October 23rd, 2009
I’ve Got The Blues
Well, the good news about that dress is that it looks like its going to go ahead and cut off that back titty for you!
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I've Got The Blues,
Well, the good news about that dress is that it looks like its going to go ahead and cut off that back titty for you!
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I've Got The Blues,
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look out! she’s gonna blow!
October 23rd, 2009
dang.. it’s not the kraft macaroni and cheese blues..
October 23rd, 2009
SHE NEEDS MORE OF THE BLUES!
October 23rd, 2009
gives devil in a blue dress a new meaning.
October 23rd, 2009
Now what I can’t figure out is how she can afford a Dooney & Bourke purse, but not a dress that fits!!
October 23rd, 2009
Looks like a roast all tied up and ready for the oven…
October 23rd, 2009
Hey people – leave your bondage tactics in the bedroom!
October 23rd, 2009
Custom Dress – Check
Date To Prom With No Arm Sleeves – Check
Hit Wal-Mart Before Prom – Check
October 23rd, 2009
A rare view of the blue female version of The Hulk transforming!!!!
October 23rd, 2009
When you have Kate Gosselin’s porcupine inverted mullet you can pull of almost any look! Except this one. Let’s all say a prayer of thanks that the slit in the skirt is not centered. I would be forced to gouge out my eyes if this were not the case.
October 23rd, 2009
I think I just threw up in my mouth
October 23rd, 2009
OMG! You can see where her panties start and I’m surprised you can’t see where they end with that slit up her leg.
October 23rd, 2009
I had no idea they were making dresses with piano wire these days.
October 23rd, 2009
I don’t know what;s worse – the blue dress or the tacky orange D&B purse (most likely fake) in the cart.
October 23rd, 2009
She paid so much for the designer bag that she couldn’t afford the whole dress.
October 23rd, 2009
The strings in the back are making her back-boobs worse!
October 23rd, 2009
I don’t know what’s worse. 1) Visible Back Boobs or 2) Double Muffin Top above the too tight pantyline!
October 23rd, 2009
I think she is looking for a work out video.
October 23rd, 2009
I wonder if she is looking at a fitness dvd
October 23rd, 2009
somesone’s in denial!!
October 23rd, 2009
No, no, no honey. You are suppose to wear clothes OVER the corset. This isn’t the cabaret.
October 23rd, 2009
I guess you could say she’s “All tied up”.
October 23rd, 2009
The dude has got some small back titties himself. Wait……those must be love handles for both of them to hang on to for safety throughout the ride!
October 23rd, 2009
It’s a bad sign when even your back fat wants to escape the dress you are wearing.
October 23rd, 2009
Wonder how old she is and what her kids are thinking. For the love of God woman….put some clothes on!!
October 23rd, 2009
“cut off that back titty” AHAHAHA thats great
October 23rd, 2009
man behind her isn’t upset by the view
October 23rd, 2009
the good news is back boobs are something she and the world can do without
October 23rd, 2009
Yeah, I know her!
Her name is Play Dough, the wife of Pillsbury Doughboy.
It looks like the biatch is cheating on him with that dude in the wife beater.
I hope she gets a yeast infection.
October 23rd, 2009
Side boobs…double the fun!!!!
October 23rd, 2009
PLEASE someone call the fashion police stat!
October 23rd, 2009
It’s Barney in a Dress !! ha ha
October 23rd, 2009
Wonder if that dress is a faded glory original? I swear that back boob on the right is winking at all of us!!
October 23rd, 2009
Monica: Looks like a roast all tied up and ready for the oven….
Nice one Monica !
October 23rd, 2009
The girdle goes UNDER the dress hon.
October 23rd, 2009
I’m still trying to figure out how she manage to get that dress on without
the strings breaking, cuz they look like they’re about to break at any second now…
October 23rd, 2009
She’s Buying “Pretty Woman” – she wants to learn the trade.
October 23rd, 2009
What do you feel worse for the blue dress wrapped around it? or the guy to it’s right who goes up inside of it. I suppose you have to feel pitty on the dress, atleast it has no choice and was meant for someone with a much better body than that.
October 23rd, 2009
I assure you that is NOT a dress folks, its a denim sausage casing
October 23rd, 2009
Hope she doesn’t decide to go dancing in that dress! The friction alone from those strings against her skin could be a fire hazard!! o_O
October 23rd, 2009
She’s got more rolls than Pillsbury.
October 23rd, 2009
I love her Fred Durst cover band…Limp Brisket
October 23rd, 2009
Ewww! Come on lady, your boobs are showing.
Cover those up!
October 23rd, 2009
ah, i beleive the person taking the pic owns that D&B ……she looks a hot mess in that dress!!!!
October 23rd, 2009
Where’s greanpeace when you need them. Push this whale back in the ocean…
October 23rd, 2009
They should name this woman Violet Bauregard. She looks like what she turned in to. A big blueberry. Go Big Blue!
October 23rd, 2009
it that u heidi? I thought u were told not to wear clothes that were to small. when u’re a size 14 don’t try and wear a size 8, THE CLOTHES DONT FIT and ur fat hangs out, how many times do we have to keep telling u??
October 23rd, 2009
Now everyone else has the blues too…. She looks all trussed up for Thanksgiving. Ugh….
October 23rd, 2009
OMG, I had no idea that we were facing a huge fabric shortage…but that’s obviously the case in this picture. How brave of her to complete the dress with thread! This woman is a lesson in courage for us all.
October 23rd, 2009
The lumps of fat that Elvis loved so much.
October 23rd, 2009
she looks like a blue hot dog that burst on the grill
October 23rd, 2009
TOP OF THE MUFFIN TO YOU!
October 23rd, 2009
Mirror, mirror on the wall….use the damn thing!!
October 23rd, 2009
I’m blind!
October 23rd, 2009
10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound bag.
October 23rd, 2009
That “cocktail” dress was purchased 20 years and 40 pounds ago. What was she thinking? “Hey, look what I found in the back of the closet? Time to dress up and go to WalMart !”
October 23rd, 2009
How did she even get into that dress?
October 23rd, 2009
“How’d she get in that dress?”
With a shoehorn. A really BIG shoehorn…
October 23rd, 2009
Aren’t we a little old to be wearing that?
October 23rd, 2009
Somebody better check their camping gear. There’s a tent fly missing.
OMG. Can you imagine either the fitting room attendant or the roommate who helped tied this for her?
Get real about your sizes, people. This is hideous.
October 23rd, 2009
Sadly, Smurfette never got past all those “glory years”.
October 23rd, 2009
awww, there’s somebody for everyone. Congratulations Michelin Tire man!
October 23rd, 2009
You can hear that shirt crying from here.
October 23rd, 2009
ONCE AGAIN,WE HAVE A TOTAL LACK OF COMMUNICATION BETWEEN THIS ‘LIPO’CHALLENGED FELINE & JEFF FOXWORTHY’S DRESS CODE FOR WALMART PATRONS!!!
October 23rd, 2009
Thar she blows!
October 23rd, 2009
Those straps look painful. Does blubber have nerve endings?
October 23rd, 2009
Throw a couple nipples on that back fat and I guarantee the guy in the wife beater shirt will be having a good night.
October 23rd, 2009
Looks like butcher string on a rump roast.
October 23rd, 2009
“Paging Clinton & Stacey to electronics…”
October 23rd, 2009
The blast radius when those cables finally break loose is gonna scour Wal-Mart from Men’s Wear to Seasonal.
October 23rd, 2009
OH BABY theirs nothing like a 55lb women in a 5lb sack.
October 23rd, 2009
This is a redneck dominatrix outfit!
October 23rd, 2009
You have to look beyond the obvious . . . At least there’s an X across her back with the straps. SAY NO TO BACK FAT!
October 23rd, 2009
sexy i like back titties and short dresses
October 23rd, 2009
LOVE the caption!
October 23rd, 2009
The blob on the right looks hungry.
October 23rd, 2009
What was she thinking? Does she not own a mirror? And what about the dude next to her? He’s showing his side boob but it can’t compare to her back boob that’s trying to break free from that dress. This is all just wrong.
October 23rd, 2009
gonna cut off circulation to vast sections of her back
October 23rd, 2009
She bought the dress from Goodwill in the left over prom dress section cause she spent the money for the pocketbook….if that’s a real dooney and bourke
October 23rd, 2009
Another example of just cause you can put it on doesn’t mean you should! …and is that a hickey on her back titty? oh dear lord.
October 23rd, 2009
LOOK OUT !!!!!! SHE”S GONNA B L O O O O W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 23rd, 2009
Goddamn I’m hard now.
October 23rd, 2009
Kate Gosselin in 25 years.
October 23rd, 2009
1001 uses for bungee cords!!
October 23rd, 2009
How many rolls is that? Bakers dozen?
October 23rd, 2009
Dear God…
“How’d she get in that dress?”
A shoe horn, a pair of pliers and a hell of a lot of vaseline.
October 23rd, 2009
wow: how many fashion faux pas can be in 1 picture.
her: Fat Back (aka: back tits), if thats a panty line then its either a thong gone wrong or bikinis that are WAY too tight and a blonde out of a bottle slicked back sonic the hedgehog doo
him: Pit Tits and he’s got to be blind or wearing permanent beer goggles.
Why the Pic is Fuzzy? Thats the sound waves created by the seams on that dress screaming.
October 23rd, 2009
Spanx would not even help in this situation!!!
October 23rd, 2009
wow, Mary Kay Letourneau & Villi Fualaau have REALLY let themselves go….i think THEY should have their own reality show
October 23rd, 2009
I think somebody needs to put out the yellow warning cones to let people know that when those bungee cord straps finally break, SOMEBODY is going to really get hurt!
October 23rd, 2009
your thanksgiving bird is done, put back in oven and let brown for 30 min
October 23rd, 2009
As Cleveland on Family Guy would say, “That’s just nasty…”
October 23rd, 2009
Looks like bread baking through twine.
October 23rd, 2009
I think she mis-understood the definition of strap-on
October 23rd, 2009
“Devil in a Blue Dress” my ass. This is SATAN!!
October 23rd, 2009
In order to comply with OSHA standards, hard hats and eye protection are required within 50 ft of this Walcreature.
October 23rd, 2009
Those straps gotta be made of Kevlar to hold all that in without breaking. She looks like ten pounds of shit stuffed into a five pound bag.
October 23rd, 2009
Nice back fat, do you get fries and a shake with that!?
October 24th, 2009
I’ve seen sausages with skin more loose than hers.
October 24th, 2009
Get it Grandma Hell Yea
Show me whatcha workin’ with
October 24th, 2009
I can not help it, I find the outfit sexy.
October 24th, 2009
hahahah ive seen some great captions on this site but this is one of the fuckin best!!
October 24th, 2009
Brooke:
Now, now….. That purse MAY be “his”…. It matches his skin tone. My question is “Why would someone carry an orange purse that is wearing a blue outfit?”
Perhaps the shoes are orange??
October 24th, 2009
Someone please show this woman to the home fashions aisle and find her a full length mirror!
October 24th, 2009
THERE’S A GIANT TUMOR ON HER BACK.
October 24th, 2009
She looks bad enough, but the creature next to her is not much better.
October 24th, 2009
Between them do you think they have 32 teeth?
Where does she keep her smokes if that dress doesnt have sleeves?
I’m not even gonna ask where she tucks her Budweiser Long Neck or her cell phone (maybe that fits under a wrinkle).
I will bet cold hard cash he has the stats of every Nascar driver and follows the Busch series because he thinks the top prize in those races is a years’ supply of beer.
ew…. what would their kids look like?
Pearl from Blade? The main character from Moby Dick? A 50 pound sack of feed corn full of mice?
October 24th, 2009
That blues dress is squashing her back, now it looks like a butt, and the blue colour aint helping
October 24th, 2009
looks like bread baking over a string.
October 24th, 2009
its not a too-muh!
October 24th, 2009
Is it possible that shirt had a back when she left the house? If not, she’s put a lot of faith in those strings!
October 24th, 2009
Bitch looks like a roast.
October 24th, 2009
She looks like a trussed up ham or something. Honey get a crowbar, I know this dress still fits.
October 24th, 2009
What disturbs me is it looks like she also has a rash. Who puts on a dress that shows skin while you are sporting a rash? Gross! I bet she also has tennis shoes on
October 24th, 2009
I really hope those strings have a really high tensile strength. If not, I don’t want to be anywhere near when they blow.
October 24th, 2009
Only Flava Flav would find this attractive.
October 24th, 2009
i bet the purse is so real…
October 24th, 2009
I’m wondering if that dress used to have a zipper???
October 24th, 2009
“It’s a little tight, but you can’t believe the deal that I got on this dress”
October 24th, 2009
Mmmm, back fat.
October 24th, 2009
“Objects in the mirror are smaller than they seem”……………
October 24th, 2009
opps I meant LARGER !
October 24th, 2009
YO – EYE WEEL KEEP POSTIN BRO. EWE KAN DEELEET AWL MYE COMINTS, BUTT EYE WEEL KEEP POSTIN. INSTED OV BEIN A KOWARD, JIST TEL MEE, WYE AR EWE TAKIN DA POSTS OFF? WUT IZ YOR DEEL? EWE DONUT DEELEET ANEEWUN ELS’S POSTS, SOO WYE MYNE?
October 24th, 2009
She looks like a sausage in its’ casing. Ugh!!
October 24th, 2009
at least she is wearing underwear – the visible pantie lines on the side add some nice symmetry
October 25th, 2009
the bakery called… they want their rolls back!
October 25th, 2009
Wonka told you not to eat that…
October 25th, 2009
she looks like a beached blue whale
October 25th, 2009
look out below she gonna eat us with her rolls
October 25th, 2009
looks like a stack toy gone wrong
October 25th, 2009
Kinda like when you buy a ham and it’s wrapped up in the netting….
October 25th, 2009
Rolls are great at dinner, but not stuffed into a dress
October 25th, 2009
Eveningwear at Walmart: check.
Bad-fitting eveningwear that no one in that shape should wear: check.
Dooney knock-off in the cart: check.
Honey, if you don’t look like Hillary Swank, Angelina Jolie, Penelope Cruz or Halle Berry from the back? Then you don’t wear a dress like that.
Especially in public.
October 26th, 2009
did someone feel sexy today?
October 26th, 2009
In the movie version one of the straps lets go and decapitates the guy standing next to her.
October 26th, 2009
Someone should tell her how to properly wear that g-string.
October 26th, 2009
That dress was hot 100 pounds ago. It’s OK to hang on to your skinny clothes as motivation to loose weight but you should actually lose the weight before you wear them.
October 27th, 2009
if she can wear that then i can NOT. WHY. is all i am saying.
October 27th, 2009
1. Nasty.
2.She needs to purchase a bra for those back tits.
3.That is the tackiest D&B bag I’ve ever seen.
October 27th, 2009
oh my fuck
October 27th, 2009
It’s the Michelin Man.
October 28th, 2009
I swear, 9 times out of 10, your captions are funnier than the picture itself! hahahahaha!!!! Kudos to you, my friend.
October 28th, 2009
BUSTED CAN OF BISCUITS!
November 5th, 2009
…yet another who did not heed Mr. Wonka’s warning.
November 5th, 2009
Honestly this one isn’t so bad. Especially compared to some of the others.
November 6th, 2009
Devil in a blue dress? Please?
November 6th, 2009
Baby got back, but take it back. Take it back. Oh lady, please, TAKE IT BACK!.
November 9th, 2009
Strange, it reminded me of Kate Gosselin with the hair and I can totally see the real Kate in this outfit. Egads.
November 15th, 2009
Dude, this has to be in Arkansas. lOl. Man, jean dresses should be burned. Even if they don’t show off your horrendous back fat. (:
November 19th, 2009
Don’t forget her fabulous Dooney & Bourke flaming orange purse that she left unattened in the shopping cart! Better take it while she’s not lookin so u can get up to her standard of fashion!
November 23rd, 2009
I think her dress is so disgusted, its trying to tear its way off her body!
December 1st, 2009
Just when you think you’ve lost your capacity for shock!
Listen verry carefully: Just because it will go on over your head without ripping Does. Not. Mean.It. Fits.
Is there some sort of mirror shortage in this country, or something?
October 27th, 2010
can we say “busted can of biscuits”…..???
July 18th, 2011
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