It’s 1 week ’til Christmas! I’m still not even remotely close to being prepared for it. How ’bout you guys?
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Buying a Christmas tree must be on their minds.
December 18th, 2012
Meet the Coneheads from Tinseltown
I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND
SANTA PLEASE GIVE ME A WIFE WHO WEARS SANDALS FOR CHRISTMAS. LYNN S IS STILL SINGLE AND STILL ON SINGLE SITES BUT LYNN S IS A DELUDED HOMELY MORON.
December 19th, 2012
It’s nice to see that the Coneheads have decided to decorate for the holidays.
Now they are true Americans!
C’mon guys, it has to be fun at their house. The family that goofs off together will probably last forever. You should all be so lucky.
Meet the idiot family. They closed down the local insane asylum and now they are squatters in Wally World.
Somebody found the holiday section.
I think they’re cute. Having some Christmas fun.
I think that mom should get a gold star for making Christmas merry for her entire family. The poster board and tinsel hats are great!
December 20th, 2012
Wait, I think I know him…hmm.
December 21st, 2012
That’s Key Poulan. Nice.
That’s a fun family! It makes me want to go check out the WalMart Christmas goods!
We took this a year ago just to see if there was any way we could make “The People of Walmart” website. Mission accomplished!
Perhaps they are just shielding their precious brains from the mothership’s destructive signals
We originally titled this photo as “Our Redneck Christmas Card”!
To clarify, these were wire-framed Christmas trees with tinsel right off the shelves at WalMart. Yes, we were wearing store merchandise.
December 23rd, 2012
Sometimes when the gene pool is spread very thin and alcohol is ingested, children are created to look and act exactly like their chromosome damaged parents.
January 4th, 2013
Looks like somebody got 215 cards for the whole family. I knew California had all the great weed
April 22nd, 2013