January 3rd, 2013
Fresh To Death
“Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid?”
- Sir, it’s a taxicab air freshener.
“Good, you’ve pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out.”
Canada
Fresh To Death,
“Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid?”
- Sir, it’s a taxicab air freshener.
“Good, you’ve pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out.”
Canada
Fresh To Death,
23 Comments, Comment or Ping
how many more do you think it can hold before the glue gives out and the mirror falls?
January 3rd, 2013
What the hell, NORTHERN GIRL? You folks gotta have a whole forest of trees EVERYWHERE?
January 3rd, 2013
Obviously a heavy smoker.
January 3rd, 2013
The better to mask the dead body smell my dear…
January 3rd, 2013
must have a dead body in the back seat
January 3rd, 2013
Pretty much every Walcreature could use exactly this. Hung around their neck.
January 3rd, 2013
As a mechanic I see that all the time. Only ONE of them is new. They collect them for years, too lazy to remove the last one.
January 3rd, 2013
Because mall rat goth chicks stink.
January 3rd, 2013
i bet it doesnt even smell like vanilla anymore .. lol
January 3rd, 2013
Most people throw the old air freshener away when they need a new one, not this person.
January 3rd, 2013
Just commenting because of the Tommy Boy reference.
January 3rd, 2013
Nice reference to “Tommy Boy”!
January 4th, 2013
If you fart in a pine scented air freshener forest, does anyone smell it?
January 4th, 2013
Reminds me of the punchline of an old joke. “Smells like someone shit on a pine tree.”
January 4th, 2013
Don’t u notice THE DRIVERS SEAT IS PRACTICALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAR!!! I think the driver is a big guyh or gal. Maybe all the trees are for massive digestive distress (FARTS)
January 4th, 2013
I always thought that this, “let’s see how many air fresheners we can hang on the mirror”, phenomenon was unique to ghetto dwellers in the US, but now I see that this also takes place in Canada. Who knew?
In any event, this begs the question…
Wouldn’t it be easier to just bathe on a regular basis?
January 4th, 2013
Yes, indeed, Girlwatcher, we Canuks consider it almost sacrilege to through out anything typically Canadian like dead pine Christmas trees, old hockey pucks, worn out mukluks, bacon ….. which is why we need the car fresheners – to kill off the smell of the bacon package that rolled under the seats two weeks ago!
January 4th, 2013
I knew a drug dealer who had a rearview mirror like that, said it cut down on the chonic stench if pulled over. I always thought the police would want to kow why he had all those hanging, but…
January 4th, 2013
the police know why. it just screams “search my car!”
January 4th, 2013
Love it NG. You’re my fav.
January 4th, 2013
Yep, that is what my sister’s mirror looked like when she still had a licence. She is an alcoholic and was trying to cover the smell…
January 5th, 2013
Down here in Texas, the State Troopers call that a “Felony Forest” because the drivers of those cars are trying to cover up the smell of the marijuana they are transporting.
January 6th, 2013
I agree…
I can almost guarantee this car is used in narcotics trafficking of some type
January 8th, 2013
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