It’s Hip To Be Square



Wow! Apparently the word subtle is not in your vocabulary with those painted CD cases you got hanging from your face. (Kids, CDs were what we used to listen to music before iPods. They came in large square cases. Ask Siri about it.) Anyway, I want to share with you a motto my brother shared with me that has held true thus far: “The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho.” I know these are technically squares, but just keep that in the back of your mind and you’ll notice it’s true.

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  1. Noodengr

    why would anyone wear something so uncomfortable? scratching your neck and chest all the time? For a costume maybe… but everyday wear? no way.

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    November 21st, 2012

  2. girlwatcher

    Touch the square see the bare.

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    November 21st, 2012

  3. mike reiley

    What would you expect from a no job have mother of six

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    November 21st, 2012

  4. dm417

    Somtimes its good to be in the red & the black..at the same time

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    November 21st, 2012

  5. The Last Universalist

    Actually, she looks quite nice. Not only is she curvy and dark-skinned [two points in her favor], she’s dressed quite modestly for a Walmartian. She looks like a regular person, except for the unusual ear wear.

    I would actually consider keeping that as a GF, not just giving it a bang and dropping it back in the trash.

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    November 21st, 2012

  6. verne

    boobies too big to not wear a bra..

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    November 21st, 2012

  7. RD

    She doesn’t seem that old. She’s like a party girl from the neck up, and a grandmother from the neck down.
    I don’t like to make fun of a person’s size.
    But…
    Is it just me, but shouldn’t that figure be on someone closer to eighty years old?

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    November 22nd, 2012

  8. PPLWATCHER

    She’s wearing earrings? :P

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    November 22nd, 2012

  9. Miss Dee

    That doll hair she has glued onto her head is not cute.

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    November 22nd, 2012

  10. JustBecky

    And the fake hair is a nice touch.

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    November 23rd, 2012

  11. RD

    A good point, Miss Dee.
    Tacky hair. Oh so…tacky.

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    November 23rd, 2012

  12. Titmouse

    Nice knockers.

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    November 29th, 2012

  13. Lily

    I think it’s sad when a woman’s boobs are bigger than her head.

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    November 29th, 2012

  14. whyme

    I’m more bothered by her not wearing a bra than by her earrings. And if she has one, she needs one that fits!

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    December 4th, 2012

  15. WalMart = Made In China

    Finally….a practical use for those who still use 3 1/2″ floppy disks!

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    December 9th, 2012

  16. JAMALSHUNEEKWADADDY

    I see this same lard assed “AFRICAN QUEEN” at every Walmart I go to, you know, because of “DIVERSITY”.

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    January 6th, 2013

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