December 24th, 2012
When Farting Goes Horribly Wrong
I don’t know what happened here, and frankly I don’t want to. The bottom line is somewhere along the way you screwed up and you screwed up hard. The next step is doing something about it and I suggest we do it now.
Washington
When Farting Goes Horribly Wrong,
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A list of the biggest decisions/questions of your life:
What career should I choose?
Is this the person I should marry?
What school should I attend?
Is this gas or diarrhea?
Only one of these questions has instant results if you do not choose wisely.
December 24th, 2012
GROSS
December 24th, 2012
He pulled his pants down on purpose. He didn’t want to get shit on his sweatpants. He’s still got two weeks of sweat to put in them.
December 24th, 2012
That unsettling feeling when you try to sneak a quiet one out and it goes bad. Instead of a little discrete “ploof” you get a big wet “BLLAAAAPPP” leaving an industrial strength shart stain in your drawers. If it’s a nice quiet one people can wonder at the gift of your wind but ALL know when you have bung gravy rolling down your sweats leaving the telltale brown racing stripe.
December 24th, 2012
Damn Wal-mart job applications ask some really tough questions… I had to think soo hard I shitmeeself
December 24th, 2012
Just stay home honey !!!
December 24th, 2012
So, is this our Christmas present from POWM? Thanks, because this is one of the really nasty ones. How in the hell do people remain in public like this?
December 24th, 2012
OOPS!!! Industrial strength SNOOP! (sneeze-poop)
December 24th, 2012
I think he’s writing a check his ass can’t cash.
December 24th, 2012
I think he’s writing a check his @ss can’t cash!
December 24th, 2012
After eating something that robs you of the ability to fart with confidence, it’s best not to fart.
December 24th, 2012
I’m just wondering how he sharted to the left. That, my friends, is a professional right there!!
December 24th, 2012
When sharts go bad!
December 24th, 2012
Never trust a fart !!!!!!!
December 24th, 2012
That looks a little to lateral to be a shart. Its nowhere near his dirty starfish. Looks more like a cyst ruptured and he has pus running down his back.
December 24th, 2012
Have a Messy Christmas, and a Sharty New Year.
December 24th, 2012
Let the “shit talking” begin.
December 24th, 2012
I thought X-mas collors were red and green…not brown.
December 24th, 2012
Let’s all pretend that he sat on a chocolate milk shake and didn’t notice.
December 24th, 2012
I hate to be rain on the shart parade here, but I have my doubts that this photo was taken in a Walmart. Since when is Walmart paved with hardwood floors? In my neck of the woods they use the cheapest linoleum — probably for sanitation purposes — so they can bleach the hell out the floors every day. With all the sharting, dragging kids behind scooters on the floor, and weird animals brought in there (human and otherwise) hardwood flooring wouldn’t last a week.
December 25th, 2012
He’s a WalBabe Magnet.
December 25th, 2012
This is how you tell the world, “poop on you”
December 25th, 2012
Did you just shit your pants ?
No Problem… just come & shop at walmart
you will look just like the rest of them
December 26th, 2012
If this is the newer Walmart in Lakewood, WA there are floors like this in the Money Center area. Which makes me sad because that also means I live in the same town as this guy…
December 27th, 2012
Farting my arse! That’s straight up sharting there.
December 28th, 2012
This brings new meaning to Hot Mess!
December 28th, 2012
How can he not FEEL that? It’s still wet! ~gag~
December 28th, 2012
I’m sorry, but if I were in public and this happened to me, I’d stop whatever I was doing and go home to clean up. Whatever business you have at Walmart can wait. There’s just no logical excuse to walk around in your own mess. What’s worse is that this slob doesn’t even have the decency the pull his pants up and try to cover his shame. He’s just letting his sh_tty ass hang out for everyone to see and smell. Ughhh. Disgusting.
December 29th, 2012
Please don’t sit down for the love of God.
December 31st, 2012
Being Christmas Eve, this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “Holy Shit!”
@ Laurel Jade…he already did.
Guess he missed the red light on his Shit to Shove Ratio Indicator.
Mick Me Mate the Master Farter he AIN’T. (Sorry to Kevin Bloody Wilson)
Nasty with a capital N.
“Twas the night before Christmas
and here in WalMart,
I had a gut-rumble
I thought was a fart
I pushed it out twixt my cheeks with care….
AND PROMPTLY CRAPPED MY UNDERWEAR!”
January 5th, 2013
WHEN YOU THINK IT’S JUST A FART BUT IT TURNS INTO A SHART DIARRHEA DIARRHEA OH IT MAY NOT SEEM SO FUNNY BUT IT COMES OUT GREEN AND RUNNY DIARRHEA DIARRHEA
January 21st, 2013
ALL MY KIDS WERE POTTY TRAINED BY 2.
February 4th, 2013
Oh, I just can’t handle the poopy pants ones!!! GROSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
March 1st, 2013
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