Get Out & Push



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Did we just find the cover to our next book?

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  1. CrabShaman

    Y’see, kids, when you’re bad, you don’t get coal in your stocking, or thrashed by the Krampus. You have to push Santa around a WalMart. Ho…ho…ho…

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    January 4th, 2013

  2. Jim Hoffman

    Gotta love child labor!!

    GET UP AND WALK FAT ASS!!

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    January 4th, 2013

  3. Jen

    “Hey grama! Thought you said this thing was electric?!”

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    January 4th, 2013

  4. mike

    Is this some clever editorial on the state of social security?

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    January 4th, 2013

  5. Slop Jar Magoo

    That lard ass is lucky she has someone to push……..most Walmart customers are way to fat.

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    January 4th, 2013

  6. Watertender

    Why am I hearing the song Sixteen Tons in my head looking at this picture?

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    January 4th, 2013

  7. girlwatcher

    Quick! Now’s your chance kid! Run away and join the circus!

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    January 4th, 2013

  8. MasterBaiter

    ” Push faster you little bastard- can’t you tell I’m hungry?”

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    January 4th, 2013

  9. JayDubIII

    Guarantee you the fat hog isn’t even embarrassed.

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    January 4th, 2013

  10. grandma

    No gammy we’re NOT going past the donuts counter.

    Or…

    To isle 33 gammy, that’s one long son-of-a-bitch.

    Or…

    Put your back into it Kid, you want me to trade you in for electric or what?

    Or…

    Quit bitchin kid, you didn’t hear me complain yesterday when i pushed you.

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    January 4th, 2013

  11. scottie...

    The young Scotty from Star trek says…

    The shoes canny take it anymore Captain… they’ve lost all grip.

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    January 4th, 2013

  12. Skooma

    Get off your fat lazy ass and push your kid around in the cart…. not make him push your fat ass around…. seriously people how much dumber can you get? If you can’t handle walking your fat ass around then stop eating like a pig.

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    January 4th, 2013

  13. Neil

    Here I did not think those carts could hold that much. Stand back I think it’s going to blow

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    January 4th, 2013

  14. D.B.

    “Could you be a dear and push me to the the thong underwear section?”

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    January 4th, 2013

  15. JEFF_K

    Isn’t this against the Child Labor laws?

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    January 5th, 2013

  16. ME

    The young Scotty from Star trek says…

    The shoes canny take it anymore Captain… they’ve lost all grip.

    The young Scotty from Star trek says…

    The shoes canny take it anymore Captain… they’ve lost all grip.

    Or…

    No gammy we’re NOT going past the donuts counter.

    Or…

    To isle 33 gammy, that’s one long son-of-a-bitch.

    Or…

    Put your back into it Kid, you want me to trade you in for electric or what?

    Or…

    Quit bitchin kid, you didn’t hear me complain yesterday when i pushed you.

    Or…

    One day you’ll thank me, after all its your dream is to be a linebacker.

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    January 5th, 2013

  17. Hyno Toad

    It’s hard to believe that when they towed the Space Shuttle through the streets of California , they did it with a little pickup truck.

    This is just like that, except for the fact that I’d like to see a Space Shuttle.

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    January 5th, 2013

  18. Count Flatula

    Got the kid working the blocking sled early…

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    January 5th, 2013

  19. jaloco

    I’m pretty sure she’s over the weight limit for that.

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    January 5th, 2013

  20. Fred Poe

    “C’mon Grandma, the ‘depends’ are in the next aisle.”

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    January 6th, 2013

  21. I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    I BET HER FEET ARE HOFFAS. SHOW ME OH SHOW ME.

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    January 6th, 2013

  22. I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    YES I AM REAL BUT THE MALES WHO HAVE ASS FETISH ARE NOT REAL. THE ASS FETISH IS A FEMALES FETISH ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE WEARS OPEN SANDALS.

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    January 6th, 2013

  23. I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    A BONYA IS WHEN A BARE SANDAL WEARING WOMAN LIFTS HER BALD NAKED SOLE UP FROM HER SANDAL AND SHOWS IT HEEL UP AND TOES DOWN. THAT IS CALLED A BONYA AS IN I GAVE HER THE BONYA. ALSO BECAUSE SHE OF-TEN WILL SAY YA TO THE OTHER WOMAN WHILE SHOWING HER NAKED SOLE IN THIS FASHION.

    OH WHY OH WHY COULDNT I FIND A WOMAN LIKE THAT TO MARRY ME? FOE DOE

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    January 6th, 2013

  24. AJ

    Yeppers, you got your next book cover. egads.

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    January 6th, 2013

  25. Shawn D.

    Oooo, don’t mess with that boy..
    His name must be Bamm-Bamm.

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    January 6th, 2013

  26. Scott Laursen

    What is that greek Myth about the dude that has to push a rock up a hill?

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    January 6th, 2013

  27. Alex Sampson

    “But grandma you’re toooo heavy!”
    “Shut up kid or no Ho-Hos for you. Mmmmmmm Ho-Hos”

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    January 6th, 2013

  28. millipede

    I have no problem understanding why Lynn S of Staten Island rejected him.

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    January 7th, 2013

  29. KEVIN 2

    SCOOTERS ARE A WAY TO SAY THT YOU HAVE GIVEN UP

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    January 7th, 2013

  30. heavy melvanova

    Scott, it was Sisyphus. Pushed that boulder up the hill, then at the top it rolled back to the bottom. Damn.

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    January 7th, 2013

  31. Snoopy353

    Honey Boo Boo: The next generation.

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    January 7th, 2013

  32. Northerngirl

    @ Girlwatcher

    WalMart IS a circus! (though obviously more overloaded with fat ladies than really necessary …..)

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    January 7th, 2013

  33. darren

    Cmon Gramma … your diapers are down a few isles

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    January 8th, 2013

  34. Sweaty

    Tuning her tricycle motor for the big race???

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    January 8th, 2013

  35. Captian Obvious

    Perfect picture of the current generation and Baby Boomer generation.

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    January 12th, 2013

  36. Ash

    That should have been reported. He’s too little to be pushing that fat pathetic slob around. Fat bitch.

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    January 20th, 2013

  37. MEMYSELFANDI

    Yes… a good pic for your next book. And the title could be: “Pushing the Limits at Wal-Mart”

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    January 27th, 2013

  38. C. MARIE

    THAT MUST BE BABY DAVID BLAINE. THATS ONE HELL OF A MAGIC TRICK.

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    February 4th, 2013

  39. ammay

    they say kids today are to fat so she just trying to help him lose the wight o wight then shouldn’t they both be pushing the cart.
    Also who to say the kid wasn’t like i want to push u so she played along well maybe for little bit.

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    February 5th, 2013

  40. alice

    move your ass, you have to carry your child at this age not your hild your lazy ass, bitch…hate it when people are to lazy and selfish to let their kids be normal kids and have a happy childhood…

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    May 30th, 2013

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