November 6th, 2012
Voting Day
After years of planning, campaigning, debating, annoying phone calls, awkward door-to-door conversations, yard signs everywhere, flip flopping, and over 2 billion dollars spent on terrible television ads in Ohio alone, today is the day we go out and vote for the person we knew we were going to vote for 4 years ago. You can go ahead and yell at each other in the comments now because that’s the best way to change another person’s opinion.
Missouri & Virginia
Voting Day,
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“You can go ahead and yell at each other in the comments now because that’s the best way to change another person’s opinion.”
One of the funniest and best political statements I have ever seen.
November 6th, 2012
Don’t forget to choose between the “giant douche” and the “turd sandwich”!
November 6th, 2012
Regardless of whether GIANT DOUSCHE or TURD SANDWICH wins, i will still be a serf, my children and elders will still be serfs, and nothing will change that as long as this system is in place. But hey, if it makes you feel like you are doing something worthwhile, go and vote, and then get back to the more important things in american life: celebrity buzz, meaningless sports, pop-culture and the like. Because we all know most of us would rather be distracted from reality and lied to sweetly than face the truth and do what really must be done.
November 6th, 2012
You should all be reading skeptic’s blogs. Phil Plait is a good place to start.
Planet-38 is right on. Mike Oxfat is scarily correct.
Obama will win, but he needs some brains on the other side of the aisle to accomplish anything. If there was a god of any kind that would happen, but there’s not. So good luck, MY President. Just wish my Mom had lived to see him elected.
And ya, I’m a white female.
November 6th, 2012
Just remember don’t renig in 2012
November 6th, 2012
I have this strong feeling that people visiting peopleofwalmart.com dont give a crap who’s president anyway. Either way the sun rises and sets on my hourly wage and the oil still needs to be the same temperature to fry my turkey. I’m going to keep living my simple life, lauging at stupid people, and partying like a rockstar either way.
November 6th, 2012
Happy end-of-political-ads day! That’s the thing I’m really glad for. At this point it barely even matters who wins. The President doesn’t even have that much power, most of it is just the influence on Congress, who makes most of the major decisions. They can just veto stuff, and even that is rare.
November 6th, 2012
Actually, regardless of what the Wal-creature wearing the shirt might think, that “keep the change” shirt is not political, unless the shirt manufacturer stole a non-political song for his own gain. Which is possible I’m sure. It’s a Daryl Whorley song that was written with no political agenda in mind at all. And if I spelled his name wrong, I’m sorry. I’m on my way to work and can’t double check it. And btw, I know the singer had no agenda because I saw him in concert, and he talked about it. He said people think that, but it’s not true.
November 6th, 2012
I am so confused.
Which is the GIANT TURD and which is th DOUCH?
November 6th, 2012
HEY POWM HOW come I have not seen a “Willy the pimp” for PEZIDENT?
Willy be a great candidate to vote for in this ERECTION!
“WILLY FER PEZ!”
At least Willy could make the ORAL Orriface a place where ALL (male)Americans could idendtify.
Willy could make MAJOR changes to the U.Ass of Ahole Constitution, that would MAKE sense!
Willy, could bring back jobs in the field of prostitution, JUST like CLITON did with his “Hey i did not know a blow job was SEX!”
Next time your phone rings with a recorded message from some clown like clinton, just say, I got my WILLY in my hand!
Paid for, by the “I got my Willy in my hand” Willy for President!”
I be Willy, and I loves dis message!
November 6th, 2012
I can’t read the shirt on the left, what does it say?
November 6th, 2012
Remember to vote for the ‘murrican!
November 6th, 2012
Willy the pimp fer pezident!
November 7th, 2012
You can tell which one is the pussy……the one who needs a gun to hide behind.
December 22nd, 2012
AWWW..WELL I HOPE HE “CHANGED” HIS SHIRT AFTER OBAMA WON.
CANT CHANGE THAT FACT NOW CAN YA. LOL
February 4th, 2013
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