Twins, bikes, condoms, yes yes yes you don’t even have to tell me what it is, the answer is yes I’m in!
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Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum
November 26th, 2012
They look like the diner owner in “Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up” on the Twilight Zone! Barney Phillips had twins! No extra eye in the forehead though.
What? Only one jumbo box of condoms? You know that will only last this stereo gift to women about half a day. Maybe they wash, rinse, dry and reuse them. Probably share the same condoms too.
Slop Jar Magoo
Frick and Frack
This would be slightly-SLIGHTLY-less creepy if they didn’t have matching outfits. It’s the matching outfits that really sends this one into Nightmare Town.
Good protection for a couple of “Pole Puffers”
They have a date with the double mint twins; the years have not been kind to them since their peak in the 80′s commercial world. Giving these 2 the time of day shows their desperation.
So thats where Tweedledee & Tweedledum spend their vacation time, in another place of madness called Walmart..I should have known!
It’s Flush & Flow, The Toilet Twins!
And, they are wearing their favorite urine yellow T-shirts…
Are they each other’s date??
More like Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dumber…
It’s the Aesop brothers…..their father was a nasty old Siamese man.
These guys remind me of the Two Wild and Crazy Guys on SNL played by Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd. They’re going to the Empire State Building to meet some women with big American breasts and have sexch with them.
November 27th, 2012
Only 1 box of condoms means they are going GREEN and recycling the condoms.
How do you recycle a condom, you ask?
Simple. Turn it inside our and shake the F#@K out of it.
And, once you have recycled 365 condoms, you call it a GOODYEAR.
Their identical-twin gurlfirends insisted on having a giant mirror over their shared king-size bed – the condoms & bikes are just last-minute props for tonight’s xxx-hot double-date!
December 4th, 2012
yikes, how do people work at Walmart? If I saw this at my register- I’d run for the hills!
March 1st, 2013