November 26th, 2012
Cybersex Monday
Ahhhh yaaaa it’s Cyber Monday everyone, you know what that means! Anyone interested in jumping on AOL Instant Messenger and having cyber sex with me hit me up!…What’s that? That’s not what Cyber Monday is about? People don’t use AIM anymore either? Chat rooms? Nothing? Damn. Well in that case, make sure you buy our new book and new 365 page-a-day calender.
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Cybersex Monday,
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Yikes after seeing that id be the one with the yellow streak up my back runnning the other way
November 26th, 2012
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me to night
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It’s alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I’m real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
November 26th, 2012
This is one sick,sick, puppy!
November 26th, 2012
Please tell me that isn’t a dude, please.
November 26th, 2012
He’s just making sure everyone knows who wears the panties in the family.
November 26th, 2012
That’s an ASAP….”Anti-Sharting A$$ Protector”
November 26th, 2012
The dude has the 2 main food groups.
Bud Light & Mountain Dew
November 26th, 2012
One thing you can say about the dude he’s in touch with his feminine side.
November 26th, 2012
Dad! Pull your shirt down in the back. You’re embarassing me!
November 26th, 2012
It could be worse. Actually, it’s not bad at all.
November 26th, 2012
That’s either a Dyke with a short ponytail or one dude I don’t want to get anywhere close to.
November 27th, 2012
Do you tell a guy like this, “Hey dude, you’re THONG is showing”. Or do you think he cares any more? Maybe you can see him in a bar somewhere, and holler out “Hey! Yeah! I remember you, the GUY wearing the THONG in Walmart the other day!”
November 27th, 2012
Sometimes a thong is just wrong.
December 1st, 2012
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