Well, the good news about that dress is that it looks like its going to go ahead and cut off that back titty for you!
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look out! she’s gonna blow!
October 23rd, 2009
dang.. it’s not the kraft macaroni and cheese blues..
SHE NEEDS MORE OF THE BLUES!
gives devil in a blue dress a new meaning.
Now what I can’t figure out is how she can afford a Dooney & Bourke purse, but not a dress that fits!!
Looks like a roast all tied up and ready for the oven…
Hey people – leave your bondage tactics in the bedroom!
Custom Dress – Check
Date To Prom With No Arm Sleeves – Check
Hit Wal-Mart Before Prom – Check
A rare view of the blue female version of The Hulk transforming!!!!
When you have Kate Gosselin’s porcupine inverted mullet you can pull of almost any look! Except this one. Let’s all say a prayer of thanks that the slit in the skirt is not centered. I would be forced to gouge out my eyes if this were not the case.
I think I just threw up in my mouth
OMG! You can see where her panties start and I’m surprised you can’t see where they end with that slit up her leg.
I had no idea they were making dresses with piano wire these days.
I don’t know what;s worse – the blue dress or the tacky orange D&B purse (most likely fake) in the cart.
She paid so much for the designer bag that she couldn’t afford the whole dress.
The strings in the back are making her back-boobs worse!
I don’t know what’s worse. 1) Visible Back Boobs or 2) Double Muffin Top above the too tight pantyline!
I think she is looking for a work out video.
I wonder if she is looking at a fitness dvd
somesone’s in denial!!
No, no, no honey. You are suppose to wear clothes OVER the corset. This isn’t the cabaret.
I guess you could say she’s “All tied up”.
The dude has got some small back titties himself. Wait……those must be love handles for both of them to hang on to for safety throughout the ride!
It’s a bad sign when even your back fat wants to escape the dress you are wearing.
Wonder how old she is and what her kids are thinking. For the love of God woman….put some clothes on!!
“cut off that back titty” AHAHAHA thats great
man behind her isn’t upset by the view
the good news is back boobs are something she and the world can do without
Yeah, I know her!
Her name is Play Dough, the wife of Pillsbury Doughboy.
It looks like the biatch is cheating on him with that dude in the wife beater.
I hope she gets a yeast infection.
Side boobs…double the fun!!!!
PLEASE someone call the fashion police stat!
It’s Barney in a Dress !! ha ha
Wonder if that dress is a faded glory original? I swear that back boob on the right is winking at all of us!!
Monica: Looks like a roast all tied up and ready for the oven….
Nice one Monica !
The girdle goes UNDER the dress hon.
I’m still trying to figure out how she manage to get that dress on without
the strings breaking, cuz they look like they’re about to break at any second now…
She’s Buying “Pretty Woman” – she wants to learn the trade.
What do you feel worse for the blue dress wrapped around it? or the guy to it’s right who goes up inside of it. I suppose you have to feel pitty on the dress, atleast it has no choice and was meant for someone with a much better body than that.
I assure you that is NOT a dress folks, its a denim sausage casing
Hope she doesn’t decide to go dancing in that dress! The friction alone from those strings against her skin could be a fire hazard!! o_O
She’s got more rolls than Pillsbury.
I love her Fred Durst cover band…Limp Brisket
Ewww! Come on lady, your boobs are showing. Cover those up!
ah, i beleive the person taking the pic owns that D&B ……she looks a hot mess in that dress!!!!
Where’s greanpeace when you need them. Push this whale back in the ocean…
They should name this woman Violet Bauregard. She looks like what she turned in to. A big blueberry. Go Big Blue!
I'm not telling
it that u heidi? I thought u were told not to wear clothes that were to small. when u’re a size 14 don’t try and wear a size 8, THE CLOTHES DONT FIT and ur fat hangs out, how many times do we have to keep telling u??
Now everyone else has the blues too…. She looks all trussed up for Thanksgiving. Ugh….
OMG, I had no idea that we were facing a huge fabric shortage…but that’s obviously the case in this picture. How brave of her to complete the dress with thread! This woman is a lesson in courage for us all.
The lumps of fat that Elvis loved so much.
she looks like a blue hot dog that burst on the grill
TOP OF THE MUFFIN TO YOU!
Mirror, mirror on the wall….use the damn thing!!
10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound bag.
That “cocktail” dress was purchased 20 years and 40 pounds ago. What was she thinking? “Hey, look what I found in the back of the closet? Time to dress up and go to WalMart !”
How did she even get into that dress?
“How’d she get in that dress?”
With a shoehorn. A really BIG shoehorn…
Aren’t we a little old to be wearing that?
rocky mountain goat
Somebody better check their camping gear. There’s a tent fly missing.
OMG. Can you imagine either the fitting room attendant or the roommate who helped tied this for her?
Get real about your sizes, people. This is hideous.
Sadly, Smurfette never got past all those “glory years”.
awww, there’s somebody for everyone. Congratulations Michelin Tire man!
You can hear that shirt crying from here.
gregory "goofy" higgins
ONCE AGAIN,WE HAVE A TOTAL LACK OF COMMUNICATION BETWEEN THIS ‘LIPO’CHALLENGED FELINE & JEFF FOXWORTHY’S DRESS CODE FOR WALMART PATRONS!!!
Thar she blows!
Those straps look painful. Does blubber have nerve endings?
Throw a couple nipples on that back fat and I guarantee the guy in the wife beater shirt will be having a good night.
Looks like butcher string on a rump roast.
“Paging Clinton & Stacey to electronics…”
The blast radius when those cables finally break loose is gonna scour Wal-Mart from Men’s Wear to Seasonal.
OH BABY theirs nothing like a 55lb women in a 5lb sack.
This is a redneck dominatrix outfit!
You have to look beyond the obvious . . . At least there’s an X across her back with the straps. SAY NO TO BACK FAT!
sexy i like back titties and short dresses
LOVE the caption!
The blob on the right looks hungry.
What was she thinking? Does she not own a mirror? And what about the dude next to her? He’s showing his side boob but it can’t compare to her back boob that’s trying to break free from that dress. This is all just wrong.
gonna cut off circulation to vast sections of her back
She bought the dress from Goodwill in the left over prom dress section cause she spent the money for the pocketbook….if that’s a real dooney and bourke
Another example of just cause you can put it on doesn’t mean you should! …and is that a hickey on her back titty? oh dear lord.
LOOK OUT !!!!!! SHE”S GONNA B L O O O O W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goddamn I’m hard now.
Kate Gosselin in 25 years.
1001 uses for bungee cords!!
How many rolls is that? Bakers dozen?
A shoe horn, a pair of pliers and a hell of a lot of vaseline.
wow: how many fashion faux pas can be in 1 picture.
her: Fat Back (aka: back tits), if thats a panty line then its either a thong gone wrong or bikinis that are WAY too tight and a blonde out of a bottle slicked back sonic the hedgehog doo
him: Pit Tits and he’s got to be blind or wearing permanent beer goggles.
Why the Pic is Fuzzy? Thats the sound waves created by the seams on that dress screaming.
Spanx would not even help in this situation!!!
wow, Mary Kay Letourneau & Villi Fualaau have REALLY let themselves go….i think THEY should have their own reality show
I think somebody needs to put out the yellow warning cones to let people know that when those bungee cord straps finally break, SOMEBODY is going to really get hurt!
your thanksgiving bird is done, put back in oven and let brown for 30 min
As Cleveland on Family Guy would say, “That’s just nasty…”
Looks like bread baking through twine.
I think she mis-understood the definition of strap-on
“Devil in a Blue Dress” my ass. This is SATAN!!
In order to comply with OSHA standards, hard hats and eye protection are required within 50 ft of this Walcreature.
Those straps gotta be made of Kevlar to hold all that in without breaking. She looks like ten pounds of shit stuffed into a five pound bag.
Nice back fat, do you get fries and a shake with that!?
October 24th, 2009
I’ve seen sausages with skin more loose than hers.
Get it Grandma Hell Yea
Show me whatcha workin’ with
I can not help it, I find the outfit sexy.
hahahah ive seen some great captions on this site but this is one of the fuckin best!!
Now, now….. That purse MAY be “his”…. It matches his skin tone. My question is “Why would someone carry an orange purse that is wearing a blue outfit?”
Perhaps the shoes are orange??
Someone please show this woman to the home fashions aisle and find her a full length mirror!
THERE’S A GIANT TUMOR ON HER BACK.
She looks bad enough, but the creature next to her is not much better.
Between them do you think they have 32 teeth?
Where does she keep her smokes if that dress doesnt have sleeves?
I’m not even gonna ask where she tucks her Budweiser Long Neck or her cell phone (maybe that fits under a wrinkle).
I will bet cold hard cash he has the stats of every Nascar driver and follows the Busch series because he thinks the top prize in those races is a years’ supply of beer.
ew…. what would their kids look like?
Pearl from Blade? The main character from Moby Dick? A 50 pound sack of feed corn full of mice?
That blues dress is squashing her back, now it looks like a butt, and the blue colour aint helping
looks like bread baking over a string.
its not a too-muh!
Is it possible that shirt had a back when she left the house? If not, she’s put a lot of faith in those strings!
Bitch looks like a roast.
She looks like a trussed up ham or something. Honey get a crowbar, I know this dress still fits.
What disturbs me is it looks like she also has a rash. Who puts on a dress that shows skin while you are sporting a rash? Gross! I bet she also has tennis shoes on
I really hope those strings have a really high tensile strength. If not, I don’t want to be anywhere near when they blow.
Only Flava Flav would find this attractive.
i bet the purse is so real…
I’m wondering if that dress used to have a zipper???
“It’s a little tight, but you can’t believe the deal that I got on this dress”
Mmmm, back fat.
“Objects in the mirror are smaller than they seem”……………
opps I meant LARGER !
YO – EYE WEEL KEEP POSTIN BRO. EWE KAN DEELEET AWL MYE COMINTS, BUTT EYE WEEL KEEP POSTIN. INSTED OV BEIN A KOWARD, JIST TEL MEE, WYE AR EWE TAKIN DA POSTS OFF? WUT IZ YOR DEEL? EWE DONUT DEELEET ANEEWUN ELS’S POSTS, SOO WYE MYNE?
She looks like a sausage in its’ casing. Ugh!!
at least she is wearing underwear – the visible pantie lines on the side add some nice symmetry
October 25th, 2009
the bakery called… they want their rolls back!
Wonka told you not to eat that…
she looks like a beached blue whale
look out below she gonna eat us with her rolls
looks like a stack toy gone wrong
Kinda like when you buy a ham and it’s wrapped up in the netting….
Rolls are great at dinner, but not stuffed into a dress
Eveningwear at Walmart: check.
Bad-fitting eveningwear that no one in that shape should wear: check.
Dooney knock-off in the cart: check.
Honey, if you don’t look like Hillary Swank, Angelina Jolie, Penelope Cruz or Halle Berry from the back? Then you don’t wear a dress like that.
Especially in public.
October 26th, 2009
did someone feel sexy today?
In the movie version one of the straps lets go and decapitates the guy standing next to her.
Someone should tell her how to properly wear that g-string.
That dress was hot 100 pounds ago. It’s OK to hang on to your skinny clothes as motivation to loose weight but you should actually lose the weight before you wear them.
October 27th, 2009
if she can wear that then i can NOT. WHY. is all i am saying.
2.She needs to purchase a bra for those back tits.
3.That is the tackiest D&B bag I’ve ever seen.
oh my fuck
It’s the Michelin Man.
October 28th, 2009
I swear, 9 times out of 10, your captions are funnier than the picture itself! hahahahaha!!!! Kudos to you, my friend.
BUSTED CAN OF BISCUITS!
November 5th, 2009
…yet another who did not heed Mr. Wonka’s warning.
Honestly this one isn’t so bad. Especially compared to some of the others.
November 6th, 2009
Devil in a blue dress? Please?
Baby got back, but take it back. Take it back. Oh lady, please, TAKE IT BACK!.
November 9th, 2009
Strange, it reminded me of Kate Gosselin with the hair and I can totally see the real Kate in this outfit. Egads.
November 15th, 2009
Dude, this has to be in Arkansas. lOl. Man, jean dresses should be burned. Even if they don’t show off your horrendous back fat. (:
November 19th, 2009
Don’t forget her fabulous Dooney & Bourke flaming orange purse that she left unattened in the shopping cart! Better take it while she’s not lookin so u can get up to her standard of fashion!
November 23rd, 2009
I think her dress is so disgusted, its trying to tear its way off her body!
December 1st, 2009
Just when you think you’ve lost your capacity for shock!
Listen verry carefully: Just because it will go on over your head without ripping Does. Not. Mean.It. Fits.
Is there some sort of mirror shortage in this country, or something?
October 27th, 2010
can we say “busted can of biscuits”…..???
July 18th, 2011