Maybe you two should meet and have some babies together. Their profanity-laden rants could be stuff of legend!
Indiana & Oklahoma
45 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Indiana, Oklahoma, Profane Shirts, Walmart Fashion
Slop Jar Magoo
These two were a match made in heaven….A blind man could visualize the one on the left just from the tremble of the ground when she walks……the one on the right will always end up with a corpse because either he crushes them to death or thats as good as he’ll ever get.
November 30th, 2012
The first one I get. It’s a motorcycle visibility shirt. An oft heard excuse in car/motorcycle accidents is “I didn’t see you!”
The second one…no idea. Messed up rock band shirt? Completely inappropriate in public.
If it’s a motorcycle thing like MARC says then I say tough shit. You get what you deserve riding something too small to see on a busy highway.
KILL A BIKER – GET A MEDAL.
I actually cringe every time I see “Oklahoma” listed under one of these pictures… I cringed doubly for this one. Thanks Dude, for making us all look like morons….
What happened to common decency? You should get arrested for wearing stuff like that in public. I don’t feel like explaining that garbage to my kids and they shouldn’t have to see it.
Yes we can see you, how can anyone not see you, you are the size of a Buick…..
Fly on the Wall
What class. I can’t understand how Obama won the election with citizens like this.
Oklahoma, huh? Can I get his/her number? I like ‘em sassy and classy!
We have the “Can you See me Now Asshole” shirt in fluorescent orange. These shirts are colored for visibility, and the wording is for the jerks who claim they don’t see the motorcycles. We use it when we ride sweep on a group of motorcycles out for a ride.
Cannibal Corpse shirts are rarely appropriate for public display. Wally-World however is its own f-ed up dimension.
And why the pawprint inside the hand on the person on the left? Many disgusting thoughts come to mind.
So does anyone know why there is a dog paw print in the center of the bloody hand print on the necrophiliac?
Second one is a Wolfpac shirt
They shouldn’t let some of these into the store. Freedom of speech is one thing. But vulgar obsenity is something else.
I’ve got to get a bit pissy over the second shirt. It’s like someone took 3 or 4 random subjects and stuck them together. The Paw-in-a-hand is a subtle I’m a Furry sign or just an animal rights support by a person who doesn’t know the furry thing. Then bleeding…does that imply zombies or is it just part of the necrophilia theme?
Charming in soooo many ways!!! Just the kind of people you want to go have coffee with and be seen in their company.
the hand print shirt is, Wolfpac. awesome!!
December 1st, 2012
I have that shirt to the right! Its from this amazing band WOLFPAC who is a off shoot from the band The Blood Hound Gang! The guy who started BHG is the guy who is in WOLFPAC and you can get this shirt and others that are even more “offensive” on their site wolfpac.com ! Oh and I love peopleofwalmart.com I shop there all the time and I cruise this site all the time!!!
the second shirt is for a band called WOLFPAC out of PA they are a bit like a rap version of cannibal corpse
And they just came from parent-teacher conferences.
Ha ha hell yeah. The guy on the right has a Wolfpac shirt on. I have the same one, Represent!
I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND
BOTH OF THEM ARE GIRLS
The one on the left is about 6 ft. wide so we could see her from the parking lot.
So called ADULTS that don’t give a damn what their tops are displaying, they’re sickos, wonder what their teenagers are wearing before they get arrested & go to jail.
It’s amazing how people reveal so much of their personal lives via the slogans that they choose to display on T-shirts and bumper stickers.
In the case of the obese mess on the right, he is revealing something that is not too surprising, namely that no LIVING person would have sex with him. Just pray that he does not work at a funeral home in your town.
The “Asshole” one I get. Of course I would not want to see this big person on a motorcycle. The other is just plain stupid. This person has no sence of anything. His mother should be proud.
A couple of oompa-loompas.
Disgusting trash spending their EBT bucks at WalMart.
MARC. It’s true bikes are almost invisible so I say make them illegal on the road. Hit a biker get a medal.
Probably the only way the guy on the left is gonna get laid.
Don’t think the lard ass on the left needs a fluorescent yellow shirt for anyone to miss her wide body ass.
Class. Pure class. LOW, but still class
The one on left, that’s a famous T-shirt, but sadly it doesn’t make sense. Driving a motorcycle, you’re not really being safe if you’re not wearing a padded jacket, lol Also, the excuse “Oh, I didn’t see him” doesn’t really work anymore, since they tried it on semi trucks, lol. How can you no see a 73 ft long & 13 ft 6 tall vehicle that has 126 ft reftective tape & 19 or more lights on it? Although, on her it’s also pointless, anyone can see her & would void her at all costs, lol
You could see that butter troll on the left from the Moon. No need to advertise.
December 2nd, 2012
But why is there a PAW PRINT inside the bloody hand? Confused…
its amazing how many people get so bent out of shape over a shirt i find it funny lol and that is me on the right and for the person who said something about an ebt card get your head out of your ass that was on black friday i was spending my hard earned cash from my job in wich i pay taxes and another thing i was showing support to one of my fav. bands its no diffrent then someone wearing a cross in supoort of christ but you dont hear me running around complaing about people doing that pull your head out of your ass and be a lil more open minded
I understand that the yellow shirt is a message about noticing a biker on the rode. I have friends that are responsible bikers & follow all safety laws. But there are irresponsible bikers on the rode too, just like car drivers, who drive erratically making it easy not to notice them until its too late. But there is absolutely NO excuse for the offensive language. And the black shirt that I understand is in support of a band they like is even worse with the offensive language. Totally no excuse for either shirt to display vulgar words! I get offended everytime I’m forced to read these vulgar words as they’re displayed in front of me in public. I’m so glad that myself & my children didn’t have to grow up in a world without morals & common decency. I do fear for my grandchildren & all the young impressionable minds of the world. I worked as a teacher assistant in public schools for many years and it is quite disturbing to hear 4 & 5 yearolds using the “f” word. Is that really what we want to teach the future generations? We all have a responsibility to be role models for the next generations. There actually was a time when people lived like the Anderson’s from the series “Father Knows Best”. That show is a lot older than myself & I was raised by parents who taught values, kindness, manners & helping ones neighbor. Everyone might not have that kind of family group but everyone can teach their children like the Anderson’s. It wasn’t just a TV show it was a way of life. Sure I might be old fashion but public decency should never go out of style.
December 3rd, 2012
PS: I can spell the word “road”. I typed my comment from my phone & I didn’t notice that auto correct filled the word in wrong until after I submitted.
Idiots like these make me ashamed to be from the United States….
And while I am all for the freedoms we still have,THIS should not be OK in Public
But can you get those shirts at a Wally World? LOL
no, i can’t see you now…perhaps it about 200 more double cheeseburgers and then no one will miss you!
The folks who wear stuff like this are invariably fat, ugly, greasy attention-starved losers. It’s not a coincidence.
No, you can not get those at Waly-World. I saw the one on the left at a shop with some biker things, and I’ll say the same thing here that I said to the people I was with there. I can see you just fine, if you’re not weaving in and out of traffic, disregarding the laws, and cutting in front of me. I can’t count the number of bikers I’ve seen doing that, but yet if I hit one, someone would surely say I wasn’t looking.
As for the tastefulness of either shirt.. UGH! I am all for freedom of speech, but there are exceptions. Yelling “fire” in a crowded theater should not be the only exception. When I see people like this at an amusement park, I just want to scream. How can you responsibly wear this to a place where small children might see it? I’ve even seen things like this on the sidelines of little league soccer games!
I love how all of the soccer moms are raging about this.
December 6th, 2012
How does this relating to a band make it somehow cool or okay? It’s completely mental. Stop and think about how many things there are to focus on in this world during an entire lifetime. And yet, out of all of those uncountable options, some people pick this.
I guess the “I beat anorexia” t-shirts were in the laundry bin.
December 7th, 2012