December 28th, 2012
The Neck Beard
Holy balls of fire! You are the rooster king!!! Oh my dear sweet drooling, poopin’, crying baby Jesus that is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. I’m more in awe and impressed than I am angry you go out in public like this. Wow! Is that a neck beard or overgrown chest hair…you know what, I don’t even care. Either way I will follow you into the depths of hell.
Missouri
The Neck Beard,
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Creepy!
December 28th, 2012
Looks like Who fur lmao
December 28th, 2012
Call Horton we have an escaped Who.
December 28th, 2012
A natural neck warmer. Nice.
December 28th, 2012
He looks like a real life WHO from a Dr. Suess book
December 28th, 2012
COCK A DOODLE DOOO!!!!
December 28th, 2012
GROSSEST THING EVER DUDE!!! GO GET A FREAKING TRIM!!!
December 28th, 2012
He looks like Sam the Eagle from the Muppets!
December 28th, 2012
A cross between Sam the Muppet eagle & the grinch!!!! lol get him a waxing gift certificate!!!
December 28th, 2012
WTF??? He looks like a freakin muppet or fraggle!
December 28th, 2012
WoW. Jim Gaffigan has really let himself go……..
December 28th, 2012
Whoville is missing a citizen!
December 28th, 2012
Looks like an upside down dandelion taking a shit………..
December 28th, 2012
omg.
December 28th, 2012
gross!! of COURSE this person lives in Missouri. JUST ONE more reason I stay FAR away from Missouri.. thank you for scaring me into staying in California.. lol
doesn’t Kermet the Frog sport something similar (not in fur, mind you)..
Hey, DUDE!! Miss Piggy is looking for YOU!! teehee
December 28th, 2012
When he braids it, he has a permanent knit scarf.
December 28th, 2012
He reminds me of the Chicken Lady from “The Kids in the Hall.”
December 28th, 2012
shock absorber for a dick licker ?
December 28th, 2012
Looks like an Austin Powers villain
December 28th, 2012
Definitely, Sam the Eagle look-alike gets my vote.
December 28th, 2012
So that’s where that baby got the feather that got stuck in its neck.
December 28th, 2012
The funny part of this, is he looks to actually be proud of this.
December 28th, 2012
Obviously his father had a submissive gene for abundant body hair still present from when we branched off from other apes. Its a shame for this guy they are known to have exceptionally small penises.
December 28th, 2012
At first glance, you might think this guy is losing his hair.
At second glance, you might think – no – this guy is actually gaining hair.
At third glance, you might want to wash your eyes with bleach.
December 28th, 2012
@CLODIA – That’s exactly what he reminded me of.
December 28th, 2012
He got 10 razors for Christmas, but won’t take the hint.
December 28th, 2012
Holy neck mutton chops batman
December 29th, 2012
I know this guy and he is so very nice. Shame people are making fun of him for a physical trait he can not control. He is confident enough in himself to live with what he has no control over. He doesn’t need to shave in order to fit in, just like some guys choose not to shave facial hair.
December 29th, 2012
Hey, Samantha- Being born w/ a twin stuck to your head is a physical trait that people can not control. This guy is either lazy as fuck or just wants attention! If you were such a friend, you would tell him to trim that nasty shit. If he want’s to look like a freak, he’s gonna get treated like a freak!
December 29th, 2012
If that’s not nasty enough…. think about how monkey hair he has on his back.
December 29th, 2012
Are you fucking kidding me, Samantha?! “A physical trait he can not control” and “some guys choose not to shave facial hair”? The dude OBVIOUSLY shaves the rest of his face and purposely leaves that fuzzy turtleneck. If he did NOT shave at all, he’d look like a cracked-out Santa Claus.
Now, please quit trolling a site KNOWN for making fun of people and leave the rest of us to our fun.
December 30th, 2012
@samantha: can’t control? are you high, or just retarded? have you never heard of a razor? electric shaver?? just because it grows there doesn’t mean it has to STAY there!!
December 30th, 2012
He looks like something out of Dr. Seuss
December 30th, 2012
Definitely Sam the Eagle from the Muppet show.
Samantha, if you don’t like people making fun of your friend, either tell him or go away.
December 30th, 2012
Dude, I’ve totally seen this guy. He lives in the same area as me, that is hilarious.
December 30th, 2012
Amish. HARDCORE
December 31st, 2012
I wonder if there’s a place for him on Whisker Wars?
December 31st, 2012
That is the freakiest isht I’ve ever seen!
December 31st, 2012
Maybe that neck hair serves a function such as keeping him warm by insulating the area that his shirt doesnt cover…unique any way.
January 1st, 2013
Funny. Laughed so hard I had tearss
For everyone’s sake he needs to shave that crap. He looks like Chewbacca from Star Wars.
January 2nd, 2013
I CAN’T UNSEE THAT.
January 3rd, 2013
Somewhere, deep in a hole he carved out in his mother’s basement, are the remains of the women he has seduced and killed…
January 4th, 2013
Sportin’ neck hair like that, well, it’s just awesome.
January 4th, 2013
you are all very rude and the comments are very uncalled for. this is a very sweet man who donates his time, a retired veteran who fought for your freedom, and works on a military insulation for TIPS ONLY. let me see you make a living, feeding your family doing just that. this image needs to be taken down before a poor honest, gentle, kind, VETERAN’S heart gets broken. HOW DARE YOU.
January 5th, 2013
He looks like a who from whoville
January 5th, 2013
Cock-A-Doodle-Doo ! Apparently any Cock will Do !
January 6th, 2013
Looks like he studies Neck-romancy. He likes to get it on neck-rophilia style. Oh, I could go all night…
January 8th, 2013
He looks like the grinch!
January 23rd, 2013
Definetly Dr. Seuss, perhaps the zike-bike rider?
May 3rd, 2013
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