Remember guys, if you ever find yourself terribly lost in this horrific neck of the woods you can always find your way out by following the North Star.
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Star light, star bright. First star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.
I wish to go back in time by five minutes and browse something less traumatic.
December 11th, 2012
I dont remember a starry night that involved two half moons.
That is more like the “Scream” than a “Starry Night”
I need to bleach my eyes.
She promised him the moon AND the stars.
I don’t think this is what van Gogh had in mind.
Here I bend, knees a-flexin’, showing all I am a Texan.
Slop Jar Magoo
The sight of that north star makes me go south.
I believe this is called a conjunction in the almanac
Snap N. McGarrett
A barn star, no less.
Lo and behold, a star was born … now the wisemen can find their way.
Showing off the new cleavage I see
This constellation known to the Romans as “Verticalus Smileus”
She got the star to distract people from the crack.
While in Hollywood I purchased a “map to the stars”. I hope this isn’t where it leads me!
That star looks like it is sucked down by the moon’s gravitational field.
The odd part is if you check out all the pimples showing you can see they form the “Big Dipper”
that little star is another version of what is below…….a target
I think this is a guy actually. Bad taste in tattoos if you ask me.
Damn you, CRABSHAMAN. i WANTED TO SAY THAT!
I am just waiting for the day that I see my own ass crack on this page!
That’s better than having a spiderman face tattoo as a tramp stamp lmao my ex boyfriend has one
A mystic place in the solar system just north of the planet UR-ANUS!!
Tonight’s forecast: clear skies with quarter moon.
A star and a 1/2 moon. I’ll pass on seeing the full moon! >:-)
December 12th, 2012
Dude with a tramp stamp ? WTF
Somebody pray for cloud cover!
Ahhhhh so nice. A star over the valley tonight….All the dingle berrys will sleep tight knowing they can see the light….
December 15th, 2012
“…And follow the star to the crack of Dawn/Don…”
December 19th, 2012