December 19th, 2012
6 Days ‘Til Santa
“What The Elf?” indeed. Christmas is right around the corner and your lazy ass is stocking up on OJ instead of building my wooden toy train up at the North Pole. On a side note, do kids still get wooden trains? I’m sure some group of hippies figured wood was too dangerous and banned them or some other type of stupid crap.
Kentucky
6 Days 'Til Santa,
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They sure do! My kid got a wooden train set a couple years ago. He’s getting an expansion set this year; and it’s all from Ikea, so the hippies apparently haven’t outlawed it yet. Or is it the hipsters that go to Ikea? I can never remember. All I know is whenever I see a member of either group, I want to hit them.
December 19th, 2012
You’re kiddin’….Kentucky? Really?
December 19th, 2012
Hippies like trains. In our major cities they’re always pushing policies meant to discourage driving and encourage riding trains.
December 19th, 2012
Looks like Santa’s little helper has a vitamin C deficiency.
December 19th, 2012
The little boy has no neck…just thought I’d point that out. His mother must be the stripper, and quite possibly his fathers sister.
December 19th, 2012
A lot of the Thomas sets are wood.
December 20th, 2012
just kick him in the nuts
December 20th, 2012
First off, he is way too skinny to shop at Wal-mart.
December 20th, 2012
Just bought my daughter a wooden train for christmas. Thank god the creepy guy doesn’t come with it
December 23rd, 2012
Im going out on limb and usually stuff goes over my head until i read the comments and no one said anything.. but i dont think he was really talking about toys.
I think he was talking about the wood train in his pants or.. at least thats what it looks like it could be. lol
December 23rd, 2012
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