Lookin’ Horny



What is going on (or how little is going on) in your life that you hit a point where you decide to grow your fingernails this long? Who wants fingernails that curl like ram horns? Fricking weird as hell and literally serves zero purpose.

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Lookin' Horny, 6.7 out of 10 based on 173 ratings

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  1. Watertender

    Two obvious questions here… What kind of job can this person have? HOW do they wipe their ass???

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    November 29th, 2012

  2. bean

    Two words: “Attention Whore”. Or maybe “Cat Lady”.

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    November 29th, 2012

  3. why?

    It’s curious, although this hand is incapable of performing any useful work for its owner, it most certainly can clutch an EBT card with ease.

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    November 29th, 2012

  4. Moxley

    I once met an (African American) hair stylist in Columbus, OH that had nails like this… and a die job that would make Dennis Rodman blanch. I never witnessed her “work” first hand, but I can only imagine how horrible she was at her job.

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    November 29th, 2012

  5. Tues82

    Those are finger nails????? Jesus, I thought they were straps or something. I was wondering what the hell holding straps has to do with wipping your ass or vag. God I wish I never clicked on this link, I was trying to eat lunch here. Ugh! Is that a man’s hand or a womans? How do they masturbate with those things? So many questions that need answering.

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    November 29th, 2012

  6. ryan

    By saying “literally serves zero purpose” you’re omitting the fact that this serves to keep their virginity intact.

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    November 29th, 2012

  7. liz

    How does she wipe her ass??????????

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    November 29th, 2012

  8. meohmy

    so gross

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    November 29th, 2012

  9. Sarcastic Stan

    The age old question about wiping one’s ass. ..

    It’s rather easy. You hang a beach towel between 2 trees or posts, (the way you would hang a hammock), straddle it and walk forward and back.

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    November 29th, 2012

  10. Lynnard

    This is one of those things where just because you CAN, doesn’t mean you SHOULD! How the heck do you live your life.? Why limit yourself like this? I’ll never get it…

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  11. Snap N. McGarrett

    She can give you a hand job and a vasectomy at the same time.

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  12. bob

    how the hell does she masturbate with those nails in the way?

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    November 29th, 2012

  13. Jerry

    She might ask someone in the Walmart restroom to wipe her.

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    November 30th, 2012

  14. jewelryjunkie

    sarcastic sam’s comment was hilarious. Thanks for the GOOD laugh!!

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  15. paw

    i thought they were holding a snake

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  16. z

    gross. This would be a pathologists nightmare and a walking health department violation

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  17. Ouch

    like a chimp, she can’t grasp much with an opposable thumb since her damn nails get in the way.

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  18. theonlywright1

    EWWWW….she’s the kind of person who would double dip in the dip or dip her fingers directly into the pot for a taste!!

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  19. kathy

    That is one woman who is probably NEVER asked to bring ANYTHING to a potluck!

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    November 30th, 2012

  20. CP Towne

    How does he/she wipe their butt?

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    December 3rd, 2012

  21. darren

    JERSEY GIRLS: another reason to stay single

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    December 3rd, 2012

  22. AllisonWonderland

    Gah, yuck yuck yuck, WHY?

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    December 10th, 2012

  23. Planet-38

    I keep my nails cut really short and still manage to get stuff under them (because, you know, like, I use my hands all the time.)
    I can not even imagine how filthy these extreme nails get.
    I wash my hands all the time – haven’t had a cold in years. You would have to constantly, constantly wash your hands and take a brush to your nails.

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    December 12th, 2012

  24. Brittany

    That. Is. Disgusting! Whenever I see someone with stupidly long nails (fake or real) I cringe and try not to touch anything they touched. There is no way in hell that she or he can wipe her own ass! She’d have to have everything done for her, can’t type, can’t use a mouse, basically can’t use a computer at all, probably can’t cook, omg that’s so gross! There has to be a mental disease/disorder that causes someone to do that. Please, if you have nails like that (or the fake nails that are super long) CUT THEM and seek help from a mental health professional!

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    February 17th, 2013

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