November 9th, 2012
Dance For Your Dollar
Damn right it’s Friday, Rebecca Black. Let’s end this work week just like we started it, drunk. I mean, grossed out. Anyway, it’s Friday, she is wearing black and the way I’m tossing them back I’m about to black out, so I’ll call this Black Friday and that means we gotta give some shit away. Caption contest mother truckers! Leave em’ and we’ll send you a copy of one of our books or a calendar or something cool we found under our couch or something. I don’t know, stop asking questions.
Idaho
Dance For Your Dollar,
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Hey Baby!!! Wanna Get LUCKY???
November 9th, 2012
Jabba the Hut’s Sister !!!!
November 9th, 2012
Catwoman had a few too many kitty treats
November 9th, 2012
I’m sexy and I know it. Come get you some.
November 9th, 2012
“Where is that damned forklift?”
November 9th, 2012
Bob, when I said “Take that big hoe to the garden center”, I think you may have misunderstood!
November 9th, 2012
“Baby Got Front”
November 9th, 2012
Here we have the female silverback gorilla in her natural habitat. Look at this elusive creature as she forages the wilds of Walmart, hoping to attract a suitable mate….
November 9th, 2012
My heads on backwards!
November 9th, 2012
Free cart dances every Friday.
November 9th, 2012
All of those plants will be DEAD tomorrow!
November 9th, 2012
I heard when you pose with your knee popped and your hand on your hip, you look thinner. Is it working?
November 9th, 2012
At the local strip joint men pay her to not take her clothes off and dance.
November 9th, 2012
Me and my 3 bellies are ready to party!!
November 9th, 2012
“I’m sexy and i know it”…..now introducing big bertha our newest addition to p.O.W.
November 9th, 2012
Alright, alright, alright!!!!
November 9th, 2012
Latina oreo cookie.
November 9th, 2012
You ate my cheeseburger?!?
November 9th, 2012
Now we know what really sank the Titanic
November 9th, 2012
Here’s a dollar….make me holler !
November 9th, 2012
Dancin to. BACK IN BLACK.
November 9th, 2012
Snookie shops at Walmart ?
November 9th, 2012
“I’ll make ya HOLLA for a dollar!”
November 9th, 2012
Roll her in flower and let’s find the wet spot!
November 9th, 2012
DAMN— THATS A HUGE BITCH—-Where do the tits end and the stomach Begin, does she think that is sexy??!?!?!
November 9th, 2012
Where are my 4 other grocery carts!?!
November 9th, 2012
She couldn’t afford the middle part of that dress. That’s why she’s shopping at Walmart.
November 9th, 2012
It’s gettin hit in here …….. I took off all my clothes…
November 9th, 2012
Holy Time machine batman – Its Honey Boo Boo in 20 years
November 9th, 2012
Puts a new meaning to “letting it all hang out”!!
November 9th, 2012
omg!!! how about this! walmart don’t sell clothes big enough for her!!!!
November 9th, 2012
KIm K two months from now
November 9th, 2012
“Does this tube top make my boobs look bigger?”
November 9th, 2012
Thank god I finished that exercise session. Now, time for some chips and cake.
November 9th, 2012
“No, I do not make Panini’s here!”
November 9th, 2012
The first guy that buys me flowers gets to see the rest
November 9th, 2012
Whoa! It’s Blueberry girl from Willy Wonka in present day. I was wondering what happened to her..
November 9th, 2012
“I wonder if those plants are edible?”
November 9th, 2012
What’s holding those shorts up. Please lord don’t let them roll. As she’s thinking yep still got it lol
November 9th, 2012
I call fraud – no Walmart has red shopping carts!!!
November 9th, 2012
Bus ain’t here and I’m late for my gig at Jabba’s Palace…
November 9th, 2012
That one ate too much spam and pineapple pizza.
November 9th, 2012
“I’m sexy and I know it”
November 9th, 2012
they was all out of electric carts so I had to walk around the whole damn store now I gotta wait for the damn bus!
November 9th, 2012
See the empty racks behind her? That was her lunch!
November 9th, 2012
Flapjacks….Get your Flapjacks Here !
November 9th, 2012
FAT-zilla
November 9th, 2012
She clearly does not give a rat’s ass or anything’s ass what we think of her. Perfect person for the site.
The Last Universalist will be wetting himself over this one……
November 9th, 2012
“Now…which way were the ho-ho’s”?
November 9th, 2012
Who wanna roll me in flour and ride the wet spot in???
November 9th, 2012
I’m to sexy for this top
November 9th, 2012
“Yes, Leroy I want the blue plastic kiddie pool with the slide.”
November 9th, 2012
The next guy that buys me flowers gets to see the rest
November 9th, 2012
Attack of the Killer Potatoes!!
November 9th, 2012
Oh no she didn’t!! That bitch in the fertilizer row is wearing my outfit! Gonna be some rollin around in the aisle!!
November 9th, 2012
I wonder if those flowers are edible?
November 9th, 2012
After seeing that my eyes are burning!
November 9th, 2012
O.M.G…….I am going to put this pic in my “favorites” to remind me to stick to my diet!
November 9th, 2012
” Hanging Out ” in walmart
November 9th, 2012
sniffffffffffff….is that the bags of cow manure or her, that I smell??
November 9th, 2012
She is her own not so Private Idaho.
November 9th, 2012
The electric cart saw her coming towards it and said, “HELL NO! I’ll that whale will kill me if she tries to get on!”
Funny…that’s the same thing her poor dead husband said right before he died…
November 9th, 2012
Her Husband: Yes, yes, Martha. I see. It’s a lovely tent..Uh!! Top!! I meant top.
November 9th, 2012
“Mmm, Juicy Fruit.”
November 9th, 2012
She needs a bic razor for that hairy belly of hers.
November 9th, 2012
@ BRUCE: The Ho-Hos are right there on the screen! :p
November 9th, 2012
Storing up food. One day’s worth.
November 9th, 2012
I like big guts and I cannot lie!
You otha brothas can’t deny!
November 9th, 2012
Jaba the Hut takes belly dancing lessons…it doesn’t work out so well.
November 9th, 2012
Even in the red cart district she can’t get no bizzness.
November 9th, 2012
My Hover-Round broke!
November 9th, 2012
This isn’t where the air pumps are… my funbags deflated….but the fupa(fat upper pussy area) is goin strong…… lamborghini mercy! That cars definately going to need new shocks
November 9th, 2012
Now where did I park that Shaggin’ Wagon?
November 9th, 2012
Jesus christ don’t give her a dollar!!!!!!!!! One shake and all those “clothes” will be on the ground. Someone buy her a blanket.
November 9th, 2012
Hillary Clinton found a new job. Looks to be a ho
November 9th, 2012
IDAHO?? Now THAT’S A POTATO!.
November 9th, 2012
Blackballed
November 9th, 2012
The worst part is that she’s wearing black because she thinks that it’s slimming.
November 9th, 2012
All my girfriends are jealous that I can still wear clothes from the juniors section. Haters.
November 9th, 2012
Dammmmmmmn. I like some meaty looking women, but DAMMMMMMMN! Too much big, too little clothing. Thanks, but no thanks.
November 9th, 2012
Do I look fat in these clothes? husband says NO DEAR.
November 9th, 2012
Does she charge a flat rate or by the pound?
November 9th, 2012
Where is The Last Iconoclast, posting all about how he would explore the dark and secret places of her corpulent carcass. I’m guessing he would hit the mother lode of smegma in the deeper recesses. Yeeeech!!!
November 9th, 2012
Ahh look it’s honey boo boo all grown up!
November 9th, 2012
Not content with handing out a couple of bottom biscuits, Velma decided to give out the whole loaf of bread…
November 9th, 2012
Rolling Black Out
November 9th, 2012
There should be a minimum weight limit on clothes like that…….
November 9th, 2012
You Better Redneckanize!
November 9th, 2012
“Quaid…Quaid…start the reactor…free Mars…”
November 9th, 2012
Baggin’ and saggin’
November 9th, 2012
And scoring a perfect 10 on the Revolt-o-meter, the broad broad in black!
November 9th, 2012
ok, I’m gonna make it apparent that I shop at WalMart but here goes…WalMart does not have red carts; theirs are blue or grey. Red carts are from Target so I am really saddened by this picture. I thought Target was above having consumers that look like this. Somebody please tell me I’m wrong so I don’t lose complete faith in them. (Target)
November 9th, 2012
Nothing excites me more than waterfall tits…
November 9th, 2012
I guess the mirror broke, that’s why she didn’t look into one. Bras do work wonders
November 9th, 2012
So there’s actual designers and manufacturers of that type on clothing? The theme’s the Worst Case Scenario I guess.
November 9th, 2012
I like big gunts and I cannot lie…
November 9th, 2012
Unfortunately, there are guys out there that would do this chick. Just to get a nut. Hopefully all your friends will find out about it and you will end up paying child support. A copy of Penthouse and some hand lotion won’t cost you thousands of dollars and the embarrasement you would suffer from one drunken moment of pleasure. (But I can’t see sex with this thing being pleasure.) My Brothers, Think before you do it!
November 10th, 2012
It’s Chumley from Pawn Stars, in drag!
November 10th, 2012
It’s “Pawn Stars” Chumley, in drag!
November 10th, 2012
It’s Pawn Star’s Chumley in drag!
November 10th, 2012
Hey, this ain’t the ” belly buster ” aisle!
November 10th, 2012
She dresses according to the state she’s living in.
I-da-ho
November 10th, 2012
So when did Jell-O hire a new mascot?
One that Hags while it Sags?
Isnt’t it suppose to wiggle while it jiggles?
OOOOOOooooooppppps.
Is Bill Cosby aware he was replaced by THAT?
November 10th, 2012
Poppin’ Fresh meets the Grim Reaper.
November 10th, 2012
I wonder what those plants taste like?
November 10th, 2012
I would swear that this is my father’s second wife if she was still alive.
November 10th, 2012
What are the odds the tax payers of this country bought the food necessary for her to become that fat ?
November 10th, 2012
I DA HO you want. Three bills gets all three bills.
November 10th, 2012
McDouble anyone?
November 10th, 2012
It’s Pawn Star’s Chumley indrag!
November 10th, 2012
so thats where fuzzy navals come from,i just threw up a little!
November 11th, 2012
That’s alotta black chifffon
November 11th, 2012
Do these shorts make my butt look big?
November 11th, 2012
I just spotted Bigfoot.
November 11th, 2012
Oreo’s 100th anniversary!
November 11th, 2012
What we don’t realize is that her top is actually just the last pair of those shorts that ripped when she bent over to pick up that value sized veriety pack of cheetos.
November 12th, 2012
Dude look like a lady.
November 13th, 2012
Rolls might not have been on the shopping list, but they sure are coming home.
November 13th, 2012
I wonder why they wanted me to take my lunch to go?
November 13th, 2012
Flat, Fat and Black-what else would you ask for at WalMart?
November 14th, 2012
Going out in public — You’re doing it wrong!
November 14th, 2012
“Yep, thar’s a ‘Squatch in dem woods!”
November 14th, 2012
Help!! Lard attack.
November 15th, 2012
That is one Big Idaho Potato.
November 15th, 2012
Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
November 16th, 2012
Once you try black . . . you’ll never go back!
November 16th, 2012
Hurry up, we have to get to the lengerie section so I can get my clubbing outfit.
November 18th, 2012
Her Hawaiian princess name is ComeonIneedtoeatnow
November 23rd, 2012
I’m a little tea pot short n stout!
November 23rd, 2012
Hmm… Now that I’ve eaten two of everything in the store, I wonder if I can eat these plants? My doctor has told me to eat more roughage, after all… Meh. Can’t. Food stamps don’t cover these. Oh well… I have a whole turkey waiting for me at home! YIPPEE!!
November 24th, 2012
I filled my belly, now I got to go home and shave it!
December 8th, 2012
“Now where’d that pool boy go?”
December 19th, 2012
Itchy Gitchy ah ya ya ya!
January 20th, 2013
attention walmart shoppers porpoise mating season is right around the corner. “well i’ll stand here while my stomach checks around the corner”
February 21st, 2013
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