“Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid?”
- Sir, it’s a taxicab air freshener.
“Good, you’ve pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out.”
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how many more do you think it can hold before the glue gives out and the mirror falls?
January 3rd, 2013
What the hell, NORTHERN GIRL? You folks gotta have a whole forest of trees EVERYWHERE?
Obviously a heavy smoker.
The better to mask the dead body smell my dear…
must have a dead body in the back seat
Pretty much every Walcreature could use exactly this. Hung around their neck.
As a mechanic I see that all the time. Only ONE of them is new. They collect them for years, too lazy to remove the last one.
Because mall rat goth chicks stink.
i bet it doesnt even smell like vanilla anymore .. lol
Most people throw the old air freshener away when they need a new one, not this person.
Just commenting because of the Tommy Boy reference.
Nice reference to “Tommy Boy”!
January 4th, 2013
If you fart in a pine scented air freshener forest, does anyone smell it?
Reminds me of the punchline of an old joke. “Smells like someone shit on a pine tree.”
Don’t u notice THE DRIVERS SEAT IS PRACTICALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAR!!! I think the driver is a big guyh or gal. Maybe all the trees are for massive digestive distress (FARTS)
I always thought that this, “let’s see how many air fresheners we can hang on the mirror”, phenomenon was unique to ghetto dwellers in the US, but now I see that this also takes place in Canada. Who knew?
In any event, this begs the question…
Wouldn’t it be easier to just bathe on a regular basis?
Yes, indeed, Girlwatcher, we Canuks consider it almost sacrilege to through out anything typically Canadian like dead pine Christmas trees, old hockey pucks, worn out mukluks, bacon ….. which is why we need the car fresheners – to kill off the smell of the bacon package that rolled under the seats two weeks ago!
I knew a drug dealer who had a rearview mirror like that, said it cut down on the chonic stench if pulled over. I always thought the police would want to kow why he had all those hanging, but…
the police know why. it just screams “search my car!”
Love it NG. You’re my fav.
Yep, that is what my sister’s mirror looked like when she still had a licence. She is an alcoholic and was trying to cover the smell…
January 5th, 2013
Down here in Texas, the State Troopers call that a “Felony Forest” because the drivers of those cars are trying to cover up the smell of the marijuana they are transporting.
January 6th, 2013
I can almost guarantee this car is used in narcotics trafficking of some type
January 8th, 2013