Fresh To Death



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Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid?”
Sir, it’s a taxicab air freshener.
Good, you’ve pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out.”

Canada

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Fresh To Death, 7.6 out of 10 based on 177 ratings

23 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Doc

    how many more do you think it can hold before the glue gives out and the mirror falls?

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    January 3rd, 2013

  2. girlwatcher

    What the hell, NORTHERN GIRL? You folks gotta have a whole forest of trees EVERYWHERE? :D

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    January 3rd, 2013

  3. Lady Anne

    Obviously a heavy smoker.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  4. EggBeater

    The better to mask the dead body smell my dear…

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    January 3rd, 2013

  5. verne

    must have a dead body in the back seat

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    January 3rd, 2013

  6. verbatim

    Pretty much every Walcreature could use exactly this. Hung around their neck.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  7. Fresh T

    As a mechanic I see that all the time. Only ONE of them is new. They collect them for years, too lazy to remove the last one.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  8. MyBloodyHand!

    Because mall rat goth chicks stink.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  9. ben

    i bet it doesnt even smell like vanilla anymore .. lol

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    January 3rd, 2013

  10. Michael

    Most people throw the old air freshener away when they need a new one, not this person.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  11. prettyoddindeed

    Just commenting because of the Tommy Boy reference.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  12. Caprice3w

    Nice reference to “Tommy Boy”!

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    January 4th, 2013

  13. RJ

    If you fart in a pine scented air freshener forest, does anyone smell it?

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    January 4th, 2013

  14. Cybr

    Reminds me of the punchline of an old joke. “Smells like someone shit on a pine tree.”

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    January 4th, 2013

  15. kate e

    Don’t u notice THE DRIVERS SEAT IS PRACTICALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAR!!! I think the driver is a big guyh or gal. Maybe all the trees are for massive digestive distress (FARTS)

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    January 4th, 2013

  16. Reggie

    I always thought that this, “let’s see how many air fresheners we can hang on the mirror”, phenomenon was unique to ghetto dwellers in the US, but now I see that this also takes place in Canada. Who knew?

    In any event, this begs the question…
    Wouldn’t it be easier to just bathe on a regular basis?

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    January 4th, 2013

  17. Northerngirl

    Yes, indeed, Girlwatcher, we Canuks consider it almost sacrilege to through out anything typically Canadian like dead pine Christmas trees, old hockey pucks, worn out mukluks, bacon ….. which is why we need the car fresheners – to kill off the smell of the bacon package that rolled under the seats two weeks ago!

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  18. Str8jacket

    I knew a drug dealer who had a rearview mirror like that, said it cut down on the chonic stench if pulled over. I always thought the police would want to kow why he had all those hanging, but…

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  19. guadalisa

    the police know why. it just screams “search my car!”

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  20. girlwatcher

    Love it NG. You’re my fav.

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    January 4th, 2013

  21. t

    Yep, that is what my sister’s mirror looked like when she still had a licence. She is an alcoholic and was trying to cover the smell…

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    January 5th, 2013

  22. TexStud

    Down here in Texas, the State Troopers call that a “Felony Forest” because the drivers of those cars are trying to cover up the smell of the marijuana they are transporting.

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    January 6th, 2013

  23. vc8

    I agree…

    I can almost guarantee this car is used in narcotics trafficking of some type

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    January 8th, 2013

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