November 26th, 2012
Let Down Your Hair
Dear every girl with stupid long hair, your prince is not coming. Rapunzel found the one dude in the world who likes extremely long hair. You are shit out of luck. The only guy that might sing out for you is an excited barber trying to cut that off.
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Let Down Your Hair,





19 Comments, Comment or Ping
Why can I picture a Mastiff thinking it’s a chew toy and dragging her down the street by that skanky looking mop?
November 26th, 2012
That doesn’t look real…I call a weave. More extensions than AT&T.
November 27th, 2012
I’m thinkin’ that’s a dude.
November 27th, 2012
I love long hair like that.
November 27th, 2012
Only guys like long hair as they are not the ones who have to take care of it. They are not the ones getting headaches or suffering from the heat from all that crap hanging down your back.
November 27th, 2012
Quoting a comedian whose’s name eludes me: There is a fine line in long hair. If it reaches the small of your back it’s sexy. If it touches your butt you’re a religious nut.
November 27th, 2012
I thought macrame was out of style.
November 27th, 2012
Well, if you ever run out of bum wad…..
November 27th, 2012
Better to tie her down to the bed with than rope or silk ties.
November 27th, 2012
Crapunzel , Crapunzel, WTF is up with that hair ?
November 27th, 2012
many years ago , my great -aunt (living in Holland) had hair ~7ft long , she grew it because her hubby said he loved long hair , the stipulation apparently was that he had to look after it – and he did . he washed it , dried, brushed it out and put it up in a bun . when he passed, she cut it way shorter because she really didnt like it that long, but put up with it for love for ~50yrs
November 27th, 2012
I’m falling in love with NORTHERNGIRL. Is your passport up to date?
November 27th, 2012
“Does my long hair make my ass look big?”
November 27th, 2012
She’s fat.
November 27th, 2012
“Rapunzel found the one dude in the world who likes extremely long hair. ”
Someone is mad they can not grow their hair out…
November 27th, 2012
That reminds me, I need a new mop for the shop
November 27th, 2012
Looks like a giant walking curtain tie.
December 3rd, 2012
Naw gurl, fur realzz, it look gud & natural, said no one EVER
December 8th, 2012
I bet she’s a natural blonde too
April 20th, 2013
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