Cybersex Monday



Ahhhh yaaaa it’s Cyber Monday everyone, you know what that means! Anyone interested in jumping on AOL Instant Messenger and having cyber sex with me hit me up!…What’s that? That’s not what Cyber Monday is about? People don’t use AIM anymore either? Chat rooms? Nothing? Damn. Well in that case, make sure you buy our new book and new 365 page-a-day calender.

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Cybersex Monday, 6.5 out of 10 based on 121 ratings

13 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. dm417

    Yikes after seeing that id be the one with the yellow streak up my back runnning the other way

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    November 26th, 2012

  2. Oneijack

    I feel pretty
    Oh so pretty
    I feel pretty and witty and bright
    And I pity
    Any girl who isn’t me to night
    I feel charming
    Oh so charming
    It’s alarming how charming I feel
    And so pretty
    That I hardly can believe I’m real
    See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
    Who can that attractive girl be?
    Such a pretty face
    Such a pretty dress
    Such a pretty smile
    Such a pretty me!

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    November 26th, 2012

  3. Bones

    This is one sick,sick, puppy!

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    November 26th, 2012

  4. jim

    Please tell me that isn’t a dude, please.

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    November 26th, 2012

  5. Slop Jar Magoo

    He’s just making sure everyone knows who wears the panties in the family.

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    November 26th, 2012

  6. Stank McNasty

    That’s an ASAP….”Anti-Sharting A$$ Protector”

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    November 26th, 2012

  7. JumpingJackFlash

    The dude has the 2 main food groups.

    Bud Light & Mountain Dew

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    November 26th, 2012

  8. jayDubII

    One thing you can say about the dude he’s in touch with his feminine side.

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    November 26th, 2012

  9. Jenny

    Dad! Pull your shirt down in the back. You’re embarassing me!

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    November 26th, 2012

  10. jag

    It could be worse. Actually, it’s not bad at all.

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    November 26th, 2012

  11. BenVincent

    That’s either a Dyke with a short ponytail or one dude I don’t want to get anywhere close to.

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    November 27th, 2012

  12. George Johnson

    Do you tell a guy like this, “Hey dude, you’re THONG is showing”. Or do you think he cares any more? Maybe you can see him in a bar somewhere, and holler out “Hey! Yeah! I remember you, the GUY wearing the THONG in Walmart the other day!”

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    November 27th, 2012

  13. Jen

    Sometimes a thong is just wrong.

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    December 1st, 2012

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