Centaur Said What?



It’s cool, he wears this to his D&D outings. He alternates this costume with his virgin costume…which isn’t really much of a costume as it is pretty much his normal self.

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  1. Layla

    I can’t be the only one who wants to know the story behind that picture.

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    December 4th, 2012

  2. verbatim

    Jesus H. Christ

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    December 4th, 2012

  3. northerngirl

    I think both sides are a horse’s ass.

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    December 4th, 2012

  4. allison_28560

    Does he KNOW that there is a horse’s A$$ following him ???

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    December 4th, 2012

  5. girlwatcher

    This dork has a twin in Michigan and he doesn’t get any pussy either.

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    December 4th, 2012

  6. Mj

    At least he doesn’t have to put a diaper on the horse.

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    December 5th, 2012

  7. toeachhisown

    That’s a really long torso.

    His partner is prolly just trying to keep his distance from …you know

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    December 5th, 2012

  8. Slop Jar Magoo

    LMAO……The guy walking by in the hat looks like he going to jump on and hump him.

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    December 5th, 2012

  9. Eric

    That’s not a centaur outfit, that’s the Depends 3001 super-super-super capacity adult diaper….

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    December 5th, 2012

  10. darren

    Some a$$ thinks he’s a stud, wait till he finds himself a She Wal-monster to ride him like its drunken mating season

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    December 5th, 2012

  11. missy

    Yes, but is he hung like one?

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    December 5th, 2012

  12. buddyminpin

    TOEACHHISOWN, no one is behind him, look close and you can see wheels.
    Is there a comcon going on some where? Silly guy isn’t going to win a fair maiden. EVER!

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    December 5th, 2012

  13. BillyBobJoeBobJimJon

    “excuse me sir, these bathrooms are not centaur accessible”

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    December 5th, 2012

  14. MasterBaiter

    I hope his mother is alive to see what her lack of attention to her son ultimately did to him.

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    December 5th, 2012

  15. Jen

    He’s watched “Brokeback Mountain” 2,000 times.

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    December 5th, 2012

  16. toeachhisown

    @buddyminpin

    You’re right, I didn’t spot the wheels.

    Maybe his friends know something about him that prevented any of them from volunteering to be his back half?

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    December 5th, 2012

  17. XJ

    He just wants to be the centaur of attention!
    *rimshot*

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    December 6th, 2012

  18. Titmouse

    A couple of theories.

    1. Cosplaing the mascot for this years Preakness: Kegasus.

    2. Otakon. (Elaborate costumes are the norm and that would be a mild costume. 2 years ago i saw a guy dressed in an easily 9 foot tall articulated with pullies and levers mecha.

    3. Baltimore ComicCon. (elaborate costumes are still the norm and its like 2-3 weeks after Otakon)

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    December 6th, 2012

  19. jerms

    that is sterling spencer, a pro surfer/funny guy. has a website full of this stuff. some funny, some not

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    December 6th, 2012

  20. Thomas Parks

    The lost cast member from The Lion the Witch and the Waredrobe. He loved the part so much they let him keep the costume.

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    December 7th, 2012

  21. Jerry

    He said he was a Genie, And i said, Well I’ll be a horses ass.. POOF !

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    December 10th, 2012

  22. lyndsey

    lyndsai’s finger says what?

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    December 10th, 2012

  23. Saltimbanco

    Ah, he’s shopping at the Narnia Walmart.

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    December 11th, 2012

  24. Matt

    These comments are priceless, Sterling wins the intaurwebs.

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    December 11th, 2012

  25. RY RY

    pinchmysalt.tv

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    December 11th, 2012

  26. Alex H

    Sterling Spencer is the king of the internet. and prime minister of surfing. and has a hot wife. jussayin

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    December 12th, 2012

  27. Kyle

    His name is Sterling Spencer, he’s a professional surfer from Florida and he is a centaur. His website explains it in more detail: http://www.pinchmysalt.tv

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    December 12th, 2012

  28. Sam

    I actually like this costume. It’s kind of cool. I do wonder, though, how does that guy keep bent over without falling? Is he constantly holding his friend’s ass?
    Guy with the hat behind the centaur looks like he wants a ride.

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  29. Travis

    This is professional surfer Sterling Spencer.

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    December 12th, 2012

  30. rank the tank

    chu know the rules!!!

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    December 12th, 2012

  31. toddburchle

    uh…that’s Sterling Spencer. That dude is a professional surfer, we had pancakes once, I don’t think he’s a virgin either.

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    January 1st, 2013

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