I also like to pick up souvenir from the places I go, so I can relate.
15 Comments | In: Accidents?, Featured Creature, Funny, New Mexico, Random, Walmart Fashion
Slop Jar Magoo
Looks like she’s on the rag….
January 17th, 2013
I must be doing something wrong in the bathroom. I have never figured out how you could not realize you have left a dozen sheets off bathroom tissue with one end in your crack and the other end out your pants. Do you just forget what you were doing mid wipe?
I agree with the Admiral. I wonder if that pose is deliberate?
I never could figure that out either.Maybe they never rip the paper from the roll before they wipe.
at least there are no brown stains on it:-D:-D:-D
This is called being shart-proactive.
that’s why i use baby wipes. no chance of this happening
This is the type of shit that I don’t understand on this site. The woman is neatly dressed, looks clean and is covered up. It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure out how this happens. Toilet paper on the seat + pulling pants up = sometimes it gets caught and you don’t realize. With all the dead souls that congregate at Walmart, I find it hard to believe you don’t have better material than making fun of someones embarrassing moment like this.
January 18th, 2013
Looks like you struck a nerve with Gemma. This lady’s tag is trying to escape her back fat. I’m posting this to my New Mexico Facebook account. Maybe some of her relatives can shame her into never leaving home again.
This reminds me of seeing the same, only at a gay bar. I asked my friend about it, whether it is just an accident or done on purpose, and he told me that women with toilet paper handing from their pants like this, with the strangely crinkled edge, are “looking, but just for some fun”.
January 20th, 2013
I hope the photographer had the decency to at least tell this poor woman after they took the cowardly picture.
January 21st, 2013
I think this person got what was coming to them. This is a lady who obviously has no regard for bathroom etiquette.
Here is how the situation played out. She placed a very large amount of toliet paper on the seat, roughly 20-30 sheets. After doing her business, this toliet paper attaches itself to her ass sweat.
She doesn’t notice this because she never disposes of this toliet paper. She always leaves it on the seat for the next person to deal with because she is ‘too grossed out’.
Anyway, as a result of being a very self absorbed person, she exits the bathroom with the equivalent of a wedding train.
SALLY, thats too much information
January 25th, 2013
Come on, people, this could happen to you, too. She finished her business, stood up and turned her back to the toilet paper roll on the wall. As she pulled up her pants the hanging part of the roll got caught while she was raising her pants and when she walks away it cuts itself off. Now you all know how to NOT raise your pants in a public bathroom.
July 13th, 2013
Used to tie a stringer like that to a paperclip, sneak up and hook it on a belt loop then light it. Joyful memories!