WWIB: Your Momma Wears Army Boots



Bottom biscuits and boots? They go together like peaches and cream, right? No? Oh well, I’m sure you thought it was gonna look sexy at the time. Anyway people, we need to determine ‘Who Wears It Better’!

Arizona & Oklahoma

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  1. Joey BadaBing

    Nothing says class..

    Like your ass hanging out at walmart, and some tats

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    November 13th, 2012

  2. And the Winner is....

    No one. Except for maybe the manufacturers of Visine.

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  3. The Last Universalist

    They both have lots of nice soft curves but I’ll go with the one on the left — the tattoo on the woman on the right is a little bit off-putting.

    Wouldn’t kick either of them out of my bed though, if you know what I mean.

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    November 13th, 2012

  4. SnarkyHeathen

    I always wear Army boots when I leave the house in just my underwear. It’s so I look like I can kick your ass if you attempt to make fun of me. But if you look at my fat jiggly legs, you will know it’s all ruse.

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  5. Chris

    Got to admit, I’ve got no problem with either one.

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    November 13th, 2012

  6. Kyrie

    Right. At least she looks like she didn’t just wake up and roll out of bed! I bet she’s a bitchy person though.

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  7. Bob the LumberJack

    Red!

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  8. Amy

    Arizona (assuming it’s the gal on the left) is keeping it classy compared to Oklahoma, who’s keeping it trashy. Sadly, I am from Oklahoma. I can’t believe either one of these women thought that what they’re wearing is acceptable. Think of the childrens view! Poor things…. sick.

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    November 13th, 2012

  9. Slop Jar Magoo

    Both of these Ho’s look like they’ve had more weenies in them than a ballpark urinal……so I’m not surprised how they dress.

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  10. girlwatcher

    Must be new fashion rules. If you’ve got a fat ass, hang it out there for all to get nauseated on.

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  11. keith

    Right all day and night.

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  12. trashboy

    The one in red looks better. Heck, I think they both look good. I’ve seen worse. :)

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  13. dank

    oh a cross tattoo ?you must be soooooo religious!!!

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  14. CG

    The title should really say, which ass wears their shorts the best.

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  15. count sinister

    Both are primo and well equipped to absorb my massive manhood in their butt. My equipment could best be described as resembling a large thermos bottle so I need a woman with bulk to avoid screaming.

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  16. vandalfan

    That tattoo adds a certain je ne sais quoi.

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  17. jag

    It seems as though someone is suffering from illusions of grandeur.

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  18. G Spot Finder

    Both are well past their prime. Yuk.

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  19. count sinister

    Jag, the phrase is “delusions of grandeur” not illusions. You sound ignorant instead of clever.

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    November 14th, 2012

  20. CrabShaman

    Okay, so it’s kind of like deciding which of either a deep-fried Big Mac or a deep-fried Whopper is healthier for you…

    That said, the one on the right is less of a walking hate crime against the senses.

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  21. jag

    I’m sorry for revealing my ignorance.

    Merriam-Webster lists the definition of illusion as follows:
    il·lu·sion
    noun \i-ˈlü-zhən\
    Definition of ILLUSION
    1
    a obsolete : the action of deceiving
    b (1) : the state or fact of being intellectually deceived or misled : misapprehension (2) : an instance of such deception
    2
    a (1) : a misleading image presented to the vision (2) : something that deceives or misleads intellectually

    il·lu·sion
    noun \il-ˈü-zhən\ (Medical Dictionary)
    Medical Definition of ILLUSION
    1
    : a misleading image presented as a visual stimulus
    2
    a : perception of something objectively existing in such a way as to cause misinterpretation of its actual nature; especially : optical illusion—compare delusion 2 b : hallucination 1 c : a pattern capable of reversible perspective

    So, maybe I just should have said that you are experiencing an optical illusion on a grand scale.

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  22. Otto_deFay

    The brunett definitely looks hotter. I want that one!

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  23. LOVEEMLARGE

    I think both ladies are very beautiful and sexy!! I would be proud to be with either one of them

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  24. stew

    the one on the left—at least she matches somewhat

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  25. Jules

    This coming from Count Sinister, who comes up with the most intelligent posts I’ve ever seen.

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  26. Liz

    Slap some butter on a biscuit and let’s roll.

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  27. jimma

    Bad thing is they where nice pieces of booty at one time.

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  28. greengiant

    Ha! The left one looks like a wrestler from the ’80s. I can totally see her square off with Ultimate Warrior…

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  29. cqrnieken

    One on the left,all night long!

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