December 27th, 2012
The Cave Woman
Hey short shorts, I can’t tell which I hate more, your bottom biscuits or your random cave drawing tattoos. Not sure why I’d be telling you this, but I feel I had to make it known to somebody.
North Carolina
The Cave Woman,
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Me See GRONK BUTT! Brontosaurus be scared! Cave of Stinky Wind eat shorts!!
December 27th, 2012
Hey caveman! Nice old bag you bagged there. Are you strong enough to drag that pile of shit back to your cave?
December 27th, 2012
Just call me Catfish cuz I’m a bottom feeder.
December 27th, 2012
Actually, cave woman there looks hot. I wish I was in that guy’s place and taking her home to my dwelling.
December 27th, 2012
I’d like to run up behind her in Walmart, whip out my horney dick and rub it up and down on her butt cheeks till my sperm shoots all over her legs
December 27th, 2012
Another batshit-crazy shopper.
December 27th, 2012
Not to bad, but it is what it is.
December 28th, 2012
Not that I want to defend her (please put on more clothes! Seriously!) I would like to point out that the “cave drawing tattoos” are baby feet, butterflies, and what is probably a name/date but is too hard to tell from this distance–all of which are classic examples of tattoos for baby loss moms. Basically, her baby was stillborn, and she has the foot prints tattooed onto her back. While there are more tasteful ways of doing that, they aren’t just “cave man tattoos”. This woman is obviously suffering a loss I hope you never have to experience. Cut her some slack, people.
January 22nd, 2013
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