Sir, for the last time, we are not Hickory Farms and will not accept your request to return this summer sausag…..OMG!
23 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Nebraska, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion
I think there might be something wrong with this guy. Something about his “demeanor” I guess makes me wonder if he might actually have a mental disability and not just a normal person of Walmart…
December 31st, 2012
i am just very very thankful he is wearing underwear under those shorts (even though they look more like boxers)
Sign, are you still standing??
I just lost my appetite – forever!
For the shape he appears to be in, he isn’t riding a scooter.
I don’t even want to know where he keeps his money.
i don’t give a shit if he is special.he or the person caring for him needs to dress appropriately. surprised he didn’t have shit hanging out
Thank goodness for the tighty-whiteys; otherwise, we might have seen a sight NOT to behold.
The scary thing is, I have the same pair of boxers. The only difference is, I wear mine UNDERNEATH my pants, I don’t go out of the house wearing just them as my bottom garment. (or just them over exposed “other underwear” underneath them).
He feels the world needs to see his “dancer’s legs.”
Sure , he looks like a retarded , dim-witted dumbass now, but in highschool he scored 3 touchdowns in one game!
Snap N. McGarrett
Those dingy briefs are the only thing keeping us from seeing sac.
I think the whities are actually a diaper. eeewwwwwww.
@ MASTERBAITER, you sound like YOU are a retarded, dim-witted dumbass, I imagine that you are a teenager, the only good point about this is that at least you seem to know how to spell the words, all your comments on this site certainly show that your brain is NOT fully developped yet, everything you say is negative about everyone. Have a good day, try to be positive once in a while, that would make you feel good inside your heart.
Is this guy wearing depends????
January 1st, 2013
Those are DIAPERS!
Nebraska? In the winter? Dressed like that? Just call him Mr. Snowballs.
Fella looks to be one Snickers Pie away from losing that foot to Diabetus…
…MMMM, Snickers Pie…
January 2nd, 2013
Is that Warren? Have him say “Franks and Beans” just to make sure.
OK no joke I almost fell on the floor when I saw this. This is my ex husband!!! And no he isn’t retarded in the physical sense. Just stupid. I can’t believe he would wear this in public but there he is!
January 9th, 2013
Guys. He’s a trucker. Hence the headset. Most of them are pretty nice guys, just imagine what your life would be like if you sat around in a semi for weeks on end. You sure as hell wouldn’t care what you look like walking in a walmart you will never be in again. Atleast he’s comfy while he’s driving.
January 19th, 2013
He’s obese and has a bad case of gout going on there, but he’s still going to load up on beef which will only make it worse! Get healthy you fat moron!
February 13th, 2013
That left ankle of his looks so weird… Maybe he has a wooden foot in that shoe or something.
October 7th, 2013