November 26th, 2012
Baby Wally
Ok, so here is a story I’m not even creative enough to make up. Here is a pleasant photo of a woman giving birth in Walmart on Black Friday (because that is where every pregnant lady needs to be). Turns out she named the baby Wally, which I like because it’s a mix between Willy the Pimp and Walmart. So ya just to recap: pregnant woman, Black Friday, baby Wally born. America.
California
Baby Wally,
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‘Murica
November 26th, 2012
When it came time she said “it ain’t the zoo……but it’ll do”
November 26th, 2012
She was hoping Wal-Mart would give her a big fat free card full of cash for making her have the baby on the floor instead of on a counter.
November 26th, 2012
Part of the circle of life. I’m sure Wally was conceived in the store, too.
November 26th, 2012
Given that the baby is named “Wally” I hope like heck it’s a boy.
November 26th, 2012
Odds are, it was conceived there too….
November 26th, 2012
I like how they have the Caution WetFloor stand out next to her! Way to stay safe WalMart!!
November 26th, 2012
Can someone verify that this happened? I have scoured some news sources, but have not yet come up with anything to suggest that it actually happened. Links to a news source?
November 26th, 2012
“and Walmart you are not the father” said Maury Povich as he single-handedly dug little wally out
November 26th, 2012
I bet she still got her mobile phone.
November 26th, 2012
Note the color. Nuff said
November 26th, 2012
Is that a cop coming through the door with a shopping cart that could care less about the lady laid out on the floor? Too funny.
November 26th, 2012
LUCKY HER…..she just won a free toaster for having a baby in the store. Of course with free year supply of Pop Tarts.
November 26th, 2012
I can’t say anything snarky. The poor woman has suffered enough giving birth in front of a bunch of Wally Creatures that just want to gawk at her stretched out vagina. NEW MOMMY: I say congratulations and I hope you’re both doing well.
November 26th, 2012
Yeah, I’m not finding this story anywhere online. The only stories that came up were obviously not this one (One gave birth in the WalMart parking lot, and another lady gave birth in the bathroom, and neither are from California.)
It would be interesting to know what REALLY happened here.
November 26th, 2012
shoulda used a coat hanger
November 26th, 2012
“Afterbirf” be dammed.
I want my Obamaphone and big screen tv.
November 26th, 2012
Another Democrat comes to life. Watch her sue Walmart for something during this event.
November 26th, 2012
Isn’t that Obama in the white shirt looking the other way?
November 27th, 2012
I don’t see any news items either so my guess based on seeing the “Caution Wet Floor” pylon is that she slipped, everyone is watching her as she calls a lawyer and the cop is bringing in the cart to carry her big ass out the door.
November 27th, 2012
@Drinker. She’ll go on the Maury Povich show and get DNA tests from every male who was in the store the day she got knocked-up.
November 27th, 2012
I hope this is fake. What kind of moron goes out on black Friday when they are that far along ? How about having a little concern for your unborn baby or is it more important to get a cheap blu ray palyer.
November 27th, 2012
Well maybe the wait was long enough to of had a hot date and given birth
November 27th, 2012
@ Wartender – you lost, so get over it. It’s bad enough that I have to listen to all of your heroes whining on the news everyday ( and I don’t even watch Fox News ).
November 27th, 2012
Wow, I really hope that dumb turd did not give birth on a filthy Walmart floor. This is why other countries laugh at us…That being said, bonus points for naming the kid Wally, LOL.
November 27th, 2012
i like the “wet floor” sign…..
November 27th, 2012
As the Paramedic walks in the front door with a shopping cart… Good timing ^.^
November 28th, 2012
Only in America…
November 28th, 2012
I don’ know nothin’ about birthin’ no babies…
November 28th, 2012
I’m not sure she was actually giving birth, but to the genius who said she shouldn’t have been out if she was that pregnant………did you consider that possibly her due date wasn’t that close? Babies are born prematurely every day. AND if it were a premature baby, it’s likely that the labor and delivery were very fast as premature babies are easier to birth given their size.
I truly hope that this is just someone who slipped and busted her ass on the wet floor. (There is a “wet floor” sign close by) I wouldn’t like to think that a fragile infant was born onto a disgusting, filthy Walmart floor.
November 29th, 2012
Bless their hearts and good luck to all of them. They’re probably going to need it.
November 29th, 2012
“BLACK” Friday is right!!!!!
November 29th, 2012
Is the Walmart worker that’s bending over her wearing plastic bags on her feet?
November 29th, 2012
I haven’t found proof either, but for whatever reason she is on the floor, her cooch is facing the door. I doubt that they would leave her there.
November 29th, 2012
As ‘Peanut’ whould say: “What the Hell?!?”
November 30th, 2012
Quick – bring her some antibiotics from the Wal-mart Pharmacy after being on the floor.
December 1st, 2012
Around here, they call Walmart: “Wally World.” So she did actually name it after the store. ha
December 4th, 2012
That can’t be true because (a) all of her friends would be way more freaking out; and (b) certainly someone would have gotten a couple of sheets or something to hold up to screen the scene; and (c) certainly they would have moved her at least away from the main exit/entrance. Unless she literally just popped the baby right out, she would have been able to walk to the ladies room or an office or something (the bathrooms are usually right near the front, where she is).
December 7th, 2012
Ok. Everyone who shopped their, had to see her Vegena, spiting blood .
December 13th, 2012
Another kid fathered from the walmart toilet seat.
December 17th, 2012
What is obama doing at walmart?
December 17th, 2012
I know it’s not funny…most women who are due are not on bed rest. They can also be very slow or very fast labors having nothing to do with vagina shape/looseness, whatsoever. I just think these pregnancy, BFing, and apparently child birth pics are low blows.
March 6th, 2013
Anyone else think that guy looking over his shoulder at the camera kinda looks like Mike “the situation”? :/ New MTV show?????
April 3rd, 2013
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