  259. Timbo

    Boy: Mommy, that man has a giant balls! Mom: No honey that is stomach.

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    November 21st, 2012

  260. mike

    “drop it like its hawt “

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    November 22nd, 2012

  261. DNO

    Mummy what’s humpty dumpty doing to that man??

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    November 25th, 2012

  262. DNO

    Mummy whats humpty dumpty doing to that man??

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    November 25th, 2012

  263. Day

    there is some very large chunks of fumunda cheese under there. You say (FUMUNDA) ???? (From under his balls Cheese)

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    November 26th, 2012

  264. Beth

    I think he wants to eat me.

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    November 26th, 2012

  265. Buschpahnders

    Snooki’s clothes keep getting skimpier and skimpier

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    November 28th, 2012

  266. Gerry

    Walmarmus a new breed or Wal-Mart shopper

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    November 30th, 2012

  267. Lokocheese

    Aww come on mom, cant i point and laugh one last time?

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    December 1st, 2012

  268. Craig C

    Boy: Hey Mom, look at this fat ass! And at Subway of all places! What’s the clipboard for, marking how many pedophilic glances you’ve given little kids like me? “THE OXYGEN!”

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    December 2nd, 2012

  269. ken

    mommy, is that his pee-pee?

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    December 3rd, 2012

  270. Brittany

    Family guy-Voice of Bruce
    (Man)-Mmmmm…..I know I’s lookin this way, but I’m really thinkin about those Chips over therrre. I’ll just starts ma diet ta-marra. Yay chips.

    (Boy) *Squints mischievious eyes* Imma go touch it….

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    December 5th, 2012

  271. Wendell

    “Mommy . . . that’s the biggest peepee I ever did sees”

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    December 6th, 2012

  272. Joe

    Can you see my balls? Yeah, me neither.

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    December 6th, 2012

  273. Mr. T

    Mommy is that a big hairy bagel on that man’s lap?

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    December 7th, 2012

  274. Blusky

    Kids, yummmm, they taste like chicken.

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    December 8th, 2012

  275. Robert Gibson

    Mommy did he have his ass moved to the front so he can reach it?

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    December 9th, 2012

  276. Patty Sponsel

    Mommy, tell that man to stop looking at me like I’m the last twinky on the shelf……..

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    December 11th, 2012

  277. Adam

    “I see fat people!”

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    December 11th, 2012

  278. Sarah

    “Mommy, I’m scared!”
    “What for, sweetie?”
    (reminiscent of Pumba in the Lion King) “HE’S GONNA EAT ME!”

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    December 12th, 2012

  279. Enaid

    “mommy! the pilsbury dough boy is melting!”

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    December 14th, 2012

  280. Linda

    “Peekaboo”

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    December 16th, 2012

  281. Trudie

    LOOK OUT!!! He’s gonna blow!!

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    December 18th, 2012

  282. Eric

    Mind if I hang around?

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    December 18th, 2012

  283. Baby Fuzz

    “mommy why does that guy eat so much subway or is he giving birth?

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    December 19th, 2012

  284. dkisselstein

    How does he find it to go pee?

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    December 19th, 2012

  285. dkisselstein

    His unit must have dried up and died by now-they don’t grow in the shade.

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    December 19th, 2012

  286. larry

    Just hanging out.

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    December 25th, 2012

  287. Lena

    OMG!! IT’S THE REAL PETER GRIFFIN

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    December 27th, 2012

  288. Tina

    “NOOOOO, Mommy… he already ate my brothers and sisters, NOT ME TOOOO”

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    January 1st, 2013

  289. Shaye

    Mommy…I think his water just broke.

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    January 5th, 2013

  290. Dexter

    If I could reverse gravity for a day…

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    January 21st, 2013

  291. Sean Kirby

    ‘Isn’t that where babies come from?’

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    January 29th, 2013

  292. Teresa

    Underbelly- sexier than underboobs- another look that was banned by the 2013 Grammy Fashion police.

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    February 12th, 2013

  293. Teresa

    Underbelly- similar to underboob but way sexier- another look that was banned by the 2013 Grammy Fashion Police. I guess Dave Grohl will have to accept on your behalf when you get turned away at the door.

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    February 12th, 2013

  294. mike richardson

    mommy why does that man have a big pillow in his shirt. it’s to keep his peepee from getting cold hunny………

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    February 21st, 2013

  295. Keri King

    “Mommy, he keeps staring at me. I dont want him to take me away!”

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    March 8th, 2013

  296. fudge

    Mommy that mans belly is falling off.

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    April 2nd, 2013

  297. Hassan

    Mom, if that man’s belly is that big, how large his dick is?

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    May 12th, 2013

  298. Mike Sutherland

    Sir, did you have a basketball for breakfast?

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    September 19th, 2013

  299. John

    Mm…Mommy, it just growled at me!

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    September 25th, 2013

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