Funk Fest 2013



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Wow! Ummm, I’m sure if you gave me a few minutes I could think of something grosser, but honestly off the top of my head I got nothing. Yo shit…be funky.

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Funk Fest 2013, 8.2 out of 10 based on 385 ratings

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  1. Vanessa

    This has to be Florida.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  2. N.

    would you like me to floss your teeth

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    January 3rd, 2013

  3. Roostah Smif

    c’mon now that’s how she picks up dog shit,,,,,

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    January 3rd, 2013

  4. nightroller

    I be she has never held a job

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    January 3rd, 2013

  5. kelly

    I have these so I can pick my nose when my hands are full.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  6. Mellie

    Seriously…..WHY???????????

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    January 3rd, 2013

  7. John , from Melbourne Australia

    Speechless. . . .Are they painted. or diseased ?. How on earth could the person ” assuming a female here” , go about normal life with such long toenails ? Like driving a car , turning over in bed, forever wearing sandals etc etc. . It must be an attention whore thing….

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    January 3rd, 2013

  8. Cybr

    What the hell is that on her foot? A 3-inch long toe nail?

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    January 3rd, 2013

  9. Slop Jar Magoo

    She’s trying to impale a mouse that ran under the counter.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  10. Jim

    This is great!… If you drop some of your food on the floor you can just stab it with a big ole toe nail and flip it right back up.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  11. doglover

    That is so disgusting I feel the need to vomit. Please cover that sh*t up.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  12. jag

    I think we’ve seen this one before. This ought to make *I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND* ecstatic.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  13. Radical Ed

    I can only imagine how thoroughly naseus they look without the paint…

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    January 3rd, 2013

  14. Rogue

    Who else thought of the kitchen scene in Jurassic park, with the Raptor tapping its long-ass claw on the floor? *tick tick tick tick*

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    January 3rd, 2013

  15. Echo

    Ohhhh, you should see my all over hair growth length!!!

    That is sick! Ya just know she doesn’t hold a job down. If her toenails are that long then her fingernails have got to be sickening too!!!

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    January 3rd, 2013

  16. girlwatcher

    Stay the fuck outta my bed, bitch!

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    January 3rd, 2013

  17. heavy melvanova

    I just want to run her feet over with the shopping cart, whoopsie, there go the old deer-gutters.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  18. Nancy

    Wow, who still buys CDs?

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    January 3rd, 2013

  19. Watertender

    I am sure they don’t have a job. Looks just plain nasty to me.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  20. Mj

    There is no way those nails can be cleaned properly tons of BACTERIA could cause FUNGUS- DISGUSTING dirty PIG.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  21. Tina

    I’d roll my cart right over those nasty ass fungus toes.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  22. Joe Cool

    Wanna hear something more gross? There are probably some fools out there who have a fetish for that.

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    January 3rd, 2013

  23. jewelryjunkie

    thats just CREEPY!!!
    Good comment Jag:-)

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    January 3rd, 2013

  24. I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    I WOULD THROW MYSELF ON AND KISS SUCH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN FEET IN SANDALS. I AM NOW IN LOVE

    THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

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    January 4th, 2013

  25. kendra

    Beyond the grossness, think how painful that’d be if toenail got caught & bent back really far. It’d rip entire nail off skin, right?

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  26. MasterBaiter

    Even animals groom themselves better than this subhuman. I would call the game warden and have this nasty creature escorted to 50 miles outside of city limits where it can live down by the river in a cave or something where it belongs. Let it dig worms from the soil with those nails and eat all it wants.

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    January 4th, 2013

  27. Joey BadaBing

    Yuck

    I’ll bet that qualifies for Obama care

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    January 4th, 2013

  28. Tina

    Hopefully shes shopping for a new pair of shoes, the shoes are as discusting as her nasty toes.

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  29. Wendy

    She grows her toenails that long to distract people from the disgusting nature of those HOOVES …. OMFG …. get a real pedi and have those calluses shaved off, heifer!

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  30. Noodengr

    Her next dept to visit had better be bed sheets , I am pretty sure with those claws she needs to replace hers weekly.

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  31. abcohjkf

    When we were younger my cousin put really long fake nails on her toes and went into the store, it was meant as a prank. I can only hope this is a joke as well.

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  32. CanuckLulu

    Don’t you love how the ones on the right foot are growing sideways? And one can only imagine the stench of those hooves!

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  33. toeachhisown

    Anyone seen the foot med commercial with the lil cartoon “fungus-kreature”?

    That’s what comes to mind when looking at this

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  34. nano

    I agree with the person above that said this pic is a repost. I’ll leave to someone else to find the original listing.

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    January 4th, 2013

  35. Jen

    Playing footsie with her ends with a trip to the ER.

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    January 5th, 2013

  36. linda

    hey girl….fix those feet. You look soo bad !!

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  37. Angela

    Those toenails must serve some kind of purpose. Perhaps stabbing all the nasty roaches and vermin that are crawling and scurrying around her filthy ass home. Hell she doesn’t clean herself. Would you expect anything less of her home? I think roaches and rats are less disgusting than those nails. Hell, if I was starving to death I would eat roaches and rats. If I had to eat her nails, I would rather have roaches and rats feast on my dead corpse.

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    January 5th, 2013

  38. Derp

    Funk Fest 2013? That picture was featured here on Jan 24th, 2011!

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    January 6th, 2013

  39. eyesapoppin

    I think if you offered capital offenders a choice between a death sentence and giving this varmint a thorough tongue bath on her feet and toenails, then breathing for a week with one of her sandals strapped to their face, they would chose the death sentence. Just sayin’…

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    January 6th, 2013

  40. Jerry

    If a Podiatrist has nightmares, This would be it !

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  41. shanna

    Im sure she is receiving services from social services because she can’t have a job!!!!!! And Im sure we paid a pretty penny for the nail deco on those hooves because if she is too lazy to cut those daggers then she was too lazy to paint them herself! She must be crazy because not only are those badger talons a hideous mistake but thos sandles are a straight up fashion faux pa!!!! Hillbilly holiday!

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    January 7th, 2013

  42. Emma

    Oh HELL NO D;

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    January 7th, 2013

  43. Dan

    I never comment on these things…except this time! I have the sudden flash of the Velociraptor from Jurassic Park when I viewed this.

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    January 8th, 2013

  44. Phlegmenco

    Long/nappy nails automatically warrant a 1 from me. I don’t wanna see that nastiness!

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  45. berta

    sad thing is she took the time to paint them gross

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    January 9th, 2013

  46. toeachhisown

    It would be impossible to walk normally like that.

    I’m sure she is only able to do the Obama shuffle.

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  47. Pootsyanne

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

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    January 11th, 2013

  48. OWTF

    Ghet-toes

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    January 11th, 2013

  49. Melissa Shelton

    I almost peed my pants laughing. Oh my heck that’s gross.

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    March 21st, 2013

  50. phill

    Oh no there is a Raptor in walmart RUN!!!!!!

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    April 9th, 2013

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