WWIB: Sh*t Happens



In this edition of ‘Who Wears It Better’ the secret ingredient is shit. Who wears shit better? Not really anything else I can say about that. Besides that it’s gonna be the shit.

Georgia

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  1. girlwatcher

    What the hell is going on in Georgia? Are they boycotting toilets and toilet paper?

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    November 29th, 2012

  2. Pam Firestone

    SH*T HAPPENS AND POOH APPEARS!!!!

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    November 29th, 2012

  3. Northerngirl

    I guess the shit hit the fan in Georgia. Run!

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    November 29th, 2012

  4. Scott R

    “I see a brown moon rising, I see trouble on the way!”

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    November 29th, 2012

  5. KEVIN

    what kind of sow walks around with shit in/on their pants. DISGUSTING PIGS

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    November 29th, 2012

  6. Dawn

    How do you not know you have shit all over youself?

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    November 29th, 2012

  7. Watertender

    NICE!! All you need is some corn in that gravy for texture. The one on the left has a better spray pattern. She must have a tighter turdcutter to make the halo effect. The one on the right just let it fall out and down the leg with no squeezing. Either that or it was one giant BLOOP…

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    November 29th, 2012

  8. Bob the LumberJack

    They were so surprised by the low prices, they shit their pants!

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    November 29th, 2012

  9. Austin Milbarge

    The black chick just looks like she sat on something brown. But the old lady? How do you shit yourself that bad and keep shopping?

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    November 29th, 2012

  10. RGD

    Two questions here, both regarding the picture on the right – hasn’t the woman with her told her about the huge stain on her pants, and how can she walk right next to her and stand the stink ?

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    November 29th, 2012

  11. RGD

    One of the first rules for people over fifty – never trust a fart.

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    November 29th, 2012

  12. Eric

    @RGD. Maybe her shit really doesn’t stink.

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    November 29th, 2012

  13. Slop Jar Magoo

    Looks like “Trouser Chili” is on the menu again.

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    November 29th, 2012

  14. OhioDemon

    Well, having been in Wal Mart stores in several states over the years, I can genuinely ask this: Is it possible that shitting yourself actually makes some stores seem to smell better?

    OK, maybe not. But I can’t imagine why ELSE you’d keep shopping with a load in your pants … especially since neither one appears to have bought Depends.

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  15. Mack Bee

    Definitely the lady on the right. Must have been a killer shart combined with explosive diarrhea.

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    November 29th, 2012

  16. Snap N. McGarrett

    life is like a fart. when it’s hard, it’s shit.

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    November 29th, 2012

  17. queenb

    The lady on the right looks to me like she’s had a maxi pad or tampon blowout. That looks too reddish.

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    November 29th, 2012

  18. Shocked

    The one on the left looks more like period to me. Zoom in, it looks reddish.

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    November 29th, 2012

  19. RBC

    THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING!!! White after Labor day? C’mon!! Clean up your act!

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    November 29th, 2012

  20. me here

    Looks like the great deals won’t only blow your mind.

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    November 29th, 2012

  21. Bill

    The one on the right is telling her friend, “You go ahead, I’m going to sit down on this nice bench that Wal-Mart provided for me.” She sits down for awhile and then leaves. Later that day, “Wait right there on that bench for mommy while I wait to return this toaster.” “Mommy, there was something on that bench that looked like chocolate, but sure didn’t taste like it!”

    This folks is why I don’t let my kids sit on public benches unless it’s an absolute must!:P

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    November 30th, 2012

  22. Joey BadaBing

    Hey, I just shit my pants……..

    I could change my clothes, BUT………

    Let’s go shopping at Walmart !

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    November 30th, 2012

  23. Bill

    This is what happens when you put Taco bells in Walmarts

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    November 30th, 2012

  24. girlwatcher

    I don’t know what’s worse; looking at these pictures or “SHOCKED” admitting to zooming in on it. :(

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  25. PPLWATCHER

    I hope those women are going to buy female supplies, TP, and new pants.

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    November 30th, 2012

  26. scieron

    F**kin animals! No! Animals sh*t on the ground. Filthy bas*ards.

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    November 30th, 2012

  27. Seanette

    I really think the one on the left looks more like she sat on something unfortunate.

    The one on the right, EEEEWWWW.

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  28. elizadeath

    Why the hell is their ass so dirty, don’t these idiots whipe?

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    December 1st, 2012

  29. Jen

    Warning: Don’t wait too long to throw out the Thanksgiving leftovers.

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    December 1st, 2012

  30. Seth

    It’s a shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits!!!

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    December 2nd, 2012

  31. darren

    I guess when they talk enough shit its just collects all over their clothes

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    December 3rd, 2012

  32. CG

    Yep s#!t happens to the best of us. :(

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    December 4th, 2012

  33. Hap

    I have to admit I’m inexperienced in such matters, but would one’s own leakings be visible in that intensity on the outside of the clothing? I’m inclined to think that, at least for the lady on the left, she sat in something. The pattern looks like it was something that got sort of smooshed backwards as she slid down and back into the seat. It doesn’t look like it started from her really, since then it would be darker lower down, wouldn’t it? I don’t know, I am in shock and can’t handle the truth perhaps.

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    December 6th, 2012

  34. Jenn

    That’s awful. I’d have gone up and told them both that they had something on their pants. Yuck.

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    December 13th, 2012

  35. Ryan

    Clean up on aisle 3? Leg log trail, dammnnn! Please tell me that eventually you’d feel shit running down your leg!

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    December 16th, 2012

  36. ESSENCEOFBUTTCOOKIES

    Obviously the result of free food (food stamps) and no dietary requirements. Eat more cheese puffs and tasty snack cakes. Your little butt babies will soon control our elections.

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    January 4th, 2013

  37. Ed

    Obviously both of these fine femmes have broken their shit to shove ratio indicators, otherwise, it would be as obvious to THEM as it is to the rest of the world looking on that they’ve “dis-loaficated in dey draws.”

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    January 5th, 2013

  38. Chocolate Labias

    Mmmm, gravy with those biscuits.

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