December 14th, 2012
Ima Stay Home & Play With My Monkey
You haven’t lived until you have walked around Walmart with a monkey’s vagina touching you neck. Yeah, it’s gross, but you people need to think about that so people stop doing this crap. They aren’t birds, you’ve got monkey genitals all up on your face!
Kansas
Ima Stay Home & Play With My Monkey,
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Well trained monkey. Clearly the disciplinarian master role produces results.
Spank the monkey lots, you get well behaved monkey. Keep spanking, dude!
December 14th, 2012
Meh. The monkey goes it alone in IKEA.
December 14th, 2012
Monkey how dare you bring that nasty human into walmart.
December 14th, 2012
spank that monkey
December 14th, 2012
Never again use the term “ima”. Do you really want to be lumped in with uneducated thug rappers?
December 14th, 2012
A monkey spanker for sure
What is a grubby flea bag money doing in walmart anyway ?
December 14th, 2012
Wait until it shits down the back of his neck then see how he loves him some fresh hot monkey poo!
December 14th, 2012
Why do you assume the monkey is female? He could have cross-dressed it. I mean, when it comes to crazy, if you’re gonna get wet you might as well go swimming.
December 15th, 2012
His New Year’s Resolution – to get the monkey off his back.
December 15th, 2012
I’m surprised it’s even legal to own a simian as a “pet”. Regardless, he’s a poster child for someone with emotional or relationship issues.
December 17th, 2012
That may be as close as that guy gets to every touching any vajayjay in his life…
December 18th, 2012
I think the monkey’s name is Gabby. I’ve seen her before.
December 25th, 2012
Yes, her name is Gabby and she’s in Pratt, KS. She has to go EVERYWHERE or else she gets into trouble. Even the carhops at Sonic know to give her half a banana and to give her the banana FIRST or else she threatens to bite and throws a fit!!!!! She is adorable thought. Very friendly. Her original owner passed away, I believe that is the son of her owner.
December 27th, 2012
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