I’ve Got The Blues



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Well, the good news about that dress is that it looks like its going to go ahead and cut off that back titty for you!

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I've Got The Blues, 6.5 out of 10 based on 15 ratings

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  1. Bullz

    look out! she’s gonna blow!

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  2. casie

    dang.. it’s not the kraft macaroni and cheese blues..

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  3. Trace

    SHE NEEDS MORE OF THE BLUES!

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  4. lorena

    gives devil in a blue dress a new meaning.

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  5. Brooke

    Now what I can’t figure out is how she can afford a Dooney & Bourke purse, but not a dress that fits!!

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  6. Monica

    Looks like a roast all tied up and ready for the oven…

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  7. mem

    Hey people – leave your bondage tactics in the bedroom!

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  8. Custom Dress – Check
    Date To Prom With No Arm Sleeves – Check
    Hit Wal-Mart Before Prom – Check

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  9. crazykate007

    A rare view of the blue female version of The Hulk transforming!!!!

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  10. alison

    When you have Kate Gosselin’s porcupine inverted mullet you can pull of almost any look! Except this one. Let’s all say a prayer of thanks that the slit in the skirt is not centered. I would be forced to gouge out my eyes if this were not the case.

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  11. I think I just threw up in my mouth

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  12. Goofey Goober

    OMG! You can see where her panties start and I’m surprised you can’t see where they end with that slit up her leg.

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  13. Liam

    I had no idea they were making dresses with piano wire these days.

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  14. Mary

    I don’t know what;s worse – the blue dress or the tacky orange D&B purse (most likely fake) in the cart.

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  15. TPAUL78

    She paid so much for the designer bag that she couldn’t afford the whole dress.

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  16. Beth

    The strings in the back are making her back-boobs worse!

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  17. victrola

    I don’t know what’s worse. 1) Visible Back Boobs or 2) Double Muffin Top above the too tight pantyline!

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  18. Jessster

    I think she is looking for a work out video.

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  19. BigGuy

    I wonder if she is looking at a fitness dvd

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  20. mels

    somesone’s in denial!!

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  21. Cheese

    No, no, no honey. You are suppose to wear clothes OVER the corset. This isn’t the cabaret.

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  22. MisUndrstd

    I guess you could say she’s “All tied up”.

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  23. SHOCKEDNAMAZED

    The dude has got some small back titties himself. Wait……those must be love handles for both of them to hang on to for safety throughout the ride!

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  24. Sorsha

    It’s a bad sign when even your back fat wants to escape the dress you are wearing.

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  25. Angie

    Wonder how old she is and what her kids are thinking. For the love of God woman….put some clothes on!!

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  26. seven

    “cut off that back titty” AHAHAHA thats great :)

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  27. Laura

    man behind her isn’t upset by the view

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  28. Matt

    the good news is back boobs are something she and the world can do without

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  29. Mike Hunt

    Yeah, I know her!
    Her name is Play Dough, the wife of Pillsbury Doughboy.
    It looks like the biatch is cheating on him with that dude in the wife beater.
    I hope she gets a yeast infection.

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  30. Ginny

    Side boobs…double the fun!!!!

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  31. Lisa

    PLEASE someone call the fashion police stat!

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  32. Fordf150

    It’s Barney in a Dress !! ha ha

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  33. Jen Jen

    Wonder if that dress is a faded glory original? I swear that back boob on the right is winking at all of us!!

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  34. rudeomatic

    Monica: Looks like a roast all tied up and ready for the oven….

    Nice one Monica !

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  35. BigWood

    The girdle goes UNDER the dress hon.

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  36. Trina

    I’m still trying to figure out how she manage to get that dress on without
    the strings breaking, cuz they look like they’re about to break at any second now…

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  37. She’s Buying “Pretty Woman” – she wants to learn the trade.

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  38. AZsoxfan

    What do you feel worse for the blue dress wrapped around it? or the guy to it’s right who goes up inside of it. I suppose you have to feel pitty on the dress, atleast it has no choice and was meant for someone with a much better body than that.

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  39. Pook

    I assure you that is NOT a dress folks, its a denim sausage casing

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  40. BlindedBYthelite

    Hope she doesn’t decide to go dancing in that dress! The friction alone from those strings against her skin could be a fire hazard!! o_O

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  41. BiPolar Bear

    She’s got more rolls than Pillsbury.

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  42. donkeypunch

    I love her Fred Durst cover band…Limp Brisket

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  43. Joshua Stetar

    Ewww! Come on lady, your boobs are showing. :( Cover those up!

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  44. granny panties

    ah, i beleive the person taking the pic owns that D&B ……she looks a hot mess in that dress!!!!

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  45. Where’s greanpeace when you need them. Push this whale back in the ocean…

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  46. Ken

    They should name this woman Violet Bauregard. She looks like what she turned in to. A big blueberry. Go Big Blue!

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  47. I'm not telling

    it that u heidi? I thought u were told not to wear clothes that were to small. when u’re a size 14 don’t try and wear a size 8, THE CLOTHES DONT FIT and ur fat hangs out, how many times do we have to keep telling u??

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  48. Typingfool

    Now everyone else has the blues too…. She looks all trussed up for Thanksgiving. Ugh….

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  49. SnideRemarks

    OMG, I had no idea that we were facing a huge fabric shortage…but that’s obviously the case in this picture. How brave of her to complete the dress with thread! This woman is a lesson in courage for us all.

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  50. dickhurtzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    The lumps of fat that Elvis loved so much.

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  51. Jennifer

    she looks like a blue hot dog that burst on the grill

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  52. Elaine Benes

    TOP OF THE MUFFIN TO YOU! :P

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  53. LJ

    Mirror, mirror on the wall….use the damn thing!!

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  54. JR

    I’m blind!

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  55. Daffydk13

    10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound bag.

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  56. Mirror, Mirror

    That “cocktail” dress was purchased 20 years and 40 pounds ago. What was she thinking? “Hey, look what I found in the back of the closet? Time to dress up and go to WalMart !”

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  57. CJ

    How did she even get into that dress?

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  58. “How’d she get in that dress?”

    With a shoehorn. A really BIG shoehorn…

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  59. HairPimp09

    Aren’t we a little old to be wearing that?

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  60. rocky mountain goat

    Somebody better check their camping gear. There’s a tent fly missing.
    OMG. Can you imagine either the fitting room attendant or the roommate who helped tied this for her?
    Get real about your sizes, people. This is hideous.

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  61. kittencat

    Sadly, Smurfette never got past all those “glory years”.

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  62. mike g

    awww, there’s somebody for everyone. Congratulations Michelin Tire man!

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  63. Hayden

    You can hear that shirt crying from here.

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  64. ONCE AGAIN,WE HAVE A TOTAL LACK OF COMMUNICATION BETWEEN THIS ‘LIPO’CHALLENGED FELINE & JEFF FOXWORTHY’S DRESS CODE FOR WALMART PATRONS!!!

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  65. Suzy8track

    Thar she blows!

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  66. Stan

    Those straps look painful. Does blubber have nerve endings?

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  67. LK

    Throw a couple nipples on that back fat and I guarantee the guy in the wife beater shirt will be having a good night.

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  68. Diane

    Looks like butcher string on a rump roast.

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  69. “Paging Clinton & Stacey to electronics…”

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  70. blitz23_ca

    The blast radius when those cables finally break loose is gonna scour Wal-Mart from Men’s Wear to Seasonal.

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  71. kamasutra

    OH BABY theirs nothing like a 55lb women in a 5lb sack.

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  72. MisUndrstd

    This is a redneck dominatrix outfit!

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  73. Meg

    You have to look beyond the obvious . . . At least there’s an X across her back with the straps. SAY NO TO BACK FAT!

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  74. matt

    sexy i like back titties and short dresses

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  75. Jenn

    LOVE the caption!

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  76. Bob

    The blob on the right looks hungry.

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  77. Andrea

    What was she thinking? Does she not own a mirror? And what about the dude next to her? He’s showing his side boob but it can’t compare to her back boob that’s trying to break free from that dress. This is all just wrong.

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  78. Sean

    gonna cut off circulation to vast sections of her back

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  79. Mindless

    She bought the dress from Goodwill in the left over prom dress section cause she spent the money for the pocketbook….if that’s a real dooney and bourke

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  80. Chrissy

    Another example of just cause you can put it on doesn’t mean you should! …and is that a hickey on her back titty? oh dear lord.

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  81. Dick Fitzwell

    LOOK OUT !!!!!! SHE”S GONNA B L O O O O W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  82. HoodratStuff

    Goddamn I’m hard now.

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  83. Brooke

    Kate Gosselin in 25 years.

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    October 23rd, 2009

  84. Gary (Detroit)

    1001 uses for bungee cords!!

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    October 23rd, 2009

  85. Shadopilot

    How many rolls is that? Bakers dozen?

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    October 23rd, 2009

  86. Jennifer

    Dear God…

    “How’d she get in that dress?”

    A shoe horn, a pair of pliers and a hell of a lot of vaseline.

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    October 23rd, 2009

  87. wycked_wyccan

    wow: how many fashion faux pas can be in 1 picture.

    her: Fat Back (aka: back tits), if thats a panty line then its either a thong gone wrong or bikinis that are WAY too tight and a blonde out of a bottle slicked back sonic the hedgehog doo

    him: Pit Tits and he’s got to be blind or wearing permanent beer goggles.

    Why the Pic is Fuzzy? Thats the sound waves created by the seams on that dress screaming.

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    October 23rd, 2009

  88. Lisa Pete

    Spanx would not even help in this situation!!!

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    October 23rd, 2009

  89. Lisa

    wow, Mary Kay Letourneau & Villi Fualaau have REALLY let themselves go….i think THEY should have their own reality show

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    October 23rd, 2009

  90. Suz

    I think somebody needs to put out the yellow warning cones to let people know that when those bungee cord straps finally break, SOMEBODY is going to really get hurt!

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    October 23rd, 2009

  91. AL

    your thanksgiving bird is done, put back in oven and let brown for 30 min

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    October 23rd, 2009

  92. As Cleveland on Family Guy would say, “That’s just nasty…”

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    October 23rd, 2009

  93. Gertie

    Looks like bread baking through twine.

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    October 23rd, 2009

  94. SmartAss

    I think she mis-understood the definition of strap-on

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    October 23rd, 2009

  95. Zoid

    “Devil in a Blue Dress” my ass. This is SATAN!!

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    October 23rd, 2009

  96. Rusty Shackleford

    In order to comply with OSHA standards, hard hats and eye protection are required within 50 ft of this Walcreature.

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    October 23rd, 2009

  97. patrick

    Those straps gotta be made of Kevlar to hold all that in without breaking. She looks like ten pounds of shit stuffed into a five pound bag.

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    October 23rd, 2009

  98. JesterPlague

    Nice back fat, do you get fries and a shake with that!?

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    October 24th, 2009

  99. Troy

    I’ve seen sausages with skin more loose than hers.

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    October 24th, 2009

  100. Get it Grandma Hell Yea
    Show me whatcha workin’ with

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    October 24th, 2009

  101. jeff

    I can not help it, I find the outfit sexy.

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    October 24th, 2009

  102. hahahah ive seen some great captions on this site but this is one of the fuckin best!!

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    October 24th, 2009

  103. GoldenChicau4

    Brooke:

    Now, now….. That purse MAY be “his”…. It matches his skin tone. My question is “Why would someone carry an orange purse that is wearing a blue outfit?”

    Perhaps the shoes are orange??

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    October 24th, 2009

  104. Iceman-Katy

    Someone please show this woman to the home fashions aisle and find her a full length mirror!

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    October 24th, 2009

  105. mark

    THERE’S A GIANT TUMOR ON HER BACK.

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    October 24th, 2009

  106. clydee

    She looks bad enough, but the creature next to her is not much better.

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    October 24th, 2009

  107. wycked_wyccan

    Between them do you think they have 32 teeth?
    Where does she keep her smokes if that dress doesnt have sleeves?
    I’m not even gonna ask where she tucks her Budweiser Long Neck or her cell phone (maybe that fits under a wrinkle).

    I will bet cold hard cash he has the stats of every Nascar driver and follows the Busch series because he thinks the top prize in those races is a years’ supply of beer.

    ew…. what would their kids look like?

    Pearl from Blade? The main character from Moby Dick? A 50 pound sack of feed corn full of mice?

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    October 24th, 2009

  108. sally

    That blues dress is squashing her back, now it looks like a butt, and the blue colour aint helping

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    October 24th, 2009

  109. kid rock

    looks like bread baking over a string.

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    October 24th, 2009

  110. iBatman

    its not a too-muh!

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    October 24th, 2009

  111. Stupid Humor

    Is it possible that shirt had a back when she left the house? If not, she’s put a lot of faith in those strings!

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    October 24th, 2009

  112. Mama24

    Bitch looks like a roast.

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    October 24th, 2009

  113. She looks like a trussed up ham or something. Honey get a crowbar, I know this dress still fits.

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    October 24th, 2009

  114. Miss Kitty

    What disturbs me is it looks like she also has a rash. Who puts on a dress that shows skin while you are sporting a rash? Gross! I bet she also has tennis shoes on :)

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    October 24th, 2009

  115. MJHEBY

    I really hope those strings have a really high tensile strength. If not, I don’t want to be anywhere near when they blow.

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    October 24th, 2009

  116. James

    Only Flava Flav would find this attractive.

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    October 24th, 2009

  117. onyx3108

    i bet the purse is so real…

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    October 24th, 2009

  118. Mindless

    I’m wondering if that dress used to have a zipper???

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    October 24th, 2009

  119. Dad

    “It’s a little tight, but you can’t believe the deal that I got on this dress”

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    October 24th, 2009

  120. Mmmm, back fat.

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    October 24th, 2009

  121. Greg

    “Objects in the mirror are smaller than they seem”……………

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    October 24th, 2009

  122. Greg

    opps I meant LARGER !

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    October 24th, 2009

  123. Jamby's Boyfriend

    YO – EYE WEEL KEEP POSTIN BRO. EWE KAN DEELEET AWL MYE COMINTS, BUTT EYE WEEL KEEP POSTIN. INSTED OV BEIN A KOWARD, JIST TEL MEE, WYE AR EWE TAKIN DA POSTS OFF? WUT IZ YOR DEEL? EWE DONUT DEELEET ANEEWUN ELS’S POSTS, SOO WYE MYNE?

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    October 24th, 2009

  124. Kimberly

    She looks like a sausage in its’ casing. Ugh!!

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    October 24th, 2009

  125. ozroz

    at least she is wearing underwear – the visible pantie lines on the side add some nice symmetry

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    October 25th, 2009

  126. kenj

    the bakery called… they want their rolls back!

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    October 25th, 2009

  127. Jorgy

    Wonka told you not to eat that…

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    October 25th, 2009

  128. bekah

    she looks like a beached blue whale

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    October 25th, 2009

  129. bekah

    look out below she gonna eat us with her rolls

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    October 25th, 2009

  130. bobobo

    looks like a stack toy gone wrong

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    October 25th, 2009

  131. Scotty

    Kinda like when you buy a ham and it’s wrapped up in the netting….

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    October 25th, 2009

  132. Kathy Ray

    Rolls are great at dinner, but not stuffed into a dress

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    October 25th, 2009

  133. teenameena

    Eveningwear at Walmart: check.
    Bad-fitting eveningwear that no one in that shape should wear: check.
    Dooney knock-off in the cart: check.

    Honey, if you don’t look like Hillary Swank, Angelina Jolie, Penelope Cruz or Halle Berry from the back? Then you don’t wear a dress like that.
    Especially in public.

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    October 26th, 2009

  134. tommie

    did someone feel sexy today?

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    October 26th, 2009

  135. ME

    In the movie version one of the straps lets go and decapitates the guy standing next to her.

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    October 26th, 2009

  136. Someone should tell her how to properly wear that g-string.

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    October 26th, 2009

  137. zardoz

    That dress was hot 100 pounds ago. It’s OK to hang on to your skinny clothes as motivation to loose weight but you should actually lose the weight before you wear them.

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    October 27th, 2009

  138. debbie

    if she can wear that then i can NOT. WHY. is all i am saying.

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    October 27th, 2009

  139. Epiffany

    1. Nasty.
    2.She needs to purchase a bra for those back tits.
    3.That is the tackiest D&B bag I’ve ever seen.

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    October 27th, 2009

  140. sam

    oh my fuck

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    October 27th, 2009

  141. Cathy

    It’s the Michelin Man.

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    October 28th, 2009

  142. Renie

    I swear, 9 times out of 10, your captions are funnier than the picture itself! hahahahaha!!!! Kudos to you, my friend.

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    October 28th, 2009

  143. Amy

    BUSTED CAN OF BISCUITS!

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    November 5th, 2009

  144. …yet another who did not heed Mr. Wonka’s warning.

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    November 5th, 2009

  145. blech

    Honestly this one isn’t so bad. Especially compared to some of the others.

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    November 6th, 2009

  146. Nancy

    Devil in a blue dress? Please?

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    November 6th, 2009

  147. K.C.

    Baby got back, but take it back. Take it back. Oh lady, please, TAKE IT BACK!.

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    November 9th, 2009

  148. schnell

    Strange, it reminded me of Kate Gosselin with the hair and I can totally see the real Kate in this outfit. Egads.

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    November 15th, 2009

  149. hollay pterodactyl

    Dude, this has to be in Arkansas. lOl. Man, jean dresses should be burned. Even if they don’t show off your horrendous back fat. (:

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    November 19th, 2009

  150. BWAHAHAHA!

    Don’t forget her fabulous Dooney & Bourke flaming orange purse that she left unattened in the shopping cart! Better take it while she’s not lookin so u can get up to her standard of fashion!

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    November 23rd, 2009

  151. Todd Sadler

    I think her dress is so disgusted, its trying to tear its way off her body!

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    December 1st, 2009

  152. Catla

    Just when you think you’ve lost your capacity for shock!
    Listen verry carefully: Just because it will go on over your head without ripping Does. Not. Mean.It. Fits.
    Is there some sort of mirror shortage in this country, or something? ;)

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    October 27th, 2010

  153. jennah

    can we say “busted can of biscuits”…..???

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