Did we just find the cover to our next book?
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Y’see, kids, when you’re bad, you don’t get coal in your stocking, or thrashed by the Krampus. You have to push Santa around a WalMart. Ho…ho…ho…
January 4th, 2013
Gotta love child labor!!
GET UP AND WALK FAT ASS!!
“Hey grama! Thought you said this thing was electric?!”
Is this some clever editorial on the state of social security?
Slop Jar Magoo
That lard ass is lucky she has someone to push……..most Walmart customers are way to fat.
Why am I hearing the song Sixteen Tons in my head looking at this picture?
Quick! Now’s your chance kid! Run away and join the circus!
” Push faster you little bastard- can’t you tell I’m hungry?”
Guarantee you the fat hog isn’t even embarrassed.
No gammy we’re NOT going past the donuts counter.
To isle 33 gammy, that’s one long son-of-a-bitch.
Put your back into it Kid, you want me to trade you in for electric or what?
Quit bitchin kid, you didn’t hear me complain yesterday when i pushed you.
The young Scotty from Star trek says…
The shoes canny take it anymore Captain… they’ve lost all grip.
Get off your fat lazy ass and push your kid around in the cart…. not make him push your fat ass around…. seriously people how much dumber can you get? If you can’t handle walking your fat ass around then stop eating like a pig.
Here I did not think those carts could hold that much. Stand back I think it’s going to blow
“Could you be a dear and push me to the the thong underwear section?”
Isn’t this against the Child Labor laws?
January 5th, 2013
One day you’ll thank me, after all its your dream is to be a linebacker.
It’s hard to believe that when they towed the Space Shuttle through the streets of California , they did it with a little pickup truck.
This is just like that, except for the fact that I’d like to see a Space Shuttle.
Got the kid working the blocking sled early…
I’m pretty sure she’s over the weight limit for that.
“C’mon Grandma, the ‘depends’ are in the next aisle.”
January 6th, 2013
I WAS REJECTED BY LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND
I BET HER FEET ARE HOFFAS. SHOW ME OH SHOW ME.
YES I AM REAL BUT THE MALES WHO HAVE ASS FETISH ARE NOT REAL. THE ASS FETISH IS A FEMALES FETISH ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE WEARS OPEN SANDALS.
A BONYA IS WHEN A BARE SANDAL WEARING WOMAN LIFTS HER BALD NAKED SOLE UP FROM HER SANDAL AND SHOWS IT HEEL UP AND TOES DOWN. THAT IS CALLED A BONYA AS IN I GAVE HER THE BONYA. ALSO BECAUSE SHE OF-TEN WILL SAY YA TO THE OTHER WOMAN WHILE SHOWING HER NAKED SOLE IN THIS FASHION.
OH WHY OH WHY COULDNT I FIND A WOMAN LIKE THAT TO MARRY ME? FOE DOE
Yeppers, you got your next book cover. egads.
Oooo, don’t mess with that boy..
His name must be Bamm-Bamm.
What is that greek Myth about the dude that has to push a rock up a hill?
“But grandma you’re toooo heavy!”
“Shut up kid or no Ho-Hos for you. Mmmmmmm Ho-Hos”
I have no problem understanding why Lynn S of Staten Island rejected him.
January 7th, 2013
SCOOTERS ARE A WAY TO SAY THT YOU HAVE GIVEN UP
Scott, it was Sisyphus. Pushed that boulder up the hill, then at the top it rolled back to the bottom. Damn.
Honey Boo Boo: The next generation.
WalMart IS a circus! (though obviously more overloaded with fat ladies than really necessary …..)
Cmon Gramma … your diapers are down a few isles
January 8th, 2013
Tuning her tricycle motor for the big race???
Perfect picture of the current generation and Baby Boomer generation.
January 12th, 2013
That should have been reported. He’s too little to be pushing that fat pathetic slob around. Fat bitch.
January 20th, 2013
Yes… a good pic for your next book. And the title could be: “Pushing the Limits at Wal-Mart”
January 27th, 2013
THAT MUST BE BABY DAVID BLAINE. THATS ONE HELL OF A MAGIC TRICK.
February 4th, 2013
they say kids today are to fat so she just trying to help him lose the wight o wight then shouldn’t they both be pushing the cart.
Also who to say the kid wasn’t like i want to push u so she played along well maybe for little bit.
February 5th, 2013
move your ass, you have to carry your child at this age not your hild your lazy ass, bitch…hate it when people are to lazy and selfish to let their kids be normal kids and have a happy childhood…
May 30th, 2013