December 12th, 2012
The Pickup Artist
Alright people, we haven’t given anything away for a while so let’s change that. Funniest pickup line wins either a copy of our new book or calendar, your choice. GOOOOOOOO!
Ohio & Washington
The Pickup Artist,
Alright people, we haven’t given anything away for a while so let’s change that. Funniest pickup line wins either a copy of our new book or calendar, your choice. GOOOOOOOO!
Ohio & Washington
The Pickup Artist,
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I hear bad girls like bad boys, come on over here and visit the Big Bad Wolf. (Awooooooooooooooooooooo..)
December 12th, 2012
FETCH!
December 12th, 2012
“All the better to eat you with”.
December 12th, 2012
“Baby, you must have committed a crime because you’ve got such a fine tail.”
December 12th, 2012
I’ve got a bone to pick with you… In my pants.
December 12th, 2012
“Big Bad Wolf you say? I’m Foxy Roxy Twinkle Toes, Nice to meet you!”
December 12th, 2012
The only place to chase tail !
December 12th, 2012
I want a piece your tail!
December 12th, 2012
“Your kennel or mine?”
December 12th, 2012
I know that you’re not a dog, but I would scooby dooby doo you all night
December 12th, 2012
Talk about puppy love, Grrrrr
December 12th, 2012
I’m a wolf with a boner and ohh look, gonna go get me some tail!
December 12th, 2012
“If i said you had a beautiful tail would you hold my wood?”
December 12th, 2012
That tail is all MINE!
December 12th, 2012
is that trying to get in or out?
December 12th, 2012
Hey baby wanna lick butts?
December 12th, 2012
Meanwhile at Walmart,mating season has began…
December 12th, 2012
Foxes: they’re full of fiber.
December 12th, 2012
Hey Skunky Lady, you sure are a fine piece of tail. They call me the Big Bad ‘Getting Older’ Wolf.
December 12th, 2012
I’d like to bury my bone in your foxhole
December 12th, 2012
Ma’am….I think I found your missing cat….
December 12th, 2012
Hey a fox like you shouldn’t be out in the open during hunting season, let’s go back to my place and play zoo. I’ll let you tame my monkey.
December 12th, 2012
A little tail never hurt anyone!!!
December 12th, 2012
Who’s afraid of the Big Bad…OMG! That woman! That tail! Marry Me!
December 12th, 2012
Let me see you shake a tailfeather… errrr I mean furry… errr I mean… Hey nice tail you have there, can I sniff it?
December 12th, 2012
Hey baby, you look furry hot with that tail. Wanna see mine?
December 12th, 2012
“Baby you must be dreaming ’cause I’ve got a big hardon and I’m drunk and wearing a wolf mask and I’m drunk.”
December 12th, 2012
Pin the tail on the donkey? nah I’ll just nail the girl with the tail cause I’m the fox with a giant wood…. cane
December 12th, 2012
I’m the Big Bad Wolf do you want to be my Red Riding Hood? We could go back to Grandmas cabin.
December 12th, 2012
Baby you must be dreaming ’cause I’ve got a big hard on and I’m drunk and wearing a wolf mask and I’m drunk”.
December 12th, 2012
For both pictures—-Fox in the hole!
December 12th, 2012
EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH FOXY LADY!!! OPE, OPE, OPE, OPE, OPA GUNGAN STYLE!!!!!!
December 12th, 2012
EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH FOXY LADY!! OPE, OPE, OPE,OPE, OPA GUNGAM STYLE!
December 12th, 2012
My bone. Your tail. A HOWLING’ good time, baby! A-wooooo!!!!!!!
December 12th, 2012
Hey baby… What do you say about you, me, and this chew stick going back to the pet department where I can show you that size really does matter? Woof!
December 12th, 2012
“The stars in your eyes make me want to howl at the moon.”
December 12th, 2012
If you’re very good, you can pet my tail.
December 12th, 2012
So are you going to be my Valentine? Since you didn’t get me a fifty-cent box of candy, it’s the least you can do.
December 12th, 2012
Little Skunk, Little Skunk, Let me in……
Not by the hair of my tail in the wind
December 12th, 2012
I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your tail around and around!
December 12th, 2012
Looking for a little piece of tail?????
December 12th, 2012
has anyone seen my pet raccoon?he was sitting in my chair with me a few minutes ago!
December 12th, 2012
I don’t give a rats ass……
December 12th, 2012
Lady, come back here – you sat on Earl !!!!!!!!!!!
December 12th, 2012
Better walk really fast past the hunting department.
December 12th, 2012
Shouldn’t you skin them before eating
December 12th, 2012
Who let the dogs out…. Woof.. what smells?!!
December 12th, 2012
“Let me sniff dat tail, an Imma gonna let you hold my bone.”
December 12th, 2012
Is it just me or is your tail out for a reason? Want to find out which is longer, your tail against my bone?
December 12th, 2012
Screw the contest. It’s hunting season. Shoot them both.
December 12th, 2012
We first suspected that the great turning predicted by the Mayans would take the form of Zoomorphication when animal parts started popping up on people in Walmart.
December 12th, 2012
Wha?!? That’s not a tail hanging out my butt, I just haven’t shaved in a while!!
December 12th, 2012
I think you might wanna trim that ass hair a lil honey!!
December 12th, 2012
“IM ALWAYS ON THE PROWL FOR SOME TAIL, LETS DO IT DOGGY-STYLE”
December 12th, 2012
Tail Hook… LOLOLOL (reverse the pictures)….
December 12th, 2012
This outfit cost lots but you dream girl are worth it.
December 12th, 2012
I’m a wolf and a loner (go figure). What say we go to my place and howwwl at the moon together! I do it doggy style!
December 12th, 2012
Don’t worry ma’am, I’m with PETA Rescue and I’ll have that cat out in a sec!
December 12th, 2012
Hey baby, wana bury a bone?
December 12th, 2012
Bad head or bad tail: Your choice!
December 12th, 2012
Can I grind my axe on that tail?
December 12th, 2012
Hey baby, wanna chew my bone?
December 13th, 2012
Are you a top or a bottom?
December 13th, 2012
I’ll huff & I’ll puff & I’ll blow your hose down from your locali Wally World.
December 13th, 2012
‘Scuse me for breaking the mood, but is the woman on the right accompanied by her CHILD? Are furries *shudder* reproducing?
December 13th, 2012
Hey baby. You sure do smell good. Wanna go back to my place and we will tal about the first think that pops up!
December 13th, 2012
Oh my cuz! I cant believe you made it on the people of WalMart website. Nit only am I shocked to see this, but it is hilarious because usually you are more picky about your appearance.
December 13th, 2012
Man, when I find the BITCH that stole my tail…
December 13th, 2012
Pic one: excuse me baby, does this cane smell like chloroform to you???
Pic two: Hey Baby, if you wanna come over for a little tail I’ll never TAIL
December 13th, 2012
Not tonight baby, I am chewing my arm off.
December 13th, 2012
I be at Walmart shopping for some tail!
December 13th, 2012
Hey Babe, ever been eaten by a Big, Bad Wolf?
December 13th, 2012
Hey baby, lift that tail for the big bad wolf!
December 13th, 2012
(guy in wolf costume) “Hey, Baby, let’s raise some “cane” together. Cane = Cain . . . get it? Aw, they laughed in Las Vegas! You had to be there!”
December 13th, 2012
By hook or by crook you can get a little tail.
December 14th, 2012
That bear would rather chew his arm off than to get a whiff of that on his claws.
December 14th, 2012
Just ASS yourself…CANE you TAIL which one Peter would rather shoot?
December 14th, 2012
Heads, or tails?
December 14th, 2012
Let’s flip a coin, baby. Heads, we fox at my place… tails, we fox at yours.
December 15th, 2012
You and me baby and nuthin but mammals lets do it like they do on the discovery channel……………………….
December 15th, 2012
hey baby. your den or mine?
December 15th, 2012
Hey baby, you gonna help me bury my bone…or are you going to leave me chasing your tail?
December 16th, 2012
Wanna do it Doggie style ?
December 17th, 2012
So I got a bone and you got a nice tail. You want to meet in frozen foods and melt some nuggets?
December 17th, 2012
Hey lady, you’re suppose to use a hampster, not a cat!
December 18th, 2012
Walmart welcomes everyone: humans and toons.
December 18th, 2012
this bone that tale, lets go explore fox holes
December 22nd, 2012
I’ll huff and I’ll blow… your house down!
December 23rd, 2012
Your lips say “Sheilds Up” but your eyes say “Haul Breach Imminent.”
December 25th, 2012
Hey baby, are you in heat? Or do you smell this good all the time? WOOF!!
December 27th, 2012
“Wanna bone?”
or
“Know anywhere I can bury my bone?”
December 31st, 2012
Is that… a butt plug…?
December 31st, 2012
Well excuse me for trying – what crawled up your ass and died?
January 8th, 2013
I like ‘em foxy and husky, black or white and baby, even that tail wags for this meat treat
January 11th, 2013
Can I come home with you and blow your house down?
February 20th, 2013
“chasing your own tail is soo last month”
February 24th, 2013
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