I swear to God I can’t even begin to think of how I would describe this to my barber. Maybe you guys could help…
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Hey barber.. can you make me look like a douche?
January 3rd, 2013
(earlier at the Wal-mart Salon) “Just take a little off the top.”
Low maintenance rasta ?
Thud (me falling out of chair)
Sort of reminds me of Jesse Ventura
As I gaze into your crystal head I see at least two more years of unemployability.
I believe that is called a ‘mongolian’
What mindset (or lack of )
thinks that it looks “cool”
January 4th, 2013
I gotta go with “The Mongolian”.
easier to explain than “I’d like the Mad Max bad guy cut, please.”
if your barber’s a wrestling fan, you might get away with “The Damien Demento, please!”
THAT IS A GAY PANSY HAIR CUT
How about “Can you braid the part that didn’t get ripped off in an industrial accident please?”
An inverse Moe?
January 5th, 2013
“Extra shiny on the bowling ball”
January 6th, 2013
I’ll take a “snoop dog skullet”; and I’ll need a jar of wax to go.
January 7th, 2013
“How would you like your hair cut today?”
“I don’t care…just f*ck it up.”
All Business in the front, Party in the back! Ohhh ya.
January 8th, 2013
Just a little off the top, I`m trying to let my braids grow out!
January 11th, 2013
That my friends is a Skullet!!!
January 16th, 2013
Either get the Bosley hair transplant or just let it go.
January 21st, 2013
“Skinhead in the front, rude boy in the back…douchebag all around.”
January 29th, 2013
All you have to do is walk in and say “Fuck me up real bad!”.
February 10th, 2013
Bet he dresses up as a Klingon in his spare time….
February 16th, 2013
Y’all, the reason anyone sports a “skullet” is due to the fact he, or SHE in some cases, is bald. It is to hide pre-mature baldness…. of course, baldness shouldn’t out-shame the silliness that is a skullet.
March 18th, 2013
This is clearly a classic Riff Raff from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, but with cornrows. This guy is a visionary.
April 4th, 2013