November 19th, 2012
WWIB: Flappin’ In The Wind
Breaker breaker 1-9 we’ve got two bogies on my 6 looking like a couple of idiots. – Ahh that’s a big 10-4 good buddy, saw ‘em earlier, completely moronic. Now let’s go get us some lot lizards. (Wow, I’m amazed at how accurate my interpretation of trucker conversations is!)
Ohio & Oregon
WWIB: Flappin' In The Wind,
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Nasty feet. Try a pedicure, or horse shoes.
November 19th, 2012
Really not so much like a trucker…You should never call a trucker a “good buddy” unless you know for sure he is. The saying is a “good buddy” goes downtown and gets 2 and comes back and gives you one.
Anyway those are not tats, they are burn scars from the chrome mudflap silhouette, they were both riding spread eagle on the fifth wheel on a bobtail rig….They are Wal-Mart lot lizards.
November 19th, 2012
That’s more like your 11.
November 20th, 2012
Ironic to have those mudflaps on a couple of “big rigs”. I wonder if they beep when they back up?
November 20th, 2012
Mom…Look !!
They have mudflaps on their legs..
just like Daddy’s truck !
November 20th, 2012
Why would a person of the female gender want a naked lady tattoo anywhere on her body? This is truly bizarre!
November 20th, 2012
Remember back when pilots would paint a small rising sun flag on their planes when they shot down a Japanese pilot in WW2? Same thing.
November 20th, 2012
All I know is when youre that big, youll go beep beep beep when you back up.
November 20th, 2012
Well, I guess if you’re as big as an 18 wheeler, you might as well outfit yourself as one…
November 20th, 2012
What are the odds of two different heffers not only having nearly the same tatoos in the same place but the same flip flops as well? When you are the size of an 18 wheeler, don’t try to purposely imitate one.
November 20th, 2012
Cankles are never a good look
November 20th, 2012
THANK YOU!
WOW!
November 21st, 2012
I WISH TO BE SLAVE TO SUCH WOMEN WITH SUCH SANDAL FEET
November 21st, 2012
WIDE LOAD is what their matching tramp stamps say.
November 27th, 2012
As a ex-truck driver, and a female, I can honestly say WTF? Nowadays, “good buddy” is a gay truck driver and you’ll get your arse handed to you, along with some loose teeth, if you call a trucker that. Now, it’s just “driver.”
A “lot lizard” is a truck stop hooker. Seen ‘em walking around truck stops with $5 bills safety pinned to their shirts. Middle of the night, got a knock on my door in Chicago. Crawled out of bed, wondering WTF was going on. Some cute little girl (doubt she was legal) standing outside my truck going “guess you don’t want to party, hunh?”
These girls… *shakes head* I seen enough of that shit on the road. I don’t need to see it anymore tyvm.
December 17th, 2012
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