November 13th, 2012
WWIB: Your Momma Wears Army Boots
Bottom biscuits and boots? They go together like peaches and cream, right? No? Oh well, I’m sure you thought it was gonna look sexy at the time. Anyway people, we need to determine ‘Who Wears It Better’!
Arizona & Oklahoma
WWIB: Your Momma Wears Army Boots,
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Nothing says class..
Like your ass hanging out at walmart, and some tats
November 13th, 2012
No one. Except for maybe the manufacturers of Visine.
November 13th, 2012
They both have lots of nice soft curves but I’ll go with the one on the left — the tattoo on the woman on the right is a little bit off-putting.
Wouldn’t kick either of them out of my bed though, if you know what I mean.
November 13th, 2012
I always wear Army boots when I leave the house in just my underwear. It’s so I look like I can kick your ass if you attempt to make fun of me. But if you look at my fat jiggly legs, you will know it’s all ruse.
November 13th, 2012
Got to admit, I’ve got no problem with either one.
November 13th, 2012
Right. At least she looks like she didn’t just wake up and roll out of bed! I bet she’s a bitchy person though.
November 13th, 2012
Red!
November 13th, 2012
Arizona (assuming it’s the gal on the left) is keeping it classy compared to Oklahoma, who’s keeping it trashy. Sadly, I am from Oklahoma. I can’t believe either one of these women thought that what they’re wearing is acceptable. Think of the childrens view! Poor things…. sick.
November 13th, 2012
Both of these Ho’s look like they’ve had more weenies in them than a ballpark urinal……so I’m not surprised how they dress.
November 13th, 2012
Must be new fashion rules. If you’ve got a fat ass, hang it out there for all to get nauseated on.
November 13th, 2012
Right all day and night.
November 13th, 2012
The one in red looks better. Heck, I think they both look good. I’ve seen worse.
November 13th, 2012
oh a cross tattoo ?you must be soooooo religious!!!
November 13th, 2012
The title should really say, which ass wears their shorts the best.
November 13th, 2012
Both are primo and well equipped to absorb my massive manhood in their butt. My equipment could best be described as resembling a large thermos bottle so I need a woman with bulk to avoid screaming.
November 13th, 2012
That tattoo adds a certain je ne sais quoi.
November 13th, 2012
It seems as though someone is suffering from illusions of grandeur.
November 13th, 2012
Both are well past their prime. Yuk.
November 13th, 2012
Jag, the phrase is “delusions of grandeur” not illusions. You sound ignorant instead of clever.
November 14th, 2012
Okay, so it’s kind of like deciding which of either a deep-fried Big Mac or a deep-fried Whopper is healthier for you…
That said, the one on the right is less of a walking hate crime against the senses.
November 14th, 2012
I’m sorry for revealing my ignorance.
Merriam-Webster lists the definition of illusion as follows:
il·lu·sion
noun \i-ˈlü-zhən\
Definition of ILLUSION
1
a obsolete : the action of deceiving
b (1) : the state or fact of being intellectually deceived or misled : misapprehension (2) : an instance of such deception
2
a (1) : a misleading image presented to the vision (2) : something that deceives or misleads intellectually
il·lu·sion
noun \il-ˈü-zhən\ (Medical Dictionary)
Medical Definition of ILLUSION
1
: a misleading image presented as a visual stimulus
2
a : perception of something objectively existing in such a way as to cause misinterpretation of its actual nature; especially : optical illusion—compare delusion 2 b : hallucination 1 c : a pattern capable of reversible perspective
So, maybe I just should have said that you are experiencing an optical illusion on a grand scale.
November 14th, 2012
The brunett definitely looks hotter. I want that one!
November 14th, 2012
I think both ladies are very beautiful and sexy!! I would be proud to be with either one of them
November 15th, 2012
the one on the left—at least she matches somewhat
November 16th, 2012
This coming from Count Sinister, who comes up with the most intelligent posts I’ve ever seen.
November 19th, 2012
Slap some butter on a biscuit and let’s roll.
November 23rd, 2012
Bad thing is they where nice pieces of booty at one time.
November 27th, 2012
Ha! The left one looks like a wrestler from the ’80s. I can totally see her square off with Ultimate Warrior…
November 29th, 2012
One on the left,all night long!
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