Warp Speed



It looks like she is working at an incredible rate of speed!!!….But if you have stood in any cashier line ever you know that can’t be true.

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Warp Speed, 8.4 out of 10 based on 359 ratings

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  1. Slop Jar Magoo

    Looks like she stood behind an elephant that farted……

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    December 7th, 2012

  2. Shasta

    Maybe she bought a trojan vibrator?

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    December 7th, 2012

  3. Craig

    And all the Who’s down in whoville with their who holiday shopping!!!

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    December 7th, 2012

  4. Chris

    No not an elephant. That is what happens when you stand behind Rosie O’Donnel and she farts. That poor lady looked 20 before that tragic event took place.

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    December 7th, 2012

  5. Chris

    No not an elephant. That is what happens when someone stand behind Rosie O’Donnell when she farts. That lady looked 20 years old before that tragic event took place.

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    December 7th, 2012

  6. Chris

    It looks like a really old beaver is trying to mount her head.

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    December 7th, 2012

  7. Mike

    I did not know Doctor Emmitt Brown has a sister.

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    December 7th, 2012

  8. Branetheory

    OK. POWM, give us a few decent ones to contemplate over the weekend while you are in Bermuda or wherever it is you disappear to……..

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    December 7th, 2012

  9. ms codpiece

    she tasted the sensation of a york peppermint patty and it just blew her away!

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    December 7th, 2012

  10. Rae

    Exclusive hairdo from walmarts in store salon!!!!!!!

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    December 7th, 2012

  11. girlwatcher

    She’s performing a zip job.

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    December 7th, 2012

  12. Branetheory

    I agree with Chris, but I think it’s a derelict porcupine

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    December 7th, 2012

  13. Mj

    This lovely ladie needs to see an experience hairdresser for a makeover, she needs a lot of conditioner.

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    December 7th, 2012

  14. L.E. Royer

    “When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re going to see some serious shit.”

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    December 7th, 2012

  15. cnorton

    What a coincidence! I was vacationing at Smith Mountain Lake, Virginia just two months ago and she and some guy sat down at the table right next to us in a resteraunt. We couldn’t even eat for trying not to laugh. Apparently she wears her hair like this every day. Funny stuff and small world!

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    December 7th, 2012

  16. Whore Greeter

    I’d hit it.but miss it.

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    December 7th, 2012

  17. TheInternetCenZor

    I applaud her for not being a stupid looking lard ass

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    December 7th, 2012

  18. Jen

    Looks like she’s been taking her motorcycle to work.

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    December 7th, 2012

  19. me here

    Looks like her scanner shorted out.

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    December 8th, 2012

  20. Frank

    Love the expression on her face in the right photo, she really looks like that she’s into her job!

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    December 9th, 2012

  21. Jerry

    Man, Those checkout are fast !

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    December 10th, 2012

  22. darren

    She was quoted ” her job is a breeze”

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    December 11th, 2012

  23. Zak

    I always wondered were Hey Arnold’s mom worked. Now I know

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    December 16th, 2012

  24. breanna

    omg!!!!!!!! ahahahahahahah

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    December 17th, 2012

  25. Amanda

    Yeah this is my store. And that is probably the sweetest lady you’ll ever meet. I’d love to find the person who took this picture…

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    December 30th, 2012

  26. m

    i guess that turbo by trojan really works.

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    January 2nd, 2013

  27. ATB

    I’m slightly concerned with what’s going on in the background with that man in the blue shirt. I’m sure it’s just his child, but…

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    January 10th, 2013

  28. victoria

    this is in Roanoke VA at the Valley View walmart and this lady is a complete bitch!

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    January 14th, 2013

  29. Emelia

    she looks like the witch from “Brave” anyone else?

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    February 22nd, 2013

  30. Brianna

    Trojan condoms endorsement, in WalMart…?

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    February 24th, 2013

  31. Patricia

    I guess she bought a trojan twister…. it really blew her hair back!! LOL

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