That Escalated Quickly



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Look like she actually got a partridge in a pear tree for Christmas. But on a more important note, how the hell did I not know a double-decker Walmart existed in this country? I see those escalators and I need to know if those are indeed a stairway to heaven or if Walmart really does sell everything and it’s just an escalator for sale.

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  1. Vicky

    Ha!! We have one in Albany, NY. I never knew two story Walmarts existed til I moved here. LOL!

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  2. Bryan

    Liz Taylor lives!!! O_O

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  3. Chel Knight

    That’s not a woman! That is a man!!! Definitely a Drag! lol

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  4. matt

    I think that’s a man under all that gorgeous.. and we have escalated walmarts here in NY.. shit needs space. All walmarts can’t be in their own 80,000 sqr foot building surrounded by nothing in the middle of nowhere. Not everywhere is Nebraska.

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  5. Jenni

    There is a two story walmart in Mississauga, Ontario Canada. It has escalators for shopping carts, first time I have ever seen those.

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  6. Sean

    I know of one in Albany NY area. The escalators are big enough for the carts as well as people

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  7. elvis costanza

    That’s a dude…..

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  8. Kim

    The escalator in the Salt Lake City Walmart takes you to the upper level of the parking garage. Still a single level of Walmart but with two levels of parking.

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  9. Scott R

    Did Liz Taylor and Elvira bear a child?

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  10. Kim

    Is this real? Where did the low prices sign behind her go in pic #2? She is in the same line standing behind the lady in the black shirt…but the angle is changed…and the sign is gone. Maybe the bird is fake, too. Not that it matters. The entire outfit is like something out of a cheesy soap opera

    And some Walmarts have escalators.

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  11. Chris

    Albany NY has a 2 story Walmart. They renevated a regular Walmart to a super center.

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  12. Shirl

    Trafford Park , Manchester, UK has a two storey Walmart.

    They try to pass it off as Asda, a supermarket chain that Walmart bought out some 12 years ago, but apart from the customers being slighly tamer and English, it’s a Wallyworld through and through, complete with Walmart management style, ethos and even some Walmart logos and signage around.

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  13. becca

    We have an escalator here in Ut, but ours is just for the parking its double decker

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  14. KEVIN

    I think this creature is one scoop of ice cream short of a milkshake. But I could so take the woman in black home with me. She has got a nice winter warmer on her.

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  15. Flamingo

    We used to have a double decker Sears, and believe it or not, the stuff wasn’t expensive, then they built a new one with cheaper stuff and higher prices!

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  16. Bill

    @Kim, Did you even read your question before asking it rofl ?, The first picture is taken from IN FRONT OF HER, The 2nd picture is from BEHIND HER, or course the sign would not be in the second picture… Sigh is ignorance really bliss ?

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  17. lil

    It might be the one in Sacramento, CA.

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  18. Edge

    I think it is a guy in drag, too. But this person is very weird regardless of gender.

    The new Walmart in Victoria, Canada has an escalator to the second floor.

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  19. mike oxfat

    its not a man. it really is a woman, i guess. on a similar note, does anyone know why there are so many single jewish women in the world? hey it aint easy finding Dr. Right, you know! but seriously, im not racist, i hate everyone equally :) being against a religion that outlaws bacon and calls you filthy for mixing food together on your plate has nothing to do with being anti-semitic anyway. I wonder if they realize it all mixes together in your stomach anyway? how unclean is that i wonder ? i bet she gets all gussied up and parades around walmart like this just to get the ego boost of being one of the chosen few among the unwashed masses of wal-martians. no contest, there sister, no contest. willy the pimp or “captain hook on a bender” has better taste in my book anyday, and thats saying ALOT!

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  20. Tina

    We have a 2-story Walmart here in Sacramento. Walmart took over an abandoned Montgomery Wards building. One escalator for the people; one for the carts.

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  21. girlwatcher

    A two story WalMart is exactly like a two story outhouse!

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  22. KDC III

    It must be the store in Panorama City, CA. Originally it was a mall department store that closed up and was replaced with a Wally World, hence the 2 stories. It is by far the worst Walmart I’ve ever been in!

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  23. Demi

    A female impersonator of Liza Minnelli. And what’s (s)he doing with all those clothes on in California?

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  24. Jen

    Liza Minnelli out shopping for after-Christmas bargains.

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  25. bradylikethebunch

    That is a woman and god bless her, she looks fierce! I wish my aunts looked that good!

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  26. bradylikethebunch

    We have two story walmarts in NE!

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  27. PeopleMakeMeSick

    That is definitely a man!

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  28. CJ

    …and a partridge in a….what the hell is that?

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  29. Cableguy1000

    There is a 2 level Walmart in Towson MD, it has a special escalator for the shopping carts. You push your cart onto the cart lift then you ride the regular escalator and you get to the top or bottom of the escalator about 10 seconds before your cart. It used to be a Montgomery Ward store, it still has elevators also.

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  30. Chele

    We have one in La Mesa (San Diego county), with fancy carts that go up their own escalator too. It is in the same mall as the 2 story Target store with the same type of escalators and carts.

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  31. JEFF_K

    We have TWO double-decker Walmarts in the Los Angeles area, one in Panorama City in the San Fernando Valley and the other one at the intersection of Crenshaw Blvd and Dr Martin Luther King Blvd in South Central Los Angeles. Neither one is one of the nicer Walmarts although both have that special escalator just for shopping carts.

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  32. Seanette

    +1 for that being Sacramento, specifically the one at Watt & El Camino. I jammed the cart escalator once. :)

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  33. Moe

    Pretty much every Walmart, Target, and department store are two stores in Los Angeles.

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  34. Daniel J Cooper

    Just goes to prove the biggest rednecks are not in the South. The closest thing we have here is a two story Target.

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  35. senojam

    It’s a Man

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  36. mike d

    the one in albany ny is like a prison..guards on every isle

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  37. Lady Anne

    Mike Oxfat, Jewish dietary law does not forbid mixing milk and dairy on the same plate – it forbids mixing them in the same meal, and to avoid combining in the stomach, you must wait six hours after eating a dairy meal before you can eat a meat meal, which is why most kosher households eat one or the other on any given day. Pork and shellfish are forbidden because of the danger of foodborne diseases.

    And what this has to do with an over-dressed person in Wal-Mart is totally beyond me, but in needed to be addressed

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  38. Chad E. Williams

    I’m 90% sure the Wal-Mart in this photograph is located in Sacramento. It used to be a really cool bookstore, now its an absolutely horrible Wal-Mart. The escalator has one of those devices that take your cart up with you but it seems to never work right. One time my cart got stuck mid way up and I had to completely unload everything and use a chain of people to get my stuff to the top and into another cart. Lesson learned, take the damn elevator. And yeah, that is absolutely a dude.

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  39. Count Flatula

    @mike oxfat— I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
    with overworked gums
    who squeaks when she cumms

    and that is definitely a dude. Probably buying the cheap perfume all those drag queens wear.

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  40. Rip

    Looks like something from Star Trek — Empath episode?

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  41. Lu

    I’m betting this location is my home-boy Wal-Mart on Crenshaw in South Central! Not just 2 stories, but THREE stories!

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  42. fred

    It might be in Richmond, CA not only is that one two stories but it’s at the mall.

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  43. spiffy

    van nuys california has a double decker walmart! woulndn’t suggest going there at night tho. or alone!

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  44. Christina

    theres a double-decker WM in El Cajon CA, used to be one i’d go to when i lived in San Diego… there’s even a cart escalator…it hooks your cart and pulls it up beside you on the escalator…but they wont let you ride in the cart.

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  45. Count Flatula

    I’d hit it!

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  46. vklssj

    It might be the Wallyworld in El Cajon

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  47. Kat

    You guys need to come to Canada. There are 2-story Walmarts EVERYWHERE. There’s even an escalator for your shopping cart! (It goes up separately).

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  48. Lyn

    Wow, that is a man! Oy!

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  49. couldbe me

    That could be the Wallyworld on Hilltop Dr in Richmond, CA. A one-time Macy’s store. The cart escalator was installed between the regular escalators.

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  50. Sarah Bobera

    Looks like Vida Bohemme (Patrick Swayze’s character) from “To Wong Foo: Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar”.

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  51. Amanda

    There are double-decker Wal-Marts – there is one in Baltimore County, MD.

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  52. z-money

    Albany, NY is the Magic Kingdom of WalMart. So many creatures they should charge admission.

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  53. sally

    He is one sick dude!! Why do we have to be subjected to these whacko’s?!!

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  54. jacquelyn

    Wally horror picture show

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  55. Alyce

    This is NOT the walmart in sacramento, ca. The people are going down the escalator. The walmart in sacramento, behind the checkout lines the escalators go up.

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  56. Curtis

    They do sell coffins online.

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  57. Andey

    I believe that might actually be the Walmart in Panorama City, CA. I was there once. It has a second floor. It used to be a JC Penney or a Sears…

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