Ima Stay Home & Play With My Monkey



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You haven’t lived until you have walked around Walmart with a monkey’s vagina touching you neck. Yeah, it’s gross, but you people need to think about that so people stop doing this crap. They aren’t birds, you’ve got monkey genitals all up on your face!

Kansas

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Ima Stay Home & Play With My Monkey, 7.4 out of 10 based on 153 ratings

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  1. Smeghead

    Well trained monkey. Clearly the disciplinarian master role produces results.

    Spank the monkey lots, you get well behaved monkey. Keep spanking, dude!

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    December 14th, 2012

  2. Meh

    Meh. The monkey goes it alone in IKEA.

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    December 14th, 2012

  3. Oneijack

    Monkey how dare you bring that nasty human into walmart.

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    December 14th, 2012

  4. girlwatcher

    spank that monkey

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    December 14th, 2012

  5. Tut

    Never again use the term “ima”. Do you really want to be lumped in with uneducated thug rappers?

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    December 14th, 2012

  6. Joey BadaBing

    A monkey spanker for sure

    What is a grubby flea bag money doing in walmart anyway ?

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    December 14th, 2012

  7. Watertender

    Wait until it shits down the back of his neck then see how he loves him some fresh hot monkey poo!

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    December 14th, 2012

  8. Cherrik

    Why do you assume the monkey is female? He could have cross-dressed it. I mean, when it comes to crazy, if you’re gonna get wet you might as well go swimming.

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    December 15th, 2012

  9. Jen

    His New Year’s Resolution – to get the monkey off his back.

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    December 15th, 2012

  10. OG Alex

    I’m surprised it’s even legal to own a simian as a “pet”. Regardless, he’s a poster child for someone with emotional or relationship issues.

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    December 17th, 2012

  11. eyesapoppin

    That may be as close as that guy gets to every touching any vajayjay in his life…

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    December 18th, 2012

  12. BLEH

    I think the monkey’s name is Gabby. I’ve seen her before.

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    December 25th, 2012

  13. NotteBella

    Yes, her name is Gabby and she’s in Pratt, KS. She has to go EVERYWHERE or else she gets into trouble. Even the carhops at Sonic know to give her half a banana and to give her the banana FIRST or else she threatens to bite and throws a fit!!!!! She is adorable thought. Very friendly. Her original owner passed away, I believe that is the son of her owner.

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    December 27th, 2012

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