Where’s The Beef?



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Sir, for the last time, we are not Hickory Farms and will not accept your request to return this summer sausag…..OMG!

Nebraska

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Where's The Beef?, 8.5 out of 10 based on 265 ratings

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  1. wwafsfasd

    I think there might be something wrong with this guy. Something about his “demeanor” I guess makes me wonder if he might actually have a mental disability and not just a normal person of Walmart…

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    December 31st, 2012

  2. sunni

    i am just very very thankful he is wearing underwear under those shorts (even though they look more like boxers)

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    December 31st, 2012

  3. Branetheory

    Sign, are you still standing??

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    December 31st, 2012

  4. Mary

    I just lost my appetite – forever!

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    December 31st, 2012

  5. Jerry

    For the shape he appears to be in, he isn’t riding a scooter.

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    December 31st, 2012

  6. Honkeycat

    I don’t even want to know where he keeps his money.

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    December 31st, 2012

  7. KEVIN 2

    i don’t give a shit if he is special.he or the person caring for him needs to dress appropriately. surprised he didn’t have shit hanging out

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    December 31st, 2012

  8. PPLWATCHER

    Thank goodness for the tighty-whiteys; otherwise, we might have seen a sight NOT to behold.

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    December 31st, 2012

  9. JEFF_K

    The scary thing is, I have the same pair of boxers. The only difference is, I wear mine UNDERNEATH my pants, I don’t go out of the house wearing just them as my bottom garment. (or just them over exposed “other underwear” underneath them).

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    December 31st, 2012

  10. Jen

    He feels the world needs to see his “dancer’s legs.”

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    December 31st, 2012

  11. MasterBaiter

    Sure , he looks like a retarded , dim-witted dumbass now, but in highschool he scored 3 touchdowns in one game!

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    December 31st, 2012

  12. Snap N. McGarrett

    Those dingy briefs are the only thing keeping us from seeing sac.

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    December 31st, 2012

  13. Jami

    I think the whities are actually a diaper. eeewwwwwww.

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    December 31st, 2012

  14. Mj

    @ MASTERBAITER, you sound like YOU are a retarded, dim-witted dumbass, I imagine that you are a teenager, the only good point about this is that at least you seem to know how to spell the words, all your comments on this site certainly show that your brain is NOT fully developped yet, everything you say is negative about everyone. Have a good day, try to be positive once in a while, that would make you feel good inside your heart.

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    December 31st, 2012

  15. CG

    Is this guy wearing depends????

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    January 1st, 2013

  16. Kendra

    Those are DIAPERS!

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    January 1st, 2013

  17. goose

    Nebraska? In the winter? Dressed like that? Just call him Mr. Snowballs.

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    January 1st, 2013

  18. CrabShaman

    Fella looks to be one Snickers Pie away from losing that foot to Diabetus…

    …MMMM, Snickers Pie…

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    January 2nd, 2013

  19. Revo

    Is that Warren? Have him say “Franks and Beans” just to make sure.

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    January 2nd, 2013

  20. RagDoll

    OK no joke I almost fell on the floor when I saw this. This is my ex husband!!! And no he isn’t retarded in the physical sense. Just stupid. I can’t believe he would wear this in public but there he is!

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    January 9th, 2013

  21. Brandi

    Guys. He’s a trucker. Hence the headset. Most of them are pretty nice guys, just imagine what your life would be like if you sat around in a semi for weeks on end. You sure as hell wouldn’t care what you look like walking in a walmart you will never be in again. Atleast he’s comfy while he’s driving.

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    January 19th, 2013

  22. GreatScott

    He’s obese and has a bad case of gout going on there, but he’s still going to load up on beef which will only make it worse! Get healthy you fat moron!

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    February 13th, 2013

  23. JDF

    That left ankle of his looks so weird… Maybe he has a wooden foot in that shoe or something.

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    October 7th, 2013

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