This looks like one hell of a dramatic exit. Almost poetic in it’s beauty…ignoring the big exposed ass of course.
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I didn’t know that skanks were being pimped at Walmart
December 6th, 2012
It is so very hard to tell which happened to her. Either she has suffered MASSIVE hail damage, or she was in line at the bank and someone kept hitting the back of her legs with a HUGE bag of coins.
I liked her! =)
Slop Jar Magoo
Those boots are made for walking……but that ASS sure isn’t….
DAYUM girl. We needs to talk. Woot! Woot!
It is almost beyond comprehension how people think they look good…
Friends don’t let friends leave the house like this.
Oh great. Thanks to you guys, I can now visualize what a hippo in hot pants looks like. My psychiatrist thanks you.
Actually, I’d hit it, I like a challenge.
That is so nice. I love her thighs.
I bet that moves like 2 cats playing in a sack! Watertender would like to see that butt ass nekkid!!
MMMM SOOO “HAWT” dibs…….I saw her first she’s all mine! big red and ( hoperfully) adaquate in bed. come here babay !
I’d stick my Tongue right up that ass!!!!
love love love – that is some kissable thighs
The Last Universalist
Dramatic exit, perhaps. No sense of appropriate clothing. But that woman does look very bangable, at least from behind.
That’s what I’m talking about. One very beautiful and sexy lady!!
women need to seriously stop dressing outside of their looks. booty shorts were not made for fat people and muu muu’s weren’t made to be parachutes for skinny people.
*shudders* i much much MUCH love woman’s asses smaller then that
I would love to backdoor her.
My tool is basically the size of a large thermos bottle… a very large thermos bottle. I need my ladies to be meaty and she fits the bill. Lube me up and let me in, baby.
Looks like a busted can of bread dough
Biscuits and gravy yum yum
Has to suck to be such a big girl but not to actually have an ass to hang out of your too-short-for-public shorts.
is that chelsa clinton ?
December 7th, 2012
If you say you don’t like it, then I’m sure you’ve never tried it!
Try it and you WILL like it!!
That lady is built for lovin’ a long time. That bottom is perfect for giving a swat to while she’s riding like a cowgirl. Ride em cowgirl!!!!!! YeeeHaaaa!!!!
Dat is HAWT!! Now that’s a real woman, all thick and juicy! I’d tap that shit so hard!
December 8th, 2012
How desperate for sex do you have to be to be looking for it on People of Walmart? Are you being rejected by even the most drug addled of prostitutes? Are you so incredibly underendowed that you get laughed out of bed? What is the triggering mechanism for such a mentality?
December 10th, 2012
I hope that everyone saying this girl is hot, is joking. If not, this is why we are subjected to this horrifying excuse of a woman; she’s been told by sick ass men that she looks good. No one in their right mind would think this is attractive. She’s inappropriately dressed, has no concern for the fact that children have to see that shit and is everything that is wrong with the world. Gross…why should any of us try if this is how low the bar has fallen.
December 12th, 2012
Where is she from? Missouri? I think anyone who has to look at that must be in Misery!
Too hot for sure!
December 16th, 2012
I like em thick……..don’t judge me!!
December 18th, 2012
The utter lack of self awareness is very American.
December 19th, 2012
I would hit that sideways while she was walking to enjoy the whole ride!!!!!
December 26th, 2012
In the words of Jeff Foxworthy, if the back of your thighs look like the hood of a Toyota van after a hailstorm, YOU AIN’T JUICY!
February 20th, 2013